Bonded with Flame: Yay! It's Halloween.

Drek: Yeah. Why the heck are you dressed up as a Ninja?

Bonded with Flame: So I can sneak in to this chapter.

Drek: You'll never make it past the 4th wall.

Bonded with Flame: Will Liri?

Drek: Heck no.

Bonded with Flame: How 'bout you?

Drek: Likely.

Bonded with Flame: How come?

Drek: (Puts a cardboard box on)

Liri: Hey Drek.

Drek: Shoot.

Bonded with Flame: Yeah? I write this story and I will sure as heck get in here.

Drek: The 4th wall is going down tonight.


Ding-dong!

Roxas was playing chess with Axel, and had made a really stupid move- moving his queen to a square he thought was safe- and was losing. "What the heck was that?" Roxas asked.

"Our doorbell."

"We have one?"

"Zexion installed it."

"I'll get it." Exralnex said.

"Trick or treat!" There were two Mary Sues at the door.

"Aah!" Exralnex used death.

Jack Skellington appeared. "You broke the laws of Halloween."

"Do I get arrested?"

"…No."

"Then I don't care."

"I am sorry but you should. I am God on Halloween."

"Crap. What are these laws?"

"You must give candy to trick or treaters."

"That's what they were doing? What about Mary Sues, can I kill them?"

"No…"

"Please?"

"Actually I feel for you. Sure."

"Yay!"

"…Yeah. You may rig traps, but they cannot injure or kill anyone."

"This holiday used to be fun."

"I make em' you follow em' if not you die."

"Die? Really? See Zasalamel."

"Well, I give you a pumpkin head. But still."

"Ooh, humiliation."

He walked off. "No Heartless distributing candy."

Exralnex went to Luxord. "Know where we can find candy?"

"Roxas's Mini-Snickers supply?"


ELSEWHERE…

Roxas suddenly said, "They want my Mini Snickers."

"Dude, I just took your knight," Axel said triumphantly.

"Yeah, sorry."


BACK TO WHERE EXRALNEX AND LUXORD ARE…

"Nah. Too overprotective."

"Xemnas hid money in some lockers…"

"Yeah, what you won from the DDR world."

"I will get him for that some day."

"So what lockers?"

"Mostly near his Castlevania places."

Xemnas strolled by. "I got all of Dracula's Remains! It took me 3 and ½ years, but I did it!!!!"

"Yeah. What are the locker combos?"

"13-13-13."

"Shoulda figgered."

BING-BONG!

"There's a meeting because it's Halloween, and we need to figure out who is inferior enough pass out candy." Xemnas's voice boomed through out the castle.


AT THE MEETING…

"Alright. We must find out who is inferior enough to pass out candy. Since I am your Superior, I say Xigbar does it."

"I say Xaldin does it, man."

"Vexen."

"I say Lexaeaus does it."

"Lexaeaus say Zexion do it."

"Saix does it."

"Axel."

"Demyx, you do it."

"Eh, Luxord, you do it."

"Marluxia should do it."

"Larxene you do it."

"Roxas, you do it."

"Exralnex, you do it."

"Braxgix."

"I say- Oh shoot there's no one left. Xemnas does it!"

Every one (but Xemnas) agreed. "AYE!"

"Hey, you can't do that!" Xemnas protested, "This is a Dictatorship!"

Roxas mugged him, "And we're rebelling! No candy distribution without representation!"

Axel paused. "Shouldn't this be a 4th of July special?"

"No, that's not a big enough holiday to have a special on." Demyx answered. "And it's not America everywhere."

"Alright. I'll pass out the #$)( candy…" Xemnas moaned.

"YAY!" Everyone yelled.


Xemnas got "THE BIGGEST BAG OF CANDY EVER!!!!" By Drek Incorporated.

Ding-dong!

Xemnas got it.

Riku, Kairi, and Sora were there. "Trick or Treat."

"How'd you get out?"

"The fanpeople got bored, and they left the room. See, they made a really big hole in the wall. We escaped through that." Kairi explained. "So if you give us the candy, we'll just go back in."

"You want back IN?" Xemnas thought this was a rather incredulous claim.

"Well, it IS the safest place." Riku pointed out.

"They're everywhere! In fact a mob of some hundred fans are following us." Sora said matter of factly.

"They're on the horizon." Kairi pointed.

Xemnas used a telescope to look. There was an enormous mob of fans. "That isn't some hundred, that's some thousand!" He cried. "About 987,897 I'd say."

"Candy?"

"Yeah, here."

"Thank you." they said simultaneously. They then zipped off to the pit.


INSIDE…

Roxas had managed to pull off an amazing come back with a bishop, a rook, a knight and a bunch of pawns, an excellent come back considering Axel's queen was still in play, until the last turn.

"Nice move."

"Thanks."

Demyx walked by. "This is boring."

Zexion came too. "Yeah, let's go trick or treating!"

"The only one who is remotely young enough to do that is Roxas, and he'd still look too old." Axel sighed.

"No prob." Zexion said "Alright… What do you peoples want to be."

"Young," Roxas said.

"… I meant costume wise."

"Oh."

"Batman." Xigbar said. He received an odd look from everyone, but Zexion scribbled it down.

"Agent Smith." Xaldin said, and Zexion scribbled it down immediately.

"A chibi person." Vexen said.

"Huh?"

"A small version of my self. C'mon, write it down." Zexion did so.

"Lexaeaus want to be that too." Zexion wrote that down.

"I refuse to let Saix go trick or treating, so Axel?"

"My pet bomb from way back from chapter 1 wants to be a bomb, and I just wanna look like me, but chibi." Zexion scribbled.

"I wanna be Jimi Hendrix!!!" Demyx got an odd look, and Zexion wrote it down.

"I will be myself, but chibi." Luxord said. Zexion scribbled this down.

"I wanna be a pwetty flower!" Guess who.

"I refuse to write that!!!"

"Pwease?"

"NO!!" Zexion wrote 'Psychopathic Flower Pirate' on the paper.

"I want to be a thundery Ninja."

"That I'll do." He wrote it down.

"I just want to be a samurai." Zexion scribbled it down.

"Me, but chibi, I guess." Exralnex said.

"Alright." Zexion scribbled that down.

"Jack Sparrow." Braxgix said.

"Good man." Zexion wrote it down. "Alright… Mass Polymorph!"

The first thing to be heard was Marluxia's ear piercing scream.

"I'm an evil, crazy psychotic disgrace to flowerdom!!!"

"I don't care, you're going as that," said Zexion, who looked like a storm trooper. Xaldin, who now looked like a midget Agent Smith nodded.

"Seeing as Xemnas is handing out candy I promote myself to Organization leader for this mission," Smith said in monotone. Batman (Xigbar) snarled.

"I should be Organization leader," he said. Agent Smith pulled out a tranquilizer gun and shot Batman.

"Give me candy or give me sugar!" Batman said before collapsing. Agent Smith smiled.

"LET'S GO STEAL CANDY FROM THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!" he yelled. Everyone but Marluxia, who was still screaming, agreed and they all left through a dark portal.


MEANWHILE…

Xemnas was currently in a supermarket buying every single bag of candy he could see because the "biggest bag of candy ever!!!" was really only a little bigger than most bags. He was now getting really ticked off because the cashier was finding it more necessary to mess with her hair than scan his candy.

"Do you think my hair is too long?" she asked Xemnas.

"Don't care, scan my crap," Xemnas responded irately. The cashier looked hurt.

"Big meany…" She mumbled. "You have a nice cloak for Halloween."

"Scan. My. Stuff."

"Where did you get it?"

"Scaaan…. where did I get the cloak?"


FLASHBACKIFIED

"Gentlemen, to promote unity I believe that we should all wear the same uniform," Xemnas said to the just started Organization. Xemnas had Dracula's tunic, Xigbar looked like a hippy, Xaldin was wearing a tuxedo, Vexen was wearing a lab coat, Lexaeus was wearing a body builder's outfit and Zexion was dressed like a kid. Vexen raised his hand.

"What should it look like?" Vexen asked. Zexion was messing with his computer.

"Zexion put the computer away during meetings," Xemnas said. Zexion looked angry.

"But I just created this thing called E-Bay! It's gonna revolutionize the internet!"

"That's nice, what does it do?" Xaldin asked. Zexion smiled.

"See, people all over the universe can put up stuff for auction, and then people all over the universe can bid on it." Xigbar laughed.

"Dude, nobody is gonna bid on something over the internet!" Xigbar said.

"That's not true!" Zexion said. "Already some guy called Sora is auctioning this really sweet cloak." Xemnas walked over to the computer.

"Looks nice, buy it and make it our uniform." Xemnas said. "All who agree say aye."


STILL IN THE PAST…

"Hey Riku, someone just bid 23,000 munny on this cloak I made," Sora called to Riku. Riku looked over.

"The person who bid on it is called 'E-Bay God'" Riku said skeptically. Sora was smiling.

"Now I can finally buy those yellow shoes to impress Kairi!" Sora said. Riku snorted.

"Kairi's exact words about those shoes were, 'Those shoes totally have the wrong price,'" Riku said.

"In the language of females that means that she likes them,"

"They cost 25,000! A Flare-G costs less!" Riku yelled, "We could get off this stupid island if we used that money!"

"But I like this island!"

"In five years you aren't gonna say that."

"And I like the shoes, so does Kairi!"

"Whatever…"


END FLASHBACK…

"So in reality I got the cloak off Sora…" Xemnas mumbled to himself. The cashier stared at him and started scanning stuff, slowly.

"Do you work out or something?" she asked. "Cause the cloak looks good on you."

"Why do you care?" Xemnas replied. She shrugged and continued scanning. Xemnas finally snapped. He jumped over the counter and started scanning the stuff himself.

"HEY! I think that's against work policy!" She said. Xemnas handed her the money and told his nobodies to take all the candy back to the Castle That Never Was.


MEANWHILE…

The Flower Pirate was working on revitalizing Batman. It wasn't going so well. The tranquilizer Agent Smith had used was created with one of Chibi Vexen's poisons, sugar-free caffeine-free diet clear Pepsi. It was so disgusting that it's actually banned in all 50 states except Texas. Eventually by feeding him a special herb that causes people to go into hallucinations, making them think that Elvis, Hitler and Jimi Hendrix are still alive.

"ELVIS LIVES!!" Batman yelled. "SO DOES HITLER AND MY IDOL!!" Psycho Flower Pirate snorted.

"Jimi Hendrix is your idol?" he said. Batman looked at him.

"Axel's is Shigeru Miyamoto!" Batman protested.

"Shut up. We're missing out on crap loads of candy."

"Fine!" Batman and the Flower Pirate left through a dark portal to meet up with Agent Smith and the others. Agent Smith looked at them.

"You're late." He said. The Flower Pirate pointed at Batman.

"His fault," he said. Batman then noticed that Jimi Hendrix was trick or treating.

"I KNEW YOU WERE STILL ALIVE!!" Batman said running over and shaking his hand.

"Uhhh, yeah," Jimi said.

"YOU WERE MY HERO BACK IN THE SIXTIE'S!" Batman said.

"You wanted to die of drugs?" Jimi said. Batman stopped. Agent Smith made an annoyed sound.

"Hurry up. All his world has is apples and raisins, we're now going to Destiny Islands," Agent Smith said.


A SHORT PORTAL TRIP LATER…

"Trick or Treat!" said the Organization minus two. Then the man handed out the candy.

"You guys look like the Organization from that reality TV show, Trapped in a Room with Fangirls," The guy said. Everyone stared at the Stormtrooper. Chibi Axel mouthed 'reality TV?' The Stormtrooper changed the subject.

"Who do you think is gonna win the Blitzball Worlds Series?" he said. The man thought.

"The Port Royal Pirates or the Besaid Aurochs, only if they don't fire Nimrook… Why am I talking to you Organization people, GIVE ME MY SON BACK!!!!!" he yelled. His wife came out.

"Maybe it's just a costume. They're kids, and Riku's a teenager," she said calmingly. The man calmed down.

"See ya kids."


MEANWHILE…

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! We're almost out of candy!" Xemnas screamed. Saix was nearby reading Evil Schemes for Dummies: Intro by Darth Vader.

"Buy some more,"

"It's not that simple!"

DING DONG!

"Trick or Treat!" a nameless Creeper was at the door. Xemnas looked down on it, and squished it. Then, with a sudden WOOSH Jack Skellington appeared.

"You broke rule 1 section 7 of the Halloween Declaration. The punishment for such is a pumpkin head for the rest of this day and the next month," Jack said. He snapped his fingers and Xemnas had a pumpkin on his head. "I must go now; some idiot named Jason thinks that Halloween is a time for blood and gore. Goodbye!" Saix broke out in an evil laugh.

"Pumpkin Face!" Saix laughed, "I have half a mind to carve you!"

"Yes. You do have half a mind."

Ding Dong!

"Saix, find some candy."

Auron was at the door. "Trick or Treat." He was holding out his Sake bottle.

"Aren't you a little old?"

"Aren't your Organization members a little old?"

Xemnas glumly agreed. "Do you want me to fill it up with candy or something?" Xemnas asked.

"No, I want sake."

"Wait. So if the Sake is the treat, then what's the trick?"

Auron pulled out his blade.

"Saix? Where do we keep the sake?"

"It's all up in the hallway of harmony."

"Get it. Now."

"Yes, superior."

Saix threw Auron a jug of sake. "Here." Auron chugged it on the spot. He then spat it in to space, and it hit Atlantis. Atlantis exploded.

"Good Sake." The shrapnel hit Middle Earth, and it exploded too. The entire thing created a domino effect, eventually causing Traverse Town to explode. Auron pumped a triumphant fist. "Been a while since I got that many."

Saix poked Xemnas. "Can we make him an honorary Organization XV member?"

"No."


MEANWHILE…

"That was too close." Jimi said.

"Yeah," Chibi Axel said.

"If his wife wasn't there, we'd be forced to kill an innocent." Samuroxas said.

"Why do we care? We LIKE doing that!" Thunder Ninja said.

"Point." Chibi Axel said.

They went to the next house.

"Trick or Treat." They said monotonously.

"No candy. It's bad for you." The old lady was sucking a lollipop.

"What do you have in your mouth, miss?" asked a perfectly cute Exralnex.

"Nothing."

Chibi Vexen stared past her. There was candy everywhere. It was a gold mine. Chibi Vexen gave Agent Smith 'the kill her' signal. Smith nodded. He pulled out his tranquilizer gun, and shot her.

"Nooo…… Candy……."

"RAID!" Batman yelled.

"No, commandeer." Jack Sparrow shot back.

"Fine." Batman said.

Samuroxas poked a wall. It crumbled revealing thirty-three mini snickers. "YAY!" he yelled.

Chibi Axel went upstairs. "Hey, let's take her jewelry too! Then it'll be a crime scene and we can just pin it all on Saix!" No one in the Organization especially liked Saix.

"That's a good idea." Chibi Exralnex said.

"What will we do with it… No one really wears any jewelry anyway…" Jimi said.

"Throw it in the ocean!" Smith said.

"Yeah, that's good…" Chibi Axel opened the box. "What the… She only owns Candy Jewelry!"

"Who woulda guessed?" Thunder Ninja said opening her closet. "Whoa! It's a dimensional rift to Candy Land!"

"Excellent!" Batman said.


10 MINUTES AND ONE RAID LATER…

"Well. We have enough candy." Smith said.

"Yeah. That was almost as good as Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory." Chibi Axel said.


MEANWHILE…

Xemnas finally finished handing out candy, only to find that he was bored. A thought crept over his mind…

"Hey Xemnas!" Exralnex said.

"You'd better have gotten candy for me…" Xemnas growled.

"Two better. We raided candy land." Roxas said.

"Really! Any lollipops?" He asked energetically.

"Yeah… 35." Xigbar said.

"Gimmegimmegimmegimme!" Xemnas yelled.

"Alright, alright, alright… Here, Xemnas." Braxgix handed him all 35.

"Party!" Xemnas yelled. "Everyone is invited except the pointless NPCs!!!"

"And fangirls." Axel added.

"Yes, those too." Xemnas agreed.


FIVE THOUSAND PARTY INVITATIONS LATER…

"Dude, this party rocks!!" Xigbar said to Xemnas. "Literally and figuratively." In the background the Shades of Black were playing. After finishing a round of Back in Black they all decided that they needed stage names.

"OK, this is Shades of Black so we all have to be shades of black. I'm Deep Black." Axel said. Demyx looked at the ground.

"BLACK HAS NO SHADES!!!!" Demyx yelled. They had recruited the Grim Reaper for rhythm guitar. He was tuning his guitar, which was shaped like a scythe.

"If we get stage names, I am Dark Black," Grim said. Roxas nodded.

"Quit being a communist Demyx, there are plenty of shades of black." Roxas said. Demyx sighed.

"I'm not going to win this one, am I?" Demyx said.

"Yep, nor the next one, or the one the one after that," Axel said. Zexion tapped his foot impatiently.

"Are we gonna play music or argue over name choice?" Zexion said. Roxas set the band up to play the Black Mage's version of J-E-N-O-V-A and started to play.


Meanwhile at the bar Saix was busy finding that serving drinks was nothing like making cookies, contrary to Axel's statement. Captain Jack Sparrow kept bugging him for rum and there was a big group of sidekicks complaining.

"This sucks!" Zell said. "I have no one to dance with."

"Yeah!" Kain said. "Stupid heroes get first choice."

"Kimahri not care," Kimahri said. "Kimahri want another beer." Riku nodded.

"What was I drinking when I let Sora have Kairi?" he said.

"Probably darkness," Kain suggested. Leon looked down.

"Why are you here? You're not a sidekick," Zell said to him. Leon chugged another beer.

"My girlfriend is not here at this party. She got taken by the dark portal of doom when we lost Radiant Garden," Leon said. Zell looked over his shoulder.

"You mean the girl in the white dress?"
"SQUALL?!?" said a voice. Leon turned around. Rinoa was right behind him.

"My name is…Squall. Yeah, it's Squall," Squall said and took Rinoa onto the dance floor. Riku looked down.

"You sure you won't give me a beer, Saix?"

"YOU'VE ALREADY HAD THIRTY NINE!!!!" Saix yelled. Riku just shrugged.

"So, can I have another?"

"Whatever,"


"ROXAS!! PAY ATTENTION!!" Zexion yelled. Roxas then got hit by Demyx when he decided that then was a good time for a raging guitar solo that definitely wasn't in Zanarkand.

"Owwwww…" Roxas moaned. Zexion picked him up.

"STOP STARING AT NAMINÈ OR WE'LL HIRE RED XIII TO SING FOR THE REST OF THE PARTY!!!!" Zexion yelled. Roxas thought for as moment.

"OK," Roxas said. He jumped of the stage and started dancing with Naminè. Axel called a time out for the band.

"Bad news. Roxas left to dance. We need a new vocalist. I called a time out because it will take Demyx seven minutes for him to realize we were playing Zanarkand, eighteen to realize there is no guitar in Zanarkand, and forty two minutes to realize that the crowd is getting bored. Grim, do you know a vocalist?" Axel said. Grim thought for a moment.

"No," Grim said. "But I do know about seventy other guitarists for when Demyx hits himself over the head with his guitar eventually."

BONK!

"I'll go get Jimmy Page," Grim said. He walked off.


"Ugh, what happened?" Demyx said. Larxene was nearby healing him.

"You hit yourself in the head while trying to play with your guitar behind your head, while back flipping and doing windmills." Larxene said. Demyx considered this.

"Did the crowd love it?" he asked. Larxene smiled.

"They did when they realized that meant that your guitar solo was over," she said.

"Who's playing now?" Demyx asked. Larxene counted them of on her fingers.

"Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Page, Angus Young, Slash, Eddie Van Halen and some guy named Freddie Mercury is singing." Larxene said. "They're performing the world's coolest version of Stairway to Heaven ever." Demyx exploded into fanboyish squeals.

"OMFG!!!!! SLASH!!!!! EDDIE VAN HALEN!!!!!! JIMMY PAGE!!!!!! ANGUS!!!!!! PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE SERIOUS!!!!!!" Demyx said. Larxene smiled.

"I'm not serious, I lied about Freddie Mercury." Larxene said. Demyx ran out and started to head bang to all of the awesome guitar that was happening.


Meanwhile Xaldin was bored. He had never really liked rock concerts and was disappointed that no one for Queen was playing on stage. So he decided to make things interesting. He walked over to Captain Jack Sparrow.

"I hear that Slash is hiding rum in his top hat,"

"IT SHALL BE MINE!!!" Captain Jack said drawing his sword. He however was so drunk that it instantly fell from his hand. Braxgix quickly pocketed it. Braxgix then walked over to Luxord.

"Let's set up a poker game." Braxgix said. Luxord grinned.

"Excellent, I'll get Lexaeus," he said.


TWENTY SEVEN POKER GAMES LATER…

"AHHHHHH," said Kadaj. "I can't believe I lost, again."

"Too bad," Lexaeus said. "Play again?"

"You bet!" Kadaj said.

"I'm in as well." Riku said. Kadaj stared at Riku.

"You look like me but with lame hair and less creepy eyes," he said.

"Same to you, except the part about the creepy eyes."


ANOTHER GAME LATER…

"I am pretty sure that what we are doing is called extortion," Riku said.

"Easy for you to say, you didn't lose more munny than existed playing poker against him," Kadaj replied. They had pinned Lexaeus against the wall and were holding swords to his throat. "Gimme my munny back," Kadaj said.

"NEVER!" Lexaeus yelled. Kadaj raised his sword to defeat Lexaeus…but it turned into a fish.

"WTF?" Riku said. Jack Skellington then appeared.

"Why don't you people understand? Halloween is not a time for killing people," Jack said. He snapped his fingers and both Kadaj and Riku had pumpkin heads. "And I almost have a right to close this party. Xaldin seems to be trying to incite a riot by taking all the rum," Jack said. Then Jack Sparrow walked by.

"WHERE BES THE RUM!!" Jack said. Jack Skellington sighed.

"Unfortunately my Halloween godliness doesn't extend to creating rum," Jack Skellington said. Jack Sparrow swore.

"Xaldin told me than Shlash hash rum under hish top hat. It shall bes mine!" Jack Sparrow said.


ONE FREE FOR ALL BRAWL LATER……

Everyone was lying on the ground with a pumpkin head. Jack Skellington had angrily departed and The Grim Reaper, being the Grim Reaper, was spared from pumpkin head. Xigbar was the first to wake up.

"Dude…My brain feels like pumpkin guts…I should probably get all the people outta here," he said.


ONE MASS PORTAL LATER…

Xigbar was looking around at the cleaned up organization party room. All the other members had just woken up.

"What do we do about the pumpkin head?" Exralnex said. Xaldin shrugged.

"Wait until it wears off. By the way Luxord, Xemnas told me finances are now you job. So you need to find the eighteen billion munny to pay for this party," Xaldin said.

"EIGHTEEN BILLION?!?!?!" Luxord said. Axel shrugged.

"Ten billion of that was hiring all of those guitarists," Axel said. Axel turned to Roxas. "Xigbar did a really lame cleaning up job. Clean the rest," Axel said. Roxas pouted.

"But I was going to Tashi Station to pick up Final Fantasy XII!" Roxas said.

"WE CAN END THE CHAPTER NOW!" Xemnas screamed.


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