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"What happened" Gohan asked himself
"I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED, YOU FOUGHT CELL WHEN YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TOO" Chichi yelled at her son "My baby are you alright" Chichi said starting to cry "Where's your Father" Chichi said sounding depressed
"You mean that BAKA" Gohan growled
"Don't talk about your Father like that Gohan" Chichi said still being depressed
Gohan who was expecting the frying pan was a caught off guard by the sudden change in his Mothers attitude
"Mom are you Ok? Gohan asked concern ridden in his voice
"Of course I'm fine" Chichi yelled suddenly mad "But, if you don't answer my question soon you are going to be in worse condition, then you were after you fought Cell"
"Don't talk about Cell" Gohan said sounding like Vegeta
"OR WHAT" Chichi said not liking her son talk to her like that
Gohans Power Level started rising tremendously making the whole mountain they were on shake, while this was going on Chichi thought it was an Earth Quake and yelling at her son to get somewhere safe
"That is what I'll do" Gohan stated calmly glad he finally got his Mother to Shut up "Now if you need me I'm going to go see if Vegeta would too train"
At that Gohan was about to fly out the door but, was stopped by Chichis excited voice
"Oh, Gohan I think I know why I'm acting like this" Chichi announced "I think I'm pregnant"
Then Chichi explained how she acted just like this before, when she was pregnant with him
"Oh… Ok" Gohan said
After he finally registered what she just said he passed out then and there
One Hour Later
"W-What happened" Gohan asked himself
"You passed out" An unknown voice said from another room
Gohan got scarred not knowing who it was and was about to go in there and attack but as soon as he fazed in there and threw a punch at the unknown person he was surprised to see that his punch was caught and then even more surprised when he got hit in the stomach and it actually hurt
"Don't you know not to hit a girl" 18 chuckled at Gohan who was leaning over clutching his stomach
After that hit Gohan got mad and tried to trip 18 who just dodged it and threw a kick of her own
"If I were you I would stop trying to hit me before I get mad" 18 teased
Gohan noticed what he was doing and said sorry after he turned the other way so 18 wouldn't see his blush, but, Gohan wasn't fast enough and 18 saw the blush and decided to have a little fun
"What are you doing here" Gohan asked 18
"I decided to help your Mother out and babysit you" 18 said while emphasizing the baby in babysit
Gohan fell for 18s joke and stared to defend him self
"I'm not a baby and I don't need a babysitter"
"Are you sure, I' m mean you're not even a teenager"
"So I don't need a babysitter" Gohan said defensively
"Ok then I'll just leave" 18 said trying not to laugh while walking out the door "Bye"
"Wait don't go" Gohan yelled after her
"Why not you said it yourself I don't need a babysitter" 18 mocked
"I'll mmm hhh" Gohan mumbled blushing
"What was that?" 18 said still teasing him "I didn't hear you"
"I'll mmm you" Gohan mumbled a little louder
"One more time" 18 said
"I'LL MISS YOU" Gohan yelled blushing madly
"That's what I thought" 18 said giggling
"Ok what do you want to do?" Gohan asked 18 once his blush went away
"What a gentlemen asking what I want to do" 18 said "Lets spar"
At that 18 hit Gohan in the head and then flew out the door
"Hey get back here" Gohan yelled at 18, laughing while flying after her
One Hour Later
Chichi came home to see her son fighting a girl, so she did what any normal mom of a Saiyjin would do… she screamed
"Gohan you better stop fighting that girl and get down here"
Gohan who was charging up a the Kama Hama Ha didn't hear her, but 18 –being lower in the air then him– barely heard her and tried to stop him from firing the turtle hermits signature move, but still Gohan didn't hear her and finished firing it and it was going to hit Chichi square on because she was in the same angle of 18
"NOOOOO" Gohan realized that his Mother was there watching 18 and him spar and was about to get hit by one of his strongest moves
"Crap" 18 mumbled as she flew in front of Chichi and took the blast head on
After all the smoke cleared Gohan flew down to ground with tears on his face
"Mom are you ok?" Gohan asked not noticing 18 on the ground few feet away
"Thanks cough for your cough concern" 18 said sarcastically
"Thank you, miss… Chichi trailed off waiting for a formal greeting
"18" 18 said trying to make a good impression on Gohans Mother even though her shirt was burned and you could see her bra
Gohan noticed this was blushing madly and trying not to look
"GOHAN" Chichi yelled trying to get her sons attention
"W-What?" Gohan asked blushing even more if possible
"Aren't you going to apologies to 18" Chichi said calmly getting off the ground
"S-Sorry 18" Gohan said, his blush leaving "And Mom"
"It's Ok" 18 said giving him a peck on the nose which caused his blush to come back brighter which didn't go unnoticed by Chichi
"Aww, Gohan has a Girlfriend" Chichi Screamed "I can't wait for the Grandchildren"
"Yah, Gohan when are they coming" 18 chipped in laughing
"Oh yah, 18 before I forget I am going to need you to help me carry Gohan inside" Chichi said calming down
"Why?" 18 asked
"Because I'm pregnant" Chichi said
At that Gohan passed out falling in 18's lap
"Sure I'll help you" 18 said picking Gohan up off her lap
"Do you have a place to live" Chichi asked with concern that only a Mother like herself can have
"No" 18 said simply
"Then you will stay with us" Chichi said with no room for no "You can sleep with Gohan… But not like that, wait around four years, Ok?"
"Thank you, also do you have a shirt I could wear" 18 asked
"Sure come with me" Chichi said walking inside 18 following her, with Gohan turning in her arms
