Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN SWAC!
I looked at Chad's little sister.
"Hi, I'm Sonny!" I said to her. I kind of expected her to say something mean to me since she was Chad's sister.
"OH I KNOW! You're from So Random! I love that show!" Fedora said really excited.
I was so surprised. "Really? Chad must hate it when you watch it then."
"No, he's the one that turns it on. He gets so excited that he almost pees his So Random! boxers." Fedora said, kind of disgusted.
Tawni and I started to laugh. "How do you know he has So Random! boxers?" I asked her.
"I didn't know there were So Random! boxers!" Tawni laughed.
"Oh, well, that's all he wears when we're watching it. Sometimes he will wear his So Random! hat." She said.
Just then, Chad walked in. "Hey Sammy! What are you doing with the Randoms?" he spat, like we were some sort of disease. That made him proud and he popped his collar on his Mackenzie Falls outfit.
"What are you talking about Mr. Wacky Khaki, you LOVE So Random!" Fedora said. "And stop calling me Sammy! That's not my name anymore!"
"What ever because you are a loser!" Chad said to Fedora and left.
"Peace out suckas!" Chad yelled and did that rollie thing out the door.
"So, any ways, do you guys want to get some icecream?" Fedora asked.
"Sure, but your real name is Sammy?" I asked.
"Ya but my mom calls me Fedora because I look good in those hats or something." She told us.
Later
Chad, Fedora, Tawni, and I were all eating icecream and talking about strange, random things.
Chad talked us into taking him with us.
"Hey, Chad, guess what!" Fedora said really excitedly. Chad didn't answer.
"Um, ok, anyways, the Hullits are moving! Isn't that great?" Fedora screamed.
"Wow Fedora, you finally scared them away? You know, with the bag of poop that you set on fire and they came out and stepped on and the dead frogs you threw over the fence." Chad laughed.
"Who are the Hullits?" Tawni asked
"There our annoying neighbors. They never leave me or Chad alone! One time, there dad came to our house at 5 in the morning and asked for a root beer because he didn't want to drive to Wal-mart!" Fedora said angrily.
"Speaking of Wal-mart, today is the day that we can go back there!" Chad said. Tawni and I were confused.
"You guys got kicked out of Wal-mart? Who does that?" I asked.
"Fedora! It was all because of her!" Chad said.
"No, it wasn't! It was both of us! Its flash back time!" Fedora said.
"No, don't tell the story!" Chad pleaded.
"Ok, I wont, It all started on a stormy afternoon at Walmart." Fedora said while Chad sighed in defeat.
Flash back
"Chaddykins! I want to get these shorts!" Fedora said, coming out of the dressing room.
"Ok, your paying!" Chad said. They were right about to leave when Fedora realized that she was missing something…it was her lip gloss.
"Chad, I forgot mama-sparklekins! I'll be right back!" Fedora said, skipping off to the dressing room.
When she got there, she saw someone in the dressing room already, and she was getting ready to put the lip gloss one. Fedora put her game face on and jumped the girl.
She was at least a foot taller than Fedora so Fedora was just dangling off the girls shoulders.
Some workers finally broke them apart. Fedora got her named lip gloss back.
After that, Chad was looking at him self in a mirror while Fedora was trying on some fedora hats. If she didn't like them, she would throw them behind her shoulder. One of them hit the manager who had coffee and the coffee spilt all over him.
Fedora put a hat on her head and said "Perfect!" She grabbed Chad and they ran for it. They hid in a cloths rack.
After the manager and some other workers passed by, the two blondies got out of the rack.
"Hey, lets go mess with the customers!" Fedora said.
"No, we cant get in any more trouble." Chad yelled at her.
"Do it or I will tell everyone about your So Random! boxers!" Fedora threatened and Chad agreed.
Fedora led Chad to another cloths rack at the woman's department. They hid inside it and waited for their first victim.
A lady in about her 30s came up and started to look at the shirts that were on the rack the two were in. The lady picked up a green top.
"Gi-rl, I am sooo not your color! Put me down right now!" Fedora said. Chad was trying to not laugh.
The women picked up a red, white and blue shirt. "What are you thinking?" Fedora said in a weird accent. "Have you gone mad? This is winter, not the forth of July, but even then that shirt would look bad on you!" The woman looked scared now. She hurriedly put the shirt back and looked around to see if any one was there.
It was Chaddy's turn.
She picked up a blue top with a white stripe on it. "Ug are you really going to buy that?" Chad asked in a voice that sounded like Rob's puppet on Victorious. "It is so ugly! Hey don't give me that look!" The lady was terrified that she was going crazy now. She looked around to see if someone was there again.
"What you're wearing is ugly to! Take it off RIGHT NOW!" Chad yelled. The lady threw the shirt in the air and started running and screaming!
"Hey, come back here!" Chad called after her.
"I'm not done with you…uh oh!" Chad said as the manager, who just happened to be walking by with a huge coffee stain on his tie, pulled the two out!
"Run!" Fedora said. The two blondies took off. Security and the manager and even a few workers were running after them now. Fedora grabbed a bag of beef jerky and started eating it as they were running.
That girl really loved her food!
They ran out of the building to be stopped by, of course, there mom and dad.
"Mommy! Daddy!" Fedora said.
Mr. and Mrs. Cooper said they were sorry for everything and paid for the bag of jerky.
End of Flash Back
"And that is how we got banned from Walmart!" Fedora said prodly.
