ON THE LAST EPISODE…

ANAKIN COULD NOT FIND HIS SHIP KEYS BECAUSE ARTOO ATE THEM, AND NOW THE THREE CHARACTERS ARE IN AGONY AS THEY WAIT FOR ARTOO TO BURP THEM UP…


Obi-Wan: It's been two hours! Can we go now?

Anakin: We can't go anywhere until Artoo decides to burp.

(Ahsoka is in the corner giggling)

Anakin: Who are you laughing at?

Ahsoka: Oh nothing! Padme and I are texting about how you two think Artoos' gonna burp!

Anakin: It's possible! Right master?

Obi-Wan: Yes. Just like singing the ABC's while drinking milk! Now excuse me, I must use the little Master's room.

Ahsoka: Oh gross! Thanks for telling us. Not…

Anakin: C'mon Artoo! You can do it!

Artoo: (beep translation) It's impossible for me to burp. I have no liquid inside me and if I did, I'm sure I'd be short circuiting!

Anakin: You don't need liquid to burp.

(Threepio pops out of nowhere)

Threepio: Actually Master Ani, astromech droids are usually right forty-nine out of fifty times right. And it appears Artoo is telling the truth.

(Threepio then disappears)

Ahsoka: Okay…that was weird.

Anakin: What kind metal plating did my mother put on that droid? Invisibility metal?

Ahsoka: I don't want to know.

Obi-Wan: (walks out of the hall) Ahhhh…the sweet smell of fresh roses on my freshly washed palms.

Ahsoka: Um thanks for telling us?

Artoo: (beep translation) I think if you open my dome on top you should be able to reach in and grab the keys.

Anakin: Ok little buddy, I'll trust you on this. (reaches in the dome and pulls out and object) What's this?

Obi-Wan: It appears to be an unopened holocron!

Anakin: What are you doing with this?

Artoo: (beep translation) Oh. That's right. Senator Amidala put that in there for you. She said Master Windu gave it to her. Master Windu said it will help you find the keys. That is probably what I ate.

Anakin: Hmmm…a clue.


WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN ANAKIN OPENS THE HOLOCRON? STAY TUNED…