LAST TIME ON ED, EDD N EDDY- THE TEEN SERIES: EDDY'S INFAMOUS CRIMINAL BROTHER RETURNED TO PEACH CREEK WITH THE NOTORIOUS ACIDS GANG IN TOW!! THEY STRUCK A DEAL WITH LEE KANKER'S FATHER, MAGICIAN BALLYHOO BUTCH, TO GET THEM INTO PEACH CREEK UNNOTICED WHILE THEY, IN EXCHANGE, WERE TO HELP BUTCH KIDNAP LEE FOR HIS OWN PURPOSES!! WAR BROKE OUT, AND OUR HEROES WERE FORCED TO RETREAT!! WILL THEY MAKE A COMEBACK, DEFEAT THE VILLAINS, AND SAVE PEACH CREEK?! FIND OUT NOW!!
In the sewer, the teens and kids are taking refuge from the Acids above. Eddy punches a wall in frustration while Lee is having May upchuck various stuff out of her mouth (like she did with the chicken plate in "You Are What You Ed") for the others to use as weapons, with Rachel wiping them with a cloth from her pocket before handing them out. Rachel first gets a pan for herself. Ed is given a mallet. Double-D is given an oversized sling-shot, though he's grossed out by it coming from May's stomach, and everyone else is equally grossed out (except May's sisters and Rachel). Eddy is given twin pots. Sarah and Jimmy are given a bunch of bowling balls in a bucket, with Jimmy holding them. Nazz and Kevin are given bats. Jonny is given brass knuckles. Rolf still has his bone whip, and Lee draws her swordfish from her pocket. Marie is given a steel pipe, and May provides another for herself. Paul is given a putter. Zoe is given a crowbar. Jenna is getting...
"Ew, I ain't usin some slimy-ass hockey stick from May's stomach." Jenna complains as Rachel wipes a hockey stick for her.
"It's all we got right now, so shut up and arm yourself unless you want another Acid to try raping you." Rachel silences Jenna before giving the hockey stick to her. May then upchucks a shovel, then Rachel wipes it and gives it to Kyle: "Here you go, hun."
"Thanks. I'm gonna go check the other cul-de-sac." Kyle climbs up and peeps through the manhole cover into the second cul-de-sac. Acids are also there, emerging from another of Butch's hats. Jenna's mom is being taken out of her house by Acids, and she screams her husbands name: "MANUEL!! MANUEL!!!"
"VANESSA!!" Jenna's dad Manuel beats down two Acids to try reaching his wife, Vanessa. He manages to grab Vanessa's arm, but more Acids appear and jump him. Meanwhile, several of Paul's relatives are fighting the Acids hand-to-hand as another, Paul's ex-Drupe cousin mentioned in "Ed Stroke," is shooting his gun at the gangsters from his third-floor window.
"I'm so glad Mom's at work right now." Kyle says, then an Acid spots him: "HEY YOU!"
"CRAP!" Kyle goes back down to his friends: "We gotta bounce, guys."
"Why?" Nazz asks before Acids start dropping down into the sewer, then she and the others run. But Marie is grabbed and is seemingly slashed in her right eye by an Acid's knife!
"MARIE!" Double-D helps Marie fight off the Acid and they run while Sarah bowls a bowling ball at the other Acids to slow them down before she continues on. Double-D asks Marie in concern: "Are you alright?"
"Yeah I'm fine! I got a glass eye!" Marie lifts the hair over her right eye, lifts up her eyepatch, and pulls out her glass right eye to show it to the bug-eyed Double-D! Marie explains: "I poked out my original eye by accident when I was little. So you ain't the only one with a dirty little secret."
"QUICK, TO OUR PLACE!" Lee directs the others through the sewer leading to the trailer park, then they climb up into the trailer park.
Double-D mumbles "filthy filthy filthy" as he emerges from the sewer. Marie and Kevin look around.
"No Acids here." Kevin says, and Marie points in the direction of the Kanker trailer: "Quick, this way."
At that moment, something zooms by, turns back, and stops in front of the teens and kids. It's a colorful, toy-sized Volkswagen Beetle.
"What the hell?" Paul and the others stare at the miniature car. Its driver door opens, and Butch squeezes halfway out via hammerspace! He takes off his hat to greet the teens and kids:
"Good day, ladies and gents!" he greets, shocking the teens and kids. As Butch puts his hat back on and fully emerges from the mini-car, he adds "... And Leah!"
"If you're hopin for me to come along quietly, it ain't happenin, Pops!" Lee says.
"Then force, it is." Butch snaps his fingers, then Acids start squeezing out of his mini-car.
"GO CALL THE COPS!" Eddy tells the Kankers as he and the others prepare to hold off the Acids and Butch.
"I'm afraid calling the police won't work." Butch says, confusing the teens and kids. "Why not, you ask? Because the Acids took over the police station after I planted one of my many magical hats in there earlier, and they'll prevent any outside police help from there. Furthermore, I planted my other hats all over town, so there's no way you could escape us."
"Then stand and fight, WE SHALL!" Rolf dives into battle, followed by all the others except the Kankers who dash for their trailer. Some Acids chase after the Kankers, while the others fight the teens and kids. Zoe whacks Acids' legs with her crowbar while running under them, then Kyle jumps up to whack them into more gangsters with his shovel. Jimmy provides bowling balls for Double-D's slingshot, which Sarah holds down as Double-D slings the bowling balls at the Acids, sending them into trees and trailers. Kevin and Paul cover each others' backs as they swing their respective weapons at surrounding Acids, though at one point their backs touch, causing them to turn and almost attack each other! Rachel whacks a few Acids with her pan, but it's knocked out of her hands by another Acid's gun. Rachel grabs that Acid's gun, wrestles it out of his grip, and points it at his face while giving him her trademark scary look (the same scary look she used against Paul in "Scary Squirmy Screamathon").
"OK OK, DON'T SHOOT ME! I GIVE!" the Acid fearfully surrenders.
"If you mean that, get on your knees and say it." Rachel tells the Acid, who drops to his knees. But before he can repeat himself, Rachel knocks him out by kicking his face. Meanwhile, Eddy spin-swings at Butch with his pots.
"HAAH!" Eddy yells as he spin-swings, but Butch shields himself with his cape, and when Eddy's attack seems to connect, he cape somehow repels and redirects him towards Jenna, hitting and knocking her down!
"HEY EINSTEIN, I'M ON YOUR SIDE!" Jenna scolds, and Eddy realizes what Butch did: "Agh, that bastard used magic to make me hit Jenn."
Meanwhile, the Kankers reach their trailer and bang on the door. Ursula opens up, and sees the Acids coming for her daughters.
"Outta the way." Ursula tells her daughters, who wisely move as she whips out her giant anchor and flails it on its cord towards the Acids, taking them all out in one go and slamming them through another trailer! But as Ursula draws her anchor back...
"Mom, Dad's here!" Lee alerts Ursula, who sees Butch rushing towards them. The four Kankers go into their trailer, lock the door, and board up the windows at cartoon-speed.
"Geez. First Bubba, now fuckin Butch?" Ursula asks in disbelief, then Butch saws a hole through their wall. The Kankers jump back as Butch slips in.
"Allow me to fix your wall." Butch puts his saw back into his hat, then takes out a silk cloth to throw over the saw-hole and the piece of wall sawn off. He pulls the cloth back, and the wall is restored!
"Nice!" May claps, only to be elbowed by Marie. As Butch approaches the Kankers, he greets Ursula: "Long time no see, Ursie!"
"Don't call me Ursie. I'm not yer little pet anymore." Ursula replies. "And why come for Leah when ya didn't even want her in the first place?"
"Yeah, some father you are." Marie adds.
"I need her to help put my business back together. After all, you were talented, Ursie! And you know what they say: like mother, like daughter!" Butch explains: "Think about it, Leah. As my child, we'll bring Ballyhoo Butch's Magic Circus back to life! We'll make a fortune!"
"Sounds more like you just wanna use me to further your own profit like the greedy fuck you really are." Lee says. "I'm stayin here."
"Oh, so unwise." Butch replies in disappointment, taking out a bottle of purple liquid from his pocket and pouring it into his hat
"You want Leah? Then ya gotta get through me first, Butch!" Ursula readies her anchor. "So I suggest you get the fuck outta my trailer. Now!"
"Gettin through you will be a pain, Ursie." Butch whisks his hand over his liquid-filled hat: "So I'll go AROUND YA!"
Butch seemingly throws the liquid out of his hat towards the Kankers, but he actually used his magic to turn the liquid into a thick smoke that fills the living room, blinding the Kankers.
"I can't see shit!" Marie shouts, then Lee shouts "TO THE KITCHEN!"
The Kankers start going in the direction of the kitchen, but then they hear Butch's cackle coming from there. May gasps.
"LEE, NO!!" May runs through the smoke to grab Lee, who was just exiting the smoke and was about to go right into Butch, who swings his cape at her. May throws Lee back into the living room just as Butch swings, but is caught by his cape herself. As the smoke clears, the other Kankers see that May is gone.
"Where's May?" Ursula asks, then from behind the Kankers, Butch answers "Right here!"
The remaining Kankers turn around, and see May in a wooden box on trestle legs with her head and feet sticking out. She SCREAMS as Butch takes the saw out of his hat again to cut through the box and bisect her.
"LET HER GO, YA SON OF A BITCH!!" Marie charges at Butch with her steel pipe.
"MARIE, STOP!" Ursula yells, but she's too late as Butch grabs Marie's pipe, slams her onto the box May is trapped in, then swings his cape over both of them to capture them and make the box disappear as well. Butch then lunges at Lee with his saw, but Lee parries his attacks with her swordfish. Ursula slams her anchor down, but Butch dodges her. Then Butch summons dozens of magical hats from inside his cape, and they spread throughout the trailer's first floor and stairs.
"Won't be long now!" Butch smirks before diving into one of his magical hats. He pops out of another next to Lee, but she sees and dodges him. Then Butch warps through another hat to try again, but Ursula pulls Lee away, then dodges into the bathroom as Butch makes several more attempts.
"Leah, listen up. I know how Butch's tricks work, including this one." Ursula explains, but she sees Butch throw one of his hats into the bathroom. He then warps through that hat to reach for Lee, so Ursula jumps in front of her. But Butch grins and grabs Ursula's ankle!
"Protective mothers are so predictable!" Butch starts pulling Ursula into the hat with him, but she tells Lee to "DESTROY THE HATS!" before biting her anchor's chain to break it from her belt, then she's completely pulled in. Following Ursula's words, Lee slices the hat Butch caught Ursula with, then she proceeds to destroy the others one-by-one between Butch's attempts to grab her through them.
Outside, Jonny is tiring out as he struggles to continue punching Acids away with the brass-knuckles he got from May. Rolf lashes his bone-whip at surrounding Acids until they shoot at him. Rolf shields himself with his bone-whip, but it gets blown apart by the bullets. Eddy is forced to hide behind a trailer while other Acids approach the tired Sarah, who was separated from Double-D and Jimmy off-screen.
"GET AWAY FROM SARAH!!" Ed goes all out with his mallet against the Acids, then takes a moment to rush with Sarah into a raided trailer, where he whacks two more Acids. But as Ed hides Sarah behind the couch, another Acid appears behind him with a gun. Ed turns around, swings his mallet...
And the others hear the gunshot, followed by Sarah screaming "EEEEDDDDD!!!"
"Oh no!" Double-D worries and he, Eddy and Jimmy try going towards the trailer Ed and Sarah are in. But there's too many Acids.
"NO, WE'RE OUT OF BOWLING BALLS!" Jimmy panics as the Acids surround him, Eddy, Double-D, and all the others teens and kids. But at that moment...
... The Drupes make their timely arrival and start battling it out with the Acids. Jonny, who was knocked to the ground, looks up... and sees Dave, the Drupes' leader from "I Get an Ed Out of You!"
"Dave..." Jonny remembers. "I can't believe I'm sayin this, but Plank and I are glad to see you guys!"
"Just protectin our turf from these niggas." Dave says. "But when you told us off before about us bein no better than these fools, it wasn't til recently that we realized you were right. We cleaned up our act since then, but the Acids haven't, so we gonna teach em the hard way."
"....... Sounds good to Plank!" Jonny gets up and re-joins the fight alongside Dave and the other Drupes. As the two gangs clash, it allows the teens and kids to get inside the trailer that Ed and Sarah are in. Another woman, wearing a black catsuit and shoes with a backpack, is bandaging Ed's injured leg on the sofa.
"Thanks, Erin!" Ed thanks the black-wearing woman, revealed to be Erin. Nazz exclaims "Erin!!"
"About damn time you showed up!" Eddy exclaims.
"Sorry I took so long, but I was just preparing for Danny." Erin explains: "Then I heard Sarah's scream on the way over, so I followed it here. Ed got shot in the leg, but Sarah said he knocked out the shooter at the same time."
"Errr.... This wouldn't have happened if not for my damn brother." Eddy says angrily. "I'm goin back."
"No, don't!" Nazz worries, but Jonny holds her back: "Let him go. The Drupes got the Acids now."
"I'll go with you, Eddy." Double-D says, then Erin: "Me, too. I have a score to settle with your brother as well. The rest of you, take these." Erin passes first-aid kits from her backpack to the teens and kids.
"All this trailer park's phones were cut off, and our cellphones were damaged while fighting the Acids." Rachel says. "So I'll go to my house and call the FBI."
"Alright. The rest of ya, watch over Lumpy." Eddy says as he, Double-D, Erin and Rachel leave. They go back into the sewers, then Rachel splits off from the other three to follow the sewer leading to her street.
Double-D peeps up through the cul-de-sac's manhole, and sees more Drupes fighting the Acids. Double-D tells Eddy and Erin that "They're distracted, but they're exchanging fire."
Erin grabs Eddy and Double-D, then quickly dashes out of the sewer and past the gangsters' crossfire to hide in a bush near where the old house was. From there, they hear Danny chatting inside the McGee house.
"That's him." Eddy says. "And he had everyones' parents trapped in our basement."
Eddy, Erin and Double-D crawl through the grass and into Eddy's backyard, entering the house through Eddy's room. Surprisingly, Eddy's room is unoccupied by any Acids.
"Looks untouched..." Eddy observes, then he checks his closet for any stolen clothes: "Whew, nothin got stolen yet!"
"Shh..." Erin hushes Eddy, because there's four Acids in the kitchen. Erin whispers to Double-D: "Eddy and I will take them, while you go to the basement."
Eddy readies his pots, and Erin takes out nun-chucks from her backpack. They jumps out of Eddy's room to battle two Acids each, while Double-D sneaks past them towards the basement. He tries opening it, but it's locked.
"Damn, it's locked." Double-D looks back, seeing that Eddy and Erin defeated the four Acids. He tells them: "The basement is locked."
"Not a problem!" Eddy has found the key on one of the Acids: "Hehe, bro should've kept the key himself!"
"Eddy, we should take these." Erin takes two cartons of milk from the refrigerator. "Given Danny's lactose intolerance, these could come in handy."
"Of course!" Eddy takes a carton and tosses the basement key to Double-D, who goes to open the basement door while Eddy and Erin head upstairs. But while going up, they're spotted by a camera positioned at the top, then an Acid appears to roll barrels down the steps. Eddy jumps over them and Erin smashes them with karate kicks. Then they both grab a barrel to toss it back up at the Acid, smashing it in his face and knocking him out. Right after the stairs, the ceiling opens up to drop an open safe in front of Eddy and Erin. It has a stink bomb with a 3-second timer inside, so Eddy freaks and quickly tosses it downstairs before it explodes. He and Erin proceed through the upstairs hallway, until the floor opens underneath Eddy, revealing a snake pit! Erin quickly pulls Eddy back before he falls in.
"Christ, now I wish my brother wasn't a whiz at booby traps." Eddy remarks. Erin, being bigger than Eddy, leaps across the snake pit, then brings out a long stick from her backpack for Eddy to grab and bring him across. The next obstacle is a series of wires attached to ceiling weights. Eddy and Erin carefully make their way through them because they're arranged so that if one wire is touched, ALL the weights will fall.
Meanwhile, Rachel peeps up from a manhole a few houses away from her home. Nearby...
"HYAH!" Zoe's dad Thomas is jumping from Acid-to-Acid to kick them in their faces, while Laurie watches from behind a pole. Thomas asks "Laurie, how many thugs did I get so far?"
"Uh... Seventy-five!" Laurie answers her husband, much to his delight!
"Wow, I haven't kicked this much ass in a long time! I'M GOIN FOR TWICE AS MUCH!!" Thomas moves to take down more Acids, allowing Rachel to zip out of the sewer and down the street at cartoon-speed. Then she hides behind a car when she sees more Acids, taking guns from a store called "BENNETT FIREARMS" to put into their car. Not liking this, Rachel readies the gun she took from the Acid she faced earlier, and fires it into the car's gas tank. This blows up the car and roasts the Acids to piles of crisp.
"Lowlifes." Rachel scoffs before continuing down the street past clashing Acids and Drupes, passing another store called "MILO'S MIRRORS" along the way. But at the intersection right before her house, a bunch of Acids block her way. They point their guns at her.
"Drop the gun and put yo hands up, woman." An Acid instructs, and Rachel drops the gun. The Acid tells her again to "Put yo hands up."
"Ok." Rachel starts doing so. But as she slowly puts her arms up from her sides, she suddenly pulls down her top to flash her breasts at the Acids, her back facing the screen! The Acids' eyes bug out and they drool lustfully! Then Rachel's mom Nikki pops up from behind to knock out the Acids with a 4x4 piece of wood while Rachel pulls her top back up!
"Excellent distraction, dear, but don't do it again." Nikki tells Rachel. "Now come on."
Nikki and Rachel rush up their front porch's stairs and through their front door. Rachel then rushes to the kitchen (which has a chandelier like her living room), and she grabs her house phone to dial the FBI.
Back in the McGee house, Eddy and Erin made it through the wire traps. They crouch right beside Danny's door. Erin looks at Eddy, they bob heads, and they jump into the room. Danny sits on a throne at the other end, accompanied by the giant Acid that countered Roger's attack against Danny in the previous chapter.
"Hello, brother I once believed in." Eddy snidely greets.
"Bravo, you made it through all my traps!" Danny applauds. "But I expected as much, from Erin at least."
"You think you can get away with everything you've done to us and others?" Erin angrily asks.
"Do I think I can? HA, I already have, babe!" Danny replies. "And if YOU two think you could change that, then you're just fantasizin. Big Terry here is dyin to satisfy his daily ass-kickin with you two!"
"Bring it." Eddy and Erin ready themselves. Danny snaps his fingers, and Big Terry attacks. Terry swipes his arms at Eddy, who dodges with jumps, but Terry catches Erin in his grasp. Erin quickly takes out pepper spray from her backpack to spray it in Terry's eyes, making him drop Erin as he screams and holds his eyes in pain.
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!" The enraged Terry chases Erin around while Eddy lunges at Danny with one of his pots. Danny blocks with a baton from his pocket, and he smirks before kicking Eddy away.
"EDDY, I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS GUY!" Erin leads Terry out of the room, leaving Eddy to face Danny one-on-one.
"Your days of crime end here, bro." Eddy says, taking out his second pot.
"Looks like I gotta beat ya down again like I did back in the day, eh Pipsqueak?!" Danny asks, putting his shades in his pant's pocket and taking out another baton. They lunge at each other in slow-motion, and they clash weapons. Danny uses his superior experience to back Eddy into one of his stuffed camel's legs, but Eddy goes under the camel and pushes it over Danny, knocking him down. Danny throws the camel aside and Eddy jumps onto him, but Danny whacks Eddy's groin. He then whacks Eddy to the floor and attempts to kick him, but Eddy rolls back and gets up. Eddy prepares to swing one of his pots again, but Danny swaps one of his batons for his gun to shoot the pot out of Eddy's hand. But before Danny can shoot the other pot away, Eddy throws it at Danny. Danny whacks it away, but that was a distraction so Eddy can leap up and give Danny a good punch to the face, sending Danny flying out through his doorway and into the hallway wall, cracking it! As Danny recovers, Eddy wrestles the baton out of his hands, so Danny takes out his other baton. They clash batons and dodge kicks as they go into their parents' room. Danny whacks Eddy into the mirror, breaking it. Danny swings again, but Eddy jumps back onto their parent's bed. Then Danny throws the broken mirror shards at Eddy, but Eddy dodges them and they instead hit the wall.
"You're buyin Mom and Dad a new mirror." Eddy tells his brother.
"Only if you defeat me, and that ain't gonna happen!" Danny replies as he aims his gun at the ceiling and shoots it repeatedly. Eddy wonders why at first, but then he sees that Danny shot out a piece of the ceiling to make fall towards Eddy. Eddy grabs the piece of ceiling and throws it at Danny, but Danny jumps over it and tries kicking Eddy, who jumps off the bed to dodge. Danny then bounces off the bed and up through the hole into the attic. Eddy bounces up after him to continue their battle.
In the Kanker trailer, Lee continues to elude Butch as he warps in-&-out through his magical hats, several of which Lee has already destroyed via her swordfish.
"Hmm, you've cut down quite a few of my hats." Butch comments Lee. "However..."
Lee swings down her swordfish to cut another of Butch's hats, but Butch's hand pops out, grabs her swordfish, and flings it out the window. A bug-eyed Lee looks at Butch.
"You can't take out any more hats as long as I got an eye on em!" Butch says, having changed strategy by sticking one of his arms through his main hat (the one he wears) and out through the other remaining hats to try grabbing Lee. He catches Lee by her wrist using this method, but Lee kicks the hat away to break his grip.
"You're smart. I'll admit that." Lee comments her father while dodging his hat grabs. As she dodges, she accidentally steps inside one of the hats and nearly trips over, but then she notices her same foot sticking up through Butch's main hat for a split second before she pulls it back down and out the hat she stepped into!
"Thats it!" Lee mentally tells herself, then she reaches for and grabs Ursula's detached anchor from their bathroom. She flails Ursula's anchor by its chain at the sofa to knock it towards Butch. While he gets knocked down by the sofa, Lee grabs one of his hats and puts it in her pocket, runs into the kitchen, takes a reflective steel bowl from a cabinet, then hides behind the counter. She lays the steel bowl in front of her, using its reflection to see Butch getting up in the living room.
"Nice try, Leah, but you can't hide forever!" Butch calls out while holding his main hat in his hands. "Don't you wanna join your mother and sisters whom I captured inside my magic bag? Do you really want to live in this shitty old trailer all your life? All four of you could have your lives turn for the better if you join me and my company! It ain't too late to reconsider!"
"I already told ya, Dad." Lee says, laying the magical hat she took earlier in front of her. She raises Ursula's anchor: "I'M STAYIN HERE!!"
Lee slams her mother's anchor down through through the magical hat she took, and Butch looks in bug-eyed surprise as the anchor comes up through his main hat... And BAMMM, it hits Butch right in the face, sends him flying upwards through the trailer's roof, then he falls back down from the sky! He lands on his back on the "Park-n-Flush" sign, which breaks his back and knocks him out cold while the Drupes and Acids continue fighting below.
Meanwhile, all the cul-de-sac parents were freed, and are now fighting alongside the Drupes to drive the Acids back. As Roger and Gladys help Erin against Terry in the McGees' backyard, a hole is blown through their roof. Danny, whose jacket and hat are ripped up, jumps out through the hole from the attic, wielding a torchiere. Eddy, who also has ripped clothes and still has the baton he took from Danny, jumps out as well to chase Danny up the roof. They continue clashing weapons at the top.
"HOW COULD YOU SINK SO LOW, BRO?!" Eddy asks angrily as they clash. "YOU WERE MY IDOL! I LOOKED UP TO YOU! YET, YOU ALWAYS TOYED WITH ME AND NEVER GAVE ME ANY RESPECT! YOU NEVER GAVE MOM OR DAD RESPECT! YOU NEVER GAVE RESPECT TO ERIN, OR TO ANYONE ELSE FOR THAT MATTER!! AND NOW THIS!!?"
"RESPECT?! HAHAHAHA!!" Danny laughs. "That's what my lifestyle gave me!"
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YA TALKIN ABOUT?!" Eddy asks before Danny trips him, causing him to drop his baton and it tumbles down to the back porch.
"Everything I did earned me respect!" Danny says as Eddy gets up, but Danny whacks him down the roof. "I bullied and beat up others, but out of the resulting fear, it earned me respect!"
Danny whacks Eddy further down the roof, forcing Eddy to hang onto the edge above the porch. Danny slides down: "I destroyed the school and other shit, but that earned me respect!"
Danny stomps Eddy's hand, making him scream in pain and he falls off the roof's edge down to the porch below. Danny then tells Eddy: "And all my drug and street business? It ALL earned me RESPECT!!"
Danny leaps down and lands hard on Eddy's back, making him gag out spit, then Danny kicks him through one of the porch's chairs.
"And if you think about it, I got all the respect you always wished you had." Danny gloats as he slowly approaches the exhausted Eddy, who's seemingly unable to get up. "I'll tell ya what, Eddy: if you join me, I'll never fuck around with you again. I'll respect ya and treat ya like an equal. And together, we'll be unstoppable and EVERYONE will respect us!! What do you say?"
At that moment, Eddy sees the baton knocked out of his hand earlier. He looks at Danny to answer him: "No.... FUCK YOU, DANIEL!!"
Eddy swiftly grabs the baton and swipes it at Danny's feet, tripping Danny and making him drop the torchiere. Eddy jumps onto Danny and they wrestle around on the floor until Danny grabs Eddy's baton and flings him into the porch's table, knocking off its parasol. Eddy uses the parasol to shield himself when Danny throws the baton at him, then Danny grabs the torchiere again. He whacks the parasol away to uncover Eddy, but Eddy isn't there...
"YAAAAHHH!!!" Danny hears Eddy behind him. He turns around, only to see Eddy SMASH a porch chair into his face in slow-motion and send him through the porch's wooden rail-bars, in which his head gets stuck on the other side.
"AGH!" Danny tries pulling his head out, but Eddy races to the side his head is stuck on. Eddy takes out the milk carton Erin gave him, opens it, and holds Danny by the neck to hold the open carton right by his mouth! Danny's eyes bug out: "You... You wouldn't dare!"
"Give it up. It's over, bro." Eddy declares.
"Eddy!" Gladys's voice calls, then Eddy sees his parents and Erin come over. They defeated Terry off-screen and Terry is seen knocked out on the ground, a tree having been apparently smashed over his head.
"Ah, looks like Eddy did my work for me!" Roger comments upon seeing Danny at Eddy's mercy. "Good job, son!"
Danny grins sheepishly as Eddy, their parents and Erin glare at him. Erin goes to grab the torchiere, and she approaches Danny with it.
"Wait! No hard feelings, right Erin?!" Danny asks as if for mercy: "Mom?... Dad? Come on guys, let's talk about this!"
"Oh we'll talk, Danny. Through action." Erin answers with a dark look on her face: "Because actions speak louder than words."
And with that, Erin raises the torchiere, swings it at Danny, and WHAMMM!!!
Later at the cul-de-sac corner, after Rolf's giant wall has been taken down off-screen, Lee unties and opens a small burlap bag, releasing her sisters and mother from inside via hammerspace.
"Yuck! Lee, your dad's magic bag smells like walrus inside." comments the grossed-out Marie as she, Ursula and May squeeze out. Ursula asks "Where's Butch?"
"Over there!" Lee points to several FBI officers and their cars, where several Acids are being forced into the cars. The handcuffed Butch is also being taken to one of the cars.
"To believe that the famous Butch Hughes would actually acquaint himself with gangsters to kidnap his offspring? Unbelievable." an FBI officer scoffs. Butch looks at Lee one more time, and she waves goodbye as Butch is forced into an FBI car.
"Good riddance." Ursula says. Then the Kankers, Rachel and Nikki watch along with the other teens, kids and parents of both cul-de-sacs (except Double-D's who are absent like always) as the handcuffed Danny is taken to another car by two officers. Danny's face is heavily bruised and black-eyed from Erin's beating. Erin is currently watching alongside Nazz and Tabby.
"That's him, Mom." Kyle points out Danny for his mother, Becky, who looks at Danny and asks "Didn't he used to work at Mondo-A-GoGo?"
"We've been lookin for you for a looong time, McGee!" one of the FBI officers tells Danny as they throw him into their car. "You're goin to a top-security federal prison with the other top Acids and Butch."
"SEE YA IN A HUNDRED YEARS, BRO!!" Eddy waves farewell to his brother, who scornfully looks at him one last time before the FBI drive him, Butch, and the other top Acids away. After they go, Jonny leaves his parents to meet Dave and a few Drupes near the lane.
"Well, we won't be seein the Acids again, at least not for a while!" Jonny says, then listens to Plank: "..... Plank wants to know if we're good with each other now. Are we?"
"Yeh! See ya around, homie!" Dave bumps fists with Jonny, then he and the other Drupes leave. meanwhile, Double-D and Ed, who's using crutches, approach Eddy. Eddy asks "You doin ok, Ed?"
"Yeah." Ed answers. "The gunshot isn't too serious. The medics said it'll heal in two or three weeks!"
"So Eddy, now that you've defeated the man who misled you and brought him to justice, what will you do now?" Double-D asks.
"I'm gonna be a bigger, better person than my brother ever was!" Eddy answers, to which Roger comments "That's my boy!"
Meanwhile, two Caucasian men look at Peach Creek from a clifftop. One man has combed black hair, a prominent chin, and wears a navy-blue business suit over a white shirt, a red-&-black necktie, and black shoes. The other is skinny, has curly brown hair, and wears a beige suit.
"Is this town the site you have chosen, sir?" The skinny businessman asks.
"Yes, it is." the other businessman answers, then he grins widely: "The future site of our new facility!"
The End!!!
Trivia: Big Terry is named after the show's voice director, Terry Klassen, who also voiced Eddy's brother in BPS. The "Bennett Firearms" store is named after Cle Bennett, my ideal voice actor for Paul! And "Milo's Mirrors" is named after Candi Milo, my ideal voice actress for Zoe! Also, credit goes to Bookworm2k9 for inspiring the "Jenna getting nearly raped" and "Ed getting injured" ideas.
But who are those two guys that appeared at the end of this episode, you ask? You'll have to wait a few more episodes to find out. In the meantime, stay tuned for next week's episode!
