Guys, I am so sorry for not updating yesterday, my part of the country was pretty much run over with tornados, so I had very little time to do anything, let alone write.
Also, sorry this chapter is so short, I am so freaking exhausted, and I have no idea why- I have been falling asleep all day. So I am going to go to bed after I post this.
I will check my email tomorrow morning, so when I get up, it would be awesome if I had an inbox full of reviews and such- nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
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Chapter Seven: Codes and such.
JASPER'S POV PEOPLE!!!
I walked away from my beautiful wife with a smile on her face. She was really getting into this, the excitement that was radiating off her, it made me excited.
I recited in my head my mission that I had been assigned to. Like the soldier I was, I was going to carry out my mission, no matter what.
Number six- Walk up to an employee and say in an official tone- we've got a code three in house ware- see what happens.
I grinned to myself, I got out easy. They probably wouldn't do anything. I thought what we were doing was slightly ridiculous, but oh well.
I strolled around the store my eyes darting around everywhere; searching for a good employee that would hopefully understand this was a joke. I found the perfect one.
His name tag read Tag, ironically enough. He was tall and skinny, though I still had a few inches on him. He had glasses, braces, and acne, poor kid.
I walked up to him, and said in the most authoritive voice I could muster, "We've got a code three in house wares." And I said it keeping a strait face too, amazing.
The guy looked at me for a second, and then a panicked look crossed his face. Oh no, this did not look good. I could feel the nervousness coming off him, in small waves, growing stronger each second.
I gulped, this did not look good. What the heck was a code three? I glanced at the little memo board that just happened to be behind him, well that was a coincidence. Hmm. Anyway, I read down the list until I found code three.
I glanced at the list, my eyes quickly scanning until I found number three. Great, just great, Tag here thought that there was a dog running through the house wares department. That's fabulous.
I turned and watched him go, oh no, I just realized something. There was someone in my family who was scared of dogs. And that someone might here the news that there is supposedly a dog in the store. Oh crap, I had to go find them, now.
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Anyone know who is going to be scared of dogs? Who ever gets it right will get the next chapter dedicated to them, and when I dedicate chapters, trust me, its fun. (That person just might end up IN the chapter- if you know what I mean.)
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