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Sorry for not updating yesterday, I was super busy, but here is a super long chapter for you to read and review!
And btw, I could not think of a good name for this chapter, so this is what your stuck with.
Chapter Five- Separate Ways
Once Bella freaking beat five vampires in a duel, still don't know how that happened, I consulted my list again.
Number five- When walking through the clothing department, ask in a very loud voice for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?"
Hmm, that didn't seem like it needed us all to do, maybe we should split up.
"Guys, the next few can be completed my like one person, so I think we should go our separate ways, and each complete a number." I said, in a very official tone.
"Whatever." Rosalie muttered. I didn't think she wanted to act like an idiot- alone.
We would have to fix that. "Alright everyone, line up, I will be telling you all what your assignment is, report to the front of the store when you are done." I ordered.
They all lined up, and I paced back in forth in front of them, pretending to be one of those generals in the army, who are assigning people their tasks, which was basically what I was doing.
I stopped first in front of Emmett, who squared up his shoulders and saluted me. I grinned, while pretty much everyone else rolled their eyes. Whatever, they were having fun, I knew it.
I whispered Emmett his assignment, and he grinned, and took off right away, heading in the wrong direction, oh well.
I looked at Rosalie next, who had a pout on her perfect features. God, she was really into it a minute ago.
"Rose, this is your job, ready?" I asked, before giving her the next job. Upon hearing what she had to do, she smiled wickedly, and took off in the direction of the cosmetic department. I knew she would enjoy the assignment I gave her.
"Jasper," I said, looking at my next victim. He smiled at me, and I grinned back, "Here is what you have to do." I told him, and he nodded once, and left, he was a good soldier, he should have been in a war- oh, that's right, he was. No wonder he was general.
"Bella, this is your job." I said, muttering to her assignment. She blushed, but nodded. I smiled, I gave her that assignment because she needed to get a little embarrassed after beating me.
"Alice." Edward growled, shaking his head.
"Come on, look how fun it's going to turn out." I showed him the vision I had had earlier in my head, and he laughed, though he tried not to.
"Alright then, you have the most important job of all, ready?" I asked him, he nodded, already knowing what it was, I told him anyways though, and he took off without a word.
I kind of liked having this power.
I meandered over to the clothing department, going to my assignment. I would take care of number five; these clothes were crap, anyway.
When I reached the department, I wasn't disappointed. There was this horrible floral pattern dress, with these weird cut outs that would make even me look hideous, not that I would wear something like then, even if it was made by a real designer.
I wandered into the petite area, where the most people were. I sighed, poor woman, actually shopping her, I let out a sigh. Oh well, better get on with my mission.
I pretended to look at one truly horrifying piece, which consisted of about no less than seven bows, all down the front of the shirt.
"Who buys this crap, anyway." I said in a loud and questioning voice. The people around me glared, and some of the women started whispering.
"That girl, who does she think she is, anyway." One of them whispered.
Oh no, I was not going to take that, no way. I know exactly who I am, okay, Mary Alice Brandon Cullen did not stand for people to talk about her.
"Excuse me." I said, walking over to them. I kept my voice nice, airy, and pleasant, for now.
"Yes." They twittered.
"How could she have heard us, she was way over there." The older of the two wowan, who was wearing the ugliest purple work out suit I had ever seen, said.
"I just wanted to let you know that your granddaughters, May and Kiran, got arrested last week for smoking pot, and will probably be calling you in about, oh, ten minutes or so explaining to you their predicament." I said.
"Ok, and I am going to go jump out of a airplane in ten minutes." The one on the left said, laughing.
"Your loss, but if you call their cell phones right now, I bet you could warn them about getting caught, and they would be fine." I said, grinning.
"Honey, I think you better go back to the loony bin." The other one said. I growled, and pulled up my sleeves. Why I should…
"Let it go Alice, come on." Said a voice from behind me, who I recognized as Emmett, I forgot he was supposed to be somewhere in that section.
"Whatever." I said, growling one more time at the old ladies, who were looking very bemused right now.
"You know, I am going to laugh when May and Kiran go to jail." I muttered.
"I will to, and by the way, how did you know that about their granddaughters so quickly." Emmett asked as he led us to the front of the store.
"Oh, you and I get bored next week and decide to become lawyers for a while, and we have to prosecute them." I told him simply.
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Hope you enjoyed. I was thinking of maybe doing a one-shot side story on when Alice and Emmett become lawyers for a day, please let me know if you would read it.
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