Chapter 8: Hollow Bastion
"Seth! All we need is the Chemical X before we take over the world!" Dr. Z yelled.
"Right, Dr. I will head off too that world before Rex tries to stop us." Seth replied.
"Kaiba, you try and stop them too!" Dr. Z yelled intensely.
"I will kill them before they even know what Children card game has hit them." Kaiba replied evilly.
After a few seconds, I woke up outside of a house that had a ninja and a guy with a long sword come out.
"Leon, Come on! Sora can't handle himself yet!" the ninja yelled.
"Obviously, Yuffie. Or else he wouldn't be in this world." Leon told her.
"Uhm… Excuse me. Could you please tell me where the hell I am?" I asked them.
"Riku! Let's get sora!" they yelled at the same time.
"No! I'm…. Ugh, wait!" I yelled after them.
But they had already left. I sat down, not knowing what I was going to do. Soon, a duck tripped over me.
"Hyuck! You better watch where your going, Donald." A dog-like figure said above me, "Hiya! The name's goofy! And that's Donald. Pleased to meet ya!"
"Stop Goofwing awound Goofy! We gots to fwind Sowa!" Donald yelled back.
"Wait, Hyuck. Let's see if he knows anything."
"Listen, I'm trying to find my friend Max. The name is rex. Have you seen him? He's annoying, has a triceratops visor, and has brown hair." I asked.
"Twicewatops! I know whewe he Wis!" Donald replied.
"Just follow that trail to the castle, Hyuck, and you'll find him." Goofy replied.
"Ok thanks bye!" I said, and stormed off.
They probably said something, but I missed it. I ran and ran toward the castle in the distance and ran straight into someone who looked exactly like him.
"Max, watch where your going." I said.
"Riku, I don't think you know a max…" the guy I ran into said.
I stood up.
"Riku?" I said in shock.
"Max? No, I'm sora." He said.
"The Name is Rex. My friend went into that castle."
"I'll help you. That's what friends are for."
"I've known you for about 5 damn minutes."
"You need to clean your mouth out. This is a Disney game."
"Dude, I'm not in your game. I am in my game, and landed in a crossover of both of our games. This is F***ing serious."
"All right! All right! I'll show you around the castle! Geez, just don't cuss around me."
So, we both ran off toward the castle. Unluckily for us, the castle had like 5 billion flight's of stairs that If I even tried to climb up my legs would either get tired, Sprain, or break. After 5 pit stops at the bathrooms and just sitting down and complaining, we finally made it to the top of the stairs.
"Finally, the door! I do believe we made!" Sora said.
"British accents are only funny if they are my British accents." I replied.
We opened the door to find a cold, cold room with a witch in the middle of it. My Dinoblade and his keyblade (don't ask me how I knew it wasn't a sword, this crossover is really getting retarded).
"Sora, you made it. Who's your friend?" the witch asked.
"His name is rex, maleficent. What's it to you?" Sora backlashed,
"Damn it, Sora. My Identity wasn't supposed to get revealed!" I yelled.
"Hey! I told you not to cuss around me!"
"I don't give a f*** anymore! Geez, I wish Max were here instead of you. Then my life would be a lot easier."
"Max, you mean, Him?" Maleficent said to us, showing a bubble with Max and Zoey in it, both unconscious.
"Where are they?" I yelled.
"You'll find them soon enough. If you beat me, maybe I'll tell you!" Maleficent said slyly.
"Don't believe her! She won't speak if we beat her, she'll be dead!" Sora told me.
"Win win on my part, I guess."
"Maybe, unless I win!" I yelled, and ran into attack. She disappeared and showed up behind me.
"Oh, you didn't think I'd go that easy on you, did you?" She said.
"Sora!" I yelled, and he stabbed her in the back.
She disappeared, but then she reappeared as a Dragon outside of the castle. We had to run back down all those stairs just to fight here. Two bathroom breaks later we were outside.
"I have an Idea." I told Sora, dodging Maleficent's flames.
"What is it?" Sora asked.
"Trinity attack."
"But goofy and Donald aren't here, rex!"
"You don't need those two idiots to perform a trinity attack."
"Then, what do we do?"
"Follow my lead."
I jumped up into the air, cleverly dodging one of Maleficent's wing attacks.
"Ultimate attack #4! Trinity Limit burst! Sora!" I yelled.
Sora came over to me and we put our swords together. Mine shined silver light, his light was blue. Our lights combined and made a purplish light and slammed Maleficent in the chest. A keyhole appeared and shined his above the defeated dragon.
"You were right. I didn't get to know where Max and Zoey are." I said.
"If it makes you feel any better, you can lock the keyhole." Sora said.
So I did. I took that keyhole and locked it. I looked at my Instant transporter, and it looked like the next world had Trading card's that looked like the ones back in my world.
"Will you visit again?" sora asked.
"Of course I will. I never leave my friends." I replied.
"Friendship will always be important. You can usually find me here."
"That's fine, Haley Joel osment."
"You broke the 4th wall again."
"Damn it, I'm not supposed to do that."
"I'm going to miss you, bro."
"As long as you don't mistake me for Riku again, so will I."
with that, I teleported to the next world over. Oh, how I loved the basic plot of this world. Why? There isn't one.
