Here's part 2 to Episode 17! And a message to Neo HBB Sam: I'm fully aware of Double-D being unfit for sports and all, but I put him on the baseball team for plot purposes, kinda like how he was unfit for football in "Tight End Ed."


Jenna walks out of the supply store with a bag full of items. Jenna herself has a large X-shaped bandage on her right cheek. As she walks back towards her house, Kevin approaches her.

"Hey Jenn, uh..."

"What?" Jenna asks gruffly.

"Ok look, I know why you're mad. I'm sorry for what happened last night with my motorcycle." Kevin apologizes.

"Sorry ain't gonna fix my cheek." Jenna points at her bandaged cheek. "You should've cleaned out your motor before the game."

"I ran out of motor oil." Kevin replies. "So I was wonderin, could I borrow a little bit of mula from your purse? Say, fifty or so?"

"No, get a job. Life ain't all sports, y'know." Jenna replies, turning away to make her leave. But Kevin starts massaging her shoulders!

"But didn't ya say you'd do anything for your 'precious baby boy?'" Kevin asks Jenna as he massages her shoulders, which is enough to coerce her.

"Oh alright, lemme- wait wait wait!" Jenna smacks Kevin's arms away. "You thought you could get me with the old massage trick, eh? Nice try, Jocky!"

"Dammit, massaging always worked." Kevin snaps his fingers in frustration, then a strong wind blows his hat off. "MY HAT!"

"I'll get it!" Jenna chases after Kevin's hat, and Kevin follows.


At a street corner, Jimmy is sitting behind a bush with his face buried in his arms. Sarah, Kyle and Zoe come around the bush to see him.

"Well, anything yet, Jimmy?" Sarah asks. Jimmy mumbles something, but it's muffled by his arms.

"Huh?" Kyle asks, putting an ear closer to Jimmy. "What was that, Jimbo?"

Jimmy mumbles again, but only the words "think" and "scam" can be made out.

"Come on, speak up." Sarah demands. Jimmy finally looks up.

"I can't think of a scam." Jimmy confesses in an upset tone.

"Well, thanks for wastin our time with-" Sarah starts, but is interrupted by Kyle.

"Sarah, don't be rude." Kyle tells Sarah before kneeling towards Jimmy: "It's no big deal, man. You're just havin a mental block."

"Mental block my butt cheeks." Jimmy snaps at Kyle, then he starts getting up. "This never happened to me before. Sarah's right; I'm just wasting all your time. So just go on with your other business and let me be."

"No, think about the fudge!" Zoe urges while shaking Jimmy. Then she goes "Huh?" upon seeing the 100-dollar bill wisping by above them! "FORGET THE SCAM! THAT'S A HUNDRED-DOLLAR BILL!!"

The four kids yell over each other as they follow the dollar through the air. As it goes further away, Kevin's hat is blown towards it. The dollar gets caught inside Kevin's hat, and the hat descends into the playground, landing upside-down inside a treehole with its brim sticking out. Double-D and Marie are right next to the tree, with Marie working Double-D by having him do push-ups while she sits atop his back, smoking a cigarette.

"Sssiiixxx!..... Ssseeevvveeennn!!..... Eeeiiiggghhhttt!!!....." Double-D squeals out as he strains to do his exhuasting push-ups, reddening and sweating profusely as he lifts Marie at the same time. He falls after his eighth rep, and Marie takes her cigarette out of her mouth to BLOW her whistle above Double-D's head, making his eyes BUG out.

"I didn't tell ya to stop. I want twelve more." Marie tells Double-D as she puffs smoke, coughing a bit.

"I can't..... It hurts!....." Double-D weakly mutters, catching his breath. "I think that... running around four blocks and doing jumping jacks, sit-ups, squats, and chin-ups on the monkey bars... is... enough for one day... I don't think I can do another push-up, especially with you on top of me."

"Don't be such a girl." Marie scolds, but Double-D reasons "But Marie, I only weigh 109 pounds while you're 123."

"Ok fine, just two more." Marie says. "And remember, push up til my head reaches the treehole or it's no good."

Double-D's facial veins nearly pop as he strains to do another push-up, slowly lifting Marie up.

"Just a little more!" Marie cheers on Double-D as he almost brings her head up to treehole-level. This is when Kevin's hat catches Marie's eye. "What's this?"

Marie takes Kevin's hat out of the treehole, and discovers the 100-dollar bill inside!

"OH MY GOD, DOUBLE-D!! LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN KEV'S HAT!!" Marie shows the dollar to Double-D. "Come on, we'll buy some protein shakes for ya at the mall! Those will help buff ya up! Let's go!"

Marie starts running while Double-D gets up from the push-ups, but Marie quickly tires and drops to her knees shortly afterwards, having a coughing spasm. Double-D rushes up.

"Marie, are you ok?" Double-D helps Marie up as she continues coughing. "It's those cigarettes, isn't it? I warned you of the lung damage smoking would eventually cause."

"But... Mom smokes, Lee smokes, Eddy smokes, all my friends smoke, and so... I smoke." Marie explains. "May is the only one who doesn't."

"Marie, just because your friends and family smoke doesn't mean you have to follow suit." Double-D says, taking the dollar from Marie. "I suggest we use the dollar to purchase some Nicorette. It'll aid in your withdrawal!"

"Sorry, but we saw the dollar first!" Eddy calls out, arriving with Lee. "I need it to pay off car damages."

"Sucks for you, then, cuz WE'RE buyin fudge with it!" Sarah calls out as she, Jimmy, Kyle and Zoe arrive. Jimmy states "Teens like you could get jobs, so hand it over."

"Teens also have more important uses for money, kiddos." Eddy retaliates, taking the 100-dollar bill from Double-D and raising it overhead to keep it out of Sarah's and Zoe's reach. Then Kevin, being taller than Eddy, grabs the dollar.

"The dollar was in my hat, so that makes it mine!" he says while Jenna retrieves his hat from Marie and puts it back on his head. Then Lee tosses both aside and takes the dollar.

"Dream on, boy." Lee tells Kevin. "Eddy needs it the most."

"No, Ed needs it!" May jumps onto Lee from behind and takes the dollar, but then Sarah, Zoe and Marie pile up on her & Lee, weighing them down as they squabble over the dollar. Then Ed picks up the girls to stop their fight, and he takes the dollar from Sarah.

"Sorry sis, but I need it most!" Ed tells Sarah before Eddy tries taking the dollar from Ed, but Ed shakes him off.

"Please Ed, what are YOU gonna do with a hundred bucks?" Eddy asks, so Ed reveals the massive pimples on his back. Eddy recoils, screaming "MY EYES!!" as Ed runs off with the dollar towards the playground's exit. But Nazz and Jonny appear at the exit.

"Ed, will you be a good fellow and please give us that dollar?" Nazz asks, her hand out.

"Mother Nature will thank you!" Jonny adds. Ed hesitates, allowing Kyle to slide under him and snatch the dollar. Jonny goes "HEY, YOU!" as Kyle runs with the dollar. May chases Kyle up the slide's ladder. Kyle goes down the slide, only to get caught by Lee at the bottom.

"JIMMY!" Kyle throws the dollar to Jimmy, who catches it. But before he can make off with it, Jimmy finds himself surrounded by the Kankers, Nazz and Jenna.

"Hand it over, Dutch." Lee commands as she and the other girls close in on Jimmy, but Jimmy holds the dollar away. Jenna tells Jimmy "Don't listen to Lee. Give it here!"

"I'm trapped like a rat! What do I do?" Jimmy panics.

"I GOT IT, JIM JIM!!" Zoe slips between Nazz and Marie to take the dollar, then she slips out between Lee and May who try catching her, but they crash into one anothers' heads instead. Zoe outruns Double-D, laughingly runs circles around Kevin as he tries in vain to grab her, holds down a spring-rider and lets it go to whack Jenna into the ground, then she uses one of the swings to flip over Ed and onto the turnabout. Ed, Kevin and Marie jump onto the turnabout to take the dollar from Zoe, but Eddy spins the turnabout. The spinning sends Ed, Kevin, Marie and Zoe flying in different directions. Falling towards the playground's tree, Zoe grabs onto one of the branches to break her fall, but Eddy climbs up and grabs her ankle.

"There's no escape now, Zoey!" Eddy shouts. "GIMME MY HUNDRED!"

"I'm a little squid sprayin INK!" Zoe raises her free leg and FARTS into Eddy's face!

"BLLLAAAGH!!" Eddy's eyes water and he holds his nose, causing him to fall back down!

"Hahaha!" Zoe watches Eddy fall, but she pulls her self onto the branch, Jonny appears and snatches the dollar from her.

"Thank you!" Jonny jumps off the branch and onto the seesaw's higher end, sending Sarah flying off the other.

"HAND OVER BEN FRANKLIN, OR I'LL HANDLE YOU ROUGHLY!" Kevin yells as he wrestles Jonny on the seesaw for the dollar, but Jonny shoves Plank in Kevin's face to blind him. As Jonny and Kevin tug the dollar, Ed jumps onto the seesaw's other end to catapult them wwwaaaaaaayyy up into the air towards the direction of the junkyard.

"ED, YOU RETARD! WHAT THE HELL DID YA DO THAT FOR?!" Eddy asks angrily.

"... TO THE JUNKYARD!" Ed piggybacks May, then dashes with her through the lane's fence and towards the junkyard, where Kevin & Jonny land atop a junk-pile and continue wrestling for the dollar. They tumble down the junk-pile's side as they do so.


The others, meanwhile, are racing against each other down the lane. Marie is piggybacking on Double-D.

"WE GOTTA GET THAT DOLLAR, HONEYMAGGOT! SO IT'S TIME TO USE THE FRUITS OF YOUR TRAININ AND RUN FASTER!!" Marie BLOWS her whistle at Double-D again. But Double-D is exhausting again, and he & Marie are passed by the roller-skating Nazz & Jenna.

"Hey Jenn, since Jonny and Kev are fighting over the dollar right now, you think we can talk em into splitting it fifty-fifty?" Nazz asks. "That way, all four of us will be straight!"

"Oh it'll be split!" Jenna replies. "Half for Kevin's motor oil, and half so I can pretty myself up more! GYAHAHAHA!" Jenna laughs and skates ahead, leaving Nazz in the dust.

"Jenna, you concieted..." Nazz grumbles in disgust, but she ends her sentence before saying the b-word, and she skates faster. Meanwhile, Sarah, Jimmy, Kyle and Zoe enter the lane on their bikes (Sarah's is pink, Jimmy's is purple, Kyle's is blue, and Zoe's is bright green). Then Eddy & Lee come out of Double-D's garage with a jetpack he made (similar to the one from "In like Ed"), but they're tugging and arguing over it.

"I TOLD YA I'LL FLY THE JETPACK WHILE YOU HOLD ON!" Lee yells at Eddy.

"WHAT, AND LOOK LIKE A SIDEKICK IN FRONT OF THE AUDIENCE?! I DON'T THINK SO, SO I'M FLYIN IT!" Eddy yells back, tugging the jetpack.

"EDDY, WE'RE WASTIN TIME WHILE THE OTHERS ARE GETTIN THE DOLLAR!! SO GIMME!!" Lee tugs the jetpack, but Eddy tugs back. Then Eddy tries getting a better hold to take it from Lee, but in doing so, he accidentally pushes the jetpack's power lever, which has three speed levels: FAST, SUPER FAST, and DANGEROUSLY FAST. Eddy's accidental pushing of the lever sets it to DANGEROUSLY FAST, and the jetpack BLASTS off with Eddy & Lee holding onto it with one hand each!

"WHOOOAAAAAA!!!" Eddy and Lee scream as the hold onto the looping-&-zigzagging jetpack, which flies out of the cul-de-sac and into the lane. The jetpack slams into Jimmy, Kyle, Zoe and Sarah (in that order), sending their bikes crashing aside and the jetpack's extreme speed sticks the kids to its front. Then it hits Double-D and Marie, who drops her whistle upon getting hit. Then the jetpack hits Nazz, then Jenna, then Ed and May!!

"AAAAAAAHHHH!!!" everyone screams as they fly on the jetpack, and in his panic, Jimmy kicks the lever past DANGEROUSLY FAST, making the jetpack go even FASTER!! It flies through- and destroys- the dumpster at the end of the lane (the same one Rolf and Wilfred crashed into during the BPS chase), then it flies though the woods, up over the junk-riddled creek, then down into the junkyard. After zigzagging between several junk-piles and throwing off everyone in different parts of the junkyard in the process, the jetpack finally loops downwards and explodes upon hitting the ground. By now, everyone is bruised and their clothes ripped.

"WHOOOO, THAT FLIGHT WAS EPIC!!" Zoe exclaims as she gets up.

"JONNY!" Nazz spots Jonny running with the dollar from Kevin. She rushes to help Jonny, only to be intercepted by Jenna.

"You ain't helpin no one, Nazzie. GO KEVIN, GO!" Jenna cheers for Kevin while holding back Nazz.

"TAKE THE DOLLAR, BUDDY!" Jonny shoves the dollar into the tiny slit next to Plank's bigger nook, then he throws Plank away from Kevin. Double-D is getting up from being thrown off the jetpack when Plank falls towards him and lands inside his tooth gap, knocking him back a bit.

"Plank?..." Double-D pulls Plank out of his tooth-gap, and just as he notices the dollar in Plank's slit...

"THERE IT IS!" Sarah spots Double-D & Plank with the dollar, and she, Jimmy and Kyle charge at them.

"Watch your step!" Marie sticks her leg out to trip Sarah, Jimmy and Kyle, then tells Double-D "Let's get outta here quick before the rest find us."

"Right!" Double-D affirms, but Ed takes the dollar while Double-D isn't looking. "HUH?!"

"NO HARD FEELINGS, GUYS, BUT MY BACKSIDE IS TOO LUMPY!" Ed shouts to Double-D and Marie while putting the dollar in his jacket's pocket. Then Lee and Nazz grab Ed by his arms, and as he tries shaking them off, Eddy reaches into his jacket's pocket.

"GOTCHA!" Eddy takes the dollar before hearing May's "OH NO, YA DON'T!"

May drops down onto Eddy and they struggle against one another. Eddy drags May by his ankle as he tries getting away, but May bites his leg! Eddy SCREAMS in pain, provoking Lee!

"MAAAYYY!!" Lee lets go of Ed and furiously attacks May, so Ed tries pulling off Lee while simultaneously attempting a Nelson hold on her. Nazz takes advantage of Eddy's, May's, Lee's and Ed's distraction by taking the dollar from Eddy. Immediately afterwards, Nazz gets tackled by Sarah while Jimmy and Kyle hold off Marie. Sarah passes the dollar to Zoe, but Jenna uses Plank to WHACK the dollar out of Zoe's hands, causing her to YELP in pain!

"HOW DARE YOU USE PLANK LIKE THAT!!" Jonny angrily grabs Jenna!

"GET OFF MY GIRL!!" Kevin jumps on Jonny and starts punching him to break his grip on Jenna, then Nazz pulls a golf putter out of a junk-pile and yells "YOU GET OFF MY BOY!!" as she WHACKS Kevin in the crotch, making his face scrunch up and his eyes BUG out!!

Double-D grabs the dollar while Jenna, Kevin, Jonny and Nazz are distracted, but Eddy approaches him: "It's MINE!"

"No, OURS!" Sarah and Zoe approach, followed by everyone else and they force Double-D to back up against a junk-pile.

"Everyone, please!" Double-D begs as Marie comes in front to protect him from the others. While climbing up a bit, Double-D explains "As much-desired as this dollar bill is, we can't let it tear us all apart and destroy our friendships! So how do you all like the option of splitting the dollar into equal shares?"

"... NOO!!!" everyone (including Marie) answers, then they all (except Marie) lunge up at Double-D. Jonny pushes Ed down to reach Double-D, but May and Jenna reach him first. Marie holds them off while Sarah takes the putter from Nazz. After she throws Nazz down, Sarah climbs up and whacks down May and Jenna while they were preoccupied with Marie, then Sarah swings at Marie. Marie bends the putter, throws it, then throws a punch at Sarah, who grabs Marie's fist and sucker-punches her.

"Double-D, give me the dollar and I'll buy ya jawbreakers!" Sarah promises.

"LAY OFF, YA LITTLE SKANK!!" Marie kicks Sarah down, then is thrown down herself by Lee. Kyle catches Sarah as she falls and throws her back up towards Double-D, but Lee grabs Sarah and tries throwing her back down. Jimmy angrily hops onto Lee's hair, allowing Eddy and Kevin to get onto Double-D.

"YOU LEAVE SARAH ALONE!" Jimmy pulls Lee's hair, and she SCREAMS in pain as her eyes bug out! Eddy turns to help Lee, causing Kevin's punch to miss Eddy and he hits Double-D instead, provoking Marie!

"NOBODY HITS MY MAN BUT ME!!" Marie's hair BLAZES into blue fire that burns her already-damaged hat to crisp and sends Zoe, Jonny and Ed flying off her! Marie furiously climbs up towards Kevin and BEATS him down!! This in turn provokes Jenna!

"YOU FUCK WITH KEVIN," Jenna starts before lunging at Marie and knocking her down, then finishes "THEN YOU FUCK WITH ME!!"

Jenna punches Marie's face, then Marie gets on top of Jenna and does the same. Jenna rips off some of Marie's hair, who SHRIEKS in pain and angers even more!

"FUCKIN BIIIIITCH!!" the red-faced Marie pulls Jenna's hair fringe, and their fight takes them onto large metal sheet sticking out of the junk-pile while the rest continue after Double-D. Marie and Jenna repeatedly slip and slide on the metal sheet as they fight, because their weight is causing the sheet to slowly slip downwards. It eventually gives out and falls, and since it was holding up the top of the junk-pile, all the junk on top dramatically avalanches down and buries everyone under it!!

Ed emerges from the fallen junk with Eddy stuck through the inside of his head, Eddy's head and legs sticking out of Ed's ears.

"Where is it? Where's the dollar?!" Eddy asks frantically, squeezing out of Ed's head as the others rise up one-by-one.

"Oh dear, it's no longer in my possession!" Double-D panics. Everyone, except the still-buried Jonny and Kyle, starts searching through the junk. May finds the dollar, and holds it up!

"FOUND IT, ED!!" May exclaims, but a strong wind blows the dollar out of her hand and high into the sky! "NO, COME BACK!!"

"No treatment BAD FOR ED!!" Ed grabs May, removes her torn bow and kerchief, and uses her now-loose hair like a parasol to catch the wind and fly off after the dollar!

"That was clever." Double-D comments, then Marie grabs his cheeks. "M-Marie?! This is no time for-"

"This ain't just a kiss." Marie interrupts and kisses Double-D, but Marie is actually blowing air into Double-D's hat to inflate it like a balloon, and she grabs onto his ankles as he floats up and away with the wind! "WE'RE GETTIN THAT DOLLAR!"

"NOT IF WE GET IT FIRST!! HOLD ON, LEE!" Eddy pulls his chain to make his three hairs spin helicopter-style (like in "Ed, Edd, and Away"), and Lee holds onto his ankles as he flies off to race against the other Eds and Kankers.

"FOLLOW EM!!" Kevin and Jenna follow the Eds and Kankers on foot while Nazz pulls Jonny out from some junk.

"Plank's ok, but I think my leg's broken." Jonny tells Nazz.

"Ok, I'll call the hospital." Nazz replies while Kyle emerges from under the junk.

"Guys, look what I found!" Kyle shows Sarah, Jimmy and Zoe something. Sarah and Jimmy recognize it as...

"THE THINGAMAJIG!!" they exclaim!


Meanwhile, the Ed-&-Kanker pairs are flying after the dollar. Eddy & Lee fly ahead, and Lee tries grabbing the dollar while Ed and May start sinking down.

"SUCKS FOR YOU TWO! YOU NEED WIND FOR LIFT!" Eddy laughs at Ed and May, but he and Lee get blown sideways by the wind along with Double-D and Marie.

"And our direction is controlled by said wind, Eddy." Lee counters Eddy, then the dollar floats next to Marie. She reaches for it, but Eddy lowers himself and grabs it. As he and Lee turn to fly away, Ed flicks out his tongue to wrap around Lee's leg to pull her and Eddy down with him and May.

"EWW, LET GO OF MY BOOT!" Lee yells at Ed before the wind blows upwards, bringing Ed and May back up, and Ed reels in his tongue to draw Lee and Eddy towards him. But then Marie snatches the dollar from Eddy with her toes, having removed her sneaker and sock to do so, and she blows her tongue at the other two pairs. Then the dollar gets snatched from her!

"The hell?!..." Marie looks, and sees it was Jimmy who grabbed the dollar! He's using his other arm to hold onto Zoe, who's flying by using her pigtails as mini-copters!!

"We'll be makin off now!" Jimmy smugly says, and Zoe sings "I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYY!!" before flying off. But they, along with the Eds and Kankers, get blown sideways by the wind, sending them over the Vorliks' sheep herd. Kevin and Jenna try going through the herd to keep track of the Eds, Kankers, Jimmy and Zoe. After Kevin pushes and throws several sheep out of their way...

"Kevin, stop throwin the sheep like that! You'll set off..." Jenna's warning is cut short when she and Kevin hear an approaching growl...

... Then Fido, fulfilling his duty of protecting the herd, LEAPS out over the sheep towards Kevin and Jenna!! Jenna screams and runs!

"HOLY-" Kevin gets knocked down by Fido, and a dust cloud is created as Fido mauls him. Kevin's screams of agony spook the sheep herd, triggering a stampede!

"GET BACK!! AAAAAHHHH-" Jenna gets trampled under the countless sheep! Back up in the sky, Ed now has the dollar.

"HAH!" Lee swing-jumps from Eddy and onto Ed to try taking the dollar. While they struggle, Zoe uses one of her pigtail-copters to cut a slit through May's hair, destroying her aerodynamic ability. May shrieks "ED!" and Ed, who lost the dollar to the wind, quickly shakes off Lee to wrap his legs around May's back and use his jacket as a makeshift glider. Eddy swoops down to catch Lee, but as he flies back up with her, a hatchet whizzes by from below! They and the other Eds & Kankers look, and see that the hatchet was fired by Sarah via the Thingamajig! Kyle is at Sarah's side.

"Yes, Sarah has finally opened fire!" Jimmy exclaims.

"Let's pick em off!" Sarah says with a devilish grin. She repeatedly presses the Thingamajig's button to shoot various projectiles at the Eds and Kankers. Jimmy & Zoe and Eddy & Lee are able to dodge, but when the Thingamajig fires an arrow, it pierces through Double-D's hat, deflating it.

"WE'RE GOING DOWN!!" Double-D screams as Marie climbs up onto him, and they hold onto one another for dear life and SCREAM as they drop out of the air.

"Two down, four to go!" Sarah continues her Thingamajig onslaught, including a porcupine ball that goes into Eddy's mouth. Then the Thingamajig fires a toy rocket, its pointed tip tearing through Ed's jacket, and the blowing wind sends him & May spiraling out of control!

"WHOOOAAAAA!!" Ed and May scream as they zigzag downwards. But as they go down, May takes Jimmy and Zoe with them by grabbing Jimmy's leg, and they all scream as they fall towards Sarah & Kyle. Sarah and Kyle try running but Ed, May, Jimmy and Zoe crash-land into them before they could.

"FINALLY, no more competition!" Lee exclaims, then Eddy laughs at his fallen opponents:

"HAHAHAHA, SUCK ON THAT, BITCHES!! Ok I got this one in the bag, Lee!" Eddy continues after the dollar. He quickly catches up to it, and his excitement grows more and more as he flies closer, closer.....

.... And ZZZZZAAAAAPPPPP!!! Just as Eddy was about to grab the dollar, his hair got caught on a power line between two of the transmission towers near the neighborhood, electrocuting him and Lee!! The massive voltage blackens them and they plummet towards the ground, turning into bug-eyed piles of crisp upon hitting the ground!! Ed & May, Double-D & Marie, Sarah, Jimmy, Kyle and Zoe saw the whole thing from the nearby street, and they watch the wind blow the dollar away and out of sight.

"Well, that's a wicked end to a wicked day! I'm not hungry for fudge anymore, so I'm takin a nap." Zoe leaves.

"Farewell, intensive acne treatment." Ed mourns, May comforting him.

"Ugh, you know what, Ed? Why don't ya ask Mom or Dad to get you some?" Sarah suggestively asks. "I mean, it's not that hard."

"Oh wow!" Ed knocks himself on the head. "What a numbskull I am for not thinkin of that! Ok, Sarah! HEY, MOM!"

Ed runs home with May following him, then Sarah, Jimmy and Kyle leave.

"I can't help but feel that we wouldn't have lost those hundred dollars if we were only more civil towards each other." Double-D sighs. "I guess the only thing we can hope for now is that such valuable currency makes it back to its original owner."

Hearing this, Marie shows her disagreement by knocking down Double-D with a push.


Meanwhile, Paul is listening to music on his i-Pod while laying on his bed. He gets up to take a breath.

"Hmm, kinda stuffy up in here." Paul gets up to open his window and let in some fresh air. Upon opening his window, a strong wind blows inside, and the 100-dollar bill flies into his face! Blinded by the dollar, Paul feels around to close his window and take the dollar off his face. He holds it between his hands...

"OH SHIT, A HUNDRED DOLLARS!! WHAHOOHOOHOO, MY FORTUNE COOKIE WAS RIGHT!!" Paul dances around in joy! "Yes, now I got the cash money for my experimentations!"

The End!!!


Trivia: Marie calling Double-D "honeymaggot" is a combination of the affectionate "honeybun" and a stereotypical drill sergeant calling his men "maggots." And Zoe's "I'm a little squid" line is a reference to my applying sea animal themes for the characters, meaning that Zoe's theme is the squid, and the stuffed sea turtles in Kyle's bedroom (shown in my previous episode) say the same for him.

That's all for now, so stay tuned for Sarah's episode next week!