Chapter 3: Porkbelly

In my dream, I saw an old guy with a ragged beard that had to be Dr. Z, Seth, a really fat teenager, a tall… is that a guy?... with lobster claws, a duelist, and a pony-dragon-goat-thing all sitting around a table.

"SETH!" Dr. Z yelled, since obviously he didn't know where Seth was, or his brain was growing way too old "have you acquired the first of the items of evolution?"

"Yes, Doctor, the ultimatrix was stolen successfully off Ben 10." Seth Replied, to a point in which Dr. Z didn't realize he was sitting next to him.

"Excellent!" Dr. Z screamed, "Next on the check list is the freezer ray. Bling-Bling! Show Seth around your world."

"Most certainly, my lord. I will show Seth, stop Johnny. And get a date from my beloved Susan test!" Bling-Bling yelled.

"Nows not the time for romance, Bling-Bling. That would cause Chaos… on second thought, there isn't enough chaos. Go win your love." The goat pony dragon thing said.

"Now, now, Discord, Quit meddling with his mind." The…. Guy... I think… with the lobster claws told Discord.

"Screw HIM, you have chaos." The Duelist… OH! His name is Kaiba! Said.

"Well put, Kaiba." Discord said.

Dr. Z muttered something about all of them being idiots, and then I woke up.

I woke up in a strange world, with a house that smelled like meatloaf directly in front of me. I walked up to the door and knocked. A small flaming haired boy came out and yelled at me.

"Read the sign, No solicitors!" he yelled.

"But, but…. Look here. I just landed in the middle of the streets with no food, no money, and absolutely no way back home! I need somewhere to stay. I am NOT trying to sell you something!" I yelled back.

"Fine, Aladdin, you can come in!" he yelled back.

I walked in. I met his sisters and his talking dog, and they told me their names. They told me way more than I needed to know, but that was when a giant explosion came from the outside. We all ran out. I equipped my omniblade in which I got from ben 10 during my last world visit. The same small fat teen from my dream was standing on top of a giant heartless.

"Oh, there's the heartless in this world." I said to myself.

"Susan Test! I am on top of a creature not from this world! Go on a date with me!" Bling-Bling yelled.

"In your dreams!" Susan said.

Well, I think it was Susan. Those two were harder to tell apart than the twins that came into my school last year.

Anyway, Bling-Bling wasn't finished.

"Oh, phooey. Well, if I have to defeat Rex Owen just to win your love, then me and my guard armor will!" Bling-Bling yelled.

"In your dreams!" Said Dukey, the talking dog.

"Yeah, what he said!" I yelled, and then started attacking the legs of the guard armor viciously. I got through every body part besides the body itself. I was tired, and I couldn't do anything else. Then, I remembered I had a secret weapon.

"Ace! Summoning Technique #56! Cyclone Winstorm!" I yelled.

Ace came out and helped me way too much, in my opinion. I hit the body once after ace was done swinging his tail all over the place, and Bling-Bling hit the ground running faster than Vilgax blowing into pieces.

"You saved us! Have a Blade." Johnny said.

He gave me a sword they called the testing prototype. It took some of my speed and converted it into combos. I was happy.

"Thanks guys. I will now go take on Seth once more." I told them.

"You're welcome anytime if you want to test…" Mary started,

"Eat meatloaf…." Susan Continued,

"Play video games," Johnny continued,

"Or just do man stuff! Heheh". Dukey finished.

I thanked them all once more, and then took off on my transporter. I must have hit my head really hard again, because that strange dream I had durng the beginning of my Porkbelly adventure happened again. Except this time, Bling-Bling was missing.