"Sakura just calm down." Tsunade pleaded as her student franticly paced around the room.
"You calm down! You're not going to be stuck as ms. Pinup for 6 months! Why don't I just bend over now and get all the boys lined up!" Sakura snapped.
The room was silent except for the tall tale giggle coming from a certain white haired teacher whose head was still through the wall.
"As your Hokage I will not tolerate you talking to me like that!" Tsunade yelled causing Sakura to flinch and calm down.
"I'm sorry Tsunade-Sama. I just need some time to myself." Sakura bowed before hastily retreating and slamming the door behind her.
"Sakura-Chan wait up!" Naruto called out before running after her leaving Tsunade, Sasuke, and the body of Jiraiya in the room alone.
" I can't wait to be working with you on getting Sakura back to how she's supposed to be Uchiha." Tsunade smirked as she sat at her desk and took out a sake bottle.
"And why exactly would I be working on that?" Sasuke asked dryly.
"The sooner she's back to normal the sooner you'll be off parole and your case will be put before council where you bloodline will automatically let them forgive your transgressions." Tsunade sighed bitterly while taking a swig.
"And believe me. You will want your parole over with as soon as possible." Tsunade added.
"I can take anything you throw at me, an Uchiha never backs down." Sasuke said firmly looking The Hokage dead in the eyes.
"I thought you would say that." Tsunade chuckled causing a cold chill to creep up Sasuke's spine.
"Sakura wait up! Slow down!" Naruto called after Sakura as she angrily jumped rooftop to rooftop.
"Oh god it's that stupid loudmouth Naruto again. I wonder what he's doing now." Ino sighed as she lifted a potted plant from her family's flower shop so she could prune it.
CRASH!
The sound of the pot meeting the ground was only drowned out by the sound of her jaw hitting it as well.
"Mom watch the shop! I have a forehead to kill!" Ino yelled as she hurriedly took off her apron and ran along after Sakura on street level.
"I need some time alone Naruto back off!" Sakura seethed as she jumped off the roof leaving a crater in her wake.
"I better find Kakashi-Sensei or Iruka-Senei they'll know what to do!" Naruto said to himself as he ran in the opposite direction on a mission.
Said gray haired teacher was taking a stroll in the village with his newest copy of "Yuri Paradise"
" Shina ran towards her retreating lover with a fire in her eyes…."
"Hey forhead!" Ino called after Sakura who had landed down the street from her.
"Hey….Ino…" Sakura paused as she saw her friend glaring at her.
"Where do you think your
going…with those!"
Sakura looked down to her chest where Ino was staring hate filled holes and raised her hands in a placating gesture.
"….She didn't allow herself to stop until she was face to face with her beloved blossom who upon noticing her began the chase Shina had been born for…"
Kakashi giggled to himself as he absently turned a corner and started walking down another street.
"You just couldn't take being flat so you used some stupid jutsu to beat me at my own game you big foreheaded whore!" Ino spat.
Sakura paused in shock only to reply in anger.
"I'm sorry could you repeat that? I couldn't hear through all the men escaping your vagina Ino-Pig!"
Ino and Sakura both paused in shock at what came out of her mouth.
"I'm going to tear your Beach Ninja Barbie tits to pieces!" Ino yelled as she ran after a receding Sakura.
Eeeep! Sakura squealed as she pushed chakra to her feet and ran through the village dodging kunai and shuriken along the way.
"Let's just be reasonable and talk! I can explain!" Sakura pleaded as she stopped in a bridge to catch her breath.
"…Shina's blossom had stopped with labored breath causing Shina's blood to boil at the thought of her name coming from those panting lips. She knew if she wanted to claim her lover she would have to do it now…"
"Explain what? That your jealous of me?" Ino smirked as she stopped at the opposite end of the bridge even more winded than Sakura.
"Look Ino-Pig for the last time I'm not jealous of you…" Sakura sighed only to be cut off by Ino.
"..So you decided to try and get with loud mouth Naruto with those things? Is that why he was chasing you? He realized they were fake, your poor thing." Ino whined sarcastically.
"…little did Shina know that her blossom had thorns…"
" At least I didn't let my first boyfriend go all the way after an hour!" Sakura yelled causing all who were walking by to stop and look.
Ino's face was beat red from embarrassment and anger.
"Your going to pay for that you bitch!"
And with those words said Ino luged at Sakura who ducked sending Ino over her and into the rushing river that ran below the bridge, but as Ino fell she grabbed Sakura by the hair taking her down with her.
"…Her blossom had turned on Shina right when she was going to attack and pulled her into the pond that they had played in as little girls. Shina couldn't help but share a giggle as they rose their heads from the water…."
"You pink haired hussy!"
"Rather a hussy than a whore!"
By now the two had a crowd of mostly male watchers at they attacked each other fiercely in the process getting soaking wet and causing various cuts in each other clothing.
"You think anyone….huff… would want to be…dodge…. a blond bimbo…huff.. like you! I'd give anything…dodge… to be back to normal!" Sakura said as she parried and dodged Ino's attacks only to pause when Ino sliced the front of Sakura's spandex top with a hair pin.
"I think a lot of people would rather be having fun like me than to be locked up in a stuffy office all day pining over a guy who'd rather go gay then even touch you." Ino quipped with her arms crossed over her.
"..This bitch is going down.." Inner sakura smiled wickedly.
"…Shina and Blossom both paused as they looked at each other lovingly and waded towards each other shyly before they embraced and shared their first passionate kiss…"
There was a definite crack when Sakura's fist met Ino's jaw that had the entire crowd hiss in sympathy that caused Kakashi to look up from his book and realize there was a crowd in front of him watching something in the river.
"I doubt watching fish wrestle could be that entertaining." Kakashi murmured to himself as he silently walked over curious to what the commotion was about.
Sakura was choking her friend under water for so long that she decided it was time to let them both up for air. Unbeknownst to her when she raised her head up from the water it sent her hair cascading behind her with sparkles of moisture glowing around and her skin, which turned a seductive shade of peach from lack of oxygen begged to be touched. Her mouth opened to gulp in some air causing her to pant in an unconsciously seductive way so it's no surprise that when she looked to her left at the crowd of people, her eyes would widen when they met one sole shocked eye of her former sensei.
"Kakashi-sensei!"
"S-S-Sakura!!"
Kakashi couldn't help but stutter at the form of his student, hair splayed to her blushing face as a single droplet of water dripped down her pouty pink lips, her soaking wet ripped spandex displaying her figure and ample bosom.
"When did she get those?" Kakashi mentally asked himself before he looked at his book and quickly threw it down as if it was Satan himself.
The crowd all gasped at the sight of Hatake Kakashi actually shunning his perverted books for the first time…ever! No one even noticed the blond come up for air underneath Sakura nor did they notice another blond headed in their direction.
"Hey Kakashi-Sensei! Sakura-Chan I was looking all over for you two!" Naruto called out jumping onto the railing of the bridge.
Sakura and Kakashi welcomed Naruto's interruption because it gave them something else to look at but kakashi soon realized that the eye contact was the only thing keeping him from fainting as he felt himself falling back.
"Kakashi Sensai!" Naruto and Sakura called out but as sakura stood up to use her medic expertise Ino decided to get her revenge and pulled the bottom of Sakura's top ripping it completely off and exposing her breast.
"AHHHH!" Sakura screamed covering herself and ducking in the water in humility.
"…Wow Sakura-Chan.." Naruto drooled along with a few men.
The last thing Kakashi saw before blacking out was his mortified ex-student's entire upper body matching her hair. His last thought was along the line of…
"I'm killing who ever did this."
(a/n: I'm sorry this chapter is short, you'd think with April vacation id have more time to write. HA! I still have to pack for the big move and my deadline for packing my ENTIRE room is in three days! Then I can possibly hang out with my friends. Also have to prepare for graduation, senior trip, school concert which I'm doing a solo in…also I have to sing at my graduation. And work cut my hours tremendously but now I only get days that I could use to write which has always been soothing to me. I missed you all I hope you forgive me ) zell-chan
