I don't own Pucca…for some odd reason…I want some chocolate milk…
Someone outside of the Guh-Ryong restaurant waiting patiently for her. This man was FREGGIN' UGLY! But somehow he was famous…I dunno how…but he is…it was…dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnn…Lazlo Gozalotovish! (gasp) Lazlo Gozalotovish was waiting for his "true love" big hearts all around him, he dreamt of this day. Pucca was older and probably over that other boy…oh…what was his name…he couldn't remember the only thing he remembered about him was…he wanted to eat his shoes…or something ridiculous like that. He needed time to think, he needed…FALL OUT BOY!! Clapping his hands for his butler…waiter…dude, Jasper (A/N: I actually remembered his name…thanks to 101 Dalmatians! Horace and Jasper LOL) to pop out and play… 'This Ain't a Scene, It's An Arm Race.'
I am an arms dealer. Fitting you with weapons in the form of words. And don't really care, which side wins, as long as the room keeps singing that's just the business I'm in.
Doing his…Michael Jackson type dance…he thought…there had to be a way to make her love him…after all she's BOUND to be over the shoe eating guy…
This ain't a scene, it's a god damn arms race! This ain't a scene, it's a god damn arms race! This ain't a scene, it's a god damn arms race! I'm not a shoulder to cry on, but I digress.
Flowers? Candy? No…that was OLD school…he had to wow her some other way, and that was not by dancing…even though he was a good dancer (in his own mind).
I'm a leading man, and the lies I weave are oh so intricate, oh so intricate. I'm a leading man, and the lies I weave are oh so intricate, oh so intricate.
He had it! Snapping his fingers cued Jasper to stop the player. He knew how to wow her. All he needed was a barrel of monkeys, Patrick, Pete, Joe, and Andy from Fall Out Boy…ok…maybe he didn't need THOSE things…but he did need some tickets to a show…a ballet? An opera? Phantom of the Opera! That was on Broadway! Speeding towards the theatre it was playing in, he bought two tickets. He put one of the tickets in a red, strawberry scented envelope. He kissed it and tied it on to a pearl white dove.
The bird flapped its wings and flew straight into Pucca's room, landing on her large stomach. A violent kick from her gut made the dove flap its wings in agony. This made Pucca jump slightly and wake up. She rubbed her eyes and saw the little dove an envelope attached to its foot. Pucca carefully removed the envelope from the fragile bird; opening the red strawberry scented paper, she pulled out a ticket! A front row seat ticket to Phantom of the Opera! She swore that show was sold out! Who in the world would have given HER a ticket! Well…yes…she's wanted to see this show ever since she heard it was going to be playing. She had wanted to see it with Garu, he promised her…but then, she shook her head…she didn't even want to think about that war! Maybe the ticket was from him! This made her smile! She petted the dove and it took off. Taking a look at the ticket again she saw the show time…7:00 PM…and wait…it was TONIGHT! She HAD to get ready. This was a BIG show. Changing into a pair of denim blue jeans and a midnight blue tee shirt she sped her way to the store! She stopped in front of the big sliding doors of a huge mall. She walked inside and sped her was into an isle filled with fancy dresses. She looked among the dresses, a red glittery one caught her eye, it was a slim dress with a split on the right side (from her knee down), a medium size. She shrugged and went into the stalls. She slipped the dress on and frowned. Her gut seemed to stick out; the dress was beautiful, if she wasn't pregnant. Pucca had an idea! A scarf! She took the dress off, putting her clothes back on she sped to a shelf of scarves. A see through red one caught her eye. She took it and sped to the stalls again. Trying the outfit on again, it was perfect! The scarf completely hid her gut! All she needed now was a pair of shoes and she'd be done! Changing out of the dress and into her regular clothes, she walked over to the shoe isle, picking out a pair of high heeled (but not too high) velvety red, buckled shoes. The shoes looked perfect with her dress! Skipping away she spotted a small black purse with a rose buckle! Pucca also picked the purse up and skipped away to pay for the items. She looked at her watch. 5:25 PM! She had about 2 hours to get ready!
She sped out of the store and back into the restaurant, walking upstairs to the bathroom; she locked the door and opened the shower curtain turning the hot water on washing her hair and her body. Quickly turning the water off, she dried herself with a towel. 6:13 PM. She ran a comb through her hair and blow dried it, and brushed it. She wanted to do something different with her hair. So she took a curling iron making ringlets in her hair, and putting her hair up in a high ponytail. She walked out of the bathroom and into her room where her stuff waited. She slipped her bathrobe off and a pair of underwear and a bra on. Then she took her new dress out of the closet and onto her body. She then took a large plastic bag and hung it over her shoulders. Applying a bit of make up on. Brown eye shadow, black mascara, black eyeliner, some chap sick, red lipstick, clear lip gloss and some blush. She removed the plastic bag from her shoulders and gently laid the scarf on her shoulders. 6:53 PM. ALMOST TIME! She quickly buckled her shoes on, grabbed her purse and sped off towards the theatre where Lazlo Gozalotovish was waiting for her.
He grinned at her and took her hand. This made Pucca VERY angry (I wouldn't blame her either). She slapped him with her purse.
"My love!" He exclaimed in his girly voice, "Why do you slap me?"
Pucca shook her head and walked away to see if there was someone who'd switch her tickets, unfortunately there was no one…she HAD to sit by Lazlo! She could have left…but…she wanted to see this show sooooo bad! All she had to do was push him back if he tried anything funny. Like kiss her or put his arm around her. Quickly walking into the theatre she raced to her seat, sitting down in it. She placed her hands on her stomach and rolled her eyes when Lazlo took a seat next to her. He took her hand and made googly eyes at her; she snatched her hand away and (purposely) stepped on his foot.
"Yeowch! I just got a pedicure!" Lazlo exclaimed tears flowing down his eyes, running his mascara. Pucca just let out a small giggle, as if saying 'serves you right.'
The show begun! It would have been a PERFECT night for Pucca, but Romeo over there kept on putting his arm around her, and he kept on trying to kiss her. Of course Pucca triumphantly pushed him back. Finally the show was over, and Pucca wanted to hurry up and get out. Get out before Lazlo caught up with her, pushing and shoving her way through the crowd, she triumphantly got passed the crowd. It was suddenly hot…so she took her scarf off. She didn't care about looking pretty. She was proud of her unborn children. Unfortunately Lazlo did catch up with her. He saw her gut and gasped.
"Oh no!" He began "Don't worry my love! I will pay for you to lose all of that horrible weight! Believe it or not, I was once chubby…then I went to Curves ™ and I called Jenny."
Pucca gasped and slapped him across the face. She then took out a piece of paper and a pen from her purse and scribbled on the paper, slapping it on Lazlo's head. He took the note and read it in horror. Just two simple words can change ones emotions. The note read 'I'm Pregnant!' This made Lazlo cry, he had lost his love!
"Jasper…" he began sobbing, "I will…never be the same."
"Well, you still have the other lovely bachelorettes." Jasper said in a dull voice
"IT'S NOT THE SAME!" Lazlo yelled tears streamed down his face.
"Well…they're on the bottom deck…just in case sir."
(With Pucca)
Bursting through the doors of the empty restaurant she looked at the clock. 12:46 AM. The chefs were probably in bed and asleep. Pucca yawned and slipped the dress off, taking her silky pyjamas, with a little chibi puppy on it, she slipped the pyjamas on. She then silently walked into the bathroom and washed the make-up off of her face, walking again into her room, falling into a deep slumber with her twins kicking inside of her.
Well…that was longer than I expected…Uh…that song you heard earlier was Fall Out Boy-This Ain't A Scene, It's an Arm Race…er…the song is awesome…and no…this is NOT the end of Lazlo …we'll see him again soon…(Unfortunately) Anyway R&R…Hope U enjoy!
