Watching BPS was a huge nostalgia bomb for me and every other EEnE fan out there. I'm kinda depressed that the show's over, but it'll never truly die as long as it stays in our hearts!!!

Anyway, here's episode 9B folks, full of action and laughs! Enjoy and review!!


Andrew is hanging out with his buddies in a old vacant lot near the stores. They hear Jimmy calling out:

"OH ANDREW, WHERE ARE YOU?!!"

"Hey, that sounds like that Jimmy kid." one of the bullies says.

"So Squirt's lookin for me, eh?" Andrew gets up and cracks his knuckles. "I already know what he wants! Boys, make sure nobody interferes."

Jimmy arrives: "Jimmy gonna destroy you!" he remarks with a sinister grin, but Andrew is unfazed by Jimmy's now-enormous, seriously muscular physique that ripped off his clothes except his pants.

"So you've gotten bigger, eh!" Andrew comments. "Looks like this is gonna be a fun fight!"

Kids gather around as Andrew launches the first punch, which Jimmy simply grabs between his buffed-up fingers, surprising Andrew!

Nearby, Zoe is jumping around like a ninja. She hears the fight, and she jumps off a fence and up atop a pole. From there, she spots Jimmy throwing Andrew around and punching him into the ground, much to everyone's surprise and shock!

"WHOA, JIMMY'S HUGE!!! I GOTTA GET THE OTHERS!!!" Zoe bounds away to get Sarah and Kyle.


In the lane, Kyle sits on the dumpster, serenading a group of girls with a guitar song.

"KYLE, THAT WAS SO SWEET!" the girls all hug Kyle simultaneously, squeezing him!

"Can't... breathe... ladies..." Kyle chokes out. Zoe arrives.

"KYLE, YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT'S HAPPENING!!"


At Ed's and Sarah's house, Sarah is doing dishes when Zoe suddenly pops up through the drain! Sarah screams in surprise and instinctively swings a pot at Zoe, which Zoe dodges with a somersault over Sarah's head.

"Sorry about my sudden ninja entry, but JIMMY'S HUGE AND HE'S FIGHTING ANDREW!!" Zoe explains.

"....... WHAT?!!" Sarah asks in utter shock!


Zoe leads Sarah and Kyle to where Jimmy and Andrew are fighting, where they push through the other kids and bullies.

".... No way..." Kyle utters when they see a horribly beaten and defeated Andrew trying to crawl away from the angry Jimmy.

"Oh my God..." Sarah utters, amazed by both Andrew's defeat and horror at Jimmy's new form.

"YEAH CRAWL AWAY, ANDREW!!" Jimmy tells Andrew.

"Boys... Help... me..." Andrew calls to his lackeys. One takes Andrew away from Jimmy while the others all jump Jimmy! Jimmy grabs two of them, WHACKS their heads together, and throws them aside. Another bully lunges at Jimmy, but Jimmy grabs him, curls him into a tight ball, and bowls him at the other bullies, knocking them all out!!

"NOBODY MESSES WITH JIMMY!! JIMMY BIG NOW!! JIMMY IS ALPHA MALE NOW!!" Jimmy shouts.

"SAYS YOU; NOT EVEN BULLIES DESERVE THAT CRAP!!" another boy attacks Jimmy, only to be quickly defeated as well. This prompts the other kids to run away screaming as a few more boys attack and are defeated by Jimmy.

"JIMMY, STOP THIS!! THIS ISN'T YOU, DUDE!!" Kyle tries persuading Jimmy.

"DO NOT TELL JIMMY TO STOP!!" Jimmy launches a punch at Kyle, but Sarah grabs his beefy fist with her hands.

"KYLE, GO GET HELP!! ZOE AND I WILL HOLD HIM OFF!!" Sarah tells Kyle before tightening her grip on Jimmy's fist and throwing him through a wall.

"HOHOHO, YOU WANNA FIGHT, EH!" Jimmy chases Sarah down the street while Kyle runs off to get help. Jimmy grabs Sarah...

"HIYAH!!" Zoe somersaults into the air and does a spinning heel drop on Jimmy's head, knocking him down and he releases Sarah. Zoe exclaims "Time for some ninja action!"

Zoe throws numerous cardboard shurikens at Jimmy as he gets up from her heel drop, but Jimmy jumps into the sky and drops down towards her. She dodges, then performs a series of backflips to avoid Jimmy's swinging arms.

"GET HIM, SPARKY!!" Zoe uses hammerspace to throw her dog, Sparky, at Jimmy! Sparky bites onto Jimmy's arm, distracting him enough to allow Sarah to pull out a pole, wielding it like a giant staff. Sarah repeatedly whacks Jimmy with it; one whack is so hard it sends Jimmy flying into the air and he crashes back down!

"I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE, JIMMY!! DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS!!" she yells, but Jimmy doesn't listen. So she swings again, but Jimmy grabs the pole and flings her away. Zoe jumps onto the pole he's now holding and runs along it, brandishing a toy ninja sword to attack Jimmy! But he stops the sword between his fingers, grabs her with his other hand, and throws her sword towards an oncoming bus, blowing out one of its front tires.

"Heh, nothing you can do to Jimmy now!" Jimmy gloats while holding Zoe in his hand.

"Ahahahaha, sure there is!" Zoe pokes Jimmy's eyes, and he screams "YEEOOOW!!!"

Jimmy drops Zoe and holds his eyes in pain. Taking advantage of this, Sarah picks up the bus with the blown-out tire, rushes up to Jimmy with it, and SLAMS him through the street with it!! She and Zoe check to see if that beat him, but then he bursts out from under them and sends them flying. The two girls hit the street and skid along it, and Jimmy stomps towards them as they get up. Then...

POW, Ed punches Jimmy's face so hard it sends him through a dozen houses!!! Ed proclaims "NOBODY MESSES WITH BABY SISTER AND HER FRIEND!!"

"ED!!" Sarah is overjoyed.


Meanwhile, Double-D, Eddy and Rolf are examining the results of their Titan Cap experiment on the mice:

"Group A has shown no side effects, but that's to be expected since they were injected with the least amount of Titan Cap extract. Let's see Group B!" Double-D records Group A's results and examines Group B: "Hmm, there's some noticeable increase in muscle mass, but they aren't showing anything unusual either."

"Einstein-noodled Ed boy, come look at this!" Rolf calls Double-D over to Group C, which had the most Titan Cap extract injected. As a result, they doubled in size and are fighting each other. Rolf explains: "The vermin have super-sized and are making like barbarians on the battlefield. Perhaps this is why Papa only allows one each day."

"Then that would mean if Titan Caps are taken in large amounts, the overall effects would be akin to steroids!" Double-D records the results. "It appears we have a potential alternative as long as it isn't overconsumed. But then again, perhaps it's best not to take chances."

"Maybe Sprite Shrooms can do the trick!" Rolf exclaims.

"Sprite Shrooms?" Double-D and Eddy ask.

"Yes, Rolf's family cultivates Sprite Shrooms along with the Titan Caps." Rolf explains: "We harvest them and keep them in stock. And should anyone do a misdeed, they'd be force-fed the fungus which would diminutize them down to the size of a mountain sprite, hence the name. Then they'd be thrown into the Cage of Confining Justice until further notice, and they wouldn't be able to break out due to the shrinking effect of the Sprite Shroom they were forced to eat. A cruel punishment, yes, but it is what turned Rolf into a man."

"HELP, HELP!!" Kyle is heard, and Double-D, Eddy and Rolf rush towards him.

"What's happening, Kyle?" Double-D asks.

"Dudes, it's Jimmy! He's huge, man!" Kyle explains: "Seriously he's, like, ten feet tall and ripped like he's on roids or somethin. He's goin alpha-male-psycho on everyone, and we need people to stop him before he does some serious damage."

"Damn, didn't think my Buffruit would do THAT to him." Eddy says, catching the attention of Kyle, Rolf and Double-D!

"Hello, what was that?" Rolf asks, and Double-D realizes what Eddy did: "Oh no you didn't. You did NOT use our Titan Cap extracts for own gain, did you?!"

"What, I needed money to keep me goin til I get another job!" Eddy explains. "And Curly needed a boost in the physical department, so I helped him out. That way, both he and I benefitted!"

A distant BOOM is heard and Double-D, Eddy, Rolf and Kyle see several houses flying through the air. Then they hear Jimmy's ROAR!!!

"YOU CREATED A MONSTER, EDDY!!" Double-D yells.

"WELL HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE'D DRINK EM ALL AT ONCE?!!" Eddy retaliates. "AND WON'T IT JUST WEAR OFF AFTER 24 HOURS LIKE ROLF SAID?!!"

"IMAGINE THE DAMAGES JIMMY CAN DO WITHIN 24 HOURS!!!" Double-D screams right in Eddy's face.

"DUDES!!" Kyle breaks them up. "We gotta cooperate and stop Jimmy."

"Beach-vibe Kyle boy is right." Rolf agrees. "Ed boys, Rolf will go get some Sprite Shrooms so we can make an antidote and neutralize the rampaging colossus."


Ed dodges Jimmy's giant punches, until Jimmy grabs his jacket and pulls on it to draw Ed towards him: "That was a mean punch you gave Jimmy earlier! NOW YOU FEEL JIMMY'S!!"

Jimmy PUNCHES Ed so hard it sends him flying through several town blocks!! Sarah screams "ED!!," and Kevin is riding his motorcycle when he sees Ed flying through houses! Ed finally lands inside a restaurant, where his head gets lodged inside a rotisserie oven containing a whole chicken.

"Yummy!" Ed devours the chicken in one bite, then wrenches his head out of the oven to see Jimmy making one HUGE leap from where he punched Ed. Jimmy brings his huge feet down onto the restaurant, destroying it but Ed emerges from the rubble with little injury. Jimmy catches him off-guard, and Ed barely dodges his grab and throws pickle jars to slow him down. Jimmy shields himself, but the pickle juice splatters all over him, and now he resembles the Hulk (hence the episode's name).

"JIMMY MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!" he screams in rage.


Double-D extracts enzymes from the purplish Sprite Shrooms, eventually obtaining enough for two doses. Rolf arms himself with a pitchfork and uses Wilfred, Meggy and the other pigs to pull a chariot, which he rides in with Double-D, Eddy and Kyle.

"FULL SPEED AHEAD, PORCINES!!" Rolf dangles food in front of the pigs to get them moving. They speed through the streets to find Jimmy, but upon seeing Sarah and Zoe, they stop. "Megamouth Sarah girl and Hyperactive Zoe girl, where is Harbinger-of-destruction Jimmy?"

"I'll lead the way." Sarah hops into the chariot while Zoe rides Wilfred. She exclaims "Jimmy's havin this epic nut-bustin fight with Ed! Let's get popcorn along the way, heehahahahaha!!"


Kevin zooms towards Ed's and Jimmy's location by following the trail of destruction left in their fight's wake. He sees Ed and Jimmy battling their way down a street: "What the hell?! FLUFFY?!!"

Despite his shock, Kevin wastes no time in parking his motorcycle and leaping onto Jimmy's back, knocking Jimmy off balance and he spirals into a house. Jimmy throws Kevin off, then Ed bashes him with a car. Jimmy knocks it away, then Ed grabs a mail truck, but that gets knocked away too. Then Ed uses Kevin's motorcycle!

"HEY DOUCHE, DON'T USE KATHLEEN!!!" Kevin pauses the fight to take his motorcycle (Kathleen) from Ed!

"My bad, Kevin!" Ed apologizes, allowing Kevin to take Kathleen to safety before they resume their fight with Jimmy. Even as they jump Jimmy, their efforts aren't enough to take him down. But then Rolf's chariot arrives!

"Take control of the chariot, Double-D Ed boy. HYAH!!" Rolf rips his shirt off and dives into the fray with his pitchfork to help Ed and Kevin! The three team up against Jimmy while Double-D leads the others away to watch from a distance.

"JIMMY SMASH!!" Jimmy swings his arm at Rolf, but misses and demolishes a house. Ed throws his arms around Jimmy's neck to strangle him. While Jimmy tries shaking off Ed, Kevin pulls out a metal baseball bat to pummel Jimmy, who grabs Ed. Ed sheds his jacket to escape while Jimmy kicks Kevin back. Ed, Kevin and Rolf group together and (in slow-motion) lunge at Jimmy simultaneously, striking him and they tumble into the playground, where their fight continues. Double-D, Eddy, Sarah, Kyle Zoe and the pigs watch from behind a bush.

"YAH!!" Jimmy stomps the ground, shaking it and knocking Ed, Kevin and Rolf off their feet. Jimmy leaps into the sky to come down on Ed and Kevin, who roll out of the way to escape his body slam, which rocks everything nearby.

"May the Gods have mercy, BECAUSE ROLF SHALL NOT!!" Rolf wildly attacks with his pitchfork, cutting Jimmy's hair.

"NOBODY WRECKS JIMMY'S HAIR!!" Jimmy grabs Rolf's pitchfork and slams Rolf against Ed. Rolf and Ed fly into a tree, and Jimmy throws the pitchfork at them!

"WHOA!!" Ed and Rolf duck just as the pitchfork pierces through the tree, the slide, and everything else in its path! Kevin then whacks Jimmy in the crotch, but it only makes him angry.

"Shit!" Kevin leaps up to whack Jimmy's head, but Jimmy's fist slams him into the sandbox. Ed saves him from Jimmy's punch and throws sand into Jimmy's eyes, then Rolf calls them over while Jimmy is blinded.

"Rolf has a plan with the other Ed boys to stop Jimmy, but Rolf requires your assistance." he tells Ed and Kevin while pulling out a long rope of sausage: "Now listen carefully..."

While Jimmy gets the sand out of his eyes, Double-D and Eddy see Rolf's signal: "Ok Eddy, get ready." Double-D gives Eddy one of the Sprite Shroom syringes.

"Wait, what if my handsome face gets messed up?" Eddy worries.

"Don't worry! Just blend in with your surroundings like a ninja and move in!" Zoe pushes Eddy ahead, and Eddy uses a patch of grass as cover to quietly crawl up close while Jimmy rips the roundabout out of the ground in an attempt to find Ed, Kevin and Rolf.

"Grrrrr, where are they?..." he throws the roundabout aside. Then Rolf suddenly pops out of the ground in an attempt to uppercut Jimmy, but Jimmy smacks him away.

"NOW!!" Rolf signals Ed and Kevin, who lunge at Jimmy from each side but Jimmy easily sends them flying. But as they're sent flying, it's revealed that Ed and Kevin are holding each end of Rolf's sausage rope, which Rolf hid underground before attacking Jimmy. The momentum of Ed's and Kevin's knockbacks yank the sausage rope from underground and it wraps around Jimmy like a binding chain, restraining him much to his surprise! Rolf then calls to Eddy to "INJECT HIM!!"

Eddy briefly hesitates before rushing towards Jimmy with the Sprite Shroom syringe. He almost makes it but Jimmy breaks free, knocking back Ed and Kevin and he grabs Eddy, causing him to drop the syringe.

"NO!!!" Double-D, Sarah and Kyle scream, but Zoe remarks "Oooo, this is gettin intense!"

"YYYEEEOOOWWW!!!" Eddy screams in pain as Jimmy tightens his grip on him.

"LET HIM GO!!!" Kevin charges towards Jimmy, but Jimmy grabs his arm and starts twisting it! "OH STOP STOP STOP, OW OW OWWWWWW!!!"

"ROLF, HERE!!" Double-D throws the second syringe to Rolf. Rolf catches it and sneaks up on Jimmy, who throws Kevin through the lane's fence and against the dumpster, knocking him out.

"SLAHAAAARRRGH!!!" Rolf lunges at Jimmy with the syringe, but Jimmy uses Eddy as a shield, and Rolf ends up injecting the Sprite Shroom extract into Eddy's nose!! Eddy squeals "Ouch!..."

"NOOOO, DAMMIT!!!" Double-D screams, then covers his mouth after realizing what he said! Jimmy grabs Rolf's face, lifts him up, throws Eddy at Ed, then...

"HYAH!!" Jimmy slams the struggling Rolf into the ground, knocking him out.

"WHY YOU-" Ed furiously attacks Jimmy, only to be sent skidding along the ground and through the seesaw.

"No this can't be happening..." Sarah panics as Jimmy approaches Ed. She's about to go in but Kyle, Zoe and Double-D stop her. Jimmy is closing in on Ed, who sees the Sprite Shroom syringe that Eddy dropped earlier. He crawls towards it...

"Jimmy got you now!" Jimmy grabs Ed and lifts him to eye level. "Any last words?"

"You've... been... a BAD BOY!!!" Ed reveals the syringe in his hand, using his remaining strength to stab it into Jimmy's arm and inject the Sprite Shroom enzymes into him, neutralizing the Titan Cap enzymes inside him!!

"WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!" Jimmy's scream returns to its original high pitch as he drops Ed and shrinks back down to normal!!

"YEAH, ALRIGHT!!!" Double-D, Sarah, Zoe and Kyle cheer. Jimmy and Ed succumb to sheer fatigue, but Sarah and Double-D catch them as they fall. Kyle helps Kevin up, while the pigs lick Rolf to wake him up:

"ROLF DOESN'T WISH TO TASTE YOUR SWINE SLOBBER!" Rolf wipes off the pigs' slobber and he gets up. "Is it over?"

"Indeed, Rolf!" Double-D happily answers as he and Sarah respectively help Ed and Jimmy walk.

"W-What happened?..." Jimmy asks.

"Double-D said you took too much of this wierd mushroom juice and you went crazy." Sarah answers. "Now let's get ya home so you can take a bath and rest."

Sarah, Kyle and Double-D help Jimmy, Kevin and Ed back to their houses, followed by Rolf and his pigs. Meanwhile, Zoe holds a now-shrunken Eddy in her hands!

"You're so tiny, Eddy! Awww, you're like a wee little plush toy!!" Zoe cuddles Eddy.

"Great, as if I wasn't small enough already." Eddy sarcastically grumbles. "It's just like season three, except now it's my WHOLE BODY!!"

"EEEEEEEEEE, I'm so takin you home!" Zoe takes Eddy away: "We're gonna have a most WICKED time together!!"

"NO, LEMME GO!! LEMME GO LEMME GO!! AAAAAHHH!!" Eddy tries escaping Zoe's grasp as she takes him to her house.

The End!!!


Trivia: Kevin's motorcycle Kathleen is named after none other than his own voice actor, Kathleen Barr (who also voices Marie). And the Season 3 episode Eddy referred to was "X Marks the Ed."

Stay tuned for next week's episode, as the Kankers' background and Plank's origin will be revealed!!!