Naruto of the Marines

Chapter 4

-X-

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-X-

As the ship steadied itself from the waves caused by the now dead Sea King, the Marines on deck felt their worries vanish as their commanding officer single-handedly killed the attacking beast, some of the sword users even gushed at being able to see the Vice Admiral in action with his two weapons.

"Amazing!" one spoke to his friend next to him while looking at the two bladed weapons, "It's the first time I've ever seen Vice Admiral Naruto use his weapons in person!"

The two weapons were identical in every way, even down to the weight some if the rumors about them were true. They were what looked like short katana-like swords with the blades measuring nine inches long with a five inch handle, making the whole thing a little over a foot long. But the guard between the blade and handle didn't match that of a katana and curved down to the bottom of the grip with a series of sharpened points that looked like teeth going down the whole thing. They didn't have an official name given to it by the forger and Naruto never bothered with naming them himself so the pirates that managed to see them in action named them 'The Blades of Absolute Justice' or something like that.

Heading back to his lawn chair, Naruto dropped the blades next to him, which stuck in the deck, before sitting back down and adjusting his sunglasses as if nothing happened, while everyone looked at him.

"Everyone," he called out after a minute, "I know I'm sexy but you should all be looking out for the Kuja, not staring at me."

That snapped everyone out of their daze and things seemed to go back to normal, although, some of the sailors found themselves cleaning the side of the ship which now had Sea King blood splattered on it.

"How long are they going to make us wait?" Tashigi complained while standing close to where he was, "Surely they've noticed us,"

The blond hummed, "They have, but if I'm right, they decided to wait for us to be attacked by a Sea King to see how we handled it."

"Naruto-sama!" called out one of the marines watching the waters with his binoculars, "I see a ship approaching us from the island, it's being pulled by a pair of Yuda!"

The blond hummed, "Took them long enough,"

Yuda were a species of ferocious and extremely poisonous type of sea serpent, they were in fact so poisonous that Sea Kings stayed away from them for fear of being bitten. The Kuja pirates had somehow domesticated them and used them as both a deterrent from Sea Kings and a way to push their boat through the Calm Belt.

Standing up, Naruto grabbed his weapons and walked off to the rear of his ship into his room or sometimes called the Captains cabin, where he stripped out of his bathing suit and slipped into his boxers and white dress pants before tossing them onto the bed.

"Ah what the-!" came a voice from the ball of blankets near his headboard before they started moving moments before the red furry head of his pet popped out looking around before spotting him, "Why'd you throw that at me?"

"Sorry 'bout that Kyu," he grinned before taking a blue dress shirt from a hanger and pulling it on, tucking the shirt tail into his pants and moving onto his white shoes, "Forgot you were sleeping there,"

The fox grumbled and got out of the sheets which she'd burrowed in to sleep, "What's going on?"

"Meeting with the Kuja, got to find out what happened to our marines and collect some money." he told the fox while tying his shoes and standing up to retrieve his white blazer.

She waited until he put it on and jumped onto his shoulder, "Aren't they the snake using tribe?" the fox questioned, growling when he nodded, "I hate snakes."

"Well if push comes to shove, we might just have to fight them," he told her while heading back out, picking up his great coat on the way and pausing only to slide his short swords into hidden sheaths inside his blazer.

Kyu shrunk to an even smaller size and hopped up onto his head when he put on the coat like a cape, now fully dressed for duty and armed for a fight, she had even noticed a holstered gun hidden near the small of his back before.

"I almost hope they do try to fight us," She growled, "I haven't had a good fight since we took down those dog pirates."

Naruto hummed. A while back, they took down one of the three Inuzuka Pirate captains, it wasn't actually a hard fight seeing as it was the youngest of them but Kyu had fun fighting the captain's pet dog, which had been trained to fight. The Captain had been a younger man by the name of Kiba Inuzuka, the brother of Hana Inuzuka, a well known pirate captain and son of Tsume Inuzuka, a notorious pirate captain that men all over the world feared.

Last he heard, Tsume and Hana managed to break their son/brother out of captivity on his way to Impel Down after he had turned the guy over to a transport. Kiba supposedly tried to put a price on his head until he learned just who the man that took him down was and decided to stay on his mothers ship. But that was the rumors.

Returning to the forward deck, he only had to wait a minute before the Kuja pirates pulled up along side them.

Their flag was of a skull in the center of a spiral made of snakes. The ship itself was a basic galleon with a pink mansion-like structure in the middle with paddle wheels installed in the rear for when they weren't using the Yuda, or maybe to air them, who really knew aside from them? The sails were deep red with their Jolly Roger painted on the foremost sail with another smaller sail above that one and a medium sized one in the rear.

Like them, the Kuja pirates were all on their deck, which was about the same height as theirs. But while the marines were armed with their swords or guns, the Kuja stared at them coldly, some holding their signature snake weapons which were in the form of useable bows. Every Kuja wore a bikini bottom and top, all different colors and made of different matreals. Some females were small and lean while others were large, muscular and overweight but all ready to fight.

"You sure have guts, dropping anchor right in the middle of this monster-fill sea!" called one of the females, she had short dark hair and wore tiger fur, "Not only that but your violating the treaty we have, you marines shouldn't be within three miles!"

"We are well within our rights to be here," Naruto called as he walked up to the railing, Kyu sitting on his shoulder and glaring at the many snakes, "You Kuja have broken the treaty first, your Empress' status as a Shichibukai is in danger and as you know, as long as she is one of the seven warlords your island will remain safe."

The treaty they had with Amazon Lily indeed protected the island from them, but the only way that happened was to have the entire population of their island classified as pirates. As you could see, if Boa Hancock's status was revoked, Amazon Lily would most likely be the target of a Buster Call, the Marines ultimate show of force.

"What do you want, man."

Turning his head, Naruto saw that the door to the mansion on the Kuja ship was open and out came three women. The first was a large, obese yet muscled woman with large breasts and long orange-brown hair styled like a valkyries helmet. Like the others, she wore a bikini top and bottom with a long white cape and carried a large halberd. From marine intelligence, she was one of Boa Hancock's younger sisters, Boa Marigold.

The next was lime green haired woman that was just as tall but much thinner with a large head, she, like her sister, wore a long white cape and had a green bikini with brown leather boots on her feet while wearing one long green stalking with the jolly roger on it. Another thing about her that stood out was her tongue, which hung out of her mouth and was forked like a snakes. She was the other younger sister, Boa Sandersonia.

They walked out and stepped aside as the third woman walked out, it was the one that spoke before, Boa Hancock.

Compared to her sisters, she was the most normal of the three. She was tall but not like her younger sisters and slender with long black hair that hung past her waist with locks of hair framing her face down past her chin. Like many of the Kuja, she had large breasts that she showed off under a revealing red blouse and wore a loose sarong around her waist that exposed her long and lender legs.

She glared at the marine ship with hate, mainly because of the men on board before looking at the blond Vice Admiral coldly as she walked down the steps.

A small kitten was playing with a ball on the deck and pounced on it in front of the woman, making her look down with a sneer, "Just who in the world…" she spoke while taking another step towards it, "would leave a kitten in my path?"

It looked over and noticed her with innocent eyes and a playful look before Hancock kicked it through the air and out of her way, much to the shock of the marines.

It hit the deck of their ship and rolled a few times, dazed and trying to stand. It's owner, a large Kuja dropped to her knees and picked it up, holding it to her chest before looking up to Hancock, "I'm so sorry!" she cried, "I'll take full responsibility!"

She looked down at the woman and placed her hand on her hip, cocking her waist to the side, "Please do be more careful next time,"

"Y-yes ma'am!"

The cat snapped out of it's daze and yowled at the one who kicked it, swiping feebly at her with it's claws.

The beautiful Pirate Empress crossed the deck and onto the head of the Yuda before pointing her finger towards the marines, making it turn and carry her out to them where she stood looking down on them.

As the woman got near, the crewmen noticed just how beautiful she actually was and started blushing with hearts in their eyes, "That's the Pirate Empress!" gushed one as he stared, "Her beauty really IS unparalleled!"

"Boa Hancock," Naruto mused while looking at her as the other two sisters moved to join her on the serpents head, "I'm here looking for the crew we sent to retrieve what you owe us,"

Tashigi leaned over, "Don't forget that you need to get the money as well,"

Naruto nodded, "Yeah, and what she said."

Hancock looked at him expressionlessly, "Those men… are dead,"

"Really…"

"Yes… and I refuse to hand over the money. However, I would like to ask that you don't strip me of my position as a Warlord." she told him softly, making the men gasp with hearts pulsing about them comically.

"Of course Empress-sama!" cried one of the men next to Naruto only for said man to punch him over the head and knock him face first into the deck, "Sorry Naruto-sama!"

She smiled softly, "Also, I would also like all the valuables stored on your ship." she said knowing that the men were all under her 'spell', lusting over her beauty.

Naruto chuckled, "Who in their right mind would agree to that!" he laughed, "Stop acting like a spoiled brat…" the blond slowed to a stop as he saw his men, even the females, start running off to gather said valuables, leaving him and Tashigi standing there.

Tashigi, who somehow wasn't head over heels like the others, slapped her forehead as they vanished below deck, "Those idiots,"

The first two to return came out of the cargo hold carrying a crate while others approached with chests and bags ready to throw over to the Kuja, but when a cold wave engulfed them, they snapped out of it to see the Vice Admiral standing there with shadows over his eyes.

Kyu saw what set him off and jumped from his shoulders and onto Tashigi's head, laughing as her bushy red tail waved in the air, "Hahaha, you guys are fucked now!" she cackled while pointing at them with her tail before it went back to moving lazily through the air.

The two she pointed at blinked then looked at each other, "What did we…" the first said before looking down and losing all the color in his face which was twisted in horror. The second mirrored the expression and both quickly found themselves alone as the others hurried back down below deck to return the items.

The crate wasn't too large or valuable looking, it had already been opened a number of times too. But it had two signs on the front reading, 'Property of Vice Admiral Uzumaki,' and 'Touch it and be charged with treason!'.

"PLEASE NARUTO-SAMA HAVE MERCY ON US!" the first one screamed as they set it down and dropped to their knees, pressing their foreheads to the deck as the blond hovered over them like a wrathful demon.

The three sisters twitched and took a small, barely noticeable step back as they had felt a wave of cold terror wash over them. Hancock stared at the blond responsible for this power while her sisters glanced to each other then over to their own crew. Some of the weaker ones had already dropped to their knees, their eyes wide open and unfocused, mouths open with a look of fear etched on their faces. The stronger ones were breathing heavier and shaking but not as bad as the others were.

Naruto slowly stalked towards the two that dared to try and give his ramen away, fists clinched to the point where the joints popped audibly. They noticed this and stopped bowing, flinging themselves up and falling onto their asses where they tried to crawl away.

But there was no use in trying to crawl away or plead for mercy, Naruto pounced on the pair and the three vanished in a cloud of dust as the sounds of screaming, pleading, crying, and two men getting their asses beat filled the air.

The Kuja all sweat dropped but found themselves able to breath normally again as that terrifying feeling suddenly vanished.

When the comic dust cloud vanished, Naruto stood next to the mast while clapping the dust from his hands while the two marines were tied upside down to the mast beaten black and blue with their underwear pulled up and hooked over their heads. "Now I hope you two have learned your lesson, next time I won't be so nice." he spoke making them nod slowly.

"Yes Naruto-sama," the first wheezed out with a swollen face while the other looked just as bad.

Turning back to Hancock, he walked over to where he'd be directly in front of her and cleared his throat, "Sorry about that… now, back to what I was saying, seeing as my first objective is complete, now I'm going to need what you owe the Marines, ten percent of your wealth."

Hancock seemed to think about this before sitting down on the Yuda's head and crossing her legs sensually.

When he didn't get an answer quickly, Naruto crossed his arms in annoyance, "It is either that or your position as a Shichibukai will be taken, make up your mind. This is your last chance."

"I like being one of the Warlords," She mused while looking down her nose at the blond, "I do not wish to forsake that position, however… I despise the World Government. Tell me, Man" She spat the word but looked at him with a smug little smile, "What do you think of this: The marines who came to contact me, all get involved in a mysterious accident at sea and died after they were all turned to stone."

Naruto cocked his head to the side while the marines that had finally returned recoiled and readied their weapons, drawing their swords and holding their guns tighter. Tashigi stood closer behind Naruto with Kyu on her shoulder and held her katana close to her chest.

"Stay on your guard," one man told the others, "I once heard about a ship that had been attacked by the Kuja Pirates and heard that all the people on that ship had turned into creepy statues!"

Seeing his men act so scared, Naruto looked down and shook his head before chuckling, "Cute story, but you should really stop acting like such a spoiled brat,"

Sandersonia giggled and leaned forward, looking at the blonde, "Our elder sister's personality is terrible, but she always gets what she wants."

"Indeed," Marigold nodded, "And there is a reason why she always gets what she wants."

Hancock uncrossed her legs and slid down the Yuda's head, jumping onto the Marine ship and landing in front of Naruto, "Do you know why that is?" she smirked while cocking her hip to the side and placing her hand on it, "No matter what I do, even if I were to kick a kitten, even if I were to kill that fox, even if I were to kill a person, the world would forgive me for it. Because I am beautiful,"

The Kuja squealed like fan girls for their Empress, hearts pulsing in their eyes. The Marines all had similar reactions and started to chant that they forgave her, only to be knocked over like bowling pins when Naruto punched the closest one upside the head and caused a chain reaction.

Hancock smirked arrogantly and flipped her hair back over her sholders, "Sinful hearts that long for me…" she hummed before holding out her arms and making a heart shape with her hands, "May your bodies harden!

"Mero-Mero-"

The Snake Princess was stopped in her tracks as the crack of a gunshot echoed through the air.

"SISTER!" Hancock's younger siblings screamed as they saw the blond man fire a gun at point blank range.

Hancock stopped and reached up to her ear, where she had a pair of golden snake ear rings hanging low from her ear lobe, or she did have two. The bullet had barely missed her face and broke the small ring holding the snake to the piercing, leaving her completely unharmed but damaging her earring.

"It's a good thing that your so close," Naruto exclaimed while still aiming the pistol, "Normally I use throwing knives but I've decided to use this instead, now… I'm getting annoyed with your games, hand over what you owe and we'll be on our way."

She looked at him in shock, not only had he not fallen for her beauty but he actually threatened her and shot at her. No one had ever even dared to do that before.

Lowering the gun, Naruto smiled sweetly at her, "I'll wait here, you got until tomorrow afternoon to return with the money or I'm leaving and the treaty is off."

-X-

"Sister, are you ok?"

Hancock waved her sisters question off.

Marigold glared at the marine ship next to theirs as they left back towards the Island on their sisters order, "How dare that man, he should pay for this!"

She ignored her little sisters rant, placing a hand to her chest, 'What is this strange feeling in my heart?' she questioned herself while heading back into the mansion on her ship.

To be continued…

-X-

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