To those who were displeased by how I stole that Family Guy joke for my previous chapter, I sincerely apologize for that. It was lack of creativity on my part. I'll try not to do it again, and any parts I do borrow will be tweaked so that it's more of a parody or spoof than a stolen scene or joke.

And on another note, I'm starting community college tomorrow with a major in digital arts & animation. So from now on, I'll be taking special care to publish new chapters like this one on time.


Episode #14: From Ed to Eternity


It's a snowy day in Peach Creek, and the sidewalks and yards are already under six inches of snow! Kyle is on his front lawn, making an ice sculpture of a surfer riding a wave.

"Gnarly sculptin, Kyle!" Kyle comments to himself upon completing his ice sculpture. Nearby, Zoe is burrowing through the snow like a mole while play-chasing her dog Sparky. She surfaces:

"I'm gonna getcha, Sparky!" Zoe leaps at Sparky, who dodges and burrows down through the snow to escape. Zoe chuckles excitedly and tunnels after Sparky to continue the chase, passing Double-D's house as she does so. Inside, Double-D turns on the light to his garage laboratory and walks in, wearing gloves and safety goggles. He grabs some tools to work on his latest invention: an upgraded version of the Hydroelectric Snowspeeder from "EEnE's Holly Jolly Holiday." However, it isn't complete yet. After wrenching and screwing a few internal parts into place, Double-D uses his phone to call Eddy. But Eddy doesn't answer, so Double-D leaves a message:

"Eddy, Double-D here. I'm leaving this message as a reminder that you promised to assist me with assembling the final version of my Hydroelectric Snowspeeder today. You're an hour late, and so I'd appreciate it all the more if you hurry up with whatever you're doing and come here as soon as possible. Bye!"


Eddy is with Kevin and Paul inside a sauna built in Kevin's backyard during the timeskip. They are wearing thongs, and Kevin has a stopwatch:

"How much longer, Kev?" Eddy asks.

"Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, NOW!" Kevin shouts, and the three run dash out of the hot sauna and into the snow!

"HAHAHAHA, IT FEELS SO GOOD, MAN!" Kevin exclaims, strutting through the snow in his thong.

"WHOOO!!" Eddy whoops, doing the same along with Paul. They go out into the middle of the cul-de-sac, where Jimmy sees them while building snowmen:

"MY EYES! THEY'VE BEEN SCARRED!!" Jimmy covers his eyes and runs into his house. Next, Sarah sees Eddy, Kevin and Paul from her living room window:

"Ugh, gross..." Sarah lowers the blinds over the window so she, Ed and their parents don't see Eddy, Kevin and Paul strutting around in their thongs, then she resumes watching TV. Ed, meanwhile, is excitedly running around the house. He's so excited that he runs right up the kitchen wall and across the ceiling!

"Happy day, HAPPY DAY!!" Ed bounces around the living room, eventually bouncing on the sofa Sarah is sitting on, catapulting her up and causing her to hit her head on the cieling. Ed also bounces up and does the same (cracking the ceiling in the process) before falling and landing on Sarah.

"I'm so excited, Sarah!" Ed exclaims.

"GET OFF ME!" Sarah kicks Ed off of her and gets up. "And what are you so excited about?"

"The newest issue of Ravenous Rex came out!" Ed answers. "It's a limited edition that's only available in stores today. So make haste I must, as the store closes at two, and the early bird catches the...... worm!"

The time now being noon, Ed zips up and puts on his striped winter hat and gloves. Just as he reaches for the front door, his mom Angela puts a shovel in his way and he grabs it instead:

"Edwin, with your father being sick today, could you be a good boy and shovel the snow in his stead?" Angela asks. "And wipe the snow off the car while you're at it."

"Uh ok, sure!" Ed goes outside to shovel the thick snow. But instead of shoveling, Ed discards it and uses his own faster method: using his mouth to plow through the snow on the lawn path, sidewalk, and driveway (much like he did while eating the jujube trail in "If It Smells Like an Ed"). Then he sucks the snow off the family car, and swallows all the snow he took in with one cartoonishly big gulp. But as he returns to the house, he slips on the lawn path. Getting up, he sees that there's ice under all the snow he ate.

"Oh, forgot about the ice. Here ya go, son!" Angela tosses Ed an ice breaker. Ed then starts breaking the ice all around his house, and comes back in when he's done. Inside, he sees that fifteen minutes passed, so he gets going towards the comic book store. While walking down the cul-de-sac, Eddy comes up to him!

"Yo Monobrow, wanna feel invincible?" Eddy offers a thong to Ed: "Just put this on and go warm up in Kevo's sauna, then strut your stuff with us!"

"YEAH, HELP US SPICE UP THIS COLD WINTA WONDERLAND!!" Paul calls from atop one of the lane's fences, posing on it. He is clearly visible from Zoe's backyard, where Zoe's parents Thomas and Laurie see him from their bedroom window (which is facing their backyard)!

"AAAAAAAHHHH!!!" Laurie faints at the sight of the near-naked Paul, while Thomas remarks "Now that's what I call wicked youth! ROCK ON, PAUL!!"

"YOU KNOW IT, MAN!!" Paul replies, and Eddy & Kevin woot. Eddy looks to Ed: "See what I mean?! Join us!"

"Maybe later, guys. I got a comic to buy!" Ed continues on, and Eddy mutters "...... Party-pooper."

Ed is going by Double-D's house when Double-D opens the door and calls to Ed: "Ed! Ed, will you help me out please?"

"Sure! What's it this time?" Ed asks, going to Double-D.

"Eddy was supposed to be helping me construct my new Hydroelectric Snowspeeder, but it seems he broke the promise with this Indian summer act of his." Double-D explains, pointing at Eddy who's having a thong-posing contest with Kevin. "But I know I can always count on you, Ed, so will you help me out instead?"

"Um, will it take long?" Ed asks.

"Not if we move quickly!" Double-D takes Ed to his laboratory, where Ed starts helping Double-D with the Snowspeeder's skin and heavy inner workings.


Some time later, the Snowspeeder is finally completed. It resembles a sleek four-person bumper car with a blue-&-white paintjob in a flame pattern. It also has a larger sucker in the front to take in more snow for its hydro-powered engine.

"Isn't it marvellous, Ed?!" Double-D asks. "And it only took an hour and ten minutes!"

"An hour and WHAT?!!" Ed asks in alarm, looking at Double-D's lab clock. The time reads 1:25 PM, and Ed stresses "I gotta get to the comics store now and buy the new Ravenous Rex issue before-"

Ed is interrupted when he feels a huge urge to pee. He holds it in: "Oh man, I really gotta go! BATHROOM, BATHROOM!!" Ed tries running to Double-D's bathroom, but he can't hold in his pee long enough: "I'm not gonna make it!"

Instead, Ed jumps outside and lets out a very long urination onto Double-D's lawn! His pee melts words into the snow: "I WAS REALLY STUPID TO EAT ALL THAT SNOW EARLIER," indicating that his pee was due to all the snow he ate back at his house. Double-D sees this:

"HOLY CHRIST, ED!!" Double-D recoils at the sight of Ed's pee on his lawn: "That's what shovels were made for!"

"How long did I pee?" Ed asks.

"About five minutes." Double-D answers while regaining his composure.

"GAH, only half an hour! I'll never get to the comics store on time by foot." Ed panics. "Double-D, could I use the snowspeeder?"

"Certainly, Ed!" Double-D answers, using a remote to open the garage door. "Just don't crash and wreck it like you did my prototype."

"Thanks a bunch, Double-D!" Ed thanks, hopping into the snowspeeder's driver seat and manuevers it down Double-D's driveway. But then...

"ED!" Sarah shouts from Ed's left. He looks, and sees Sarah coming with Jimmy while warding off Eddy, whom she angrily yells at: "YOU COME NEAR US IN THAT DISGUSTING THONG AGAIN AND I'LL... I'LL..."

Sarah calms herself with the breathing excercise taught by Kyle, then she continues to Ed with Jimmy. Ed asks "What is it, baby sister?"

"Jimmy, Zoe, Kyle and I are goin snowtubing with our other friends at Big Prune Hill, and Mom said you have to bring us over because walking on icy streets is dangerous."

"But Sarah." Ed complains: "Could you wait until I get the new-"

"BRING US NOW OR I'M TELLING MOM!" Sarah threatens.

"Ok ok, come along, ehehe! I'll drop you kids off, no prob!" Ed gives in to Sarah's threat, allowing her and Jimmy to take seats in the snowspeeder. Sarah sits shotgun while Jimmy takes a back seat.

"KAWABUNGA, WHOOHOO!" Kyle slides slides towards the snowspeeder on a snowtube while holding three more for Sarah, Jimmy and Zoe. He jumps off his tube and grabs it as he lands in the snowspeeder next to Jimmy, exclaiming: "I got the tubes, dudes! Hey, that rhymes!"

"HEY, MOST WICKED RIDE!" Zoe leaps out from burrowing under the snow, but is seemingly saddened that there's no seat for her: "Oh, there's nowhere for me to sit..... Heh, I'll do lapsies, then! Heeheehee!"

Zoe sits on Jimmy's lap, making him nervous while Kyle chuckles. Zoe then calls "SPARKY!!"

"He's comin, too?" Sarah asks Zoe about Sparky.

"Of course! Sparky LLLLOVES snowtubin!" Zoe answers as Sparky runs up and leaps into the snowspeeder, sitting on Sarah's lap and licking her face, much to her irritation.

"Ok, now that all four of you are on..." Ed steers the snowspeeder onto the street, goes around the corner of the cul-de-sac, and speeds off towards Big Prune Hill.

To be Continued...


Trivia: You know when Zoe's dad said "youth?" I actually based Zoe's dad off Might Guy from the Naruto series, and his appearance, cheerful attitude, and usage of the word "youth" are all references to Guy. The relationship between Zoe and her dad also parodies that of Rock Lee and Guy (respectively) from Naruto.

I guess you can also say that Kevin's sauna in this episode is somewhat of a throwback to "Rent-a-Ed," which also featured a sauna.

I named Big Prune Hill as such because prunes are dried-up plums. And since fruits are juicy and associated with bodies of water in the EEnE universe, I figured that dried-up fruits such as prunes would be associated with landforms such as hills. But just to clear things up, Big Prune Hill is just a hill, not another town if that's what you were thinking.

Also, I have Nazz and Jenna up on deviantArt (username MonkeyPhoenix325 if you don't already know), so if you're interested, check em out!