Hello! Another chapter, sorry it took me 12 days for this one!
The audience began the show by staring at a massive expanse of barren rock and soil, as was the major touristic images of Planet XIIIVXI, better known as Planet 21. However, a planetary station packed with Mobians appeared, and the show began.
The intro to So You Think You Can Dance played, and the host walked out into the space station.
"Okay, Mobius, we need a way to lighten our contestant load!" Charge began, "But before I reveal my evil and most likely embarrassing way to remove half of our contestants, I'll introduce my co-host."
"Please welcome…Shrull!"
A green-eyed, white fur, Shadow-spine style Afrogian (African Hedgehog) with blue quill highlights sauntered out wearing an African-style loincloth.
Since he bore resemblance to Shadow, many of the female audience promptly fainted.
The host and temporary co-host bumped fists, and Shrull was handed a microphone.
"Ah, hello beautiful world and it's equally beautiful people!" the white hedgehog stated, his Nigerian accent strongly showing, "I am honored that you allowed me to become a co-host for this great show, and alongside this great character here!"
Charge gave a quick two-fingered salute to the audience, "And since I feel multicultural today, it's time for…THE VANCOUVER 2010 TOQUE!"
Everyone could hear Shadow palming his face from the side of the stage
After whipping out said hat and placing it on his head, the host, now clad in a black, red and white toque that proudly stated CANADA on the front, took on as serious a look as a teenaged masculine Mobian cat with lime green bangs and patriotically sporting a Vancouver 2010 toque can give.
So, in other words, he grinned goofily, winked and gave the world a thumbs-up.
"Now, my diabolical plan to remove contestants from this show is…to make them all dance the Cha-Cha Slide!"
The crowd fell silent in shock.
The host ignored this, and the co-host stepped forward, "If they miss a step, well, we think you know what happens."
Charge and Shrull exchanged predatory grins, and the audience became aware of the swirling grey portal of DOOM!
Charge gave the camera a host smile, "Y'all know where that leads, and now we cut to commercial to set up this performance."
5 minutes later:
The entire cast was onstage, looking unenthusiastic about the next performance.
"Okay, people, I'm the enforcer for this little gig." Shrull stated, cracking his knuckles.
"And what makes you think you can just do that?" declared Knuckles, also cracking his namesakes, "You can't electrocute us, unlike Sparky over there, so I'd be car-OOF!"
The last part came as the host's left shoe connected squarely with the back of the ME Guardian's head, sending the echidna at high velocity into the nearest Knuckles fangirl pit.
"Don't call me Sparky!" the host warned the world.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" the Knucklehead screamed.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!" was the response from the fangirls.
"One down, 13 to go! And on with the show!" Shrull yelled, rhyming for no readily apparent reason.
Artist: Dj Casper
Title: Cha Cha Slide
[Mr.C Talks]
[Mr.C]
To the left, take it back now ya'll
1 hop this time, right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp, Cha Cha real smooth
Turn it down, to the left
Take it back now ya'll
1 hop this time, right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp, Cha Cha now ya'll
Now it's time to get funky
To the right now, to the left
Take it back now ya'll
1 hop this time, 1 hop this time
Right foot 2 stomps, left foot 2 stomps
Slide to the left, slide to the right
Criscross, criscross
Cha Cha real smooth
Let's go to work
To the left, take it back now ya'll
2 hops this time, 2 hops this time
Right foot 2 stomps, left foot 2 stomps
Hands on your knees, hands on your knees
Get funky with it, aahhhhhhhhhh yaaaa
Come on, Cha Cha now ya'll
Turn it down, to the left
Take it back now ya'll
5 hops this time
Right foot let's stomp, left foot let's stomp
Right foot again, left foot again
Right foot let's stomp, left foot let's stomp
Freeze, Everybody Clap yo hands
Come on ya'll, check it out
How low can you go?
Can you go down low?
All the way to da floor?
How low can you go?
Can you bring it to the top?
Like it never never stop?
Can you bring it to the top?
1 hop, right foot now
Left foot now ya'll
Cha Cha real smooth
Turn it down, to the left
Take it back now ya'll
1 hop this time,1 hop this time
Reverse, Reverse
Slide to the left, slide to the right
Reverse Reverse, reverse reverse
Cha Cha now ya'll
Cha Cha again
Cha Cha now ya'll
Cha Cha again
Turn it down
To the left, that it back now ya'll
2 hops 2 hops, 2 hops 2 hops
Right foot let's stomp, left foot let's stomp
Charlie Brown, hop it out now
Slide to the right, slide to the left
Take it back now ya'll
Cha Cha now ya'll
Turn it down
To the left, take it back now ya'll
3 hops this time
Right foot now, left foot now ya'll
Cha Cha it out
Turn it down
To the right, to the right ya'll
To the left, take it back now ya'll
4 hops this time
Right foot now now ya'll, left foot now ya'll
Cha Cha now ya'll
Cha Cha again, Cha Cha again
Turn it down
Take it back now ya'll
Right foot let's stomp, left foot let's stomp
6 hops this time
Right foot let's stomp, left foot let's stomp
Right foot 2 stomps, Left foot 2 stomps
Criscross, Criscross
Slide to the left, Slide to the right
Let me hear you clap yo hands
Cha Cha now, Cha Cha again
Turn it down
To the left, take it back now ya'll
2 hops 2 hops, 2 hops 2 hops
Right foot 2 stomps, left foot 2 stomps
Hands on your knees, hands on your knees
Aahhhh yaaaa, get funky with it
Get down now ya'll,
Come on, come on
Cha Cha now ya'll
Let's go to work
In the end, everyone ended up screwing up at one point, so the host got an idea.
"Okay people! Next time we decide who leaves and who stays, so make request for the top 4 you want to keep on the show."
"Until next time!"
And next time might be in August, as that's around when I get back from camp.
Signing off,
~CtC~
