"Welcome back to Total, Drama, HOTEL! I'm here with team Elevatorz, who we just met- Abigail, Xander, Lena, Jonathan, Destiny, Tan, Jaime, Alex, Helena, and Charlie! Now, were taking a look at team Stairz, who are arriving right now! Guys?" Chris yelled.

The first contestant emerged from the boat with his bald head shining in the sunlight and his eyes completely closed, but still walking in a straight path. He had 6 dots on his forehead and had his hands held together in a meditating position, almost as if he were praying. He was wearing an orange jumpsuit with a black cloth tied around his waist, indicating he was a blackbelt in some sort of kung-fu. He was eerily silent and confident, which scared the crap out of the fellow competitors.

"Team Elevatorz, meet Souun! You're worst nightmare!" Chris chuckled.

"UHHHHHHHHHH, Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!" Abigail said as she threw her hands over her mouth in fright.

"His name's Souun? Seriously? Okay then…" Helena said.

"hmph, please." Charlie said as she rolled her eyes.

"Well, I bet he can kick our butts, but he probably makes good sushi!" Lena said.

Everyone looked over at her in annoyance, and then focused their attention on a now, close up Souun.

"Hello Souun." Chris said as he bowed before him.

Souun said nothing, but bowed back and bowed in front of his opposing team.

"Oh yeah. Did I mention he doesn't speak?" Chris said as he and Chef laughed to themselves.

"Wait, how are we supposed to get to know him?" Tan said.

Souun moved over in front of Tan and reached out his right hand.

"Oh, okay." Tan said as he shook Souun's hand and smiled.

"Well, don't get too comfortable, cause here's Maddy! Just a warning, she's a little…well, different." Chris said.

Suddenly, a 4'7 tall girl emerged from the boat and got a few of the contestants chuckling. She then grew closer, and everyone stopped as they saw she was a little kid.

"Is this…legal?" Jonathan said.

Maddy was a cute 9 near old girl with a side-swept ponytail of platinum blonde hair and was wearing a pink tanktop, light blue jean shorts and boots. She was small, and innocent looking, but at the same time, everyone great intensely scared of her.

"Chris! It's really you! You're sooo handsome! Well, I know you probably like me, but I'm way too young to date. So call me in about five years and we'll work something out." She said as she walked by Chris and gave him a wink.

"Awww, she's so cute!" Alex said.

"I'm…..not…..cute!" she screamed as she stared him down and proceeded to her spot next to Souun.

"Well then, now that THAT's over with, let's meet Zane!" Chris said as everyone focused on a boy with black hair covering one eye with a blue streak in it, wearing a gray v-neck t-shirt with a dark blue and black plaid unbuttoned long-sleeved shirt with the sleeves rolled up over it, casually ripped black skinny jeans with a silver belt, and a pair of dark blue knock off Converse.

"Hey Zane, what's up?" Chris said.

"Hey." He said and casually walked by.

"Okay, someone's social. Next up we have Carmen!" Chris said.

Carmen had short brown hair with bangs hanging down on her face and regular length in the back. She was wearing a dark blue t-shirt with light blue shoulders. She had on a purple jacket over the t-shirt and was wearing a normal pair of blue jeans which were torn on the bottoms along with her shoes being worn out from visible wear and tear.

Carmen walked over to Chris and immediately grabbed his hand and started shaking it. She smiled at him and then turned away to face the camera.

"hahahahahha!" she evily laughed and looked into the camera lens with an evil smile.

"What the-" Chris said as she interrupted.

"Oh, sorry, I'm just thinking about what I'll do when I rule the world with my zombie army!" she said.

"Okay, well, just go join the others over on your side. Man, who picked these kids? He whispered to himself. Next we have Lychee. Lychee? Lychee…" Chris said.

Lychee was an incredibly tall guy with short blonde hair just long enough to tuck behind his ears. His hair was greasy and he smelled incredibly gross. He was wafting goat, mixed with B.O and musky wet dog- Not very pleasant. But he was muscular and very tan, wearing a too-tight white muscle shirt, worn out blue jeans and boots.

"Hey Lych- AGH!" Chris said as he smelled Lychee close up and his gag reflexes kicked in.

"Hey Chris. You sure are…Pretty!" he said as he shrugged and continued on over to the other team members. He stood next to Souun who was still closing his eyes and meditating but couldn't help but nudge away from him.

"Okay, nice to meet you too…" Lychee said as he sighed.

"Our next competitor is Avery! Finally, a normal person!" Chris said as he smiled and waved her in. Avery had long, curly strawberry blonde hair and was a breath of fresh air. She smiled at Chris as he noticed her green t-shirt with a recycling logo on it and her cute white jean shorts.

"Hey Chris, it's great to be here!" she said as she smiled and gave him a high five.

"Trust me, you just made my day…" he said as he glanced over at the rest of team Stairz.

"Hey everybody, how's it goin?" she said as she looked over at team Elevatorz.

"Hey Chris, can she be on our team?" Tan asked as he smiled at her and noticed her recycling logo on her shirt.

"No can-doo surfer boy, we need some normal to balance out this catastrophe over here." Chris said.

"Thanks for the offer!" Avery said as she giggled and winked at Tan.

He smiled as Destiny looked at her and evily glared. She looked back over at Tan and glared at him too. "What?" he said as she looked away and grunted.

"Well, hopefully we can continue this normal streak America.. I know present to you, Jet!" Chris said.

Jet had a short, black with dark blue mohawk, he was wearing an earing on his left ear, one on his eyebrow and his nose and he had a huge tattoo on his arm. Besides that, he was very slender and muscular with tan skin and he was wearing a black t-shirt with worn out blue jeans and red converse.

"Hey Jet!" Chris said.

Jet simply ignored him and walked over to stand next to Avery. She took a look at him and smiled, but turned away in dismay.

"Well, let's see if we can get more than half of the team to talk! Next up, Victoria!" Chris said.

Victoria was a normal height with a nice figure; straight black hair down to her shoulders, heavy bangs and bright eyes. She had a gorgeous smile and cute freckles on her nose wearing hoops earrings. She was wearing a nice lace shirt with flowers on it under a green cardigan and shorts with words written on with sharpie. She wore black converse and distracted from her nice, curvy body.

As Victoria smiles she runs up to Chris and opens her arms in preparation for a hug.

"Oh, okay." He said.

Victoria reached his neck and pressed down on a pressure point, making him squirm and fall to the ground.

"Ouch.." Maddy said.

"Oooh, would you people stop casting ninja's and violent people? Man, I've never met such violent kids.." Chris said.

Victoria giggled and skipped away, taking her place next to Maddy, looking down at her.

Maddy looked up and with a confused look on her face said, "can IIII help you?" she said as Victoria waved to her with a smile on her face and looked away.

"Uggh.. up next, we have…oooh, who was it again? Oh yeah, Jeremy.." Chris said, trying to stand up.

"What happened to you?" Jeremy said as he walked up to Chris. Jeremy was tall and had a nice build. He had short brown hair that was wavy and he was constantly pulling back off of his face. He was wearing a Simpsons t-shirt and jeans with leather flip flops. He was attractive and looked confident.

"Dude, is this my team?" he said as he looked over at Maddy, Souun, Lychee and Zane.

"Okay…I can work with this..I'll still win.." he said as he sighed and took his place next to Victoria.

"YES, is this the last one? Oh thank god. Here's Griffin." He said, now bouncing up to his feet, anxious to get back to his suite.

Griffin walked in and all the girls turned their heads and stared at the tal, dark and handsome football player who was wearing a blue polo shirt, black shorts and black tennis shoes. He looked sporty, confident and god like. His short black hair blew in the wind and his tan skin glowed as he took one hand out of his pocket, smiled and waved to all the other contestants.

"Hey guys, how is everybody." He said.

"GREAT!" Abigail screamed from across the yard.

He smiled and walked up to Chris, shaking his hand.

"How are you man?" he said as Chris shook his hand and smiled.

"Great Griffin, I think you're team needs you over there….." Chris said.

"Would you cut out the rude remarks to our dysfunctional family over here? We have hearts you know!" Jet said.

"You guys look alright to me!" Griffin said as he looked at Jet, Avery, Carmen, and Victoria. He then continued and looked at the rest of the team, all different ages, races, and…smells…"Oh." He said and then took his spot next to Jet.

"Okay, FINALLY, these are our teams. If I call your name, step forward and get your room keys. Abigail, Lena, Xander, Helena, Tan, Jonathan, Destiny, Charlie, Jaime, and Alex. Girls- You'll be staying in the Paris suite.

"Cool!" Lena said.

"And guys, you'll be staying in the Hawaii suite." Chris said.

"SWEET! Do we get a pool?" Jet said.

"That my friend is down 50 stories. So no, you don't.."

"Your are all members of team Elevatorz…we couldn't really come up with any cool names this season…we had a shortage of writers…" Chris said.

"That's a great name!" Alex said.

"Well thank you, but no… not really… Anyways team Elevatorz, you may now report to your rooms. Take your room keys to the manager and he'll show you where you're staying." Chris said.

"And report to the dining room in an hour in your best clothes…I'm serving dinner- Don't ask what were having. Our budget went to Mr. Pretty's suite over there." Chef said, glaring over at Chris.

"What? They have food and drinks in their room! Eat before you go to dinner….just a suggestion." Chris said as Chef snarled at him and moved into the hotel.

Team Elevatorz then headed into the lobby, leaving the rest of the competitors curious about their fate.

"If I call YOU'RE name, step forward…oh do I really have to do this? They already know their all on the same team!" Chris said and glared at the producer who rolled his eyes and nodded his head.

"EVERYONE, just step forward.." Chris said.

"Guys, you will be staying in the Japan suite." Chris said as Souun opened his eyes for the first time and smiled. "Here's your keys, knock yourself out." Chris said.

"Girls, you will be staying in the Italian suite. Here's your keys. You all will be known as the Stairz team… I know, lame name, once again, but remember- low budget.."

"You may now proceed to your rooms. And I can proceed to mine!" Chris said as he held out his arm motioning the contestants to enter and he took a detour into the glass elevator on the outside of the hotel- leading directly to his suite.

"Bye Chris!" Maddy screamed as she peered her head out the window as he ascended in his elevator.

*NEXT TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA HOTEL- THE CONTESTANTS GET SETTLED INTO THEIR NEW ROOMS, ALLIANCES FORM, WE TRY TO HOLD DOWN OUR DINNER…OR FEED IT TO THE DOG, AND WE VOTE OFF OUR FIRST CONTESTANT! OH YEAH, DID I MENTION THE FUNCTION OF THE CELLAR? LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN FIGURE THAT ONE OUT. EARLY FRONTRUNNERS WILL EMERGE, VILLAINS WILL BE BORN, AND WE WILL SEE THE GHOSTS OF OUR PAST….HINT HINT… ALL NEXT TIME ON TOTAL, DRAMA, H O T E L!