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A/N: Everyone! I'm super sorry! I have updated in awhile and NO this is not on hiatus, I just had my exams and didn't have the time to say that I can't update, I don't have my copy of the chapter 3 yet since my classmate borrowed my USB for our project, HE'S STILL NOT DONE and he's been snooping! (good thing there's only 9gag stuff because if he found out my Yaoi fetish….that wouldn't end well) and no, I can't re-type it since it's already far in and I'm happy with the development, I just decided to make a Ichiru chapter for now! w So you guys can feel the Zuki blood that runs inside him! *laughs*

If I owned Vampire Knight, Zero would own a motorcycle and not wear a helmet! :3

~Chapter 2.5: Ichiru's journal~

BLOOD STAINED PARENTS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO READ THIS JOURNAL

-Page 1-

In all 9 years of my vampire life, I have come to two simple truths about my two adorable parents, my mother's density beats that of Saturn and my father is somewhat an unconscious paranoia. Since I plan to embarrass my parents in front of my children one day, I am writing everything I think about them in this journal, not for stupid reasons of being famous one day, I've gained enough fame from only smiling at the girls in my class.

"Ichiya!", it's Kawaii, she's an odd one, she doesn't seem like her father or auntie Rima and she apparently can't get my name right as of now, she's very cute but I have to admit, Kawaii Shiki is annoying.

-Ichiru closes his journal, finishes his recess and goes to class for 2 hours –

-Page 5-

I'm on the porch, it's very windy and I could smell the human blood wafting into my nose, good thing I'm only attracted to certain kinds of blood, Father says it's a rare trait to have such high blood tolerance, I don't like his blood, it's cold on my tongue, as if I'm having a snow cone in a snow blizzard in the Antarctic, I love mother's on the other hand, it's warm, like hot chocolate and I feel like I'm being wrapped in a blanket every time I drink from her and I've tasted uncle Kaname's blood once, it's like gasoline…honestly….Mom says everyone has different tastes, she loves dad's blood unlike me, I think she's crazy.

-Page 10-

Here write on my notebook, teacher might catch us talking in class.

Soooo Aoi chan was playing outside and I walked up to her to play! w

And so…what might interest and include me? :/

Since you're my best friend, I want to tell you first! :D

Tell me what, Kyle? Is it even important?

Very :)

Okay What?

I like Aoi chan! She's so pretty, she's so adorable, she's so smart, I LIKE HER SOO MUCH! W

*insert arrow that says Kyle Akatsuki wrote this!*

Ew. My Journal is defiled, I must ask the sister to bless it later.

OR you can use my eraser ,Meanie, I will bite your head off after class! :O

Bite my head off, it'll come back sooner or late :P

When it comes back, I'll bite it off again! aren't I smart? :33

A genius. Wait…isn't Aoi Hanabusa your cousin?

SO? We're not human so it's fine plus she's cute.

Okay, I'm saving paper so are we done? you need to listen in class since your so stupid, don't borrow my notes.

Meanie :( Fine I'm done but remember AOI IS MINE DUDE! w

Yes yes, your just 9 though, we can afford to wait 3000 so years for love, slow down idiot.

MEH. She's still cute~! :D

-Page 16-

I'm so bored, I was invited to some kind of tea party by Aoi and her dad, she keeps talking to me, trying to get my attention which I'm pretty sure is useless once you get it, she says it's because I avoid her, well what should I do? Kyle likes her so I'm being a good friend by avoiding his girl, ah, speak of the devil and the devil shall come, it's Aoi.

-Ichiru talks to Aoi for 1 hour and she leads him to the garden-

This is a bad development.

Aoi confessed to me.

Okay since I have no time to actually summarize this, I'll just make it short for you to understand future me, Aoi confessed, I rejected her, she cried to kyle and told him she liked me and that I turned her down, Kyle attempted to rip my head off (At least I think so), I used Kawaii as a vampire shield and now my parents are considering both girls to be my fiancé.

Why?

Because my mother thinks it's absolutely cute, fathers are not apparently valid to enter these kinds of conversations, just the women, My fate decided by the opposite sex- but I told her that I already had someone I like which is a lie but she was interested in that, I blurted out that the girl was human earning multiple gasps from the bystanders, mind your own business damn it! "IT" COULD BE HUMAN! Jeez…anyway Dad saved me and said I was too young for this kinds of things anyway, he didn't actually tell everybody, he just muttered it loud enough for everyone to hear.

Yay dad, kills level E's but hides behind his wife during parties.

-Page 32-

-Ichiru finds the journal in the attic, reads it for 2 hours and starts writing a new entry-

It's been awhile since I've written here, two years actually, I'm now 11 and tomorrow is mother's birthday, she still looks so young maybe because 32 is still a small number considering we live up to a thousand years. Anyway me and Father are gift shopping and right now I'm in the women's department, sitting on one of the mannequin stands while Dad is being surrounded by a lot of girls from the sales department

Sorry journal but I have to use you to swat away the pesky flies trying to steal my father.

-Ichiru spends 5 minutes attempting to hit the ladies-

I added a battle cry for more effectiveness…it may have only added cuteness, it's wasn't what I expected, I wanted more scared reactions from the ladies but I got candy though so I think I'm fine but one day I'm sure those people will take me seriously.

We didn't find anything for mother and had a silent car ride home, Father is really bad at starting conversations, I think he's socially awkward but he is very good at driving unlike mother, I hate it when she drives, she whines about how complex the car is and how the passengers are all gonna die even though she's the driver so it's better if she makes the car conversations while he drives, I refuse to get inside the car if it is the other way around.

-Page 33-

Mom is kinda sad, I'm with her right now. Father got called to work and left as fast as he could, he didn't even greet mother a happy birthday.

When he gets back, I'll swat him with you.

-After 2 hours, Zero gets home-

Father actually left early to be able to get a present for mom, he got her a bunch of roses and an hourglass, it had small white crystals inside, beautiful and mesmerizing, Mother cried and showed it to me, "Look Ichiru! Isn't it pretty?", She absolutely loved it.

-45 minutes into the Party-

Uncle Cross came by, I overheard him talking with father and he said the weirdest thing.

"Does she know that inside the hourglass is her parents?"

"I'll tell her later to keep it safe"

-So I saw Aoi and kyle today, we're okay now but sometimes I still get different auras from them.

-Page 47-

I hate birds. Period.

-Ichiru retreats from the beach and changes from his bird stained shirt-

-Page 48-

I'm sharing rooms with Kyle and a kid named Azusa, we're at Kawaii's beach house, Uncle Shiki likes the ocean night breeze, I think the ocean is a dreadful place, the sun too, at least I inherited something from my father aside from my eyes.

-After dinner-

I'm in an empty ballroom right now, under the piano, dinner was delicious but why am I here?

If I look up, I can see a sickly adorable couple, dancing to an invisible beat, for the first time, my father was good at something lively while my mother was a klutz, she looked like jelly and father….if a terrorist could dance, it would be him.

"Yuuki your legs! Bend them only when you need to! You're constantly squatting!"

"I'm soooorry! I'm trying! Well why won't you try smiling! You grump!"

And my mother is probably thinking about how this moment could've been romantic if she was dancing with someone else aside from her husband, I could've made this more romantic! But I guess she's happy, I should break them up, I really don't want to see them kissing which I think is about to happen.

Ew. Too late.

-Page 70-

I know I haven't been writing a lot of entries anymore but trust me future self, nothing interesting is going on anymore, I don't know why this has turned into some kind of diary after saying in page one that this was a journal about my embarrassing parent moment, I've started writing on you again, why?

Mother turned father into a cat.

No seriously.

and there's this girl in the day class that has caught my attention, I think I should start writing about her too.

She's Human and she hates my guts , aren't I stupid?

-Ichiru closes his journal, smiles at himself as if remembering something nice then gets up from his comfy spot in the bed-

"Ichiru! It's about time we went to Uncle Aidou's house~!"

"Yes mother!"

~End~

A/N: I'll have chapter 3 up before next weekend! Thank you for all the favorites! I hope I didn't disappoint you with this! (even I admit, this is lame )

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