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Fact: Blueberry juice boosts memory

Wolfram grumbled as he stormed into the kitchen, stomping his feet and shouting curse words for the entire world to hear.

"That insufferable wimp! That idiot Maou! How dare he!"

The Maou and his husband and gotten into a fight that morning, although the origins of the fight were long forgotten. It had ended with Yuuri promptly shoving his foot in his mouth and causing Wolfram to storm out of the bedroom angrily. He fled to the only place that Yuuri wouldn't look for him. The kitchens.

Wolfram sank down onto a stool, his bottom lip jutted out noticeably and his arms crossed tensely. He was pissed.

"Yuuri had no right to say such awful things to me!" He grumbled, growing angrier by the minute. "'Why do you have to be so annoying Wolfram'" He mocked.

Suddenly, without warning, Wolfram stood from the stool, sending the small perch flying.

"I refuse to partake in this nonsense!"

He was hit all of a sudden with a grand idea. He walked over to the counter where a bowl of blueberries sat on the counter, waiting for the chef to make them into a pie. Wolfram gathered a handful of the small blue orbs and rushed out of the kitchen. He remembered Gisela once telling him that blueberries tended to raise you ability to remember things, and Wolfram was going to be putting that knowledge to the test.

He quietly padded down the hallway, making sure not to draw attention to himself, until he stopped in front of the Royal Bedchambers where he was sure Yuuri still remained. He opened the door and was met by darkness.

That wimp was asleep? After our fight?

Wolfram was simmering in rage as he leapt onto the bed and frantically shoved the entire handful of blueberries into Yuuri's open mouth, all the while screaming at him.

"Don't you ever forget that you are my husband you stupid wimp! Implant these words in your memory because I won't forgive you next time!"

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