I think it's about time I told you guys, that my finale in June will be four chapters long. That means this will be my final two-part episode, and thanks goes to Actionphoenix260 (formerly known as Captain Eddy) for providing its title.


Episode #23: Past is Ed


We see a picture of May with her hair flowing back, and she's wearing a white v-neck shirt with short sleeves and a pearl necklace. The camera zooms out to reveal her full name under it: "May Elizabeth Kanker-Turner."

"Oh, so that's your picture!" Ed exclaims as he and May look at May's picture, which is accompanied by a smaller picture of a baby May wearing a bunny costume! Then it's revealed that they're looking at May's senior portrait in the PCH yearbook while taking a break from jogging in the PCH athletic field. Ed is wearing a white tanktop, blue shorts and white sneakers while May wears the same tanktop, blue sweatpants, and black converses with her hair in a ponytail.

"Ain't I pretty?" May asks sweetly, then the camera pans away from them to show Lee, Rolf and Nazz jogging around the field's track. Lee has her hair tied into a curly ponytail and is wearing a white t-shirt, yellow shorts, and beige sneakers. Rolf is wearing a gray shirt with a bull logo, blue shorts, and the same sneakers. Nazz is wearing a short-sleeved white hoodie that shows her stomach, black sweatpants that are rolled up a bit, and black-&-white sneakers. She has her hair in a ponytail, and is carrying a water bottle as she jogs. She stops after completing another lap to drink some water by the bleachers. Up on the bleachers...

"Geez, I look even more like a douche in the yearbook." Kevin complains while looking at his yearbook with Jenna on the field's bleachers. Kevin is wearing a gray tanktop, blue shorts, blue-&-white sneakers, and white wristbands. Jenna has her hair in a ponytail and is wearing a black sports bra & headband, gray sweatpants and white sneakers. Kevin is complaining about his senior portrait, in which he's wearing a teal-&-white-striped polo shirt and his usual hat. In his baby picture, he wears a green shirt with a diaper and a slumping red hat similar to the one he now wears. His full name is revealed as "Kevin William Dorn."

"Why do ya always call yourself a douche in your school pictures?" Jenna asks. "I think you look cute!"

"You're just sayin that to make me feel better." Kevin replies, earning him a slap from Jenna: "No, I meant that."

Near them, Double-D is looking through his own yearbook as Jonny comes up. Both are wearing white T-shirts and white sneakers, and Double-D has blue-&-green shorts while Jonny has yellow-&-green shorts plus a white headband. Jonny asks "Yo Double-D, is that the yearbook?"

"Why yes it is, Jonny! They started releasing them after lunch." Double-D answers.

"Oh my god, I wanna see!" Nazz, now having her hood up, rushes up the bleachers to see. She looks into the yearbook with Double-D and Jonny, and looks through pictures with them: "Hehe, wow! Me and Jenn look like goofballs in this one!"

"Sorry Plank, but you didn't make the Class Clown title." Jonny looks at the "Class Clowns" picture, which shows class clowns Ed and Paul doing wacky faces.

"Hehe, Ed! But Double-D, you earn points for helping Ed out all these years. If not for you, he'd still be the dimwitted oaf he was four years ago." Nazz tells Double-D before looking at Kevin and Steve in the "Most Athletic" picture. she comments "Kev and Steve are no surprise there!"

"Rolf wishes to see the contents of the book of memorable memories!" Rolf shoves Jonny aside to see the pages. Rolf got the "Most Unique" title, in which he's doing a peace pose: "Oh, so that's why the photographers requested Rolf's image."

"Look Double-D, we're the most likely to succeed!" Nazz points out herself and Double-D in the "Most Likely to Succeed" picture, then she grabs Double-D: "Let's take another one for memory's sake! Jonny, my camera's in my bag over there."

Jonny goes to take Nazz's digital camera out from her bag, then returns: "Say cheese!"

Jonny takes the picture. It shows Double-D and Nazz, each with an arm over the other's shoulders, and they're making peace signs with their other hands. Nazz approves of it, and hugs Double-D. He hugs her back.

"I'm so proud of you, dude!" Nazz tells Double-D as they hug.

"Likewise, Nazz!" Double-D replies as they release their hug. "So, care to sign my book?"

"Totally!" Nazz goes to her bag to get a pen, but while she does so...

"HEY, I'M SIGNIN IT FIRST!" Marie dashes up and snatches Double-D's yearbook from him. Marie is wearing a gray short-sleeved shirt tied into a knot to show her stomach, black sweatpants that are rolled up like Nazz's, and black sneakers & wristbands. Her hair is in a ponytail like usual.

"Marie, you could've been a little more polite and asked." Double-D reprimands Marie for snatching his yearbook.

"Hey I'm your girlfriend, so I get to sign your book before anyone else. But before that, I wanna see your portrait." Marie turns the pages to Double-D's senior portrait, in which he wears a purple dress shirt with a purple-black-&-gold necktie. Marie comments "Oh, you look so gentlemanly and- AWWW, YOUR BABY PIC'S SO CUTE!"

Marie points at Double-D's baby picture, in which he wears an red one-piece, and has a bucktooth & soft black hair. Then Paul pops up in front of them, wearing a sleeveless red shirt with black shorts and sneakers. He also has a black headband. He shows Double-D, Marie, and the returning Nazz his senior portrait in his own yearbook, in which he's wearing an open black shirt over a white under-shirt and a silver chain. He also removed his du-rag for the picture. His baby picture shows him having an afro and wearing only a diaper.

"Ya'll like my senior pic? I look so sexy, don't I? I don't blame ya for droolin!" Paul boasts. "Ray Ray's is hot, too!"

Paul shows Rachel's senior portrait, in which she wears an off-shoulder black shirt with 3/4 length sleeves and a silver jewel necklace along with her usual choker and flower clip. Her full name is revealed as "Rachel Ann Owens," and her baby picture is her crawling towards the camera while wearing a white one-piece patterned with purple flowers.

"That reminds me, I didn't see Jonny's yet." Nazz says, and Paul turns the pages to Jonny's portrait & baby picture. Jonny is wearing a sleeveless green jacket over a short-sleeved white shirt with his hair done into cornrows like Paul's, and he's holding Plank with him. In his baby picture, he has a single hair and a blue binky, and is wearing a white shirt & diaper. Nazz comments his senior photo: "You look so handsome!"

Jonny turns to Nazz's senior portrait and baby picture. In her senior picture, Nazz wears a white dress with pink-&-green flower patterns, and her hair is being blown by a fan. Her full name is revealed as "Nazzarine Arielle Van Bartonschmeer." In her baby picture, she has pigtails done with pink bows, and is wearing purple overalls over a short-sleeved black shirt.

"Damn, Nazz! You grew from a cute baby, to a fat girl, then a pretty girl, then a pretty woman with sexy cups n curves!" Jonny comments.

"Awww, Jonny!" Nazz pulls Jonny in for a kiss, then playfully butts him away with her hip. Then Eddy arrives at the field, wearing a gray t-shirt, orange shorts, and black converses. He's looking into his own yearbook as he enters. Lee greets "Hiya, shortstuff!" as she goes up to him. "Ya got yer yearbook?"

"Yep!" Eddy answers as he and Lee look through the yearbook pages, full of memories with his friends. "Man, I can't believe I used to complain about how every minute felt like an hour, and then the last few years just flew by."

"Feels like yesterday, don't it?" Lee asks, and Eddy answers "Yeah."

"EDDY!" Ed zips past Eddy so fast that it spins Eddy like a tornado, and when Eddy regains himself, he notices that Ed swapped yearbooks with him: "Hey Monobrow, gimme my yearbook back!"

"What, you're sayin I can't sign it?" Ed asks as he pulls a pen out from his ear and uses it to start writing in Eddy's yearbook. "We only got one more summer with each other."

"What? We're gonna see gonna see each other in college... Oh right, I forgot some of the others are goin away for that." Eddy remembers. "Damn, Ed's right and we're about to graduate..."

After a moment, a light bulb flashes above Eddy's head: "OH, I GOT SOMETHIN! HEY GUYS, COME OVER HERE!"

The other Eds, Kankers and teens gather around Eddy. Paul asks "What's happenin, McMoney dawg?"

"I wanted to tell you guys that, since our last year together is almost over, I wanna make it as memorable as possible and end it with a BANG!" Eddy shouts.

"You talkin about a senior prank?" Kevin guesses.

"Correctamundo, Kevo!" Eddy answers with his arms spread out. "What senior year would be complete without a good ol fashioned joke on the school and leavin our mark in the process?"

"PLANK SAYS WE DO IT!" Jonny shouts, and all the others start shouting and whooping in agreement, except Double-D, but Eddy pulls him down with an arm around Double-D's shoulder.

"Come on, brainiac, you know you wanna! And we can't do it without ya." Eddy says.

"I don't think we should." Double-D disagrees. "I mean, what if we get caught red-handed?"

"Then we all get in trouble together. Simple as that." Eddy answers, and Ed adds "It's the togetherness that counts, for we only got two months left before you, Nazz, Rolf, Kevin, Jenn and Rachel go off to those... those... um, those university college places you guys said you were goin to."

"Well, you do have a point there, but... it's so... Oh who am I kidding, I'll participate this time!" Double-D decides, and Marie cheerfully elbows him: "That's my boy!"

"So what's the plan, Eddy?" Lee asks with her arms crossed.

"Lee, I'll call you later on so you can relay it to May and Marie." Eddy tells Lee. "As for the rest of you, I'll go into detail on the bus home once this period ends."


Later, the teens (minus the Kankers) are on the bus ride home, still wearing their phys-ed attire. Nazz and Jenna are singing along to "Your Love Is My Drug" on Jenna's i-pod while Eddy writes the senior prank plans on paper from one of his notebooks.

"Eddy, why don't you just tell us instead of write it down?" Ed asks.

"What, and have everyone else hear it?" Eddy asks back, poking his pencil in Ed's face repeatedly. "This is top secret, so keep your voice down."

Eddy starts handing out some written plans to Kevin, Rolf, Jonny and Paul, who reads his: "Hmm, yeah I can get that!"

The bus stops at the cul-de-sacs, and Eddy gives more written plans to his fellow Eds as they walk out.

"You can count on me, sir! This is gonna be the best senior prank EVER!" Ed dashes off after reading his part, and Double-D goes off as well. Nearby, aound the corner of the lane, Zoe overheard Ed.

"A senior prank? Most wicked!" Zoe quickly dashes down to a hole in the lane's right fence, which leads into her backyard. Sarah, Jimmy and Kyle are observing birds in her backyard's tree via binoculars.

"Look Sarah, there's a scarlet tanager right up there!" Jimmy hands the binoculars to Sarah and points out the tanager for her, while Kyle sees Zoe squeeze into the yard through the lane's fence-hole.

"Hey, wassup Zoe?" Kyle asks.

"The teens are planning a senior prank!" Zoe informs with an excited grin. Back at the bus stop, Eddy waits for Nazz and Jenna who come dancing out of the bus while listening to another song on Jenna's i-pod, Nazz holding her hood with her fingers and Jenna snapping hers as they both roll their hips to the beat.

"Here ya go, Jenn!" Eddy hands Jenna's part to her, but she and Nazz keep dancing. So Eddy flicks Jenna's nose to get her attention.

"Oh thanks, Eddy! But flick my nose again and I'll kick your ass." Jenna leaves to her house as Eddy brushes off her threat, then he gives Nazz's part to her as she pulls up her sweatpants from sagging. She reads her part.

"So, think you can get em all before Friday?" Eddy asks, to which Nazz answers "Of course! Daddy has a marble collection that he lets me use!"

"Alright!" Eddy exclaims, turning to walk away. As he goes around the corner into the lane, he tells himself "This prank is gonna be SO much better than my brother's!"

Nazz hears Eddy's words as he goes, and her eyes widen upon hearing Eddy mention his brother. She rushes into the lane to confront Eddy about this, but Eddy already vanished. Nazz tries calling Eddy by cellphone, only to discover that he changed his number. She stands silently...

"Better than... his brother's?..." Nazz asks herself after several seconds, holding her stomach with unease: "I got a bad feeling about this..."


Jonny is buying numerous bags of styrofoam cups at a store when he receives a cellphone call from Nazz. He answers the call: "Hey, Nazzie-bee!"

"Jonny, Eddy said somethin that sounded fishy to me." Nazz explains as she unlocks her house's front door to enter. "He said how the prank we're doing will be better than his brother's."

"Better than his brother's?" Jonny asks. "Um, sorry, but I don't see anything wierd about that."

"But, there's just something about that-"

"Nazz, I don't mean to interrupt, but I think yer lookin into this bro thing too much." Jonny tells Nazz, who says "Then bye." and hangs up.

Jenna walks into her room, wearing towels after showering off-screen. Her cellphone on top of her dresser rings, and Jenna picks it up, sees Nazz on the caller ID, and answers "Wassup?"

"Jenn, I just wanna bring up somethin about our senior prank." Nazz explains. "I've been having a wierd feeling since Eddy said it'll be better than his bro's."

"So, what about that?" Jenna asks, and Nazz answers "It's the bro part I'm concerned about. You heard everything about Danny, didn't you?"

"Yeah, but what does any of that got to do with our prank?" Jenna asks, and Nazz responds "I don't know, but to me it feels like somethin bad."

"Girl, I think you're goin loca." Jenna replies. "Now excuse me, I gotta get dressed and start makin those Spanish signs for the prank."

Jenna ends the call, so Nazz calls Rolf's house, where Rolf is gathering his chickens and pigs in the kitchen. His house phone rings, and he picks up to hear Nazz: "Rolf?"

"Nazz girl?" Rolf asks.

"Rolf, are you busy right now?" Nazz asks as she walks upstairs to her house's second floor. Rolf answers "Rolf is numbering his livestock for man-with-the-plan Ed boy's grand prank. Julian included!"

"Well, Eddy wanted me to get one million marbles for it, but..." Nazz opens a door labeled "Gerald's Marbles" in her house's second-floor hallway. The closet contains her father's marbles, contained in dozens of jars on shelves. Nazz then tells Rolf "I'm startin to think that this whole scheme isn't gonna end well."

"Rolf doesn't think so. The Ed boy always has a plan in mind." Rolf replies. "Nazz girl, I say that you- WILFRED, YOU GET OUT OF THERE! WILFRED, OBEY ROLF! WILFRRREEEDDD!"

Rolf's voice is drowned out by Wilfred's and the others pigs' crazy squealing, forcing Nazz to end the call. Meanwhile, in Paul's apartment...

"Hell no, Paul!" Paul's dad tells Paul in their living room while watching TV with his wife.

"Come on, Pops. Please, just this once?" Paul asks, and his mom says "Mike, just let im take yo damn car."

"Lequisha, you don't understand." Paul's dad (Mike) reasons: "You eva see this boy behind the wheel?"

"Paul's gonna keep beggin and I don't wanna hear his mouth all day, so give im the keys and let im go." Paul's mom (Lequisha) tells Mike.

"Fine." Mike tosses his car keys to Paul, who rushes outside and into Mike's orange 1980 Camaro. He backs it out of the driveway and drives through the streets very fast and rather recklessly, almost hitting numerous pedestrians. Then Nazz calls his cellphone: "What it do, Nazzalicious?"

"Paul, Eddy mentioned that his prank's gonna be better than his brother's, and that's worrying me and making me wonder if we should go through with the prank. It's the whole brother thing." Nazz explains.

"... Girl, nothin's gonna happen." Paul replies. "McMoney said he wanted to surpass Big D, so I don't see no prob with that. Now excuse me, I gotta get to Dickies and-" we hear Paul CRASH, abruptly ending the call and forcing Nazz to hang up again. Next, she tries Kevin:

"Hey, Nazz!" Kevin greets, barely managing to pick up because he's carrying a whole bunch of metal parts from the junkyard.

"Kev, Eddy mentioned how his prank would surpass his brother's." Nazz explains. "Doesn't that make you feel uneasy?"

"Not really." Kevin answers. "I actually like it! I bet Eddy's will top anything his asshole bro ever did, so I'm stickin with him til we do it on Friday. Now could you call me later, cuz I'm carryin too much junk right now."

"Ok, later." Nazz hangs up and calls Ed, who's buying several bags of balloons: "Hiya Nazz! How's your part goin?"

"I'm not doin it cuz I got bad-" Nazz gets interrupted by Ed's "BUT YOU GOTTA, NAZZ! SENIOR MEMORIES, NAZZ! SENIOR MEMORIES! THINK OF THE MEMORIES!"

"Ed, just listen to me!" Nazz shouts.

"WE GOTTA LEAVE OUR MARK, NAZZ! WE GOTTA LEAVE OUR MARK!" Ed screams and continues to do so, so Nazz gives up and ends the call. She lays on her bed in frustration.

"Nobody's listening to me." Nazz tells herself, then she hears Double-D outside. She looks out her window and sees Double-D leaving Eddy's house, wearing his normal clothes again. He dropped several bottles and containers, and starts picking them back up when Nazz rushes up to him: "Double-D."

"What is it, Nazz?" Double-D asks...


Later at sunset, Lee meets up with Nazz in Double-D's living room. Both girls are wearing their normal clothes again.

"So Lee, what are you and your sisters doing?" Nazz asks.

"Makin catapults and gatherin oil from one of our neighbors." Lee answers as Double-D comes downstairs, writing in a notebook after hearing what Lee just said. Lee then asks "So what's the deal with Eddy?"

"Nazz is having second thoughts about Eddy's senior prank plans, and so am I after what she informed me of." Double-D explains: "According to Nazz, Eddy intends on making his organized prank bigger and better than that of his brother's. Nazz told me of her own, Jenna's and Rolf's roles in the prank, and those also caught my eye of suspicion. So I contacted the others to piece together everyone's parts in this, and..."

"And..." Lee asks in expectation.

"And... from the looks of it, our senior prank appears to be quite destructive." Double-D tells Nazz and Lee, and Nazz says "I knew it was something along those lines. I felt it in my gut."

"How destructive are we talkin?" Lee asks.

"It's difficult to predict the ultimate outcome, but it'll undoubtedly be much worse than the scam my fellow Eds and I orchestrated in the movie." Double-D answers. "And if Eddy intends on having his prank surpass his brother's, then his brother must have done something similar."

"How do we know for sure?" Nazz asks.

"Well, I don't feel that Eddy is the best person to ask about it." Double-D says. "But Nazz, Erin told me that Principal Antonucci was in office since the time she and Eddy's brother attended Peach Creek High, so I believe that the principal is our best bet. We'll see him tomorrow."

To be Continued...


Trivia: May's full name, "May Elizabeth Kanker-Turner," was inspired by Elizabeth and Will Turner from the "Pirates of the Caribbean" franchise. I used their names as parallels to May's father Rod, as they all sailed the seas (even though Rod wasn't a pirate).

Sorry this chapter took so long, but my internet has been going on-&-off for the past few days. For this reason, the next chapter may be late as well.