Chapter 5: Equestria

As I flew backwards in the time vortex from Lyoko, my appearance changed to that of a pony with a Blonde main and blue body. It looked really weird, but that was it.

I landed in ponyville, a land in which ponies run free and keep their tails out of a twist. I remember it from watching it with Zoey, and so I became a brony.

"Hey! Does anyone know where the keyhole is?" I called out.

One pink pony seemed to hear me. I knew who she was, and tried running away as fast as I could, but she caught up to me.

"Hi! I'm Pinkie pie! You look new; I'll show you tons of keyholes! There's one there, there, there, there, there, over here, under that, Behind this, and there. Having Fun yet? Let's party!" Pinkie pie said.

My ears hurt worse than they were after listening to Reese's long lectures on the history of technological pathway converters. I still don't remember what they are.

"Ugh…. Just show me to Twilight." I replied.

"You know twilight? I'll be right back!" Pinkie yelled, ran off. As I tried to sneak away, she ran back "she say's she doesn't know who you are! Let me introduce you to her!"

She grabbed my light white tail and dragged me all the way to twilight's house. It was very painful. For pinkie's sake, I hope that this ends well for her.

All of a sudden, I hear a voice in my head. "You can't be here. Chaos is at its utmost potential… No, never mind. Stay forever if you wish." The voice said.

"Rex? I don't know a….. AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET HIM AWAY FROM ME!" she yelled, and then slammed the door.

"That was strange. Oh well, time for some Cake. Which cake do you like? Chocolate, Vanilla, strawberry, Coconut, Worm salad, peanut butter, or Chocolate cover chocolate with Chocolate on the Chocolate covered chocolate? I personally prefer Chocolate covered chocolate with Chocolate on the Chocolate covered chocolate, but they choice is yours, friend!" She said, and then walked away.

"That was not as much chaos as I imagined." The same voice said behind me.

I turned around, and then summoned my Dinoblade. "Misborp." I said, with my Dinoblade in my mouth.

"What?" Discord replied.

"I thaid, Misborp." I replied.

"I don't understand."

"S'ok, Misborp. S'youck abooth stho dei anmywaths." I replied again.

"what are you –" he couldn't finish his sentence before my Dinoblade cut across his throat.

I put my Dinoblade away, but right before I discovered the keyhole in which discord was hiding inside of him. Why is it alway's inside the bosses? I wondered.

"twilight said she saw Discord behind you an freaked out, she's ok now. Do you want that Chocolate cover chocolate with Chocolate on the Chocolate covered chocolate cake now?" Pinkie said.

"I have other business to attend to in…. Tokyo. Sorry, Pinkie. Some other time?" I said, Disappearing like the light transporter in Star trek.

"Okie Dokie wokie!" she said, then I disappeared and had another weird dream.