Yay! Inspiration hit me! This takes place the next day during Host Club.

Dsciameir: I own nhntoig.


It was another seemingly normal day at the Host Club. That was until Renge, in typical Renge manner, came up through the floor, laughing manically. The host club looked up from their clients in confusion and/or annoyance. This was seemingly typical for them, but it would never stop irking them.

"Ahahahaha… Ahahahaha!" Renge laughed, "Sorry girls, Host Club is over for the day. Now get lost!"

Most of the girls scrambled to their feet and rushed off, a few were a bit slower in the process. Eventually all of the girls made their way out of the music room.

"Renge, what is this all about?" Kyoya scoffed.

"Kyoya! You're perfect, I promise! It's the rest of these boys. It's the same old, same old, over and over again! Nothing new."

"Are you saying we need a new member?"

"No… the problem is not that monumental… yet! We just need… new pairings! New loves, new love triangles! Ooh… so exciting!" Renge squealed.

"What are you talking about?" the twins said in unison, "There's already us and Hunny-senpai and Mori-senpai."

"Yes! But you see, Mori-senpai is a protective cousin, there's no real dirt in that! The girls need something new… something fresh… something… Haruhi!"

At hearing her name called by the crazed otaku, Haruhi turned around from the dishes she was clearing from Hunny-senpai's table.

"What? Oh no… you guys can't just rope me into your crazy ideas!" Haruhi said waving her hands back and forth in front of her face.

"Ah boo… you haven't even heard my idea yet!" Renge pouted.

"I'm not so sure I want to hear your idea, that last time I did we were filming a movie that portrayed Hunny-senpai as a bully. Your ideas are insane Renge! Imagine how poor Hunny-senpai felt."

"I've got it! It's perfect I know just what to do! The natural and the loli-shota! Oh it's perfect!" Renge squealed.

"Renge, what on earth are you talking about?" Kyoya asked growing impatient.

"The natural type has a crush on the loli boy!"

"What?" 4 voices screamed in unison.

Tamaki fainted to the ground, while the twins rushed to take black mail photo's for later. Renge ran squealing out of the room yelling something about having to update her doujinshi. (sp)

Haruhi's POV

Oh no… this is bad. After what happened yesterday in the 2nd music room, I can barely face him, let alone host with him! Hopefully, Kyoya finds it profitless and discards the idea.

"Hmm… Maybe Renge has a point…" Kyoya said tapping his pen against his chin in thought. "How about we hold a contest or an auction and have 25 girls get a day of hosting, but none of the other girls do. We can try it out on them then, and if they like it we use it. If they don't, well I have my ways that won't let them tell."

"We think that's a great idea," the twins purred, "We could always use a sister act."

I shuddered at the thought. I don't know what to think of Hunny-senpai. In fact I haven't talked to him since that happened.

"Don't I get a say in this?" I piped up.

"No." Kyoya said sternly, "We're holding the auction tomorrow, and then the next day will be the test drive."

I looked over at Hunny-senpai to see what he thought of the situation. He just smiled as he sat on Mori-senpai's shoulders, clutching his usa-chan, not a care in the world. Oh screw him. I groan and pick up my bag. "Whatever. I'm leaving." I say loudly, then stomp out of the room.