NoBody Commander: This is the first chapter of this I wrote myself. Most of the time I just help Bonded with Flame.

Bonded With Flame: Shut up. You didn't help on chapter 2...

Drek: But he's helped on every other one...

Bonded With Flame: You've turned my OCs against me!

Drek: Right. Nyah! (Attacks Bonded with Flame)

Liri: (Walks in) Hey what did I miss? (looks) Ooh, a brawl! (jumps in)

NoBody Commander:...I'm so glad I don't have OCs


Random Organization Stories IV

The Shades of Black

"Hey guys," Demyx said walking into the Organization lounge room. "I got a really awesome idea." Axel groaned, partially because Roxas was kicking his butt in chess and partially because whenever Demyx had an idea something bad was going to happen.

"Demyx, if you try to make us do the Macarena one more time I am going to take that CD and feed it to Cerberus."

"No, my idea is better than the Macarena!" Demyx said excitedly.

"That leaves a whole lot left," Roxas said taking another of Axel's pieces.

"Soooooo, my idea is that we should start a band!" Demyx said. Axel looked up from the board.

"With whom?" he asked.

"You, Roxas, Zexion and me!" Demyx said. Roxas looked up as well.

"You can play the guitar and Axel has some experience with drums. What would Zexion and I do?" Roxas asked.

"Zexion can, sort of, play bass and you can sing!" Demyx told him. Axel laughed.

"ROXAS! SING! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Roxas looked away.

"Ummmmm, Axel I can sing…." He said quietly. Axel stopped laughing.

"Prove it," Roxas looked around to see if anyone else was around and then sang all of Nirvana's Smells like Teen Spirit. Axel was confused.

"I asked you to sing, not mumble random words," Axel said. Demyx however was thoughtful.

"You sound like…"

"Jesse McCartney?"

"Yeah,"

"Everyone says that."

"Roxas last song you were singing words, right not random stuff?" Axel asked.


MEANWHILE……

"AHHHHHHH! STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY SHOES!" Sora yelled from the Pit of One Million Fangirls.

"But we want it!" All the fangirls squealed. Sora was about to try to fight them all with the Keyblade when he saw a man wearing an Organization cloak.

"I'LL KILL YOU, ORGANIZATION XIII LOSER!" He yelled, running at the guy.

"Hey, Sora wait it's me, Riku," the man said. Sora stopped running.

"Riku?" he asked. Unfortunately for Riku, Sora said this loudly.

"OMG its Riku!" said 75 of the fangirls. They started mobbing Riku instead of Sora. "YAAAAAAAAAY! RIKU'S HERE!"

"Thanks Riku," Sora said. He ran away from the vast mass of fangirls. "I think I'll try that new snake summon I got…" He said to himself. He summoned and roughly five seconds later a cardboard box fell on him.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHERE DID SORA GO!" the Sora fangirls screamed.

"Oh, Solid Snake not snake" Sora said. "Time to go help Riku." He stealthily snuck over to where Riku was and shoved him under the cardboard box.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOW BOTH SORA AND RIKU ARE GONE! THIS PLACE SUCKS!" Screamed all of the fangirls in a single voice.

"Nice job, how do we get out?" Riku asked from inside the cardboard box.

"Last time I got out an Organization member named Lexaeus left the door open after coming in to feed the fangirls but the door isn't open this time…" Sora said. Riku pointed through the small hole in the box.

"There's a computer over there. Maybe…"

"We could go out through the computer world!" Sora exclaimed. "Great idea Riku!" They slowly moved the cardboard box over to the computer until Sora realized the cardboard box only lasted as long as his summon gauge, not very long at all. The cardboard box disappeared with a POOF! And Sora and Riku were out in the open. With one million fangirls chasing them.

"RUN!" Riku yelled. They ran really quickly over to the computer and Sora started hitting random buttons. Riku was skeptical. "That's how you get to the computer world?" he asked.

"It's working!" Sora yelled. Sora and Riku disappeared in a flash leaving behind a whole lot of angry fangirls.


MEANWHILE……

Saix was sitting around in the Death Star with Luxord, who was trying to convince him that he should play Poker with him.

"Come on Saix!" Luxord whined. "I haven't won a game since the DDR World…" Saix smiled.

"That's because no one is stupid enough to play with you since that world."

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! Saix glanced at the dashboard. "Xemnas is sending us a message."

"Hello Saix," said Xemnas. "Sora has escaped, with Riku and Kairi." Luxord laughed.

"How the heck did they get out?" he asked. Xemnas shifted from side to side.

"Uhhhhh….by entering the computer world with the computer the fangirls were using to write SoraxOC stories." Xemnas sighed. "Zexion is demoted for putting that computer there… But that's beside the point. I want you to find Sora and his friends."

"How?" Luxord asked. "There's like half a million worlds out there." Xemnas thought for a moment.

"Way I see it you could just fly around destroying random worlds," Xemnas said. Saix's eyes brightened.

"Really?" he asked. Xemnas nodded. "Luxord here is my list of worlds I want to des… I mean I think Sora is on." Luxord looked down the list.

"Monstro… Wonderland… Neverland…Pink Bunny Happy Land…?" Luxord stopped. "Why would Sora be on Pink Bunny Happy Land?" Saix hit him.

"It's called reverse psychology. NOW START THE DEATH STAR!"


MEANWHILE…

"Vexen are you even looking for the identity of A. Melvin, or are you just playing Pac-Man or something?" Larxene yelled at Vexen from outside his room. Vexen looked up from his computer causing Pac-Man to run into a ghost.

"!#$&" Vexen mumbled. Larxene heard him.

"FYI Xemnas is coming by and wants to know how you're doin'. Later!" Vexen hurriedly pulled up a Firefox browser and pretended he had been endlessly researching for weeks. Xemnas walked in.

"Soooo… How is the hunt for this A. Melvin man?" Xemnas said, while looking at Vexen's computer screen.

"Ummm…Good?" Vexen said. Xemnas frowned.

"So you think that A. Melvin is on Middle Earth?" Xemnas asked. Vexen looked at his screen. He had gone to Wikipedia and typed in the first thing that came to mind. Then Vexen got an amazing idea.

"Yeah, cause I realized that A. Melvin was an anagram for Evil Man, so I looked for evil people and apart from you the most evil person I could find was the Witch king," Vexen said. Xemnas smiled.

"Excellent. I will send Braxgix, Xaldin and Marluxia to Middle Earth immediately." Xemnas walked out of the room then he turned. "Also would you please send a message to Saix and Luxord telling them that I have located Sora, Riku and Kairi on the Spirit World?" Vexen frowned.

"Which one?" he asked.

"The one with the really big bath house," Xemnas said. "Also ask if they want backup."

"They aren't going to,"


MEANWHILE……

"DEMYX! JUST CAUSE SMOKE ON THE WATER HAS THE WORD WATER IN IT DOESN"T MEAN THAT WE HAVE TO CALL OUR BAND, BELIEVERS OF DEEP PURPLE!" Axel screeched at Demyx. Demyx barely shrugged.

"Any band that has a song called Smoke on the Water deserves to be idolized," Demyx said. All of the band was together, Roxas was scribbling lyrics, Zexion was learning bass and Axel and Demyx were arguing. "Besides, what would you call the band?" Axel replied without thinking.

"The Heartless Nobodies or Shades of Black," Roxas looked up.

"I like Shades of Black," Roxas said. Zexion looked up as well.

"Shades of Black is a cool name," Zexion said. Demyx looked defeated.

"Black doesn't even have shades!" He protested. Axel smiled.

"Majority rules Demyx," Axel said tauntingly. "But if you want you can write our first original song." Demyx pointed at Roxas.

"Then what's he doing?" Roxas looked up.

"Uhhhh well I wrote a parody to a song…" Axel grabbed it and read out loud.

"Lazy, a parody by Roxas, Original song by Gnarls Barkley…" Axel skimmed down the page. "Roxas, sing this part." Roxas grabbed the paper.

"I think you're laaaaaaaazy! I think you're laaaaaazy! I think you're laaaaazy! Why…" Roxas was cut of because the paper had suddenly turned to water.

"Roxas, we are singing real music. Not parodies." Demyx said. Roxas nodded. Demyx smiled. "So Axel... I get to make the first original song?" Axel nodded glumly.

"I guess…" Demyx materialized his guitar. "Let start practice with…"

"If you say Smoke on the Water I will delete you from the Organization database," Zexion threatened. "And I'll delete your file on Sonic Heroes." Demyx quickly changed his mind.

"Uhhhh we're singing…Free Bird,"

"Yeah pick the song with the world's longest guitar solo," Axel mumbled to Roxas while walking to his drums.


AT A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WORLD…

"This place is awesome Saix! There's like free food and weird black shadow things," Saix looked over at Luxord who was busy stuffing his face.

"I'm pretty sure that the food turns you into a pig…" Saix said slowly. Luxord turned around to face Saix.

"Really?" Luxord said turning the food around. Saix nodded. "WHO CARES!" Luxord yelled. Saix grabbed Luxord and led him away. Luxord struggled but then stopped. "Hey look, Sora and his friends are over there."

"So it would seem," said Saix dropping Luxord. Luxord jumped to his feet.

"Let's ambush them!" Luxord said excitedly. They ran over to Sora, Riku and Kairi, who had taken them moment to argue whose Keyblade was the coolest. Luxord looked to Saix.

"Smith," Saix said. Luxord nodded. They both slipped on shades and jumped out of the shadows.

"Mr. Sora. Surprised to see us?" Luxord said.

"AHHHHHHHH!" Sora yelled. "It's the Agents! I knew the world was a Matrix!"

"Sora you idiot, it's some Organization losers," Riku said. Sora calmed down.

"I knew that," he said. Sora and Riku then knocked out Luxord.

"Ha!" Riku said triumphantly. "You're all alone now!"

"True," Saix said. "But I possess a weapon mightier than Keyblade."

"What? Something stupid like your heart or your soul or something like that," Kairi said. Saix smiled.

"Wrong, I have……the Keeblerblade!" Saix pulled out a flowery, shiny, pink blade with an engraving of Ernie Keebler on it.

"That is a disgrace to all of swordery!" Sora yelled.

"That's not a word…" Riku said, averting his eyes from the Keeblerblade's pinkness.

"Quick! Let's escape!" Kairi yelled. Sora nodded.

"Right! Smoke bomb!" Sora yelled throwing a small bomb on the ground. After thirty seconds the smoke cleared and Saix saw they were still standing there.

"You idiots! When you throw the bomb you're supposed to run away!" Saix yelled at them.

"Oh, that would make sense," Sora said. "Oh well. TRINITY LIMIT!" After several minutes of flying Keyblades, pretty lights, and utter pwnage, Saix was out cold.


LATER…

Luxord woke up to see a really big face staring at him. He lazily got up and noticed that Saix was staring at him. He looked around and saw he was in something that would resemble an oriental office.

"Who the heck are you?" he asked the lady with the really big head. "And why have I just realized that this entire world is anime style?"

"I'LL ASK THE QUESTIONS!" the lady said. "My name is Yubaba, and you are an outsider who was found unconscious near my bathhouse." Luxord realized what world he was in now.

"Yes, I am so sorry. But we can make it up." Luxord said. Saix looked over at him and debated between shutting him up, or seeing if he actually knew what he was talking about.

"Really? How can you help me?" Yubaba said. Luxord confidently smiled at her.

"We can help you kill the Great Forest Spirit."

"WHAT!" Yubaba yelled at him. Saix grabbed Luxord.

"Excuse me a minute," Saix said pulling Luxord out of the room. "You idiot," he said to Luxord.

"What? Was she on the forest's side or something?"

SMACK!

"OW! That hurt, Saix!"

"It better have…" Saix calmed himself down. "Luxord, we are not in the world of Princess Mononoke." Luxord looked confused.

"But everything is all anime and everyone has really hard to pronounce names…"

SMACK!

"I hate you Saix."

"Think a different movie by Hayao Miyazaki…" Saix said impatiently. Luxord thought for a moment.

"Dunno."

"You idiot! We're in a giant bath house! The chief owner is an old lady named Yubaba! The heroine of the movie's name is Chihiro! Where do you think we are?" Luxord thought for a moment.

"Kiki's Delivery Service?"

SLAPPAGE!

"I'll ask again. Where are we?"

"I'm not answering if you're gonna hit me again," Luxord whined. Saix smiled.

"We're in the Spirit World of Spirited Away," Saix explained. "What you should have asked Yubaba was that you wanted a job." Luxord looked at him.

"It's that simple?" Luxord said. Saix nodded. They walked back in. Yubaba was waiting for them.

"I apologize for my friend's behavior. At times he says rather random things," Saix told Yubaba. Luxord caught on.

"I like to eat kittens," Luxord babbled. Saix hit him.

"See what we meant to ask was, we would like a job," Saix said. Yubaba thought for a moment.

"What kind of job?" She asked.

"Guarding the bath house from Heartless."

"Done."


MEANWHILE…

"Middle-Earth is boring," Marluxia complained. "The only village we raided had barely any money or people." Marluxia, Xaldin and Braxgix were looking around Middle Earth for signs of the Witch king.

"Dude, just chill," Braxgix said. "Maybe it'll pick up later." Marluxia was not convinced.

"Come on! We all know that A. Melvin isn't here," he whined. Xaldin turned to Marluxia.

"You want to be the one to tell Xemnas that?" Marluxia instantly shut up. They continued walking to Minas Morgul.

"Dude, walking, like sucks," Braxgix said.

"Well what do you propose we do?" Xaldin said.

"I dunno, steal those people's horses?" Braxgix said pointing to a group of three riders. Marluxia looked over at them.

"It looks like a midget, a pretty boy elf, a pretty boy human and some old man. We can take them!"


LATER…

"OK, I really didn't expect that they would have weapons. Or Holy-9 and Ultima-13 for that matter," Braxgix said, while waiting for Marluxia's magical healing herbs to heal him.

"Next time we scope our enemies more carefully," Xaldin said. Marluxia looked over at an army marching towards them.

"How about an army of about one hundred grunts?" Marluxia suggested. Xaldin looked up.

"Bingo,"


ONE SLAUGHTER LATER…

"That was easy," Marluxia said. They were riding to Minas Morgul on a horse.

"Yeah," Braxgix said. "But if that was so easy then why weren't we able to kill all of those fangirls last chapter?" Marluxia and Xaldin stopped. "What?"

"You just broke the fourth wall!" Marluxia said horrified. "Quick! Make another one!" Braxgix snapped his fingers.

"I made a nuclear one, happy?" Braxgix said. Xaldin nodded uncertainly.

"I get the feeling that something changed…" Xaldin said. "Something horrible, like a plot feature."


ONE RIDE TO MINAS MORGUL LATER…

"Yay! We made it though all of Minas Morgul with out losing a life!" Marluxia said. Xaldin snorted.

"What did you expect?" he asked. Braxgix looked at the really big door that was between them and the Witch king.

"Hey we should probably heal and save before we go through this…" Braxgix said. Xaldin nodded. They each walked into the light in turn.

"Ready?" Xaldin asked. Everyone nodded. They walked through the door.

"I have been waiting for you, Organization members," the Witch king said.

"We're here to destroy you." Xaldin said. The Witch king shoke his head.

"I'm afraid that's impossible…" he said. Braxgix smiled.

"I bet behind that cool helmet and weird cloak your some skinny loser twerp!" Braxgix taunted. The Witch king turned to Braxgix.

"Fine, I'll take my helmet off," he lifted his helmet and threw of his robe to reveal…

To be continued...


KICK!

"OW!" I yelled. My brother Bonded with Flame had just kicked me.

"Don't end it there!" he yelled.

"Why not?"

KICK!

"Because I said so!" he said.

"Alright, alright, I'll think of something…"


It was Richard Simmons…

"NOO! IT CAN'T BE!" Marluxia yelled.

"Yes Marluxia, it's me… NOW LET'S DO SOME JUMPING JACKS!" Richard Simmons said. "One two three four one two three four…" Marluxia twitched.

"Can't…help…but…jump…" he said. Xaldin noticed his struggle.

"No! Marluxia don't join his side! Ignore his offerings of fitness programs!" Xaldin yelled. Richard Simmons noticed him.

"You too Xaldin! Let's get that fat of your body! Eighty pushups right now!" Xaldin stiffened.

"NEVER!" Xaldin yelled. He then did something very unexpected and jumped out the window. Braxgix stared and watched him fly away.

"COWARD!" Braxgix yelled. Richard Simmons turned to Braxgix.

"Come on Braxgix! Join me, and together we will destroy your body fat!" he said. Braxgix pulled out his rapier.

"I'd rather die!"

"That can be arranged," Marluxia said. Braxgix stared at him.

"You traitorous dude," Braxgix said. "I'm gonna PWNINATE you right here and now." Richard Simmons snapped his fingers and a steel cage fell on Braxgix.

"Shoulda pressed K and right," Marluxia smugly told Braxgix. Marluxia then went back to his fitness program. Roughly ten hours later there was a crash as the steel cage disappeared into thin air and the other window broke. There in the empty space was Xaldin, only he had ten spears.

"It's show time Richard Simmons!"


NoBody Commander: Like the ending now?

Bonded With Flame: It's cruel but ok...You are aware we're going to be flamed for a cliffhanger.

NoBody Commander: Big deal...


Disclaimer: We don't own Kingdom Hearts, the Macarena, Final Fantasy, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Anything to do with Richard Simmons, Anything to do with Jesse McCartney, Anything to do with Nirvana, Gnarls Barkley, Deep Purple, or Lynyrd Skynyrd, Metal Gear Solid, DDR, Pacman, Firefox, The Matrix, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Kiki's Delivery Service, or Keebler.

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