Bonded with Flame: My bro left you at a cliffhanger didn't he? Here.


Xaldin started to mug Richard Simmons.

"YAA!" Marluxia stopped him.

"I am afraid I can't let you do that."

Braxgix restrained him. Surprisingly some of Marluxia's roses helped.

"You've turned my flowers against me!"

"You have done that yourself."

"You will not take them from me!"

"Your craziness and your lust for jumping jacks have already done that. You have allowed this fitness dude to twist your mind, until now, until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy."

"Don't lecture me, Braxgix. I see through the lies of the Organization XIII. I do not fear the Jumping Jacks as you do. I have brought fitness, muscles, and stamina to my new body!"

"YOUR new body?" Xaldin cut in, taking a break from trying to kill Richard Simmons. "You have had that one since the beginning."

"Don't make me kill you."

"Marluxia, my allegiance is to Organization XIII, to Dictatorship!"

"If you're not doing jumping jacks with me, then you're my enemy!

"Only you deal in absolutes. I will do what I must."

"That's not freakin' funny! Die!"

They made a mad dash for each other. Braxgix attempted to get Marluxia unarmed, but Marluxia just whaled on him. However Braxgix had blocked.

"How does that thing block my weapon?"

"Video game princible 201." Braxgix said. "How do you think the Soul Eater holds up against Lexaeaus's axe?"

"Don't care. HA!"

Braxgix held up a card with a portrait of him, and a zero in the lower right corner.

"HA! Zero card!"

"Owww…"

"Pin." Braxgix said. "1 of 3, come on now."

However, Marluxia did not abide by these rules. He cut off Braxgix's blade.

"HA!"

"Nuclear Blade, dude."

"$#."

They started dueling again but, this time the rapier was more light saber like. It was blue. Braxgix jumped over him. "That's the power of the Organization."

Marluxia slashed him. "That's the power of fitness. Huh! 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2…"

"Just shut up!" Xaldin used 2 spears to pin him.

Braxgix put up his hands in victory "2 of 3. I won! #15 beat #11! Will I get promoted?"

Richard Simmons ran away.

Marluxia sat up. "Huh… It was weird. I had a close-up dream that was like a scattered present. A scattered present that was like a close-up dream. I wanna poke something…" Marluxia said, "Screw this philosophizing sucks."

"What the &# did he say?" Braxgix said. "That's the weirdest thing I've heard him say."

Xaldin said calmly, "Believe me. It is not the weirdest scenario he's had. Or weirdest thing he's said."


FLASHBACK WARS: THE PHANTOM FLASHBACK!

Everybody was off on a mission, Marluxia and Xigbar where the only ones there.

"Hey Xigbar, hey Xigbar, hey Xigbar, hey Xigbar, hey Xig-" Marluxia repeated.

"What. And yes you can do whatever." Xigbar said, he was reading the Nobody News. "But nothing to my room. Got it?"

"Don't worry."

Marluxia went to Axel's room. "Yay Flowerize!" It was a Radiant Garden.


LATER…

Axel walked back from his mission. "Ugh… that took forever." He walked in. they had raided Lounge Chair Land. Xemnas had blown up his last ones. They had got about a million. "AAH! MARLUXIA! GET THE #! OVER HERE, YOU $ $#!" Axel paused. "1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10." He was in control again. Though he still would beat Marluxia to a pulp.

"Do you like it?"

"I don't. Now undo it or I'm gonna burn the room." Axel said.

Marluxia looked hurt. "But it's so pretty…"

Axel burned the place, Marluxia and all.

"Medic…" Marluxia moaned.

"NO WAY." Axel said. He set the place on fire. "There we go. Where to put these lounge chairs…"

END FLASHBACK!


FLASHBACK WARS: THE ATTACK OF THE FLASHBACK!

"I like you Larxene." Marluxia said.

END FLASHBACK!


"That really is weird." Braxgix said.

"Tell me about it." Xaldin replied.

"Hey it was Halloween! You're supposed to scare people!" Marluxia protested.

"That's still weird." Braxgix said.

They went to The World That Never Was.


IN THE COMPUTER ROOM OF SARCASTIC CHAT BOARDS…

"Score. Straight A's." Roxas said.

"Hey. What's up?" Axel asked.

"Oh. Hey man. It's a SeeD online academy. I have straight A's."

"What classes?"

"Literature, Psychology, Swordplay, Magic, Forging, Burning Stuff and Math."

"Burning Stuff?"

"SeeD is a strictly mercenary company. Who knows what you'll have to do."

"Does Xemnas know?"

"Sort of." Roxas clicked on literature.

"Huh? Sort of?"

"He was playing Sherlock Holmes."

"Oh."


FLASHBACK WARS: THE REVENGE OF THE FLASHBACK!

"By Jove my good fellows! There has been a murder in Organization XIII. And it is a Dusk." A voice boomed over the intercom.

Axel sighed. "It's a frickin' Dusk! Who cares about them."

"Apparently Xemnas." Demyx answered.

"This sucks! He's assigned the entire friggin Organization to search for the murderer." Larxene came up to them.

"Yeah seriously." Roxas said, "I mean he did it so he could go Sherlock Holmes!"

"Jeez." Larxene said.

"Hey… wait would that… yeah. Later." Roxas ran to where Xemnas was.

"Hey Xemnas. I'm in an online SeeD academy. Is that okay?"

"By Jove! You my young Watson have done it! SeeD must have done it!" Xemnas said eagerly, "Come Watson, The Game's afoot!"

Roxas sweat dropped.

END FLASHBACK!


"Aah." Axel said.

"Yeah but it's not as awesomely weird as what Luxord and Lexaeaus have done."

"Heh. Lexaeaus sucks at poker?"

"No he's actually rather awesome at it."

Axel question marked.


FLASHBACK WARS: A NEW FLASH BACK!

"Hey Lexaeaus! Poker?"

"Poker? Why yes I shall."

"You strung together a complete sentence."

"When it comes to cards, I must speak my mind."

"Bring it."

The cards were dealt.

"Half in." Luxord said. This was a serious bluff. He hoped Lexaeaus would wimp out.

"I see that and raise you a blue chip."

"You're on."

Luxord had a three of a kind with kings. Lexaeaus had a full house.

"You beat me!"

"Yeah. And?"

Luxord started to cry. "Where's Naminè!"


END FLASHBACK!

"Wow."

Meanwhile…

"Die!"

Saix and Luxord were doing their job guarding the bath house.

"C'mon man, We know Sora is now elsewhere." Luxord said.

"Point." Saix agreed.

"Saix… It is I Ernie Keebler…"

"Grandaddy? Is it you?"

"Yes it is I."

"Where are you?"

"Up here…"

He floated down.

Luxord stood up. "For Organization XIII!" he threw a steel playing card. It Hit Ernie in the head.

"Remember me." He died.

"!#$! YOU $&& &)&() MAY YOU BURN IN $# $#$!

"Crap." Luxord ran to The World that Never was.

"I'M GONNA GET YOU, YOU &(&( $$#$#!"


Bonded with Flame: Yeah it was short. Deal with it. This is just to set up for the Halloween special. Okay?

Drek: Yeah. But keep in mind that you're gonna get flamed.

Bonded with Flame: Yeah, yeah…