Backs against wall with snipers and evil kitties facing me- I am SO sorry for not updating, in about two weeks… hehe… I really am, that stupid real life got in the way. Hate that thing… Well, not really, but now I'm babbling, because I'm nervous, scared everyone hates me now, so anyway…
Here is the next chapter (finally) for GKOOWM… (No duh Shelby, you are smart today)
Chapter 14- Flyers and Floam
(Rose and Alice just beat Jasper with the whole block, toy war thing)
ALICE POV
I ran through the store, as slowly as I could, Rosalie right behind me. Jasper was following close behind.
I suddenly stopped dead. We were in the home and office supplies section, and I was pretty sure that was where the next item on my list was. I pulled it out, and Rose and Jasper came to a sudden halt right behind me.
I covered the list with my hand, it was my list, not their's. Could anyone respect that? I glanced behind me and noticed Bella, Emmett, and Edward walking up towards us. Perfect timing, I read the next thing on the list out loud.
Number 13- In the office supplies department, "Borrow" some paper and crayons, and make signs and flyers for the merchandise. Be creative. Example: put on a fridge: "caution, food may be hot."
Everyone looked at me for instructions. Man, I should be in charge of stuff more often. It is really fun.
"Alright, everyone must make at least two signs. When you have made all the ideas that you can think of, please show everyone else, and then we will hang them.
Everyone nodded in agreement, and went to get their supplies. I aimed for something bright and eye popping, like, were those glitter pens, and raised markers- make your art 3D. I have always wanted some of those. In the ads for them on TV, the kids always look like they were having so much fun.
Wait, I stopped in mid stride. They couldn't be. They couldn't, there was no way. I had been looking for these since forever; they were always sold out… It wasn't possible, it wasn't. I bent closer, and it was, there was a pack of Floam!!!
I hastily reached to grab it, but all of a sudden a hairy hand snatched it out of no where. I looked up, to see that stupid sales man, Tag, or whatever his name was, taking the last package.
"Oh man, I had been wanting one of these since forever, but they always sell out so fast, I knew it was a good idea to hide it in this isle." He said out lous, talking to himself.
I looked at him, shaking. "I was going to take that." I said as calmly as I could. He just stared at me.
"Sorry, this item is no longer for sale." He said smoothly. I could see his eyes twinkling, he thought this was amusing.
"Yes it is." I seethed, standing on tips toes, trying to reach my full height, which was less than five feet, but still…
I could see the sweat running down his pimply covered face; disgusting man. Disgusting man who was trying to steal my Floam. I couldn't believe that he was trying to take my lime green Floam away, what a petty, petty man.
"No it is not." He said, but he looked nervous. I could just tell he was debating if I was going to go tell on him, but I wouldn't. I didn't want it that bad…
"Oh look, it's purple moon sand!" I suddenly shrieked, pointing behind me. He turned around so fast, he dropped the Floam.
"Where?!" he shouted. I took my chance, and grabbed the Floam off of the ground before he turned around.
"Made you look." I said in the sweetest voice I could manage, and walked off, Floam in hand.
I walked over, and noticed all my siblings hard at work. They were all giggling slightly, I guess they heard my conversation with Tag.
"So you got your Floam, finally, huh?" Emmett finally asked. I nodded stiffly, and set out my sparkly pens and other materials, ready to make the signs…
…About ten minutes later, we had all completed two signs, and were ready to hold them up. Everyone had been so secretive about their signs, I was excited to see them finally.
Emmett held his up first. "On a shelf full of food, WARNING, YOU MIGHT GET FULL. And on a rows of children book's, CAUTION, MAY CONTAIN DANGEROUSLY DISTURBED FARM ANIMALS."
We all applauded politely. Rosalie went next. "For beauty products, WHY BOTHER WITH ME, I AM FOR THE PRETTY PEOPLE. And on a Mirror, STUPID, and then it shows an arrow pointing down."
We all applauded again. Edward went next, "I only have one, so here, on a can of whipped cream, SHAVING CREAM. TASTE GOOD, LOOKS GREAT."
Bella went next, she also only had one. "For a fruit basket, FRUIT IS FOR SQUARES, BUY CANDY."
Jasper was next, he also only had one. "On one of those Civil War books I found earlier, HAHAHA, THE UNION WINS, BUT THE CONFEDERACY WAS BETTER." I shook my head at my husband sadly, he just wasn't that funny.
Finally, it was my turn. I held up my design proudly. I only had time for one, since I got held up with that whole Tag, Floam ordeal… "On a T-shirt for the local collage STATE WINS, AND YOU JUST LOST A HUNDRED BUCKS."
Ok, so maybe mine wasn't so funny either, but my mind was to preoccupied. I had just read what was then next item on the list…
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Not my best chapter, but kind of gets me back in the mood of things.
I didn't say so before, but thank you SO MUCH for all the reviews, we had over 40 for the last chapter! Can we do it again? (Please)
Also, for those of you who have read Falling up, I am putting it on a temporary Hiatus. I have like zip inspiration for that story. So I will only be working on this one for a while…
Also, the contest that I am doing, the entry date has been extended to April first, so you still have time! PLEASE ENTER!
And Finally, I have been thinking, I realized I have no idea how long this is going to be, so I am going to leave it up to you guys…
Just keep going on and on, fifty chapters as a minimum. You will find plenty of stuff to write for it…
Around thirty chapters, double the length it is now… And when I'm done with it, write a sequel.
Finish it off in about another five chapters, making it around twenty. I am getting tired of Wal Mart, start the sequel! (Which will be pretty much the same thing, except somewhere else, and totally new ideas…)
You tell me what you would prefer!!! New chapter up Sunday at the latest! Maybe tomorrow if I have time…
