(A/N): Hello everyone!! ^_^ It has been a long time since I updated and I'm sorry. I've gone through a lot of hardships and finally have a place to live and a somewhat faster computer. I also have college now and in my free time I'm kidnapped or going to my schools anime club..it's not that I don't love you but common ANIME! I have a few days before vacation is over so I thought I might update and when I get back to school try to update at least one every two weeks if I can. Again I am very sorry for disappearing and I hope you can forgive me. (bows) On with the story! –Zell-Chan

"Stupid pheromones, stupid boys, stupid ahhh!" Sakura seethed as she randomly punched a crater in the ground.

Kakashi after having thoroughly threatened all the males around who were trying to take pictures of Sakura as she hid behind clothing rack decided it would be best to take her home before the entire male population was at her door. So with a bundle of clothes in her hand Sakura was on a war path.

"Heesh Sakura-Chan it isn't so bad. Heck you were pretty before but now your just……eh…"

Naruto grinned only to be unable to finish his statement because of the two blank stared aimed at him that promised death if he finished.

"Naruto-Kun" Sakura uncharacteristically purred.

"uh..yeah Sakura-chan" Naruto drooled with his dreamy grin on.

Sakura giggled and ran her hand up the front of his chest and lifted him by the collar pulling him face to face with her, venom clearly seen in her eyes.

"As your teammate and friend I will tell you this once and once only. When I'm pissed off don't try to give me one of your compliments unless you want me to blow off steam using your body!"

Kakashi raised a finger about to say something about that statement but thought better of it since he enjoyed breathing.

Naruto whimpered and hid behind Kakashi after Sakura let him go.

"You know I've heard some people in the village say you're cute when you're silent." Kakashi smiled at Naruto.

"Really!" Naruto perked up completely forgetting the death threat given to him by his teammate.

"Yep! And the longer your quiet the sexier girls find you. Who knows if you're silent for the rest of the day Sakura might even give you a kiss." Kakashi said warmly with a pat to naruto's head.

"…."

"Good boy Naruto" Kakashi grinned as a deathly silent but grinning Naruto fallowed him and Sakura back to her house.

Once they made it to her modest apartment Sakura threw her stuff on the floor and fell on the couch face first in humiliation.

"Don't worry Sakura, I know Tsunade will find a way to get you back to normal. Though I do wonder why me and …"

Kakashi looked back at Naruto who was trying to do Sasuke like poses against the wall all the while remaining silent and in the shadows.

"…well why I seem to not be affected by your..ahem changes." Kakashi wondered aloud as he sat down on the love seat across from the sofa Sakura occupied.

"ite djfndb hfdohe me tenakf" Sakura mumbled face first in her pillow.

"Sorry but I'm not fluent in pillow talk."

Sakura stared blankly at Kakashi who has his familiar eye crease in place causing her to sigh and sit up ready to explain using her medical expertise.

"Since you have been my teammate for years your body is used to my pheromones. They still register with you but since your mind does not see me as a mating prospect it will take a lot longer and a lot more pheromones for your primal instincts to kick in."

"Hmm so anyone who is not a teammate will instantly feel an attraction but me and naruto wont." Kakashi reliterated.

"….for a while…" Sakura said not looking Kakashi in the eye.

"What else?" Kakashi asked.

"Oh looks like you guys can use some tea or better yet Naruto do you want some Ramen?" Sakura asked as she headed to the kitchen only to be met with Naruto staring at her from a shady corner of the living room.

"Don't mind him he's trying to be sexy. What I want to know is what do you mean "for a while?""

"Why is he trying to be sexy by being all emo?" Sakura asked genuinely puzzled by Naruto trying to smooth his hair over half his face in the mirror she kept in front of the kitchen.

"I don't know but I do want to know what I have to look forward to if this keeps up."

Kakashi now stood in front of her with his arms crossed and giving her his patent "Your going to answer me or your going to die" look he used when he was her sensei.

Sakura broke down and blushed a bit as she shuffled back and forth wishing for once she didn't know so much about the human body.

"Well the male human body can take but so many pheromones aimed at it before it decides to switch back to its primal state of mind. Though you're used to my pheromones because were teammates because of that after a while your endorphins will rise along with pulse, blood pressure, and serotonin levels when my pheromones are present. It will only be because you know I am accessible but the more primal part of you will turn it into something else." Sakura quickly turned her back on Kakashi as she concentrated fully on making tea.

"High blood pressure, serotonin, and endorphins? What does she mean by primal…..oh Kami!"

Kakashi suddenly wished he was the kind of man to smack himself in the face because he really wanted to badly.

"We're going to fall in love with you." Kakashi deadpanned only to hear Naruto coughing behind him.

Sakura slowly turned around with a nervous smile on her face and hands up peacefully.

"Only biologically. Your body will give your brain the tell-tell signs that your in love. But hopefully it doesn't come to that."

"Well how long do we have until I loose my senses and fall madly in love with you?" Kakashi asked while shaking his head and smirking.

Sakura scratched her head in a much like Naruto gesture as she avoided looking the copy-nin in the face.

"Uh you see, if we don't find a way to reverse it I'll be like this for six months and the amount of pheromones I'll produce will double every week for the first month then every day the next then every hour or so as time goes on. I'll start feeling the affects and go into a heat myself I could always lock my doors." Sakura babbled

"How long." Kakashi deadpanned.

"..Two weeks."

"Excuse me? I couldn't hear you."

"Two weeks." Sakura quickly found any anger she had at her predicament replaced with fear as her ex-sensei's eye widened and it seemed as his hair alone stood on end.

There was a thump behind him as Naruto silently fainted.

"Excuse me for a bit, it seems I forgot I had an appointment with Jiraiya, he's at the Hokage Tower still right? No, no don't worry I'll keep him alive…you don't need your arms or legs to think after all." Kakashi grinned as he jumped out of Sakura's living room window faster than she ever thought.

Sakura knitted her eyebrows together in worry as she sat at her island counter looking over at an unconscious Naruto and out the window Kakashi just exited taking a sip of her tea.

"This is going to be an interesting few months."