HERE IT IS!
Chapter 5
"Welcome to Hogwarts on Forks!" A large, giant man screamed. "I'm Hagrid and this is my friend, the Science Teacher!" A small, dorky man waved. The children scurried into the Grand Hall. One half of the hall had beautiful tables and elegant foods. The other side had simple blue tables and a sliding tray line full of, well, yuck. The leader of the whole school, Principal DID, smiled and welcomed everyone. He said that his name stands for "Dumbledore is Dead" which brought tears to the witches' and wizards' eyes. The vampires just shrugged. "Before our big banquet," said Principal DID. "We will have the house assignments. The four houses are as follows: Freshman Hufflepuffs. These will be our least experienced members, but still good at heart. Another, the Sophomore Slytherins, These people have a slight craftiness about them. A third, the Junior Ravenclaws. These people are very smart and skilled, but not quite top." He took a breath. "The fourth and final house is the Senior Grrifendors. They are the smartest, greatest people in the school." "ME!" Princess Weasly said pointing to himself. "You will be called up by this name sheet...Hey, why have the names been crossed out and replaced with nicknames?" Principal DID shrieked, eyes wide.
Journalia chuckled to herself. "Princess Weasly? Are you related to the family?" DID asked as PW approached the seat. The Sorting Fedora, a stylish version of the sorting hat, was placed on his head. "Hmm..." It said, twisting its black band that was its mouth. "I see you as a Junior Ravenclaw!" "What? But I am more brilliant than there is a word for!" He pleaded. "The hat has spoken!" Leader Meany, one of the house leaders, said as she tore the Fedora from his head.
"Vampire Boy?" As he approached the stage, a spotlight shined brightly on him. "NO!" Vampire Boy wailed as black dust erupted from his trench-coat. "An odd vampire, but a true one alas." Leader Meany observed as she smacked the Fedora on his head. "Junior Ravenclaw, no doubt about it." The Fedora said. The two boys, or whatever they are, clasped hands and jumped in a small circle.
"Um?" Um bounded up to the top of the stairs. "Senior Grifendor!" The hat spoke as it touched her head. "WHAT?" The two friends shrieked. Um smiled to herself as she stepped forward. Journalia was placed in Junior Ravenclaw, much to her dismay about being with the doofuses. Reddie Skippie was, as well. Sarcastica got into Sophomore Slytherins for her sarcastic-ness. Gaggles and Rock got into the Freshman house. Gaggles laughed hyperly as Rock moaned. Shorty got into the Juniors and Smiley advanced to Seniors. Many more followed.
"And now, the feast!" Principal DID yelled. Goblets filled with fine deserts and meats. The cafeteria line filled with salads and plastic-like sandwiches. "Thank Dumbledore we're witches." Journalia called to Um as she bit into a tenderly prepared chicken wing. The vampires grumbled as they took plastic sandwiches and salads. "This sucks." Vampire Boy moaned. Princess Weasly, being a squib, was forced to eat the yuck as well.
