Alright guys, I know you all probably hate me for not updating for like four days, when I said I would update everyday, and honestly, my excuse is not so great. I kind lost my paper with all the things to do on it… whoops. Hey, if you want you can leave me a flame, I have never gotten one, and I want to experience it.
Oh, I know, we can have a flame contest! Who ever can leave the best, most original flame! The winner get's the next chapter dedicated to them, and we all know how much fun that is…
(Wow, I just reread what I wrote… weird.)
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Chapter Nine- Shoes
(We left off with Edward afraid of dogs, and Alice, Jasper, Edward, and Emmett going to find out what Rose and Bella are up to.)
ROSALIE'S POV
I couldn't believe Alice had given me this one, honesty, of all the ones on her list.
Number eight-Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they say you didn't buy it there say "The customer is always right dammit!!" Make a scene.
She new I hated making scenes, unless, of course, it was for something good and fun- like the time she and Emmett started making out in the middle of gym, that had been fun… though Carlisle and Esme hadn't been too thrilled.
Anyone, I walked over to the shoe department, and let out a sigh. My fabulous kitten heels were far better than anything in here, but whatever.
"Excuse me!" I called out loudly, and smirked as a young guy dashed instantly to my side. He was young, and way to eager. I glanced at his name plate, Tag. Weird.
"Yes?" He asked, staring at me. Well this could be fun.
"Hello." I purred at him with a wink. He almost fell over backwards, but caught himself just in time.
"Ma-may I help you miss?" He asked. I let out a sigh.
"Actually, yes, I want to return these shoes." I whispered, smiling at him. I slowly slipped my shoes off; I think he might have drooled.
"Alright, one moment miss." He said. I glanced behind me and saw most of my family hiding behind a large display of tennis shoes.
I winked at them, and they all laughed.
"Rose, if you keep doing that, that poor guy will feint." Alice hissed at me, just loud enough so I could here. The other members of my family shook their heads and agreement.
"Alright, alright, but it would be funny." I muttered.
"True, but we will be needing poor tag later on, so don't bully him quite yet." Alice responded, smirking back at me.
"Um, miss, we don't carry these shoes here, I'm sorry." He told me. I tried not to smile, of course they didn't have them, they probably cost more than all the shoes here combined.
Edward let out a laugh from behind me, but quickly covered it as a sneeze.
"Wait, I thought the customer was always right." I said, staring Tag directly in the eye.
"Well, they are, but, well, in this circumstance." He stuttered, looking down at the floor.
"Are you saying I'm not right, I am the customer, god dammit, I'm always right!" I yelled, my voice getting louder as the sentence went are.
He kept stuttereing, and I got up, pleased that other people were now gathering around, staring. Maybe Alice was right, being the center of attention for things like this could be fun.
"What was that, I am right!" I yelled, and picked up my shoes. I then leapt onto a chair, shouted "The customer is always right, ALWAYS RIGHT, DAMMIT!" Made a sweeping bow, and scurried off towards my family.
They all stared at me. I grinned back in return. Suddenly Emmett started clapping, and soon everyone did.
"Rosalie, you are officially a Wal Mart fun person!" Alice exclaimed.
"A what?" I asked.
"A Wal Mart fun person! Now come on, we have to go find Bella before she does hers, because I gave her a good one." Alice said, and we all hurried off, trying to go find Bella.
I was a little scared for her though, if it was a good one, Bella might not survive.
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Well there was Rosalie's assignment, did you like it?
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