This is a oneshot requested by viva9626for rule 180. Thriller is very dangerous to both Humans and Autobots.

Disclaimer: I don't own Transformers if I did I wouldn't be saying it over and over again

"Ahhhhh! My ears!" I heard Sam yelled.

"What are you yelling about Sam?" I asked as I entered the Rec Room.

I heard a very familiar song...Thriller by Micheal Jackson Miles' favorite song. Great.

"Miles' turn off that song please! It has a nasty habit of playing over and over long after it has ended in my head." I complained.

"No way! Thriller's a classic." He yelled as he, horribly, dance to it.

"Turn it off Man! It's starting to stick in my head!" Sam shouted over the increasing volume of the song.

Suddenly my cousin had a look that spelled trouble. Its a similar look that my Guardians get when they are about to play a prank.

"What are you thinking?" I asked.

Sam smirked, "I wonder..."

~~~~~~Few hours later~~~~~~~~~~~

Nearly every Autobot, other than Prowl, Optimus, Ratchet , and Red Alert, stood in the middle of the cleared Rec Room.

"Alright Autobots," Sam said in his 'Optimus' tone "Today we, humans, will be teaching a very common dance called The Thriller Dance."

"Please follow all instructions to the letter. Sam, Miles,Peaches and I will be showing you what it looks like all together then will break it step by step. Understood?" I commanded.

"M'am Yes M'am" My Guardians chuckled.

"Good. And we begin."

We danced through the entire song, the Autobots clapped, though probably not impressed. We showed them each step, we had the common two left feet syndrome but nothing serious...until we did it all together.

I watched as Ironhide's cannons bumped into the Chevy Twins, knocking them to the floor. When it came to the arm swing Wheeljack did it with quite a bit of force cause his face mask flew off and hit Ironhide on the head. Sidewipe whacked Sunstreaker and Jazz on the chest knocking them into a wall. And soon Sideswipe and Ironhide's feet got tangled and they fell to the floor with an earthquake following. Bumblebee was the last one standing and still dancing to Thriller with ease.

"Go Bee!" Sam encouraged.

"Keep going!" Miles shouted.

"Bumblebee! Bumblebee!" Peaches and I chanted as the song came to a close.

"What in Primus' name is going on in here!" Ratchet yelled.

As soon as he stepped in he stared at the scene.

"...I don't even want to know..." Ratchet said and stepped right back out.

We could heard Optimus and Prowl running down the hallway asking Ratchet what was wrong.

"I think the there was a fight and Bumblebee won..."

Bumblebee is quite the dancer...and Jazz is quite jealous...but this is why no one should teach an Autobot how to dance...though it was funny to listen to Sideswipe and Sunstreaker complain.


Sorry that this was so short I had typed it up last night before I had to go to the premiere Of Eclipse. Which by the way was awesome! And Taylor was still as hot as ever ;) Review!