I made a few errors last chapter, but I fixed them. I also edited Jonny's bio on my profile. Anyway, read on!


Kevin wears his flame-patterned helmet as he rides his motorcycle down a street, stopping at a red light.

"Yo CK, what's crackin?!" Paul calls out as he and Jonny arrive at the intersection.

"Oh, nothin much." Kevin answers. "Just the usual with Jenna bein uptight like always."

The ground starts rumbling. "What's goin on?..." Jonny asks. Then the stampede THUNDERS into the intersection, causing a massive traffic jam as they run by, knocking aside everything in their way. A man does the Wilhelm Scream as he's tossed into the air by an elephant! Kevin turns tail and zooms away as the stampede starts breaking up, and police arrive to deal with the situation.

"WHOA!!" Jonny jumps into a bush, where he takes out Plank from his backpack. "You ok, Plank?...... Yeah, that's a good idea!"

"AHAHAHAHA, WHOOHOO!!" Zoe shouts excitedly as she rides an ostrich that seperates from the stampede, while Jimmy still holds onto the giraffe. He looks at the upcoming intersection, and sees his parents' station wagon! Jimmy's dad strongly resembles him and wears a flat cap, but his mom is overweight and has dark hair. She panics (much like her son) as the seemingly endless stampede rumbles on.

"AAAAAHHH, GET US OUTTA HERE!!!" Jimmy's mom shakes her husband.

"MOM, DAD!!!" Jimmy jumps animal-to-animal to reach his parents before passing the intersection. Unfortunately, he slips on an elephant and slides down its trunk, but still holds on. Then he realizes this: "... Um, ehehe!... Hi, Mr. Elephant!..."

The elephant tosses Jimmy into the air, and he drops down towards Paul. "I GOTCHA, SLIM JIM!!" he catches Jimmy, but the force of Jimmy's fall knocks them both into a sewer, where alligators swim.

"EEEEEK!!!" Jimmy jumps onto Paul's head to avoid a gator's jaws. Paul punches the gator's nose, jumps out of the sewage, and runs with Jimmy on his head.

"YIKES!!!" Paul jumps over numerous gators as they emerge from the sewage to attack. One rips his pants off, revealing polka-dot boxers! "SHIT!!"


At Nazz's house, the birds drive the toddlers out through her back door. Jenna comes and rings the doorbell.

"COMING!" Nazz shouts, but the birds jump her and force her into giving them the nuts and fruit in her refrigerator.

"We want ALL of it, blondie. Don't try pullin any fast ones." the talking parrot warns.

"There's no more." Nazz shows the refrigerator, devoid of nuts and fruit. "Now just let me get the door."

Jenna rings the doorbell again. The talking parrot looks at Nazz: "Eh, forget whoever that is. You're takin us to another source."

"Source?" Nazz asks. "What are you-"

"More nuts n fruit, dummy." the parrot answers. "Other houses, stores, restaurants. We don't care, you're gettin us some food."

"No, I'm done with you guys. I'm calling Animal Control." Nazz says, but the birds jump her again! Jenna rings the doorbell again...

"Hmm, guess nobody's home." Jenna starts walking away when she sees a panda cub stop in front of her. "Oh, a panda cub! Ay que lindo, come here!"

The cub whines Jenna looks around for it's mother, but she's nowhere in sight. "Hey, come here! Come on! Let's find your mom and get you both back to the zoo!" she picks up the cub. But just as she starts the search, she hears growling...

"Huh?..." Jenna sees the mother panda emerge from a bush, red with anger at Jenna holding her cub. "Oh, uh... I... found your cub!... Um, here ya go!"

Jenna gives the cub, but the still-angry mother claws at her. Jenna runs, screaming for help in Spanish as the mother panda gives chase. They pass by Ed at the candy shop, but before he can do anything...

"WHOA!" Ed leaps away to dodge the stampede animals as they scatter about.


In the playground, Winston is juggling balls for practice.

"Hey, Winston!" Eddy comes, also juggling balls. Winston actually smiles at this! "That's right, boy! We could make a real good act juggling back-&-forth. Let's try it out!"

Eddy and Winston juggle their balls back-&-forth between each other. But just when Eddy thinks he'll become rich, Winston speeds up the juggling by using his feet and tail in addition to his hands!

"Hey, slow down! I can't-" Eddy is smacked by one of Winston's flying balls. Winston laughs as he throws all the balls at Eddy super-fast, pelting him (with a slow-motion segment) until he's knocked down. When Eddy gets up...

"Grrrrr, I'VE HAD IT! COME HERE, YOU LITTLE BASTARD!" Eddy chases Winston angrily, but Winston outmanuevers him over the monkey bars, slide, and swings. He even jumps on one side of the seesaw to whack Eddy's chin with the other side, dazing him! When he recovers, he sees what appears to be Winston's tail behind a bush... "GOTCHA!"

Eddy grabs the tail, discovering it's actually a joey (a baby kangaroo). Winston watches in amusement as the mother kangaroo KICKS Eddy, sending him head-first through a tree and knocking him unconscious!


Victor chases the female goat into the PCH schoolgrounds. She finally stops for him, and he baahs in excitement. But as he approaches her, another goat, a male, jumps in. He also wants the female, and sparks fly between him and Victor. They size each other up, then they clash horns. They push each other back-and-forth, chase each other, and clash horns again and repeat the process. Their battle takes them onto the street, where Double-D is searching. He is confused to see numerous animals in the neighborhood.

"Zebras, llamas, peacocks?... How did these all..." Double-D then sees Victor clashing with his opponent. "VICTOR!"

Victor continues fighting until he defeats the rival male and chases him off. Then he goes to the female, checks her out, and...

"Is Victor about to... No, Rolf won't accept THAT!" Double-D runs to stop Victor from mating! "VICTOR, NO!!"

Nearby, Zoe rides the ostrich when police parallel them: "Little girl, get off!" an officer calls out as he aims a tranquilizer dart at the ostrich.

"Ok!" Zoe jumps off right before the ostrich is shot and tranquilized- and she lands on Victor just as he was about to mount the female goat! Caught by suprise, Victor jumps up and zigzags away as Zoe rides on him. The female goat simply leaves.

"Was that Zoe?..." Double-D asks in wide-eyed shock. But then he hears Sarah's & Kyle's distant screams... "Oh dear, that can't be good..."


Sarah still hangs onto the rhino's tail as he chases Kyle into the 2nd cul-de-sac.

"NOT COOL, NOT COOL!!!" Kyle screams as he runs into his house, which is beach-themed. But the rhino plows through his front wall and messes up the inside, scattering furniture, surfboards, various surf trophies, and other tropical items. Sarah falls off the rhino's tail, and helps Kyle out of the rubble and onto his lawn.

"Kyle, are you ok?" Sarah asks. "You need anything?"

"My guitar..." Kyle utters as he gets up. "Is my guitar alright?"

Sarah smacks Kyle: "HOW CAN YOU THINK OF YOUR GUITAR AT A TIME LIKE THIS?!!"

They see the rhino preparing another charge. But then... "HEY, CHASE ME!!"

Sarah and Kyle watch as the rhino turns towards Double-D, who tries luring hm away. "DOUBLE-D, DON'T!!" Sarah screams, because Double-D is quickly sent on the run as the rhino chases HIM!!

Then the zoo birds storm into Kyle's wrecked kitchen with Nazz in tow: "This house is totaled, so the goodies are free for the taking! Now get em for us!" the talking parrot orders Nazz, who runs towards Sarah and Kyle.

"HELP ME GRAB THEM!!" Nazz shouts, and Sarah & Kyle quickly help her try to catch the now-furious birds. Ed and Rolf, Wilfred & Meggy arrive nearby.

"Any luck with Victor, Pheasant Tail?" Rolf asks.

"No, boss." Ed answers. "But there's zoo animals everywhere!"

"HELP!" Nazz, Sarah and Kyle call out, and Ed & Rolf help them control the parrots zipping around the 2nd cul-de-sac.

"YOU'RE MESSIN WITH THE WRONG BIRDS!" the talking parrot yells as he and his flock overpower Nazz, Sarah, Kyle, Ed and Rolf through sheer numbers, biting beaks, beating wings, and slashing claws. Ed sees the rhino chasing Double-D but can't help, due to the birds jumping him.

"ARGH!!" Ed screams.

"THERE'S TOO MANY!!" Sarah screams as the birds knock them all down, but then...

"YO BIRDS, YA HUNGRY?!" Jonny calls from the street corner, covered head-to-toe in nuts and fruit bits along with Plank!

"AH, SWEET!!" the talking parrot shouts excitedly, then he bird-talks to his flock and they fly over to Jonny. Everyone gets up, brushing off feathers.

"RUN, GUYS!!!" Double-D screams as the rhino chases him back into the 2nd cul-de-sac. Everyone takes cover except Ed. "ED, WHAT ARE YOU-"

Ed throws Double-D into the safety of a bush with the others, then he grabs the rhino by his horn! After 3 seconds of struggle, Ed overpowers the rhino, slams his head to the ground, and THROWS him several blocks away!!!

"Well, I guess that solves our pachyderm problem." Double-D says as Sarah hugs Ed.

"Dude, that was KILLER!" Kyle praises Ed.

"Thanks, but what I wanna know is how all these animals escaped." Ed says.

"Indeed, Rolf has encountered numerous exotic beasts n critters." Rolf says.

"Elephants trashed the zoo." Sarah explains. "But I don't know how THEY got loose."

"I DO!!" Jimmy emerges from the sewers with Paul, who slams the manhole cover on an alligator to keep it from surfacing.

"JIMMY!" Sarah rushes over in relief.

"Tell us, Jimmy. How did the elephants escape?" Double-D asks.

"It was Zoe!" Jimmy answers: "I don't know how, but she told me something that gave her away!" he flashes back to when Zoe said she would "apologize to everyone later!"

"No way!" Nazz responds.

"That girl's crazy, yo." Paul says. Then they hear Jenna's screams, seeing the panda mom chasing her down the street.

"HELP ME, GUYS!!" Jenna runs across an intersection. Meanwhile, Kevin's coming down the same intersection to escape from the animals, and he sees Jenna running across. Thus he fails to see the pursuing panda, and his motorcycle collides with the panda.

"WHOOOAAAAA!!!" Kevin flies through the air, and drops down towards Zoe and Victor.

"FASTER, VICTOR!..... Huh?..." Zoe looks up, and Kevin SLAMS onto her & Victor, knocking them all through a mailbox where they get stuck!!

The others saw all of this, and they head over to Kevin, Zoe and Victor. The 3 spit mail out of their mouths.

"VICTOR!" Rolf pulls Victor out. "Rolf's giving you a 3-shoe beating once we return home!"

"Now as for YOU, Zoe..." Double-D says as everyone glares at Zoe...

"Ehehe! No hard feelings, right?!" Zoe asks with a sheepish grin.


At sunset, we see Winston pouring a bag of black fur onto the still-unconscious, glue-covered Eddy! When he's done, Eddy looks like a chimpanzee! Winston laughs, failing to notice the zookeeper coming from behind. The zookeeper catches Winston in a net.

Winston is caged and thrown into one of numerous trucks, which police and zookeepers are loading the captured animals into to return them to the zoo. The zoo birds are eating the nuts & fruit on Jonny as he lures them into a truck.

"This truck's really takin us to more nuts n fruit?!" the talking parrot asks Jonny.

"Yup!" Jonny answers, entering a truck and shaking the nuts & fruit off himself to leave the birds in the truck. A zookeeper closes it...

"Wait a minute... AH, DAMMIT!" the talking parrot realizes Jonny tricked him and his flock, but another zookeeper cages them and takes them away! Nazz approaches Jonny.

"Thanks for saving us from the birds, Jonny!" she thanks.

"Ah, don't mention it!" Jonny replies, then thinks... "Can I have a thank-you kiss?!"

"Um... How about a hug!" Nazz hugs Jonny. Kevin approaches Jenna.

"So, you gonna thank me?!" Kevin asks.

"For what?" Jenna asks back.

"I saved you from that panda." Kevin answers. "And you look tired, so how about I give ya a ride home!"

"You CRASHED into the panda; that ain't exactly savin me." Jenna explains. "Besides, I don't need a ride. I'm fine."

"Well excuse me for being generous." Kevin walks away gruffly. Meanwhile, Zoe's parents deal with her. Zoe's mom resembles her but has loose dark hair, wears housewife clothes, and has a timid personality. Zoe's dad is athletic, and Zoe inherited her wild personality from him!

"YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO THROW A PARTY, ZOE!!" Zoe's dad praises her: "THAT'S MY GIRL!!"

"YEAH!!" Zoe cheers, but her mom intervenes: "Um, Thomas. Shouldn't you... um... y'know, hand down her punishment?..."

"Oh, right!" Zoe's dad remembers: "My daughter! As proud as I am of you, you're still grounded for a week."

Ed and Double-D watch as the animals are loaded into the trucks. "Well Ed, looks like things are back to normal once again!" Double-D says.

"But wait, where's Eddy?" Ed asks.

"Found a chimp!" a zookeeper throws Eddy into a truck full of chimpanzees, where he finally wakes up...

"What the..." Eddy realizes what happened, but the truck's already taking him away: "HEY STOP, I'M NO CHIMP!! LET ME OUT!! GAAAAH!!!"

The End!!!


Trivia: Rolf's 3-shoe beating quote is form "One of Those Eds."

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