My family and I have moved into our new house last Sunday and just re-connected our internet yesterday, so that's why I was late posting this. But episode 11 is here, so enjoy and review please!


Episode #11: Green Around the Eds


The Eds are partying with several others at a friend's house, and most are already either tipsy or totally trashed. Ed is recording stuff on his camcorder.

"Say somethin for the camera, Double-D!" Ed tells Double-D, who's eating a peach at the kitchen table. He's wearing a green shirt and blue shorts.

"..... Well..... To be perfectly honest, I was having fun." Double-D says. "But now pretty much everyone is intoxicated and I'm trying to avoid that after what happened at my house. In fact, I would like to leave now but Eddy won't let me."

"Yo boys, the girls are gettin it!" Eddy calls from the living room. Ed goes while Double-D stays in the kitchen, and others are too drunk to care. In the living room, we see several girls drunkenly dancing around to the music. An amorous Steve and Christine (both from "Ed Stroke") are making out on the sofa. Then we see Eddy, Kevin, and Paul sitting on chairs, wearing tanktops. They watch Nazz, Jenna, and the girls dancing. Nazz is wearing a pink belly shirt, blue jeans, and the same sneakers. Jenna wears the same, but her belly shirt is yellow and she's barefoot. The third girl wears a tanktop and jeans, and she advances towards Paul to give him a lapdance.

"This is what I'm talkin bout!" Paul exclaims.

"WHOO, get it girls!" Eddy cheers on Nazz and Jenna as they roll their hips. Nazz dances towards Eddy and sits on him. He asks "Well, you gonna... give me a lapdance or somethin?"

"Heeheehee!" Nazz drunkenly giggles, and instead starts kissing Eddy until they lean over and fall off the chair, after which they continue chuckling on the floor. When Ed turns his cam to Kevin, he isn't there.

"Huh?" Ed then hears Kevin and Jenna in the kitchen, and sees them drinking booze out of the refrigerator.

"See what I mean?" Double-D tells Ed, indicating Kevin and Jenna.

"You're... You're such a douche, man." Kevin drunkenly tells Double-D while trying to keep his balance. Then Jenna grabs his arm to help him stay up, but she keeps her grip:

"Eheehee!... Let's, let's go upstairs, baby!" Jenna takes Kevin towards the stairs.

"Wh-What are we gonna do?" Kevin asks Jenna. She simpers "Stuff!..."

Jenna takes Kevin upstairs while Eddy, Nazz, Paul and the others cuddle on the sofa and floor.

Later, Jenna rushes back downstairs. She is sober, her hair is messy, and she's still a bit uncoordinated from drinking: "Oh my God... Oh my God..."

Jenna stumbles, knocks over a few things, and hits a wall. She recovers and reaches for her socks and sneakers to put them on. Then she puts on her hoodie to leave, asking "Double-D, could you take me home? I'm still a bit woozy."

"Sure." Double-D goes to put on his sweater as Jenna puts her hood up to go outside.

"Take me home too, Double-D." Nazz puts on her hoodie. While she does so, Eddy takes Ed's cam and goes up to Jenna with it.

"So Jenn, what did you and Kev do upstairs?" he asks, causing her to blush. "Come on, tell us!"

"Nothin, now get that camera outta my face and mind your own damn business." Jenna pushes Eddy away.

"Ok girls, I'm ready." Double-D calls, and Nazz & Jenna leave.

"Eddy, could I have my camera back now?" Ed asks, but Eddy answers "Just gimme a quick minute!" and goes upstairs to the bedroom. The shirtless Kevin lays in bed, completely wasted, covered in kiss marks, and drunkenly mumbling stuff about Jenna! So Eddy starts recording...


We see Kevin asleep in his room. The sun rises, revealing Kevin's room to have various sports-themed stuff. Then his alarm clock rings. Kevin wakes up, wearing his T-shirt and boxers for bed. He half-consciously turns his alarm clock off, gets up out of his bed, and fixes the sheets. He opens his closet and dresses into his usual clothes. He then puts his hat on and slides downstairs to his kitchen. He eats breakfast with his father, who resembles him but is huskier, and has combed reddish-brown hair and a cleft-chin. He wears a white shirt, blue jeans, and black shoes.

After breakfast, Kevin brushes his teeth and compliments himself in the mirror: "Yeah Kev, you are sexy as hell!"

"Kevin, stop fooling around. I gotta get ready for work." his dad tells him from outside the bathroom door.

"Oh, alright. Geez..." Kevin leaves the bathroom. "It's all yours, Dad."

Kevin grabs his school stuff and messily shoves it into his backpack. Then he goes to the bus stop, and his friends start giggling upon seeing him!

"What's so funny?" Kevin asks, but his friends only continue giggling, and Eddy suppresses a full-blown laugh. While riding the bus to school, Kevin notices more people giggling and mumbling his name while Jenna hides herself from Kevin...


In the school hallways, people giggle and gossip about Kevin who's going through his locker. By now, he's really agitated by everyone laughing and talking about him.

"Ok, what's up with you guys talkin about me?" he asks his peers. "What did I do?"

Rolf chants: "Kevin boy and Jenn girl, up until three!"

"F-U-C-K-I-N-G!!" Paul finishes, and everyone laughs. Meanwhile, Jenna hides herself in the girls' bathroom, blushing in embarassment while Nazz comforts her.

"Huh? What the hell are you guys talkin about?" Kevin asks in confusion.

"You said you wanted to fuck Baby Bonita, dawg!" Paul answers while Ed bursts into laughter on the floor! Kevin glares at him, and grabs his ear.

"Did you record somethin, douche?" Kevin asks in a demanding tone.

"No, hahahaha! I didn't record anything, honest!" Ed laughingly answers. "But Eddy did!"

Ed takes his camcorder out from his backpack to show Kevin what Eddy recorded:

Video Recording: Eddy is recording the intoxicated and kiss-covered Kevin, who rants about Jenna!

"Jenn..... Ohhh, Jenn..." Kevin drunkenly mumbles: "Oh my God, Jenn... That was sooooo awesome!... You... are... soooooooo sexy!... Oh God, you are sexy as fuck, Jenn! And you're such a naughty, naaaaaauuughty girl!... You make me wanna... wanna... Ohhh, I just wanna fuck you, babe!..."

"Geeheeheehee!..." Eddy giggles. "This is gold! Go on, Kev, babble on!"

Kevin slowly turns to Eddy: "... Who are you?"

"Uhhh... This is your conscience speaking." Eddy makes up an answer. "How was Jenn?"

"... She kicked aaasssss!" Kevin answers and mumbles on about Jenna: "Everythin about her just... just screams sexy!... Her silky smooth hair is perrrrrfect, man!... Her... Her face is just beeeeeaaauuutiful, ohhhh my God man! And the whole time she looked at me with her hazel eyes, kissin me, callin me her baby boy, ehehehe, and her accent made it even more sexy!... And her body... Ahhhhh, I wanna tear her apart!... Her soft caramel-brown skin... and her boobs, man! Her boobs are perfect!... I-I grabbed them and I was like 'Ohhhhhhhh my fuckin God, this is sooooooo fuckin awwwesome!' Then I looked at her bellybutton ring, and... and that just turned me on even more! Then.... there was that sweeeeeet ass of hers! Soooo happy I got to grab that ass!..... Goddamn, I wanted to ram her in the ass so hard, but then she... she just... just got up and left for... God knows why... No goodbye or nothin. It sucked... But I can't be mad at Jenn. She's just sooo fuckin hot, man! I wanna fuck her, man! Just wanna fuck her, fuck her, f-f-f-"

Kevin suddenly pukes onto the floor. End Video

Kevin just stares with a WTF expression on his face, then Ed says "Eddy posted it all over the web!"

Everyone laughs while Kevin angrily goes to Eddy, who closed his locker.

"Some friend YOU are, Eddy!" Kevin snaps.

"Oh! You found out, Kev?" Eddy holds in a chuckle. Kevin grabs him by the shirt.

"WHY THE HELL DID YOU RECORD ME DRUNK?!" Kevin asks. "BECAUSE OF YOU, I'M A LAUGHINGSTOCK!!"

"Laughingstock? You say that like you never pulled shit on me." Eddy retaliates.

"I know, BUT NEVER ONLINE!!" Kevin yells.

"What's wrong with a little Youtube lulz?" Eddy asks. "It'll all pass in a week!"

"Lulz? That's your reason?" Kevin asks in disgust, then the bell rings. "I'll show you lulz. You better watch your back."

Kevin goes to class and Eddy does the same, uttering "Heh, I wonder what he has in store!"


During lunch, the boys are eating together when Double-D comes and says "Ed, Eddy! Will you two come with me for a moment?"

Ed and Eddy go with Double-D. With them gone, Kevin squeezes toothpaste into Eddy's pasta and mixes it in. But unknown to him, Eddy saw this this through the corner of his eye.

"Kevin, come here! Jenn wants to talk to you!" Nazz calls Kevin over to her and Jenna's table. While Kevin goes, the Eds return to their table and Eddy switches his and Kevin's pasta! Meanwhile, Jenna sends Kevin flying back to his table, and he now has a bright red slap mark on his face.

"THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CAME ONTO ME!" Kevin yells at Jenna before returning to his meal. He takes a bite.... and spits it up on the floor while the other boys laugh! Ed dips his finger into Kevin's pasta to taste it: ".... Minty!"


In Algebra class, the teacher briefly leaves the room. Eddy is asleep from boredom, so Kevin takes the oppurtunity to draw the teacher on the blackboard and writes a name for it: "Douchey McAsshole, by Eddy McGee." Then he returns to his chair, turning his hat over his eyes as he relaxes. Seeing this, Eddy whispers into Ed's ear...

Later, when the teacher returns... "DETENTION FOR YOU, KEVIN!!" the teacher yells at Kevin, waking him from his relaxation. He shows Kevin the drawing, but it the writing was changed to "Douchey McAsshole, by Kevin Dorn." Kevin angrily snaps his fingers as he was foiled again, and looks at Eddy and Ed who hi-five each other. Seeing the chalk in Ed's hand, Kevin realizes that Eddy used Ed to change the writing on the blackboard to resemble Kevin's (like he did with the sticky notes in "Momma's Little Ed").


Kevin is facepalming in frustration as he walks down the hallway between classes. Then he sees Eddy standing by a vending machine, his back facing Kevin. Seeing this as another chance for revenge, Kevin crawls up behind Eddy.

"GOTCHA!" Kevin pulls down Eddy's pants, only to see a face sticking its tongue at Kevin, making him jump up. Then Eddy's head turns around 180 degrees, revealing that it's a fake with the words "LOOK" and "DOWN" in its eyes. Kevin looks down...

... And discovers that he's been pantsed by Eddy!

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" everyone laughs at Kevin, especially Eddy! Even Principal Antonucci, who's watching from the camera room, can't hold a chuckle. But then he snaps himself out of it: "Agh, I gotta get over there and give Eddy detention."

Everyone is still laughing at Kevin, except Double-D, Nazz and Jenna who are disgusted.

"WAHAHAHA, WHAT A SAP!!" Eddy laughs so hard that he sheds tears, while Kevin reddens with anger! But before he can do anything, Jenna grabs Eddy by his hairs.

"FUCKTARD!!" Jenna spins Eddy around, throws him off-screen down the hallway, and we hear him crash.

"Gee, thanks Jenn!" Kevin thanks as he pulls his pants up. Jenna replies "No problem! Nobody pantses my Kev-agh... No, what I meant to say was that not even an immature jerk like you deserves that kind of crap from Eddy."

Jenna walks off, then Nazz talks into Kevin's ear: "But Kevin, you should stop tryin to get even with Eddy for everytime he pranked you. Otherwise, this is gonna keep goin on."

Upon hearing this, Kevin makes a tiny but devilish smirk... "No, I got somethin better than even!..."


After school, Eddy and Kevin are in detention with a few others, including Paul who's reading a porn magazine (he got detention presumably due to his pervy nature).

"Hey Eddy." Kevin calls.

"Yeah, Kev?" Eddy turns to Kevin.

"I just wanted to say you got the best of me today. You beat me!" Kevin says. "So I'll get ya some donuts and we'll call a truce! What do you say?"

"Donuts, hmm?..." Eddy thinks about it... "Make sure they're from Dan's Donuts, and we got a deal!"

"Of course!" Kevin promises. Then the detention teacher comes in, and Paul hides his magazine as the teacher hands down the boys' detention work. They start working.

To be Continued...


Trivia: Dan's Donuts is named after Dan Sioui, one of the show's producers.

The next chapter may also be late, because of my sister's sweet sixteen. But anyways, review and I'll see ya later!