A/N I want to apologize to Renji fans first and foremost...lol... Also thanks for all the reviews! I love it!
Chapter Four- Big Boys Don't Cry
Ichigo ducked in and out of the water playing with the reflections from the moonlight while he waited for Rukia to put on a suit and join him, his cellphone rang from the pool edge and he picked it up.
Ichigo narrowed his eyes at the caller id, prepared for the worst, "Fuck her yet?" he heard Moka's voice ask on the other line.
"I'm working on it," his voice came back with clear annoyance.
"Loser."
"Blow me."
Moka laughed on the phone, "Call me later."
"Okay," then he hangs up the phone and lights up a cigarette.
Rukia suddenly emerged into the pool area wearing a small white bathrobe, "That junk will kill you, ya know?"
"Wow, really? I had never heard that!" Ichigo mocked her but then quickly flicked his cigarette into the bushes.
He treaded water away from her as she perched herself on the edge of the pool. The blue lines dancing and sparkling off the water played all over her alabaster skin and made her eyes look even larger and bluer than normal.
Suddenly Ichigo was hating that bathrobe she had on.
Rukia suddenly pulled out a letter, "You know it amazes me that someone as bright as you can be so horrible."
Ichigo scowled, "What? Another letter from your friend?"
Rukia smirked at him, her eyes full of mischief, "This is my favorite part," then she began to read said letter, " Even more treacherous and dangerous than he is charming and fascinating. He has never taken a single step or spoken a single word without some dishonorable or cruel intention. Every young girl he has successfully pursued has regretted it."
Rukia seemed content that Ichigo was now clearly pissed and she stifled a laugh.
"You know you could at least have the decency of telling me who's saying such untrue and horrible things about me so I might have the opportunity to confront them face to face. Besides how do you know it's not some girl who's pissed off at me for dumping her?"
Rukia laughed aloud now, "I highly doubt it."
"Give me the fucking letter!"
Ichigo lunged forward at her trying to take the letter from her hands and he successfully wets the bottom of her flimsy bathrobe, she scoots back, smiles at him, then rips up the letter.
Ichigo scowled deeply, "Why did you do that?"
"The last thing I need is you creeping into my room searching for this letter while I'm sleeping or something."
Ichigo pursed his lips and mocked her, "Is that the last thing you need? My your clever."
Rukia huffed and jammed the pieces of the letter into her bath robe than slips off the robe completely.
Ichigo's throat went dry.
Rukia had on a dark purple string bikini that made her light skin and small features appear ethereal in the moonlight. The suit was tiny and held on by only a few strings on the sides that Ichigo wanted to undo with his teeth. Her small breasts were firm looking and her stomach was flat not muscular just perfectly smooth and flat, he imagined running his hot tongue down past her belly button and beneath that tiny bikini bottom.
"How's the water?" Rukia's voice broke his daydream and then she dove into the pool.
Rukia came up form the water her black hair wet and it was plastered to her back and chest and Ichigo started to feel like he had less control with this girl than he usually liked, he was nervous- she was making him nervous.
Ichigo moved closer to her in the water, "You're right you know."
"About what?" Rukia mused.
"About what you said today in the stables, I'm not a happy person."
Rukia frowned a bit and Ichigo thought her pursed little pink lips were adorable.
Rukia continued, "I never said that."
"You implied it."
Rukia's face fell more and she said, "Look I didn't mean to give you a hard time."
Ichigo moved even closer to her, his hand brushed hers under the water and he saw her pale face go pink.
"No it's okay. I mean I look at you with all your morals and values and well...YOU seem to be happy in your choices. I envy you. No bullshit."
Rukia seemed caught off guard by that, "Thanks?"
Ichigo just continued, "Seriously, you're amazing. You have everything going for you. (counts off with his fingers) You're smart, you're beautiful, you're determined. You're everything I want in a girlfriend."
Rukia chuckled at his reverie "Shut up Ichigo."
Ichigo was now face to face with her in the warm pool water, her small breasts bounced on the surface and he was slightly ogling her. "I wasn't kidding Rukia, I'd like to take you out sometime."
Rukia now noticed the close proximity and treaded water away from him slightly, "Look, I'm flattered but, seriously, it would never work."
Ichigo's face pouted, "Why not?"
"Because you act like a pig."
Ichigo scowls then swims towards her, "Do you deny there's an attraction between us?"
Rukia looked at the tall man, his eyes seemed genuine but the letter had said...
"I don't deny it...but," now Rukia was nervous, "I don't want to answer that, look were friends."
"Awww...Rukia you don't find me cute?" Ichigo flexed his muscles a bit for her jokingly, "Look at these muscles!"
She laughs and splashes water at him, "You're not my type."
Ichigo suddenly smiled, "Fine, friends it is, I can live with that."
Ichigo held open his large arms for a hug and against Rukia's better smarts she hugged him tightly, happy he had come to terms with a new-found friendship.
Suddenly Rukia's happy face contorted into horror, her half naked and wet body was hugging him and she immediately could "feel" that he was naked in the pool, his member was erect and pressed to her stomach and the muscular wall of his chest seemed to burn into her small body.
"Uh! Your naked!" Rukia gasped.
Ichigo grabbed her face and licked her lips playfully, "It is my house ya know."
Rukia pushed Ichigo off her, "That's repulsive!"
"What's the big deal? We're friends. Haven't you ever seen your friends naked before?"
Rukia's face was burning with blush now, she could still feel the heat on her body from his previous location. She was disgusted and turned on simultaneously how could someone have such a big ego and be so bold! She also was disappointed for the way her body reacted to his, if she was a lesser person she might have let him fuck her right there in the pool, but she wasn't, she was Rukia Kuchiki.
Rukia pulled herself up out of the pool giving him a final flash of her tight ass and sharply warned him, "Get some manners!" Rukia stomped towards the house, clearly pissed to no end.
"Sorry I didn't know you were peenaphobic."
Rukia stopped and flipped him off.
"Uh oh...naughty naughty. Ten Hail Mary's for you missy," he said jokingly happy to have gotten the best of her. Then as she was gone he said, "Good night beautiful," and dunked back under the water to cool off his hormones.
Later Ichigo had dried himself off and changed into some dark jeans and a crisp blue button down shirt, looking at his Rolex he realized it was near midnight.
Ichigo had driven to Izuru's and was now currently pressing his ear to the blond's bedroom door. He could hear moaning, "Oh baby...oh baby..."
Ichigo smirked, "Baby?" He looked at his watch again and snorted, "Right on time."
In Izuru's bedroom, Renji Abarai all-American stare football player for Oakwood prep is busy getting a blow job from Izuru under the covers.
"Oh God...I'm gonna cum...I'm gonna …." Renji was mewling for release.
Suddenly the door swings open and Ichigo walked into the room. Then feigning innocence he says absentmindedly, "Hey Izuru, did I leave my...Holy shit!"
"Jesus H Christ!" Renji howls and pulls the covers over his face. Ichigo just smiled and took a seat as if nothing odd was happening, he lights a cigarette, Renji was still and unmoving under the covers.
Ichigo smirked, "Renji is that you under the cover?"
Still under the covers a muffled voice said, "Get the fuck out of here!"
Ichigo walks over to the bed and yanks the covers off the bed, revealing Renji and Izuru in quite the naked predicament.
"Whoa!" Ichigo said amused.
"I told you to lock the door Izuru!" Renji yelped.
Izuru smiled innocently, "I thought I did?"
Renji snarled and said to Ichigo, "Look Kurosaki. This was the first time I've ever done something like this. I was -"
Ichigo cut in apathetically, "Really drunk and blah blah blah blah.."
"Please don't tell anyone. This could ruin my career."
"Your career? What about your family? Can you imagine the humiliation your father's going to feel when he finds out his pride and joy is a fudge-packer."
"Hey hey hey. Careful Kurosaki, he's not a fudge-packer. Cum chugger yes but not a fudge-packer," Izuru said with an amused voice.
Renji ignored Izuru and looked right at Ichigo, "Please. I'm begging you. I'll do anything. Let's just forget the whole thing!"
The orange haired boy seemed to think a moment then said, "Hmmm...nah. I can't help you there, this is too good to pass up."
Suddenly the all-American football stud begins to cry.
"After all, it is you who's bad-mouthing me to Rukia Kuchiki."
Renji looked surprised and wiped tears from his handsome face, "Rukia Kuchiki? I don't know what you're talking about."
Ichigo scowled, "Come on Renji. You're the only one who knows Rukia, the truth will save you."
Renji was now sobbing again, "I swear on my life, I never said a word to her about you!"
Izuru cut in, "Ichi...I think he's telling the truth, Renji couldn't write a grocery list let alone a letter."
Ichigo sighed, "Alright alright Renji I believe you. Stop crying. Your secrets safe with me."
Renji wiped his eyes and looked pained and hopeful simultaneously.
"However, this whole incident's kind of turned me on," Ichigo unzipped his fly, "You get my point?"
Renji looking completely defeated, crawls off the bed and over to Ichigo, Izuru just shakes his head and smiles. Renji then places his hand on Ichigo's thigh when-
"Jesus Christ! I was only kidding! What do you think, I'm gay? My God, haven't you had enough for tonight."
"Our boy just can't get enough dick, "Izuru said with a raised brow.
Renji looked appalled at them both, "You sick son of a bitch."
Both Izuru and Ichigo laughed hysterically.
Ichigo then stood up, still laughing, and said, "I'll leave you guys alone. (In a mocking macho voice) Score one for the team, Renji!"
Right as Ichigo was about to walk out of the room he stopped, "Come to think of it, there is something you can do for me Renji..."
A/N Hmm...if u haven't seen the movie, I wonder what Ichigo wants from Renji? Any thoughts... Also I'm surprised at the number of reviewers who haven't seen this film, I think its a cult classic. Oh ya RnR is u want more! Love you readers!
