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Alright, last chapter, I asked you who was going to be afraid of dogs, and only two of you got it right! Most of you guys guessed Rosalie, followed by Emmett. But the answer is, drum roll please- Edward!!!

Congrats to Caitlin and IamnotstalkingEmmett for getting it right!! This chapter is for you guys!!!

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Chapter Eight- Batman and Robins?

EDWARDS POV

I wondered off into the store, of course Alice would give me something like this, of course. She was just mad because I beat her in chess yesterday; all of the other's missions were much easier and less embarrassing. Stupid little pixie.

I turned the corner to find myself inside the home wares stuff, where the towels were located. I apparently needed one, according to my assignment.

Number Seven- Drape a towel over you shoulders and run around the store singing "na na na na na na na Batman! Come Robin, to the bat cave!"

Yeah, that's fun.

I grabbed the nearest towel, which was a soft blue color, and fastened it around my shoulders. I rolled my eyes and took a deep breath before going.

There was no way I would do this if she hadn't threatened to kidnap Bella and make her go shopping for a week. She was planning to enforce that threat too, if needed. I sighed, Bella, I must really love you.

I began running, at human speed, around the store. Everywhere I went people stared at me like I was some crazy lunatic. Well, I guess I looked that way.

Some old guy flipped me off as I passed. But as I turned around to give him the bird back, I ran into some girl.

"Sorry." I muttered. She just stared at me. She looked up at me, she was only about four or five, as far as I could tell.

"Who you?" She asked me, her eyes wide with curiosity. I sighed.

"I'm Edward Cullen." I said, helping her up. I winced slightly when I held her hand, but she didn't seem to notice my cold skin.

"E-ward, I'm Caitlin, why you wear cape?" She asked me. Her little voice really was adorable, Stop it Edward!

"I am pretending to be batman." I muttered, embarrassed. Great, now I was embarrassed just talking to a four year old, I was going to murder Alice later.

"Can I be Robin?" She asked me, I looked at her.

"Where are your parents?" I asked.

She pointed over to a woman who was standing a little ways away, grabbing items from the shelves. I went over to her, and cursing myself, I asked her mom.

"Um, I'm sorry to bother you, but your daughter here wants to play with me, can I let her." Oh god, I sounded like a crazy child molester. But the woman didn't even bat an eyelash.

"Go Caitlin, be back in half an hour." I stared, amazed. What kind of mother was she? I looked back down at Caitlin, who was staring up at me, I sighed, and went over to get another cape.

"What color?" I asked, she smiled.

"Pink." She answered. "Can we get my other sister too?" She asked. Oh great, but I nodded.

I let her pull me over to where another girl was standing.

"What's your name." I asked, somewhat reluctantly, I was not a day camp, but I couldn't turn down the look on their faces.

"IANSE" She answered. I looked over at Caitlin quizzically.

"She goes by initials, they stand for Ida Ann Nicole Sidney Emily, but she made up the words I am not stalking Emmett, instead.

I looked at her, she was like six. Seriously? I tried to read their thoughts, but Caitlin had moved on to thinking about her favorite color, pink, and IANSE was thinking about some game she wanted.

"Let's go." I said, and after teaching them what to say, and fastening their towels, we took off.

"Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na Batman!" WE sang out. "And Robins!" The little girls added.

We went around the store like this, earning many, many stares, but then an announcement came over the speakers. "Attention, we have a dog loose in the store, everyone, please remain calm while we get it."

I froze, if my heart was still beating it might have stopped. Dog. Oh, no.

"Edward, what wrong?" Came IANSE's voice. My throat went dry. I couldn't breath, not that I needed too, but still.

My eyes were wide, I knew it. I had to get out of here. I suddenly took off, but about half way through the store, I ran into Jasper, who was looking at me with an amused expression.

"There is no dog Edward, that was just my mission, to tell an employee that." He explained. I relaxed.

"I know, I was just, a, had to go to the bathroom." I lied lamely.

"Vampires don't need to use the bathroom." Jasper told me flatly.

"Well, what I meant was, I, uh." I stuttered.

"We all know you're afraid of dogs." Alice chirped from behind me. I spun around, Emmett and Alice were walking up to us.

"Nice towel man." Emmett noted. I grabbed it and through the towel to the ground.

"Where are Bella and Rosalie?" I asked.

"They aren't done yet, but I don't think they would mind if we watched them finish." She suggested with a devious grin.

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What did you guys think, I made it super long, since I don't think I will be able to update tomorrow.

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I am going to be writing a special Valentine's Day one shot, look for it up either tomorrow or Saturday!

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Alright, this time whoever can come up with the best rhyme, like the ones back in chapter, I don't know, I think it was five or six, will get the next chapter dedicated to them!