OVER 300 REVIEWS, WHOOHOO! And with two chapters left to go, the review count will still rise! I hope you enjoy Part Three of the Fantastic Finale!


A montage shows May telling her sisters and mother what Eddy and Ed told her to do. Lee spreads the word to Jonny & Rolf on Main Street, Marie tells Kevin near the church, and Ursula calls Nikki who in turn tells Rachel. Jonny tells Sarah, Jimmy, Kyle and Zoe in the playground while Rolf alerts Paul in the latter's stoop. Kevin tells Nazz and Jenna at the big rock overlooking the swimming hole. All the kids and teens rush to their homes to tell their parents, who were already told about the Harts' message off-screen. Rolf, in addition, has his own plan:

"Papa, please feed the chickens and pigs in Rolf's stead. Rolf is embarking to gather a few friends." Rolf tells Noah, who's accompanied by Hanna, in their living room. Rolf then turns to leave through their front door.


Meanwhile, another montage shows the Econo men who have the Eds' photo from the highway chase are at a gas station in Granny Smith Rapids. One of them shows the Eds' picture to a worker inside and asks if the worker saw them, but the worker nods his head. The Econo men then asks some people refueling their vehicles outside after showing the Eds' picture, but their answers are the same. The Econo men move on to the roads going through the forest, where they ask some bikers the same thing after showing the picture, but the bikers answer "no" as well. They then ask a hitchhiker further down, but he too answers "no" and asks to be taken somewhere, to which the Econo comply.


Two days later, the Eds are still lost in the woods, which we see from an aerial view. Eddy's voice asks "Hey, didn't we pass this tree already? We're going in circles again."

"If you've been paying attention, I've been using this branch to leave a trail behind us to let us know whether or not we've been going around in circles." Double-D explains as he drags a branch behind himself to leave a trail. "So no, this isn't the same beech tree we passed earlier since there's no trail going by."

"Say guys, remember that time where we were scaring the Urban Rangers in the woods near our houses?" Ed asks.

"Oh yeah, then Rolf came after us and we thought he was..." Eddy pauses before shouting with Ed: "THE BELLYBUTTON EATER!"

"Ooo, and the time we were following the trail to that old shed and we got trapped with the Kankers!" Ed reminisces. "And when we ran into Jonny & Rolf while lookin for Spook-E-Ville!"

"And when Double-D and Jimmy fought in the pit!" Eddy remembers, throwing fists as he laughs. "Good times, good times!"

"Not to mention when you wasted an entire day 'tweaking' that raccoon-shooting scam." Double-D tells Eddy, who retorts "Do you always gotta have a buzzkill for every enjoyable moment?"

Ed stops, causing Eddy to bump into him while the latter was retorting at Double-D. Ed grabs him and Double-D by their shirt-necks, and he shows them what's up ahead:

"It's a road!" Ed is showing his buddies that they finally reached a road. The Eds look where the road leads to. One way leads into more forest, while the other leads to a distant building.

"What's that?" Eddy asks about the distant building, so Double-D pulls a telescope out from his hat and uses it to identify the building: "... It's called the Hill Hotel."

"YES, now I don't gotta worry about eatin berries all day again!" Eddy exclaims and starts dashing towards the hotel.

"WAIT UP!" Double-D shouts as he and Ed follow Eddy all the way to the Hill Hotel, which is big and has several floors.

"I hope my money dried up by now." Eddy checks his wallet's cash. It has dried up from the river. "WHOO, WE'RE GETTIN SOME REAL FOOD, BOYS!"

"And we can ask for directions! Maybe even a ride!" Double-D adds as he and the other Eds enter the hotel.

"LOOK, THERE'S THE CAFE!" Ed points at the cafe, and he & Eddy run into it while Double-D approaches the front desk.

"Excuse me, mam, but do you know the way to Orange Harbor from here?" Double-D asks the lady at the front desk.

"To be honest, I've never actually been to that city, but I have been told that a road at the big intersection in Pineapple Pond just north of here leads to there." the lady answers.

"Ok, thanks for the aid!" Double-D thanks before being pulled into the cafe by Eddy, who along with Ed is feasting on a whole bunch of food at a table: "I ordered a buffet for us to make up for yesterday's berry fest! So here, have a drumstick!"

Eddy shoves a drumstick into Double-D's mouth while Ed gorges himself on pizza and huge sausages.


In Peach Creek, Sarah and Kyle hop into Thomas's SUV while Thomas himself is attaching a long cart, which has chains and shackles, to the SUV's rear. Jonny, Nazz, Kevin, Jenna and Zoe watch.

"So, where are you three goin?" Kevin asks.

"We're goin to Lake Tangerine to bring over the last living Deinognathus on Earth!" Thomas answers, surprising Nazz and Jenna as he continues: "And it's gonna be crazy awesome!"

"Be careful, Daddy! Same for you two!" Zoe tells Sarah and Kyle as Thomas starts the SUV, and Sarah gives a thumbs-up as they drive off.

"... Why you askin me what's a Deinognathus, Plank? I don't know, either." Jonny tells Plank.

"Deinognathus is a 30-foot fish that lived during the Cretaceous Period." Nazz explains, and Jenna adds "It died out with the dinosaurs 65 million years ago, so I think Mr. Navarro was only jokin about that."


As the sun sets, at the Hill Hotel, the Eds are walking out of the cafe. Double-D told Ed and Eddy about the directions given by the front-desk lady, and Eddy is responding: "Ok, so we go north from here?"

"Correct." Double-D confirms. But then the Eds' faces twist and their eyes bug out in horror, because the Econo men, having just dropped off the hitchhiker at the hotel, are showing the Eds' picture to the front-desk lady. She points at the Eds, and one of the men shouts "GET EM!"

"RUN AWAY!" Ed screams., and he and his fellow Eds run back into the hotel's cafe as the Econo men chase them. Ed throws tables at them, even occupied tables, to slow them down while Double-D and Eddy look for an exit. Eddy shoots hot-dogs from buns into the Econo mens' eyes to further hinder their progress, and Double-D trips more with a sausage rope tied low between two tables. But a few men manage to block off the back exit from the Eds, so Ed grabs his buddies and charges through a wall with them! He carries them to the parking lot, where the remaining four Econo SUVs are parked.

"ED, WAIT!" Double-D yells for Ed to stop. He does so, and Double-D explains: "We could use one of the Econo SUVs to reach the company headquarters, but we'll need disguises to infiltrate that place in secrecy."

"Then I got a plan." Eddy shoves Ed and Double-D into one of the SUVs, then he jumps into the driver's seat and makes of with the SUV. The Econo men who were using that one angrily run after the Eds while the others drive in their SUVs. Eddy shouts "NOW, LUMPY!"

Ed jumps out through the stolen SUV's back door and onto the road. He grabs the road and throws it up to wave it like a long carpet, sending the pursuing Econo men and their SUVs flying skywards... then they crash back down, totaling their SUVs and knocking most of them out. Ed rushes up to beat up three men and take their suits for him, Double-D and Eddy to use.

"Here we go!" Ed jumps back into the stolen SUV with Double-D and Eddy. Eddy looks at a sign pointing north, so he goes "North that-a-way!" and drives in that direction.


Back in Peach Creek, Marie is gathering turkey basters in the junkyard. At the Vorliks' sheep field, Jimmy is putting harnesses on the sheep herd when Zoe arrives, asking "Whatcha doin, Jim Jim?"

"Rolf told me to get every sheep, goat, horse and Julian ready for tomorrow." Jimmy answers. Meanwhile, Jonny asks Nazz at her door: "You got your costume done yet?"

"Yeah, come in and check it out!" Nazz leads Jonny inside. In an alleyway, Paul is meeting with Drupe leader Dave.

"My boys are bringin em right now." Dave says. "Tomorrow mornin, shit's gon get real."


Meanwhile, the Eds arrive in the town of Pineapple Pond, marked by an entrance sign. After passing several blocks and the namesake pond (which has a pineapple-shaped fountain in the center), the Eds reach the big intersection that the hotel lady mentioned. It has traffic lights.

"Is this the intersection?" Eddy asks, and Double-D looks at the road signs at one of the intersection's corners. One of the road signs reads...

"Lychee Avenue!" Double-D exclaims. "Ed, didn't you say that Lychee Avenue leads to Orange Harbor?"

"Yeah, that's it!" Ed answers. Eddy steers onto Lychee Avenue once the lights turn green, and he follows it out of Pineapple Pond, along a forested cliffside as the sun goes down, and by nightfall, they're traveling along the ocean coast! Several hours later, they pass a sign reading "ORANGE HARBOR: 5 MILES," and the city's illuminated skyline appears in the distance...


In the foggy waters of Lake Tangerine, we see Sarah and Thomas on a large fishing boat. Kyle brings a fish that's bigger than he is: "Here, Mr. Navarro dude."

"Alrighty!" Thomas puts the large fish on his fish-rod's oversized hook, then connects the hook to another fishrod that he gives to Sarah: "Sarah, catching this beast will take our combined strength and effort. Do not waver, and show no fear."

"Right." Sarah replies, and they cast out their bait together...


Driving along Lychee Avenue, the Eds drive across a bridge and finally enter Orange Harbor's outer neighborhoods. They continue along Lychee Avenue.

"So where's Econo, Ed?" Eddy asks. "You remember?"

"Keep going down, then go left at McGylnn Street." Ed says. Edy drives past several streets (including Epcar Avenue, Adler Street, West Street, Lodge Street, Willingham Drive, Hollingshead Avenue, Thornton Street, and Weaving Street). The eventually find McGlynn Street and Eddy turns onto it. After going down several blocks, Eddy stops when something illuminated by a streetlight catches his eye. He's looking at an old, abandoned apartment house with several words and names painted all over it. Eddy steps out followed by Ed and Double-D, to look at five names painted across the house's front: "URSULA, RODNEY, LEAH, MARIE N MAY."

"So this is where they used to live..." Ed says, then Double-D notices the sun beginning to rise: "Let's hurry. We only have a few hours left."

The Eds get back in the Econo SUV and drive down to the end of Strauss Street, where Ed directs Eddy to the right onto another major street called "Clementine Boulevard" leading to downtown. The boulevard leads directly to the Econo Inc. building!

"There it is." Eddy stops in front of Econo Inc. The SUV shakes as the Eds change into the Econo suits they stole, then they emerge wearing the suits (Eddy's somehow fits him perfectly, as if it shrunk to fit him). They walk through the building's front doors and enter the spacious lobby, which has many doors, elevators and branching hallways.

"What if we get lost?" Ed asks, causing Eddy to elbow him and tell into his ear: "Don't talk like that. We gotta act professional so the guys here don't catch onto us. If they do, we'll never get to Mr. Hart's office."

Double-D sees several computer terminals on the rear wall, so he turns one on. It says "Welcome to Econo Incorporated!" on the screen, accompanied by a computer voice saying it, and it shows a menu with two opening options: "Employee" or "Visitor." Double-D selects "Employee," then the computer voice requests "Card key identification."

Double-D takes Morgan's card-key from inside his hat and uses it on the terminal's card-key slot. In response, the terminal's computer screen shows a 3D map leading all the way up to Morgan's office on the thirty-third floor. Morgan's office number is 33-162.

"Wow, that's convenient!" Eddy exclaims, Double-D adding "Bless the advent of computing advancement!"

The Eds enter an elevator to go up to the thirty-third floor.


Back in Peach Creek, the sun rises up. All is quiet, and there's nobody in sight. Only the dry, eerie wind breaks the silence. Tree leaves blow in the wind. The wind chimes on Rachel's front porch clang against each other. A tumbleweed even rolls across one of the streets!

Eddy's parents, Tabby, Hanna and Nano stand near the cul-de-sacs, their hair flowing in the wind. In the playground, a narrow-eyed Zoe sits atop a spring-rider with Sparky by her side. After a few more moments of silence, nearby squirrels suddenly turn tail and flee, and birds fly off as if spooked by something. The pigs, chickens and peacocks at the Vorlik farm start to run around frantically. Then Sparky becomes uneasy, and he starts whining and barking.

"Here they come..." Zoe says knowingly. We then see the demolition crews approaching in their vehicles, appearing over the horizon one-by-one. They include carrier trucks, dump trucks, lumber trucks, tree-harvesters, loaders, bulldozers, excavators, and a wrecking crane, and there are dozens of them!

"There they are!" Paul spots the demolition vehicles with his telescope from atop a pole, and he jumps down through a nearby manhole and into the sewer. In the sewer, we see a load of dynamite and TNT boxes connecting to a detonator, which Dave stands by.

"They comin right now." Paul alerts Dave, who takes out a walkie-talkie:

"Yo listen up, boys." Dave begins: "The demolishers are here, so as soon as ya see em up above, it's time to blow shit up. Let's do this!"

"YEAH!" the Drupes reply throughout the Peach Creek sewers, some grabbing onto their detonators while others watch for demolition vehicles heading their way. A loader approaches Paul's and Dave's spot, so the watching Paul signals Dave down below. Dave pushes down the detonator handle, setting off his explosives and blowing a hole through the street, sending the loader flying into the air.

"WHOOOO!" Paul whoops, and the other Drupes start detonating as well, blasting numerous holes throughout the Peach Creek streets. This blows several demolition vehicles skywards while others are either hindered or maneuver around the holes.

"What the hell?..." a demolition worker asks after the street in front of him is blown out by Drupes. Kevin and Jenna watch from a safe distance on Kevin's motorcycle, both wearing their helmets, while Zoe has a gleeful look on her face. At the Vorlik farm, Noah witnesses the explosions as he jumps onto the tractor, which has been fitted with spiked tires, and starts it up. The Kankers, meanwhile, see the explosions' smoke from atop their trailer's roof.

"And so it begins!" Marie exclaims, then Lee says "Let's move. The gangstas won't get all of em."


At Econo Inc, the Eds step off the elevator at the thirty-third floor. They hurry down a corridor, passing numerous Econo workers as they go.

"There it is. Room 33-162!" Eddy exclaims as they reach Morgan's office door, which also has a card-key lock. Double-D uses Morgan's card-key again to open it, and they enter the office.

But upon entering, the Eds see Freddie sitting on Morgan's desk with a safe in his hands!

"FREDDIE!" the Eds shout in surprise, and Double-D asks "How did you-"

"My master card key opens every room in this building." Freddie answers before Double-D finishes his question. "And since the only other key that could open this room's door is Morgan's, that must mean you're his son and two friends, am I right?"

"Where is Mother and Father?" Double-D asks.

"Don't worry, boy. They're not being tortured or anything like that." Freddie says. "All we did was lock them away for attempting to foil my plans for the new Peach Creek facility. I guess they left you clues back home to come here. But you're too late. I already figured out that you were coming for something, so I searched around and happened to find this here Econo file-storage safe. Morgan hid it well, but not well enough. And he was a fool to think that I didn't know all the combinations to the file-storage safes. Now let me guess what's inside it. Morgan copied the Peach Creek history pages that I had my men dispose of, didn't he? It's that, isn't it? That was the only way I could be stopped, but with Morgan and Phoebe out of the way and you boys about to be locked up with them, I'm free to do whatever I like because I erased history, and in doing so, I have restored the Kankers' rightful ownership!"

"You bastard." Eddy curses Freddie and lunges towards him: "MY FAMILY OWNS PEACH CREEK!"

Freddie jumps behind Morgan's desk to dodge Eddy and kick him back into a wall. Freddie then snaps his fingers to summon his men into the room and grab the Eds. Ed swings his arms up to throw off his captors, and while he helps Eddy and Double-D, Freddie puts the safe on Morgan's desk to undo the combination lock.

"You can struggle all you like, boys, but that won't change the fact that your journey ends here." Freddie tells the fighting Eds as he unlocks and opens the safe. He finds a folder labeled "Peach Creek History Page Copies," pulls it out from the other folders, and takes his lighter out from his pocket to burn it. Before doing so, he opens the folder to check the contents...

"Huh?" Freddie discovers that the folder is empty! His eyes bug out in surprise and confusion: "It's empty!"

The Eds and Freddie's men all freeze upon hearing this, and the Eds repeat "Empty?"

"OVER HERE. BOYS!" another male Econo worker shouts from down the hallway. The man has combed black hair and gray eyes like Rachel's. He has the copied history pages in his hand. Seeing this, Eddy and Ed wrestle their way through Freddie's men and pull Double-D out with them to dash towards the gray-eyed man.

"ELIIII!" Freddie yells at the gray-eyed man (Eli) as he hands over the copied pages to the Eddy, and Double-D thanks "Thank you so much, sir, but how did you get into Father's office?"

"Because I'm a friend of Morgan's, so he made me a copy of his card-key for me in case of an emergency." Eli answers. "My wife Nikki called me about what happened after she was told by our daughter Rachel, so I went into your father's office and took the pages before Freddie figured out first! Now get back to Peach Creek while us real Econo people take care of Freddie and his equally greedy lackeys."

"Will do." Eddy replies, and he & the other Eds run back to the elevator they came up in while the divided Econo workers fight each other. One of Freddie's workers grabs Ed's foot as he goes into the elevator, causing its doors to close on Ed's leg. Several more of Freddie's men try to pull Ed out by his leg, but Ed kicks out against them to keep them at bay, even kicking several in their faces. Double-D and Eddy finally pull Ed's stuck leg inside so the elevator can move back down towards ground level. As they go down...

"Ed, is your leg alright?" Double-D asks in concern, Ed sits in a corner to pull up the side of his pants that got stuck in the elevator doors, revealing bright pink slam marks on his leg where the doors got him. He responds "It's nothing serious."

While the Eds go down, Eli confronts Freddie in a windowed hallway, telling him "It's over, Freddie. We already called the police on you. They're on their way here right now."

"I won't get caught. I ALWAYS get what I want and NOTHING will stop me! This isn't over by a LONG-SHOT!" Freddie turns and jumps out through one of the windows, surprising Eli and he watches in slow-motion as Freddie drops down towards the boulevard below. He cracks the sidewalk upon landing right in front of the Eds as they run out through the front doors! He chuckles sinisterly at them, then makes a grab for them. The Eds dodge in different directions, then Freddie goes for Eddy because Eddy has the copied pages, but Ed fist-fights him. While they fight Double-D pulls a slingshot out from his hat and slings a piece of sidewalk (which Freddie shattered upon landing) at Freddie's head from behind, disorienting Freddie long enough for the Eds to get inside the Econo SUV they used to reach the building. This time, Ed takes the wheel while Eddy sits shotgun, and Ed runs over several of Freddie's men as he zooms down the boulevard.

"Errrrr..." Freddie goes into his own personal blue car in the building's parking lot to chase after the Eds, followed by some of his men in six SUVs. The Eds are wearing their normal clothes again.

"FIND THE HIGHWAY, ED!" Eddy shouts, and Ed replies "I'M LOOKIN, EDDY! I'M LOOKIN!"

"DETOUR!" Double-D points at road work up ahead, where a cement truck is pouring cement into a large pothole. Ed quickly turns onto a side street to avoid it, and as Freddie and his men chase them onto the side street, one of the mens' SUVs skids too much while turning and falls into the half-filled pothole, leaving it trapped in the cement. Ed turns onto another major street, where he sees a sign pointing to an upcoming highway ramp.

"YES!" the Eds cheer, and Ed turns onto the ramp to drive up onto the highway. Freddie and his remaining men follow in close pursuit.


Near Peach Creek, we see Mayor Berner on a hilltop. He is a skinny, middle-aged man with brown hair, and he wears a purple suit with a "MAYOR" sash and black shoes. He watches in shock and confusion at the mayhem in Peach Creek.

"What in the world?..." he asks as he watches the battle. Angela and Gladys respectively toss away a loader and dump truck while Roger curls up a bulldozer into a tight ball!

"YAH!" Roger throws the bulldozer-ball at a carrier truck, sending it barreling into an old building and knocking several steel ramming beams out of it. The ramming beams scatter all over the street, and Roger picks one up while others are grabbed by more bulldozers and loaders. Peter grabs another beam to knock down one of the excavators, sending its operator running out along with numerous others who were also ousted from their vehicles.

"Why the hell are these guys still here? They were supposed to be long gone!" one of the demolition workers shouts, and another shouts "GET OUTTA HERE, PEOPLE! WE'RE BRINGIN DOWN THIS TOWN!"

"THE LEAGUE OF URBAN RANGERS BEGS TO DIFFER, HARD-HATS!" Rolf's voice shouts from down the street. The workers turn in Rolf's direction, and they see him and Jimmy wearing their Urban Ranger uniforms while sitting atop a saddle Julian and horse, respectively. Behind Rolf and Jimmy is an entire legion of Urban Rangers, both male and female, from various other towns that Rolf went to to recruit them! The leading Rangers have the Vorliks' horses as their steeds, while the lower-ranking ones ride on the Vorliks' goats and sheep! Rolf draws his battle staff, which was fixed since he last used it in "Eds Gone Wild."

"RANGERS, ATTACK!" Rolf shouts, and the Urban Rangers all yell their battle-cries as they charge towards the defenseless workers. The workers SCREAM and zip away so fast that their hard-hats are left spinning in mid-air before falling to the ground. The Urban Rangers spread out across the streets to run down any workers knocked out of their vehicles by the fighting adults. Julian rams through several of them before rearing up on his hind-legs to bellow loudly. While Julian bellows, Rolf strikes a battle pose in which he holds his staff up high!

At a clearing in the woods, the lumber trucks and tree-harvesters arrive. The loggers in the trucks step out, brandishing chainsaws.

"Hey, you two. I'm gonna have to ask you both to step aside." one of the loggers tells Selena and Phil, who each chained themselves to a tree.

"We won't let ya'll harm the environment." Phil tells the loggers, who laugh. One replies "Fine, we'll just start over there instead!"

The loggers turn towards another part of the woods to clear, but Jonny's parents quickly un-chain themselves to re-chain in front of the loggers. Selena tells them "You'll have to get through us first."

In response, the loggers split up to target different trees, which Jonny's parents cannot protect on their own. But instead of panicking, they smile, because three of the chainsaw-wielding loggers are quickly ambushed and beaten down by a shadowy figure.

"Who the hell is that?" a harvester-driving logger asks.

"... SHED A TEAR, BECAUSE CAPTAIN MELONHEAD AND SPLINTER THE WONDERWOOD ARE HERE!" Captain Melonhead declares while striking a pose with Splinter. Melonhead has a new outfit apart from his watermelon mask, consisting of a white-striped yellow one-piece going into shin-length, black-&-white shoes that expose his toes (like the Akatsuki shoes from "Naruto"), and he also has a utility belt full of acorns. Then another shady figure appears in a tree behind them!

"ALONG WITH... HONEY DEW!" the shady figure in the tree is revealed as Nazz who, like Jonny, has donned a superhero alter-ego: Honey Dew. She wears a honeydew melon mask similar to Melonhead's, a green-&-yellow-striped catsuit that covers her breasts downwards while still showing her cleavage, a utility belt with automatic pistols and honeydew melons, green leather boots with white soles, and green gloves reaching her elbows. She leaps off the tree branch, draws one of her automatic pistols from her belt as she lands, and starts seeds at the loggers extremely rapidly! The loggers drop their chainsaws to block the barrage of seeds, but this leaves them open to melee attacks from Melonhead and Splinter. But while Melonhead and Honey Dew are occupied, some of the tree-harvesters manage to knock down trees.

"NO!" Selena shouts, alarming Melonhead and he jumps up into a tree and swings along the branches towards one of the tree-harvesters as it moves to bring down another tree. But before it could, Melonhead takes an acorn from his belt, bites off its cupule, and throws it down onto the harvester. Just like in "Robbin Ed," the acorn bursts open and an oak tree grows out from it, its roots crushing the harvester down underground!

"Now for the rest of ya!" Melonhead throws more instant-growing acorns at the remaining harvesters to force them underground with the acorns' sprouting roots, while Honey Dew draws her second seed pistol and fires waves of seeds at the chainsaw-wielding loggers. She dodges their swings, and kick-combos one in front of her. She back-flips from the rest and fires seeds until her pistols run out of ammo. To restock, Honey Dew quickly takes one of her belt's honeydew melons and grinds it through a blender-like mechanism in one of her guns. This restocks her seed ammo while keeping the pulp in a separate container. She tries restocking her second gun the same way, but it gets sliced by a logger's chainsaw, forcing Honey Dew to back-flip away to safety. She gives the loggers a "bring it" gesture, prompting them to charge with their chainsaws.

"That's it, boys!" Honey Dew smirks as she takes out another of her melons, presses a timer on it, and throws it into the air. After three seconds, the melon explodes, sending its seeds raining down on the loggers like shrapnel. On Melonhead's side of the fight, he buried all the harvesters with his instant-grown trees. But their operators are digging up from under the instant-grown trees' roots.

"When you harm Mother Nature, Mother Nature will harm you!" Melon tells the harvester-loggers before whistling various bird calls. This summons flocks of various birds, including birds of prey, and they all swarm the harvester-loggers! The loggers SCREAM as they get clawed and pecked by the countless birds, who force them to retreat out of the woods! Selena and Phil cheer as the birds turn to drive away the chainsaw-loggers, and Melonhead & Honey Dew watch them run while holding each other.

"Ya did well, 'Honey' Dew!" Melonhead tells "Honey" Dew, who sweetly replies "You weren't too shabby yourself, Captain!"

"... No, Honey Dew and I ain't makin love at this time, Splinter." an annoyed Melonhead answers Splinter.


Meanwhile, Thomas, Sarah and Kyle are returning to Peach Creek. They are carrying Ol' Chomps in the cart, where he is kept binded by the cart's chains and shackles. Kyle is pouring buckets of water, from inside the back of Thomas' SUV, onto Ol' Chomps' gills to keep him alive.

"Nice fishy fishy!" Kyle says as he keeps Ol' Chomps wet, while Sarah tells Thomas "Mr. Navarro, could you drive faster? We're almost out of water for Ol' Chomps."

"We're almost there!" Thomas replies.


Back in Peach Creek, the wrecking crane approaches PCJH, followed by six bulldozers with ramming beams. One of the bulldozers rams down the PCJH sign in front of the school, then its driver sees Sparky run up. Sparky starts barking at the bulldozers and wrecking crane.

"What's that dog doin there?" the crane operator asks before getting his face slammed against his steering wheel from behind by Zoe, knocking him out and he sees stars.

"Sparky was a distraction so I can hijack your crane!" Zoe tells the crane operator before throwing him out, then Zoe takes control of the crane. She laughs maniacally as she swings the wrecking ball at one of the accompanying bulldozers to knock it several blocks away, then she knocks away the rest of them while screaming "MOST WICKEEEDDD!"

Zoe chases a straddler worker down the street. He outruns the crane, only to be hit on the head and knocked out by Nano's thrown cane, which ricochets back to the chuckling Nano.

"I feel fifteen years younger!" Nano exclaims. Nearby, we see Kevin and Jenna again, and as Kevin revs his motorcycle, Jenna takes out an oversized container of oil.

"Ready, babe?" Kevin asks Jenna, who answers after ripping the top off the oil container: "Hell the fuck yeah I am!"

Kevin speeds down the street, and Jenna leans back to pour the oil behind them as they go in a circle around several blocks. They pass by the smoking Bill, whom Kevin signals with a thumbs-up, and Bill throws his cigarette into the splattered oil trail Jenna laid around the blocks to ignite it. The fire spreads along the trail of oil and around the blocks, trapping any workers without vehicles inside the blazing ring of fire, allowing them to be easily picked off by Urban Rangers. Jenna lays out more oil as Kevin drives around several more blocks, and this time, Dean ignites the oil with his cigarette. Kevin and Jenna repeat the process again with Sean, then with Rachel.

"This part will be good!" Rachel exclaims as she flicks her cigarette into the oil trail, igniting it. The workers within it try to escape before the fire encloses at the corner near PCH, but they're too late and are trapped. But dump trucks drive in through the fire to rescue them.

"GET IN!" one of the dump-truck drivers shouts, but then PCH starts to rise up...

"Hooooolllllllyyyyyy..." a worker utters in horror as the entire high school is lifted off its foundation by Stan, who has a fierce look on his face!

"HIIIIYAAH!" Stan throws PCH onto the workers and dump trucks, flattening all of them under it! Rachel and Sean watch in entertainment.

"It sure sucks to be them!" Rachel comments. "But I wonder what's taking the Eds so long."

"Whatever the reason, they better arrive before the climax." Sean says.

To be Continued...


Trivia: The Hill Hotel is named after Ed's voice actor, Matt Hill, and the various street names the Eds passed in Orange Harbor are references to various other voice actors/actresses that I feel would be ideal for voicing some of my other, minor characters. For example, McGlynn Street, the street the Kankers and Rod used to live on, is named after Mary Elizabeth McGlynn, my ideal voice actress for Ursula.

Deinognathus, the fictional species of prehistoric fish that Ol' Chomps belongs too, is Greek for "terrible jaws."

My question for you readers this chapter is: Which families, of both canon and OC characters, do you like the most (and for the canon characters' families, how well do you think I portrayed them based on evidence from the show)? Oh, I also have some Teen Series artwork on deviantArt.

The final chapter won't take long, and it'll be out for Wednesday! So stay tuned, my fans!