Jane: Hello! It is time, for chapter three of The Most Wonderful Girl.
Patty: YAY! We get to go to the carnival!
Jane: Yep, that's right Patty.
Kid: Patty, I know I said I'd take you, but do we really have to go?
Patty: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN, ARE YOU TRYING TO BAIL ON ME?
Kid: No, no, it's not that. I just, uh, want to make sure that's what you want to do.
Patty: Oh. Well, thanks for making sure Kid, but I do REALLY want to go to the carnival.
Kid: Great to know Patty. Then let's go have fun.
Jane: Aw, poor Kid. Oh well, nothing I can do about it. I don't own anything after all.
Kid: But you're writing the story!
Patty: Ha ha ha ha ha!
Jane: Now, let's go to the carnival.
Chapter 3
Patty dragged Kid all the way to the carnival without stopping. When they got there though, Patty collapsed from exhaustion. "Patty! Are you okay?" Patty murmured something Kid couldn't hear. "What is it? Patty are you okay." He heard her this time. "...funnel cake." Kid's worried tone evolved into an irritated one. "What?" Patty suddenly leaped up and started chanting. "Funnel cake! Funnel cake! Funnel cake!" Kid rolled his eyes. "Patty, of all the carnival foods to choose from, why funnel cake. It's totally asymmetrical. All it is is dough randomly spiraled in oil. There's absolutely no consistency." Patty gave him the cutest and saddest puppy face she could pull off. "Please, Kid?" Kid saw her eyes start to water. He knew she was faking, but he still couldn't refuse. "Patty, you're one damn good actress. Fine, you can have your funnel cake." She squealed with delight. Kid smiled. Her being happy made him happy.
They got to the concession stand and Patty ordered a funnel cake with chocolate. Kid found a bench in front of the merry go round. Patty plopped down next to him and tore a piece off of the funnel cake. "Hey Kid. I want to try something." Kid gave her a questioning look. "What Patty? I'm not buying you anything else until you finish your funnel cake. She smiled and shook her head. "I want you to close your eyes and do everything I say." Kid sighed, but did as she asked. "Open your eyes." Kid opened his eyes. "Close them." He shut them again. "Open your mouth." He did. "Close it." He did. "Open it, and keep it open until I say close." He opened his mouth. Patty took the piece of funnel cake and held it right over Kid's tongue. She waved her hand in front of his face to make sure he didn't peak. No reaction. "Alright Kid, close." She dropped the food and pulled her finger out right before he closed his mouth. Kid, slightly startled by the new presence on his tongue, opened his eyes tho see Patty giggling softly. He tasted the substance. It was sweet in two different ways. The most prominent was sugary, the other was rich and sweet, without it being overpowering. "What did you put in my mouth, Patty?" She giggled again and pulled the funnel cake out from behind her back. Kid stared at it in amazement. A totally asymmetrical object, but it tasted great. He was confused, but he just shrugged and took another piece of cake. "See, that wasn't so bad, was it, Kid?" He looked into her eyes. Her perfectly symmetrical, blue eyes. She'd done what no one else was able to do. For a moment, he'd been relieved of his obsession with symmetry. Patty laughed. "Come on Kid, let's go one the Ferris wheel! Kid smiled and let her lead him to the ride.
They did everything in the park except the Twirl-a-Whirl, which they wouldn't go on because they were both pretty sure the would puke if they went on, and the games. Patty went over to one of the booths. The objective was to knock down all the bottles off a pedestal with one hit from a baseball. Patty gave the man three dollars for three tries. She missed the first two times, but the third one knocked two off the pedestal, and the other one over on it's side. The man who ran the booth told her she didn't win anything and asked her to move along. Patty looked sad for a moment, but then she want to play all the other booths. Incredibly, she'd one the top prize for everything. The carnival was closing soon, so Kid and Patty went to the first booth again to give it one last go. Patty lost again, so Kid decided to give it a try. He determined the right amount of force and speed necessary to make all the bottles go flying. He paid the man one dollar, for one try, aimed, and knocked every bottle off the pedestal. The man shouted "Winner!" So that every one within a three yard radius could hear. "What prize do you want Patty?" Patty looked at all the cute stuffed animals sitting on the shelf. She scanned back and forth until she saw it. A plush giraffe with big button eyes and a thread smile. "That one! Can I have the giraffe please, Kid?" Kid smiled at the innocence of her smile, and the excitement she showed towards something so simple. "Sure Patty. Excuse me, the giraffe on top, please." The man handed the giraffe to Patty, and she hugged it tight. "Thank you so much Kid, you're the best ever!"
They walked to a bus stop heading back towards Kid's house, and sat on a bench until their ride came. "Today was the bestest day ever, Kid!" Then her smile turned into a frown. "What's wrong Patty?" She looked up at Kid and seemed to get even sadder. "Well, I just felt really bad because you didn't seem to do anything you wanted." Kid sighed. "Patty, I had a great time today. You know what makes me really happy? Being with you and seeing you laugh and smile. Now if you want to mess stuff up by getting upset, go ahead. But I've never had so much fun in a long time." Patty looked up at him. He gave her a smile and she smiled back. "Thanks Kid." The bus arrived shortly after that. They got on and there was less talking.
They got home and walked upstairs together. Patty stopped at the top, and Kid stopped with her. "Thanks again, I know I've said it for the twentieth time, but it was just so fun." Kid smiled. "Anytime." Patty fidgeted a bit. "And, um. I wanted to do this all day, but I think now would be the best time." Kid looked confused, as always. "Do what?" Patty blushed. Then she leaned in to kiss him. It wasn't very long, but it sent an electric shock of happiness to Kid's stomach, and other places. She pulled back, blushed again, and ran off to her room. Kid stood at the top of the stairs like an idiot with a boner. Then he smirked and walked to his room where he fell asleep shortly, and had the best wet dream ever.
Jane: Yay! Kid got a kiss!
Patty: Yay!
Kid: Really, is that something you should be saying? I'm right here.
Jane: And we're all happy for you.
Liz: I don't like the fact that You get a boner every time you're with my sister, Kid. But I'm fine with it, I guess.
Patty: Yay! We're all happy!
Jane: But the story's not over yet. So review and subscribe! Who knows, maybe Kid will get to second base?
Kid: Please review!
Liz: NOBODY'S GONNA REVIEW ANYTHING! IF KID VIOLATES PATTY, I'LL RIP HIS THROAT OUT!
Jane: Noted.
Patty: YAY! Baseball!
Kid, Jane and Liz: …..Sure Patty.
