Definitely my latest chapter here, due to me being busy shopping for Mother's Day gifts, but Episode 21 is done (rhyme intended)!
Warning: This chapter has an intimate scene that may be unsuitable for some audiences.
At Rolf's farm, Rolf comes from his kitchen with a bucket strapped on top of his head and a collar & leash in one hand. He uses his other hand to whistle for...
"Rolf calls for your duty, Meggy." Rolf tells Meggy after whistling for her to come over. She stops in front of Rolf, who puts on her collar: "Sniff out truffles you must, as Rolf will need them in making the cuisine for Nazz girl's household soiree."
Meggy snorts as Rolf attaches her leash, then Ed comes in through the gate from Rolf's front yard, wearing his work attire and putting on his boots as he rushes towards Rolf, falling as he hurries to put on his boots. He calls: "I'M HERE, BOSS!"
"Your arrival is well-timed, Pheasant Tail! Since Mama lost her wig overnight, Rolf needs you in her stead." Rolf directs Ed to a huge stack of barrels near his shed, then drops a bunch on Ed. "Your job is to transport all these barrels of fruity produce into Rolf's kitchen and process them all for Nazz's party refreshments."
"Aye aye, Captain!" Ed salutes after climbing out of the barrels Rolf dropped on him. Shortly afterwards, Double-D comes through the farm gate.
"Excuse me, Rolf. A moment of your time, I ask?" Double-D asks as he approaches Rolf.
"How may Rolf assist you?" Rolf asks after halting Meggy.
"I must know of the person who informed you of the senior skip." Double-D explains: "That way, I can trace the word back to whoever orchestrated this mass truancy."
"Is that so, he who doesn't seem to approve of his fellow upperclassmens' actions!" Rolf asks while chuckling: "Heh, Rolf doubts you'll find the one who planned this day! But if you really must know, Rolf caught word from blond bombshell Nazz girl. Now excuse me, Rolf must commence his truffle hunt with Meggy."
Rolf goes off with Meggy while Double-D heads in the opposite direction towards Nazz's house. Ed sees him leaving the farm while carrying barrels into Rolf's kitchen: "Where ya goin, Double-D?"
"Nazz's house to see if she's there." Double-D answers.
"She isn't." Ed tells Double-D. "Nazz and Jonny went to buy some stuff for her party."
"If that's the case..." Double-D takes his cellphone out of his pocket to call Nazz. But Nazz doesn't pick up, and instead:
"Sorry, I can't answer your call right at this moment, so just leave me your name and a message after the beep, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can." Nazz's voice says, prompting Double-D to try again, but she still doesn't answer the call, because she's driving her SUV. Jonny sits shotgun with his scooter in the back.
"Nazz, your phone's ringin. Why don't cha pick it up?" Jonny asks.
"Not til we get to the store. Calls distract me and I don't wanna crash." Nazz answers. Meanwhile, Double-D leaves a message: "This is Double-D, Nazz. Contact my residence as soon as possible. I'll be waiting."
Double-D returns home, goes up to his room, and tries to kill the time by gathering some scraps on his desk to try making a new invention out of them. But he cannot, and he drops his face onto the desk.
"I can't believe I've skipped school, an intolerable act in Mother's and Father's book. What if they find out?" Double-D worries, growing increasingly frantic and his heart starts pounding as he paces around his room: "Hopefully they'll understand, and maybe they won't mind me missing one day!... No, no they would not. Father will take away my labeler. Perhaps I could tell Mother, but wait that's a terrible idea. She can't keep a secret if she tried. Maybe I'll tell them Eddy reset my clock, but then chances are they wouldn't want us to associate anymore due to negative influence. Think, Double-D... I got it! I'll tell them that I contracted another illness from yesterday. But then again, I'd be lying to them. How could I lie to my own parents? That's inhumane!"
Before his panic progresses further, the phone downstairs rings: "That must be Nazz!" Double-D zips downstairs to reach the phone, and sees "Nazz Van B." on the caller ID. But just as he grabs the phone...
"There you are, Sockhead!" Eddy's arm reaches for Double-D, grabs his shirt, and pulls him off-screen, causing him to drop the phone on the floor. Eddy takes Double-D out through the front door, while Nazz asks for Double-D on the phone:
"Hello?... Double-D, what happened?" Nazz asks. "...Hellooo?"
"Eddy, release me!" Double-D tries in vain to break from Eddy's grasp.
"I need your help bringin the party drinks, and I'm talkin about a whole shitload of em!" Eddy explains.
As the sun sets, the teens start getting ready for Nazz's party. Nazz is doing her hair in her bathroom. Paul is putting on a red shirt with long white sleeves to go with his blue jeans and white sneakers, then he reaches for a red cap on one of his bedposts. We see a close-up of Rachel's lips as she applies pinkish-purple lipstick. Lee puts on black shades. The shadowy Ed sprays himself with cologne. Lastly, Plank is shown wearing a beanie similar to Jonny's, but is green-&-white-striped instead of blue. Jonny's arm reaches for him.
"Here we go, buddy!" Jonny's voice exclaims as he and Plank set off to Nazz's house.
At Nazz's party, teens watch as Nazz and May do a choreographed dance to the song "Bad Romance." Nazz did her hair into downward-facing pigtails, and she's wearing a bright green tubetop, black jeggings, bright green converses, a bright green cotton hat, and fingerless black gloves reaching halfway to her elbows (overall, this outfit resembles a more grown-up version of Zoe's). May still has her hair in a ponytail, and is wearing a puffy-sleeved pink shirt with a white clam logo, blue jeans, black converses, and bracelets on her right wrist.
"GET IT, NAZZ!" Jonny cheers while Ed goes "WHOO!" for May. Jonny is showing his afro and is wearing a black shirt, green camo pants, and black sneakers. Ed is wearing a buttoned, long-sleeved, black-lined white shirt with black jeans and the same sneakers he usually wears.
"Nazz, where's Jenn?" May asks Nazz as they dance. "Didn't she learn this with us in dance class?"
"She went out with Kevin." Nazz answers. "I wonder what they're doin right now."
The song "Rock With You" plays as the camera shifts to the other side of the living room, where Eddy is using Nazz's computer while Lee, Marie, Paul and a few others watch. Eddy is wearing a short-sleeved blue-&-orange plaid shirt over a white t-shirt, blue jeans, white sneakers, and a blue-&-orange cap. Lee's hair is styled like Wilma Flintstone's, and along with her aforementioned shades, she's also wearing a zipped purple vest, blue jeans with a brown belt (instead of her usual pink belt), and heeled brown boots. Marie is wearing a gray-&-black-striped tanktop, a dark red skirt with a black belt (also instead of her usual pink one), 3/4-length black leggings, the same converses she always wears, and a dark red cap instead of her usual green one.
"HAHAHA, Kevin's the man!" Eddy exclaims as he communicates with Kevin via online chat (shown in bold). Kevin typed: "Jenn's dancin around in her undies right now, and I'm about 2 get in bed with her in a little bit ^O^"
"Uh-oh, CK's gon' get some Venezuelan pussy, nigga!" Paul exclaims as Eddy types and sends: "Wat manueverz u gonna do on her?"
"I'll think of somethin when I reach climax!" Kevin types back.
"Hey Marie, did you and Double-D hit climax yet?" Lee jokingly asks, earning her a punch from Marie. Eddy types and sends: "Aight Kev, I'm loggin out now, but let Jenn make the first move. Remember, ladyz first!"
"She already makin the first move on me! And I'm recordin it with a hidden cam so I can show ya guyz when we come back ^_~ Captain Kev signin out." Kevin logs out.
"EZEddy signin out." Eddy logs out. Some of the girls shriek "Oh my God!" as Jenna is getting in bed with Kevin right now. Eddy shouts to the other seniors: "YO GUYS, KEV AND JENN ARE GETTIN IT ON!"
"OOOOOOHHHH!" several seniors cheer and whoop, while others are less surprised.
"Rolf saw that coming ever since the evening they first locked labials." says Rolf, wearing a sleeveless green shirt, blue jeans, purple-&-yellow fish shoes, and a porcupinefish hat. He is having a drink.
"Hopefully they're usin condoms!" Nazz giggles a bit before going to her front door. "I'll be back, guys. I'm gonna go get Kyle cuz his mom doesn't want him out alone at night."
Nazz leaves through her front door as Rachel enters, still having her hair in a half-ponytail. She's wearing a pinkish-purple, off-shoulder, bell-sleeved top that shows her cleavage and stomach, 3/4-length black pants that flare out towards the bottom, long black socks, low-heeled white shoes, and the same flower clip she always wears. Her low-riding pants also reveal a small pink starfish tattoo on her right hip near her stomach.
"Rachel, you sexy bitch!" Lee comments.
"Thanks! I made this myself!" Rachel replies as she walks up, then listens to "Rock With You" as it plays: "... Y'know, Michael was the only pop singer I ever really liked. I kinda miss him."
Paul's eyes bug out upon seeing Rachel's party look, and the "Rock With You" chorus plays as he stares at her. She glances at him, which makes him zip away and jump behind Nazz's armchair.
"Ok, so Ray Ray's showin off her body! Don't lose yoself Paul man, or she'll make you scream again." Paul warns himself, taking out his notepad and pencil again. "I gotta continue the experiment. Let's see... Ah, she likes MJ!" Paul writes down.
Double-D comes in, wearing a brown vest over a short-sleeve buttoned red shirt, purple jeans, and brown-&-white sneakers.
"Sorry I took so long, fellas. But it took me a while to select a good vest." Double-D explains.
"EEEE!" Marie glomps Double-D, knocking him to the floor and saying "I've been waitin half an hour for you! Come on, let's get it!"
"But I still can't dance." Double-D breaks away from Marie, sweating nervously. Marie smirks, and Rachel tells her "You really like unnerving him a lot, don't you?"
"What can I say? He's cute when he's nervous! Observe!" Marie flashes her stomach at Double-D, making him nervously fall back on the floor as Marie giggles: "I'm just playin around, honey! Now let's dance!"
Marie takes Double-D to dance while Eddy, Lee and Rachel go into the kitchen, with Paul crawling along the floor worm-style to follow Rachel unnoticed. Marie dances with Double-D alongside Ed & May and Steve & Christine while the others clap to the beat.
"Just follow my lead." Marie whispers in Double-D's ear as they dance, going on until "Rock With You" ends. Then "Boom Boom Pow" plays as Jonny steps up to breakdance, but Double-D stops him for a moment.
"Jonny, where's Nazz?" he asks.
"She went to get Kyle. He's playin his guitar at parties and events for cash!" Jonny answers. "They'll be here in a little while. Why?"
"Because I need to- AH!" Double-D gets pulled along by Marie.
"If you don't wanna dance, we'll just have a few drinks to get ya in the mood." Marie and Double-D go into the kitchen. Eddy is showing Lee and Rachel the various drinks he bought: Jack Daniels, Bacardi, Hennessey, Grey Goose, Hypnotiq, Baileys, and Guinness. There's also a bunch of prepared glasses for the drinking. Lee serves herself some Bacardi while Rachel serves herself some truffle pasta at Nazz's counter.
"Yo Lee, pass the Grey Goose for my boo and Hypnotiq for me." Marie requests, and Lee tosses the bottles to her.
"Marie, I don't wish to become intoxicated again." Double-D says. "Last time that happened, my household got demolished as if a hurricane struck. And Nazz is out of her mind to do the same with her mother away."
"But you dance soooo good when you're drunk!" Marie says as she pours herself some Hypnotiq, and Eddy adds "Yeah, you topped everyone else at your party after you got wasted off that Incredible Hulk."
"Try a screwdriver. It ain't as bad." Lee mixes some OJ and Grey Goose in a cup, puts ice in it, then slides it to Double-D.
"I'd rather have coffee." Double-D declines the screwdriver.
"Then I'll make some Baileys coffee, my drink of choice. Trust me, you'll like that one." Rachel says, to which Double-D leans his chin on his hand and replies "Fine."
"Baileys coffee is Ray Ray's favorite drink." Paul records in his notepad, watching from inside one of the kitchen cabinets.
Later, a remix of "How Low" plays, with Sheranne dancing to it. Out on Nazz's illuminated backyard porch, the Eds, Kankers and Rachel are drinking together on the porch's chairs. Double-D and Rachel are drinking their aforementioned Baileys coffee. Paul spies from under the porch. Eddy, Marie and Rachel smoke as they drink.
May takes a pic of Lee's and Rachel's necks, who respectively have "K" and "O" tattoos on the back of their necks (Rachel removed her choker to reveal hers) to spell out "KO." Lee shouts the tattoos' meanings: "Kankers and Owens KNOCK fuckers OUT! Hahaha!"
"I guess this isn't too bad after all, but I am a tad disoriented." Double-D comments his Baileys coffee.
"It's called bein tipsy, nerdo." Eddy explains while lighting a cigarette for Lee, then he continues: "You just don't got the stomach for alcohol like Rachel does. Am I right, Ms. Ireland?"
"Here we go again with the stereotyping." Rachel rolls her eyes as she flicks her cigarette butt into a nearby ash-bin. "And I suppose all Mexicans hopped the border, right?"
BWAHAHAHA, that's a good one!" Eddy laughs, and Rachel sighs. Paul writes "Ray Ray don't like stereotypes."
May sits up on Ed's lap to kiss him, and he asks in a rather drunken tone: "Hey May... How low... can ya go?"
"... Wanna find out?" May asks back, and she takes him inside to dance to "How Low," followed by Eddy and Lee after they flick their cigarette butts into the ash-bin.
"Let's take one more pic before we go in!" Marie suggests as she discards her cigarette butt, and she & Rachel each put an arm over Double-D's shoulders. Marie holds the camera up to take the pic. They look at it, and Marie comments "This is totally a Facebook pic! You should make an account, Rach. Everybody has one."
"Nah, Facebook is overrated." Rachel declines, and Paul writes down "Ray Ray don't like Facebook."
Paul then hears Double-D's, Marie's and Rachel's footsteps as they head inside. He gets up to follow them, only to hit his head on the porch's underside and he goes "AGH!" This alerts Double-D, Marie and Rachel. The music inside stops.
"Someone's under the porch." Double-D says, and Rachel goes under it.
"OH SHIT! WAIT, IT AIN'T WHAT YOU THINK!" Paul panics, bursting through the porch floor but Rachel pulls him back down. Paul then manages to crawl out, but Rachel still holds onto his legs. "HELP ME!"
"Let's get back." Marie backs away with Double-D as Rachel restrains Paul by sitting on him and pinning his arms with hers.
"AAAAAHHHH, PLEASE RAY RAY! DON'T CASTRATE ME!" Paul screams and struggles. "I WAS JUST FOLLOWIN YOU ALL THIS TIME TO GET YO INTERESTS AND HOBBIES DOWN, LIKE HOW YOU LIKE ART, LITERATURE, SINGING, AND, AND LISTENING TO THEM ROCKBANDS & MICHAEL JACKSON! I KNOW IT SEEMS LIKE I'M SOME SICK CREEPY STALKER, BUT I JUST WANTED TO GET TO KNOW YOU, BABE! I DON'T WANT YOU HATIN ME CUZ I LOOKED AT YOU NAKED IN SEVENTH GRADE! I KNOW WHAT I DID WAS WRONG, BUT YOU AIN'T JUST PRETTY! YOU'RE STRONG AND SMART TOO, AND I JUST WANNA MAKE UP FOR WHAT I DID AND BECOME FRIENDS WITCHU, RACHEL! BUT IF YOU STILL MAD, THEN PLEASE, JUST HAVE MERCY ON MY SHITTY ASS!"
Paul starts crying in fear, and Rachel has a remorseful look on her face after hearing everything he said.
"Paul... I'm sorry, too. Maybe even moreso." Rachel apologizes, shocking Paul while Double-D and Marie watch on. Rachel loosens her grip on Paul's arms and she helps him up to their knees, but she still holds onto him as she explains: "I'm not really the type to rip others to shreds. I actually abhor violence and prefer compassion & love. That's what my starfish tattoo symbolizes. I didn't mean to traumatize you the way I did, but the thing there is, you caught me by surprise and I reacted by instinct. Any other girl would've done the same."
"Damn straight." Marie agrees.
"Shut it, we're having a moment." Rachel silences Marie, then continues: "Anyway, any other girl would've done the same. It's human nature. But I'll admit that in my case, I went overboard, and I cursed myself ever since. I apologize for hurting you so badly, Paul." Rachel gently wipes Paul's tears and helps him onto his feet with her: "We were both at fault, but I forgive you after hearing your little confession. You're righting your wrongs, and I wanna do the same with you. I'll even spend the night with you if you like! So could you forgive me, too?"
"... Y-Y-Yes... Yes, Ray Ray!" Paul answers, and Rachel smiles and hugs him. Paul hugs her back: "I love you, girl!"
"This is so touching, isn't it, Marie?" Double-D asks Marie, who merely answers "Meh. I'm neutral with Paul."
"Hey wait a moment, Ray Ray. Then why'd ya scare me again on Halloween?" Paul asks.
"Eddy paid me." Rachel answers. "But another thing, Paul. The way you were following me around does sound obsessive, so don't continue that. If you want to get to know me, just talk to me straight up. Ask me questions and such. It shouldn't be too hard anymore if you're curbing your perversion."
Paul vaguely hears "Hey Daddy" playing inside, so he asks Rachel: "Uhhh, wanna dance?"
"Sure! I'm not really much of a dancer, though." Rachel answers. "I do know a little hip and belly action, but that's pretty much it."
"That's all you need to know!" Paul reassures her, and they go inside with Double-D & Marie to dance to "Hey Daddy."
"Feelin in the mood, yet?" Marie asks Double-D, her arms over Double-D's shoulders.
"I'm... unsure." Double-D answers, so once "Hey Daddy" ends, Marie takes him into the kitchen for some screwdrivers. Double-D is less resistant due to the Baileys he drank earlier.
Later, the song "Carry Out" plays. Rolf steps up to dance to it, and he has learned well, as everyone is cheering! Nearby, Rachel and Paul are holding each other as they rock along to the beat and watch Ed & May grind.
"Yo Ray Ray, um... Ya know how to grind?" Paul asks Rachel, who smirks before spinning around to grind on him with her hands on her hips!
"REPS TO PAUL BOY FOR GETTIN AN OLDER GIRL!" Rolf cheers.
"You know, maybe I should party more often! This really feels good!" Rachel exclaims as she grinds on Paul, then Double-D and Marie return while doing the same. As Timberlake sings his "I can feed you, you can feed me" line, Ed and May are then seen feeding each other pieces of fruit on the sofa. After Rolf dances, Lee hops in and does a handstand so Eddy can dance atop her feet. Then Eddy drops down to dance alongside Kyle who has suddenly appeared! Kyle is wearing a colorful Aloha shirt, khaki shorts, and white sneakers.
"WASSUP?" Kyle greets as he and Eddy dance for the ladies.
"Kyle?" Double-D is surprised to see Kyle. "He's only thirteen. What's he... Wait, if Kyle's present, that also means... NAZZ! Excuse me a moment, Marie."
Double-D finds Nazz grinding on Jonny. Nazz waves: "Hey, Double-D! You enjoyin yourself?"
"Yes, but I need to ask you this." Double-D begins: "Who told you of the senior skip?"
Nazz stares at Double-D, then she and Jonny look at each other, and they giggle. Nazz answers: "Jonny told me!"
"And Plank organized it all!" Jonny reveals, making Double-D's jaw drop to the floor as he goes "HUUUHHH!"
"I know what you're thinkin, Double-D, but it's true." Jonny says while pointing at Plank, who's lying on the floor with a drunken look drawn on his face with several Jack Daniels bottles scattered around him. "Plank planned the entire senior skip, so we told Nazz, and she spread the word from there while planning this party!"
"But... But... Why?... WHY?" Double-D asks in shock: "HOW COULD YOU GUYS FORSAKE YOUR OWN EDUCATION ONLY TO PARTY AND GET HAMMERED? THINK ABOUT YOUR FUTURE!"
"Double-D, you're a workaholic who worries way too much." Nazz says. "All that work is precisely the reason Jonny and Plank planned the skip. We never have enough time for leisure nowadays because, once we get outta school, we all gotta work at our jobs. Jonny at the pet shop, Kevin at the video store, Eddy at the game store, Ed & Rolf tending livestock, Jenn & Lee at Dickie's, me babysittin little kids, etcetera. Besides, Senior Skip Day is an annual tradition across the country, and we had to keep that tradition alive! We ALL need a little break to rest or we'd get burned out by constant work. We ALL need a little free time to chill out and have fun. And we ALL need to get loose every once in a while. That's the truth, Double-D. It's worth missing one school day. Now have fun, because this will all be gone tomorrow when we go back to work."
Nazz and Jonny grind away while Double-D is left wide-mouthed and speechless, remembering what Eddy told him in the morning: "But dude, you really gotta loosen up and have fun once in a while."
Later, several seniors gather around the armchair as Kyle plays and sings a guitar song. Nazz smiles in enjoyment.
"I love guitar!" the loose-haired May comments Kyle's song as she lays on top of the wasted, shirtless Ed on the sofa. Lee puts the also-drunk Eddy in a corner to rest, then joins Rachel and Paul in listening to Kyle. Rachel has her arm around Paul's shoulders, while Paul has his arm around her waist.
"Isn't he just adorable!" Rachel asks Lee about Kyle. Double-D looks at Rachel after hearing her, and remembers her saying "Even I need to get loose every once in a while."
The drunken Marie approaches Double-D, dropping her glass and grabbing Double-D with an amorous expression. Double-D then remembers what Nazz told him: "We ALL need to get loose every once in a while. That's the truth, Double-D."
Lee and Rachel watch as Marie takes Double-D outside, and Rolf, sitting on a stool, exclaims "Hoho, Rolf sees where that's goin, yo!"
As Marie takes Double-D down the sidewalk, she asks him "Ready for some lone time at your house, baby? Heeheehee!..."
While she pulls him along, Double-D repeatedly remembers what Eddy, Rachel and Nazz said until they clutter up his mind. Once he clears it, he mentally tells himself "... They were right... They were right all along... I've been worrying too much... Maybe I do need to loosen up..."
Marie takes Double-D into his candle-lit living room, where Marie pushes Double-D onto his sofa. Then she sits up on Double-D's lap, throws her hat off, undoes her ponytail, lifts off Double-D's vest, unbuttons his shirt, and throws it aside. Then she starts tongue-kissing him...
"Yes, yes I do... It's time for me... to loosen up... and have fun..." Double-D mentally says as Marie leans back to remove her tanktop and toss it aside, revealing her black bra. Double-D leans forward to kiss her lips, and she blushes and pulls him in to deepen their kiss, brushing his hat off in the process. They giggle, fall over onto the sofa, and stroke each others' hair and skin as they continue making out...
The next morning, Double-D awakens on the sofa with Marie on top of him.
"Good morning, sweetums!" Marie kisses Double-D and snuggles with him. Double-D freaks out upon seeing his and Marie's clothes on the floor, and that they're only wearing their undergarments!
"Holy lord! What happened? Where are we?" Double-D asks as he gets up. Then he sees Ed and Eddy, back in their normal clothes, banging on the window and yelling at them to "GET OUTTA THERE!"
"Huh? What's-" Marie is interrupted by Jimmy's SCREAM!
"MY EYES! I'M SEEING SOMETHING I SHOULDN'T BE SEEING! MOM, DAD!" the pajama-wearing Jimmy, covering his eyes, runs upstairs to get his parents! Marie screams "SHIT!"
"WE GOTTA HIGH-TAIL IT, MARIE!" Double-D and Marie quickly put their clothes back on as they rush through the front door out of Jimmy's house, then Ed and Eddy help them run off!
The End!
I forgot to mention this over the course of the last few chapters, but I've made a few more Teen Series pics on deviantArt since Febuary/March. You can check them out if you like, and I'll make more soon. Also stay tuned for my next episode! I'll try getting it up faster.
