A/N: After working on this chapter, I'll start on One Fact! It's a fanfic on Junjou Romantica :33 I'll post a summary of that story here so if you guys get interested, please go! Haha! I can advertise on my own space, can I not? It'll be at the end of this chapter X33
Vampire knight is not mine and if it was I'd make Ichijou a real girl and not give him to some blood-sucking-kaname obsessing-boyfriend killing-guy imprisoning-blood donating-gives curls a new meaning-pureblood name staining-vampire named Sara Shirabuki! O
~ Chapter 3: The Mouse~
Every person has one epic story, a story they would repeat all of the time if they were ever asked to tell, preferably before going to sleep or around a campfire, in the Kiriyu family, as much as they wanted to tell stories, they didn't have the time.
Yuuki Kiriyu was going out for an important meeting today, one that required her utmost attention, she wore a brown turtleneck and a white chiffon skirt, below her skirt was her most comfortable chocolate boots, hiding her porcelain skin from the expected cold of the winter, she put on her white fur coat and headed for the kitchen. She picked up her bag and her keys plus a long sheet of paper that she neatly folded into squares then put into her brown bag.
She was ready.
"Ichiru! It's about time we went to uncle Aidou's house!~"
"Yes mother!", she hear a reply from the upstairs.
Five minutes later, two brunettes stood in front of a sleek silver car. A small cat with a red ribbon tied on it's neck cradled in the arms of the young male and the female on the other hand was determined to get to the other house without a single scratch on the car which was impossible considering a scratch to Yuuki was a eye-gouging ripple to her silver haired husband.
Zero exchanged nervous looks with his son, making his son smile, "it's a good thing we're vampires ,dad, then if we crash, we'll be fine", Zero frowned at his son's light taking of the car, if only the car was a vampire then Zero wouldn't have to worry.
"come on! Let's go!", Yuuki pumped her fist then got into the car, determined, Ichiru followed his mother and got into the car as well leaving the Kiriyu household to Kaname.
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Later the trio arrived at Aidou's four story mansion, it's crème walls and somewhat high class aura reflected on it's more high class and snooty owner, happily, Yuuki jumped out of the car smiling as her two rather shaky companions followed, Ichiru and Zero now knew how to describe life after death..Yuuki's awful driving.
"Auntie YUUKI!", a loud adorable voice echoed inside the four walls of the Hanabusa household as Yuuki, Ichiru and Zero were greeted by a running blue eyed blonde, "How looooooong has it beeeeeeeeeeen?", Yuuki smiled and caught the girl in her arms and spun.
"Aoi-chan! Look how much you have grown! You're so pretty now too!", Yuuki said as she snuggled her.
Aoi laughed, "Then maybe now your son would accept me!~".
Ichiru frowned and looked at his father, looking for some opinion on this, Ichiru, don't rely on me, you're old enough to decide things on your own, Zero thought as he turned his head, "Meow".
"Oi! You! Why don't you come to the parties anymore? After all I went through to get invitations to your freaking Isolated address!", a man said emerging from the double doors on the left, Aidou Hanabusa had matured quite a bit, he grew taller and grew himself an aftershave.
Zero inner frowned, he didn't know why Aidou was still friends with them, being Kaname's colleague and all, he was pretty sure that after Yuuki and Kaname broke up, Aidou as the others wouldn't talk to Yuuki and him anymore but surprisingly they stayed friends. well, Zero considered Aidou as a nuisance especially when he and Yuuki were dating, Aidou and his gang would always steal Yuuki away to some getaways and try to make her live the high life since she was a pureblood.
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Soon after the welcomes and formalities were done, Yuuki got down to business, Aidou lead Yuuki into the study and sat on his chiffon couch and opposite him was a twin couch with Yuuki and Zero sitting on it, cakes and scones were served along with tea, much to Yuuki's liking.
"So we're here because we need your help, Aidou!~" Yuuki said stroking Zero's head, making Zero drowsy.
Ichiru had been dragged off somewhere by Aoi and her girl friends which happen to be staying over for Christmas break, Yuuki and Zero couldn't care less since Aoi was physically harmless to Ichiru but mentally was a whole other thing, poor Ichiru.
"And what kind of help do you need? If it's money then-", Aidou said fishing out his wallet.
"Kssssssssssss!", Zero growled startling Yuuki.
"Woah control your cat, Kiriyu!" Aidou said retreating to the top of the couch.
Yuuki bit her lip and looked at Aidou, suddenly reminded of her duties as she looked at Zero, she stood up and seriously said: " Kaname said he turned you into a mouse once! Is that true? I'm desperate! How did you turn back?".
Aidou fell back into the couch from the amount of power the pureblood put into her words, the windows cracked and the ceiling vibrated, the servants shaken and Aidou left blushing mad from the humiliation.
"Wha-WHY DID HE TELL YOU?", Aidou curled up behind the couch and blushed, "DAMN YOU KANAME!".
Aha, so he did turn into a mouse, Zero thought as Yuuki approached Aidou behind the couch, patting the back of the embarrassed blonde.
"Uhm—I think you under went some kind of humiliating trauma by being a mouse, Aidou, but right now I need your help, can you help me?", Yuuki said leaning down, frowning from the guilty laughing that was happening in her head, it was actually funny seeing Aidou like this. BAD YUUKI! Don't laugh! He's your friend!
Zero watched this scene unravel before his eyes, well, he wanted to be of more help but….meh! he was a cat, all he had to look forward to was breakfast, lunch and dinner…I have to check in at work, what's happening? How about the Yamato case? Who took over? Is it Yagari? No…can't be..he's in the weapons district and-, Zero started rolling on the couch from thinking taken away by his thoughts into a light coma.
"! IT'S SO EMBARRASSING!" Aidou shouted, loud enough for the author to hear from outside the computer screen.
Suddenly Zero felt himself get picked up and now he was flying…flying…flying right into the blonde's face, Zero pushed the air hoping some kind of force would stop him from hitting Aidou's face, if you zoom out, it would just be Yuuki carrying zero, surprising how your views change when your smaller.
"You see this cat?", Yuuki said furrowing her brows.
"Yes I see that cat"
"Does this cat look familiar is any way?"
"Hell no, do I know Her, him or it from anywhere?", Aidou raised his brows.
"This is Zero, my husband…"
Aidou's eyes widened, he laughed halfheartedly refusing to believe what he just heard, Zero Kiriyu? The tall silver haired guy who Kaname lost to? A cat? Has she lost her marbles?
"Seriously? Did Kaname set you up for something? Like I would believe that"
"You have to believe it Hanabusa", the cat said, making Aidou's eyes widen, did the cat just—did it just—did I just-?, Aidou backed away, not stopping until his back hit a nearby pillar, "TH-THAT CAT! IT JUST-"
"it just what Aidou?", Yuuki flipped Zero around so the cat faced her, "he just meowed…no big deal…all cats do that, right Zero?".
Zero replied with a meow but to Aidou he said "That's right".
Aidou could understand Zero, now everything suddenly just got more interesting.
"THE CAT'S TALKING!"
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"So Ichiru, what's your favorite color?~" Aoi smiled as Ichiru stood in the middle of her all pink room, his feet incased in ice. The girls who sat in a circle around him giggled in unison making the boy frown, he felt his hands behind his back cold in the icy imprisonment, What a hassle…, Ichiru thought.
~End~
One Fact summary: What if Misaki was older? What if Shinobu was the seme? What if Nowaki wasn't so freakin' tall! A series of one-shots on how one fact can change everything! MxU, NxH, SxM featuring characters from sekaiichi hatsukoi~!
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