Sorry I was late again, but I did mention lateness will always be possible. Anyway, enjoy and review! I aslo edited Jonny's bio on my profile.


2 Acids are talking near the end of the lane as they're watched by a Drupe spy hiding behind a pole. The Drupe spy stealthily jumps behind a nearby street corner, where he rejoins Dave, Jonny and several other Drupes.

"There's 2 by the lane, Dave." the Drupe spy reports.

"Ok boys, you got yo fire ready?" Dave asks.

"Yeh!" all the Drupes except Jonny reveal guns, greatly shocking Jonny.

"What are you guys doin?" Jonny asks. "You're not killin em, are you?"

"Of course!" Dave answers. "I know it's bad, but if people want good done, they gotta do bad things. That's life, man."

"Wait wait wait!" Jonny stops his fellow Drupes. "Let me handle em. I got an idea!"

Jonny sneaks across the street and through a hole in the fence, then he lays low and makes squirrel noises to attract squirrels. He talks to them via squirrel-speak to have them climb into a tree above the 2 Acids and pelt them with barrages of nuts.

"SHIT, WHAT'S GOIN ON?!" an Acid asks.

"THEM, LOOK!" the other Acid points up at the squirrels. "LET'S GET OUR BOYS AND KILL EM!" he suggests, and they run off. Then Jonny rejoins the Drupes on the street.

"Ok man, I got no idea how you did that, but I like yo strategy!" Dave ankowleges Jonny. "Ok boys, follow me! Once them Acids come back, we gun em down!"

"What?....." Jonny asks.

"Move boys, move!" Dave leads the Drupes to their ambush spot while Jonny stays behind in shock, then he runs after them: "STOP!!"


Meanwhile, Zoe stands on a wooden platform atop a pole in the middle of the 1st cul-de-sac. An elastic band has been stretched like a tightrope from the platform and across to another platform standing in the 2nd cul-de-sac. The Eds, Sarah, Jimmy and Kyle watch from bleachers in the park, with Double-D holding a stack of pottery.

"HERE'S THE LAYDOWN, ZOE!" Eddy calls to Zoe via megaphone: "DOUBLE-D'S GONNA GIVE YOU THIS STACK OF POTS IN A MOMENT! THEN YOU GOTTA CROSS 'HELL'S WALKWAY' WITHOUT DROPPIN ANY OF EM! IF YOU DO, or worse yet, IF YOU FALL, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH THE END OF YOUR THRILL TRAIN'S VOYAGE! SO DON'T SCREW UP!"

"Um, Eddy." Double-D says in Eddy's ear: "Don't you think this one may be a tad too dangerous? Perhaps we can try something safer."

"She'll be fine, Sockhead!" Eddy assures. "Think less safety worries and more comedy. Now give her the pots."

"Oh, I'll think comedy- of your consequences should Zoe get hurt." Double-D snidely mumbles. He climbs a ladder to the platform to give Zoe the pottery stack. Sarah and Kyle cheer Zoe on while Jimmy has a panicky look on his face.

"Too easy!" Zoe smirks and RUNS along the tighrope without any difficulty!

"She'd be an awesome circus act, eh?" Ed asks Eddy, who gives him a bottle of oil and a pack of matches, then tells something into Ed's ear that freaks him out: "Um, I'm gonna have to take Double-D's side on this, Eddy."

"Just go and wait til I say so!" Eddy pushes Ed away, then jumps into the seat of a rotary cannon made of junk and cardboard. He loads it with several cans of paint: "Zoe will surely get a kick outta this!"

Zoe has almost reached the tightrope's halfway mark when Eddy raises the paintball cannon up and aims it at her. She looks with an excited "Hehe, I knew it wouldn't be THAT easy!"

Eddy begins firing paintballs to bombard Zoe and hinder her progress, but she dodges with crazy feats of human flexibility (like Jonny in "Shoo Ed") while keeping the pot-stack safe.

"Ah Zoe, master of gymnastics!" Kyle comments as Zoe dodges Eddy's paintballs. 2 pots are shot off the stack, but just as they begin falling, Zoe catches one with her hand (while holding the stack with her other hand) and uses her foot to snag the other pot by its handle, using her other foot to balance herself on the tightrope! Then she flings both pots back onto the stack and continues past the halfway mark. Kyle comments "Gnarly!"

"Wow, she might actually pull this off!" Double-D says in amazement.

"Time to turn things up a notch!" Eddy says, taking out his megaphone to call Ed: "SET IT ABLAZE!"

Ed sets the tightrope ablaze, and the fire quickly gains on Zoe who's being slowed down by Eddy's paintballs. Double-D, Sarah, Jimmy and Kyle watch nervously as Zoe nearly falls while trying to outrun the fire. But from her near-fall, Zoe notices the tightrope is actually a stretched-out elastic band.

"Solution!" Zoe bounces up-&-down along the elastic tightrope until she makes one big LEAP, hurling the pots into the air over the end of the tightrope course and dropping towards the end platform. She lands with such velocity that it forces the ending pole into the ground and catapults the starting pole (and Ed) into the sky with the burning tightrope! As the pots fall, Zoe stretches out her arms, legs and tongue to catch them all! Everyone cheers for Zoe while Ed falls head-first into Jenna's lawn.

"You guys better not be up to anythin!" Jenna warns, then she sees the starting pole dropping down. She and Ed respectively jump and roll to doge the pole, which plows into the lawn and misses them both. But unfortunately, the burning tightrope is still connected to the pole and it touches Jenna's roof!! Jenna SCREAMS as the fire engulfs her already-wrecked house, and the Eds, Sarah, Jimmy, Zoe & Kyle wisely run before Jenna gets angry. They hide in the lane.

"So Zoe, did ya like?" Eddy asks Zoe. "Or do ya want more!?"

"I believe you were holdin back on that last one." Zoe says. "I want ya to go all-out and make me the biggest, most dangerous, life-threatening thrill you can think of! I'll pay 100 for it!"

"REALLY?!! WE'RE ON IT, DANGEROUS IT IS!!" Eddy takes Ed and Double-D.


Firetrucks speed towards Jenna's house while a gang of Acids wipe paint off their car's windshield, which was hit by Eddy's rogue paintballs off-screen.

"This hood's crazy, son." an Acid comments Peach Creek's wild happenings.

"They're back, let's move in." Dave and his Drupes sneak through the bushes to ambush the Acids.

"GUYS, STOP! THERE'S A BETTER WAY TO SETTLE THIS!" Jonny calls towards the hiding Drupes, unknowingly alerting the Acids to his presence and they aim their guns at him: "OH SHIT!!"

"A DRUPE! WASTE HIM!" the Acids fire at Jonny, who braces himself. When the storm of bullets ceases, Jonny is shocked and relieved to still be alive and completely unscathed!! The Acids missed every shot with their awkward gun-holding!

"Dammit, we missed again..." an Acid complains.

"HAHA, EAT THIS!!" a Drupe pops out of the bush with his AK47. He fires, but no bullets!... "Huh?..." he tries again, but still no gunfire. "Ah shit, I forgot to load!"

"DUMBASS!" Dave pushes the AK47-wielding Drupe aside and aims his twin pistols at the Acids, who hop into their car for cover. They speed away while firing at the Drupes, who hop into their own car to chase their rivals. A gunfight ensues!


On a hill overlooking Peach Creek, there's a giant slingshot made of an armchair tied to a bungee cord, which is fastened to a dead tree with the armchair being held to the ground by Eddy. This is recorded by a mounted camera, which connects all the way back to Double-D's basement where Double-D, Sarah, Jimmy and Kyle are watching through a network of camera screens. They see Zoe sit on the slingshot's armchair, wearing a parachute bag.

"This is it, Zoe!" Eddy exclaims. "Remember, the Underworld Express is big, dangerous, AND life-threatening! And once you see the end, deploy the parachute!"

Zoe is so excited that she makes a big psychotic grin, to which Double-D comments "Her grin is as ominous as Eddy's, if not moreso."

"I GOTTA STOP HER OR SHE'LL DIE!!" Jimmy freaks and rushes all the way to the slingshot at cartoon-speed: "ZOE, DON'T DO IT!! YOU COULD GET KILLED!! RECONSIDER, PLEASE!!"

"Aw, thanks for your concern!" Zoe hops off the slingshot and hugs Jimmy, but the hug turns into a tight hold! "But I ain't dyin til I turn 78! And until then, Amy Zoe Navarro is all about DANGER AND THRILLS!! Now come enjoy it with me!"

"Wait, LET ME GO!" Jimmy struggles in vain as Zoe takes him to the slingshot with her. She hands the 100-dollar bill to Eddy: "We're ready to fly!"

"Good luck, then!" Eddy lets go of the chair, catapulting Zoe & Jimmy high across the air! Jimmy SCREAMS as he and Zoe drop down into the woods and land in a rocket-car that ZOOMS through the woods along a steel railtrack. Along the entire ride are cameras that allow Double-D, Sarah and Kyle to watch. The rocket-car loops upside-down, around trees, and passes through flaming hoops! They duck to dodge swinging blades and skeletons hanging from trees. A skeleton falls on Jimmy, he FRANTICALLY throws it off, then...

"AAAAAHHH!!" he screams as he and Zoe ride past Satan (actually Ed in a Satan costume) at the junkyard's entrance. The rocket-car goes through a tunnel of junk that's been stocked with torches, pitchforks, cardboard demons, and a mist machine. At the end of the tunnel is a torch with a sign that reads "GRAB ME!" Zoe jumps off devil hands to grab the torch as the rocket-car zooms out the tunnel, then sees a bunch of explosives lining the track with signs that read "LIGHT US!!"

"Wooowwwww!!" Sarah and Kyle watch the cameras in amazement as Zoe lights the explosives, setting off dramatic explosions as she and Jimmy ride along. Then Double-D, Sarah and Kyle cross their fingers with tense faces as Zoe & Jimmy reach a "JUMP" sign at the end of the track. Zoe grabs Jimmy...

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Zoe jumps with Jimmy, who simultaneously SCREAMS as they soar across a wide pit of flaming oil-drums! Ed and Eddy join Double-D, Sarah & Kyle in Double-D's basement to watch through the cameras as Zoe & Jimmy land on a rocket resembling a Bullet Bill from Mario!!

"Ah, the best part!" Eddy remarks as the the rocket's fuse was already lit by Zoe back at the fireworks, and the rocket blasts off!!

"WAAAAAHHH!!!" Jimmy cries, holding onto Zoe for dear life as they fly up into the air, with Zoe screaming "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"


The Drupes' and Acids' cars parallel each other and the rival gangs exchange gunfire, heavily damaging their cars' sides.

"YO, JUST LET ME TALK!!" Jonny tries reasoning, only to have gunfire aimed at him so he ducks back into the Drupes' car. Eventually, both gangs run out of ammo, so they bump each other with their cars. 2 Acids jump on top of the Drupes' car! One reaches in and pulls Jonny out, and they fist-fight.

"NIGGA!" Dave jumps up to help Jonny, while the 2nd Acid kicks the Drupes' windshield inwards. This causes the driver Drupe to lose control and he drives into a large pothole, catapulting Jonny, Dave, and the Acid they were fighting into the air and they land on the Acids' car! 2 more Acids emerge to knock off Jonny and Dave, one fighting Jonny while Dave fights the others: "BRING IT, MUTHAFUCKAS!!"

Jonny and his Acid foe knock each other onto the rear bumper, where Jonny manages to kick the Acid off. Then he hears Plank inside his backpack: "What, Plank?....... No, I don't think I can do that..... Ok, I'll try."

Jonny crawls under the car after telling Dave to "JUMP OFF!" Dave knows what Jonny's gonna do, so he shoves his opponents back inside and jumps off as Jonny uses Plank like a wrench to unscrew one of the Acids' front wheels, making the car spin out, hit a curb, and barrel through the air, knocking Jonny & Plank off. The Acids' car somersaults into the 2nd cul-de-sac and comes to rest, totaled with the Acids stuck inside!

"Ugh!" The Acids see firefighters dousing the fire that engulfed Jenna's house. One Acid notices something else: "Yo, what's that?"

The Acids' see Zoe and Jimmy flying around on the rocket, which begins to zigzag downwards.

"There's the target!" Zoe sees the ending target right in the middle of the 2nd cul-de-sac. "DEPLOY!!"

Zoe grabs the traumatized Jimmy and deploys her parachute, gently floating down as the rocket erratically descends. Jenna sees it... "Oh no no no no..." she prays that the rocket doesn't hit her house, of which little is left from the doused fire.

Instead, the rocket hits the Acids' car and KABOOM!! Wheels and parts fly everywhere, and the burning Acids run away screaming! The firefighters douse the car wreckage, then hop into their firetrucks to chase the burning Acids down the street and douse them. Afterwards, falling pieces of metal from the Acids' car slice through the exposed support beams of Jenna's house, causing it to collapse completely!!

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" Jenna screams at the sight of her destroyed home while Zoe and Jimmy land on the ending target!!


A dirty and exhausted Jonny regroups with Dave and the Drupes, and they watch the Acids run out of Peach Creek.

"Well, we won, boys!" Dave announces. "Peach Creeks's ours again!"

"But look at all the damage!" Jonny points out all the property damage from their turf war. "We could've prevented all this if you guys just let me negotiate."

"Whatever. The important thing is them Acids are gone!" Dave says. "Now let's smoke our victory blunts!"

A Drupe opens up a large package containing blunts. The package box is discarded on the ground as the Drupes smoke their blunts, greatly shocking Jonny! What's more, the Drupes drop the blunt butts on the ground after finishing their victory smoking!

"..... Are you kiddin me? Are you fuckin KIDDING ME?!" Jonny yells at the Drupes: "YOU JUST DROP YOUR SHIT ON THE GROUND LIKE NOTHING!? THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YA'LL?!! TALKIN ABOUT MAKIN THE STREETS A BETTER PLACE, YEAH RIGHT!! YOU'RE ONLY POISONING THE WORLD WITH YOUR LITTERING AND YOUR 'if people want good done, they gotta do bad things' BULLSHIT!! YA'LL DON'T GOTTA KILL TO DO GOOD, IN FACT THAT ONLY MAKES SHIT WORSE!! YOU'RE JUST LIKE THE ACIDS!!! IF YOU WANNA MAKE THE STREETS A BETTER PLACE, MAKE YOURSELVES BETTER PEOPLE: LEARN TO READ, FINISH YOUR EDUCATION, GET A DAMN JOB!!! AND IF YA'LL CAN'T BRING YOURSEVES TO DO THAT, THEN YOU JUST A BUNCH OF RETARDED PUSSBAGS!!! NOW GOOD DAY, I'M DONE WITH THIS!!!"

Jonny furiously stomps away, while telling Plank "You were right, buddy: those Drupes are nothin but pots callin kettles black."


The Eds, Sarah and Kyle rejoin Zoe & Jimmy at the corner of the 2nd cul-de-sac. Sarah hugs Zoe & Jimmy while Kyle says "Glad you guys made it through alive! Epic WIN!!"

"So, anymore hundred-dollar thrills ya want, my favorite customer?!" Eddy asks.

"Well, normally I'd be like 'YEEEAAAHHH,' but Jimmy was kinda shaken by the ride." Zoe points to the traumatized Jimmy, who deliriously asks "Am I in heaven?"

"Let's get him some ice." Sarah takes Jimmy to his house. Kyle and Zoe follow, Zoe looking back to the Eds: "But hey, have another one prepared for tomorrow, will ya? See ya later, GYAHAHAHA!!"

She and Kyle dissapear around the corner while Eddy marvels at the 160 dollars in his hands: "Y'know, I might just start a circus with Zoe as our main attraction! SHE'LL MAKE US RICH, AND RICH EQUALS A LIFETIME OF JAWBREAKER MINIS!!"

"I wouldn't put all my eggs into one basket if I were you, Eddy." Double-D advises, then Ed pokes their shoulders...

"Guys..." Ed points at the furiously approaching Jenna, sharp-toothed and wielding a crowbar! She screams in Spanish (subtitled via brackets):

"[YOUR SCAMS DESTROYED MY HOUSE!! NOW YOU 3 ARE GONNA PAY OFF FOR A NEW ONE!!!]"

"What'd she say?" Eddy asks, not understanding Spanish.

"HYAAAAAAAAAHHH-" Jenna attacks, then we hear a brutal WHAM as the screen cuts to black!!

The End!!!


Thanks to Neo H.B.B Sam for the Jonny-&-gangs plot, and thanks to Big A1 for the paintballs!! Moral: NEVER join a gang, it won't do you any good.

And don't worry about Jenna's house, it'll be restored in later episodes like Jonny's was.