Title: Birthday Dessert
Rating: R
Word Count: 155
A/N: Microfic written in celebration of Fred's birthday. Prompts by zinne80. Part of the freds_not_dead universe.

1) crumbles

Her first attempt at making his birthday cake crumbled into thousands of pieces.

2) taste

Her second attempt tasted like a flobberworm covered in unsweetened chocolate.

3) stove

Baking would be easier if Fred hadn't spelled the oven to shout in terror every time she turned it on.

4) towel

She didn't realize the kitchen towel was missing until they found in the middle of the third cake she'd made.

5) spill

He laughed so hard his butterbeer spilled.

6) whip

He argued that a cake was unnecessary since he could eat whipped cream off of her.

7) chocolate

He added chocolate sauce for a garnish.

8) belly

He started eating off her belly and worked his way down.

9) stroking

He didn't finish until she was stroking his hair absent-mindedly with a contented smile on her face.

10) telling

He told his brothers that Hermione made the best birthday dessert ever.