Disclaimer: Not mine. Seriously. OMG, It's JASPER!

Oh yeah, I used some words that aren't in the dictionary, yes, and I put in the parenthesis what it means. I would do that often just to avoid confusion or you guys asking me what it means. Yeahhhh.

By now, I'm typing up the next chapter. I pre-wrote it, since I took so long getting this chapter up. I know, you think I'm lazy, well, I'm not. I have homeworks and projects and my Social Studies Final is going to be held next week. Then, all my other finals are going to be held next next week. See, SCHOOL IS TRYING TO KILL ME.

xxx, A.

P.S. I'll have the next chapter up by later in the evening (Canadian Time) or tomorrow. ;)


JPOV

YAAAAAAAAY! I feel so happy! I'm Jasper Hale and I'm the happiest person on earth! I like multi-colored clothes because it describes me! Isn't that great? Colors can't describe how I feel?

"I'M WALKIN' ON SUNSHINE, WOAAAAAH!" I sang loudly. I don't care if I sound bad or something, because, I'm happy and I believe I am a greattttt person! YAY, JAZZY! I should hire cheerleaders to go and cheer for me, every time I need to say YAY! JAZZY.

Mental note, hire cheerleaders. Don't make Alice sink into the desperate pit of depression because of that.

Oh, my Alice. She is a very spiky lady. Really spiky. Her hair, her necklace that seems so tight on her neck aaaand her bracelet thing. She's very gorgeous. But, she likes black. Normally, I would go complain and whine about the complete lack of other colors there, but I don't do it to Ally-bop. We love each other and she can always make me feel calm. She balances our relationship. And, she can be very happy if she wants to be.

Flashback

"ALIIIIII!" I screamed. I heard some things slamming and smashing. What's happening?

"WAIT A MINUTE, JAZZYPER!" She screamed back. PHEW, she's safe. Okay. Ally-boop one. Ally boop two. Ally boop three. Ally-boop four. Ally-boop five, Ally-boop si-

"I'm here, Jazzy!" She said and jumped on me. Yay! My Ally-boop is happy! WOOOOOO.

End Flashback.

Yeahh, I know. Pretty corny. And short lived too.

I don't actually know what to tell you guys anymore. Am I even supposed too? But, oh well! You must like me, not like me like me but yeah, you get the point! Sooo, I'm going to school now, yah. YAYAYAYAYAH! I threw on a yellow shirt that has a happy face on it and says, "Let's be happy!" I got some gangster jeans, I don't know why I call them 'gangster jeans' I just do. I put a hippie band on my shaggy blonde hair, 'cause I'm cool like that. I threw on some chucks and I am ready to go!

I went down from my room, and saw that Alice was harassing mommy dear. I already know that I shouldn't dip into their beezwax (business). I just ate my pancakes happily accompanying it with some maple syrup. I munched on it and after that, I brushed my teeth. I combed my hair in and shook my head real hard. My hair got shaggy again! I run-walked towards my Ally-boop's car and she looked as beautiful as ever. She gunned the engine and drove towards school.

When we arrived there, everyone was in there groups. I just stood beside Emmett and Edward and just listened to the girls chattering away.

"Oh my God! Have you watched the latest news? Isabella Swan, is a runaway! I mean, she escaped the clutches of her mom and went away. Nobody knows where she is, except her assistant, Angelica. She won't talk!" My Ally-boop chirped. She liked fashion, even though she just wears anything that is black in colour and almost every time you see her, she seems depressed. Ahh, the power of the Fashion Industry.

"I know right! I mean, she could be anywhere by now! The fashion business won't survive without her!" My-real-life-cousin-that-is-my-foster-sister Rose added. Just then a car entered the school parking lot. It was the newest version of a Bugatti Veyron. That's the car I've been dreaming of for months! Not literally.

"OMG!" Rose squealed, "Is that a Bugatti Veyron?" She screamed eagerly. The car parked across Edward's car. Huh.

Then, the door opened. A leg came out. It was a very pretty leg. It was long, creamy and sort of toned, but in a girly way. I looked lower and saw she was wearing booties. You know, the boot-like-heels-that-is-prettier-than-boots. That one. That's why her leg is toned.

I was too preoccupied on her feet, because next thing I know, she already came out. Internal mental GASP. Isabella Marie Swan!

She looks phenomenal. She's wearing fashionable clothes that are too monochromatic for my liking, but heck, it suits her. She has a perfectly curved body, which makes me wonder how she got that. My-real-life-cousin-that-is-my-foster-sister Rose doesn't have a perfect body. Yes, she may be fit and is curvy, but if you ask me, her hips are waaay too large for her upper body. Not a huge difference, but pretty noticeable if you stare at it. But Isabella, it's like, she was carved out of stone because her hips are complimenting the size of her breasts.

Then, a pin dropped. Eh?

Oh, the saying thing. I'm not even going to repeat that 'cause you probably heard that from my siblings already. She jogged towards the school doors and I just followed her through my eyes. Her ass swayed sexily as she jogged. She opened the doors and went it, but I just continued to stare at the last place I had seen her.

Wow. This is defiantly, a very HAPPY day.