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Chapter 17- The Prices are Falling!
Rosalie's POV
I rolled my eyes; this was getting kind of ridiculous. I strolled down the isle, looking for the best place to start. I can't believe that Alice had given me this one, after our alliance.
Number 16- Run around the store shouting "The prices are falling, I repeat, the prices are falling!"
It was quite ridiculous really. Who would have the time to come up with these crazy thinks? I couldn't believe I was going to do this…
I decided to go to the back of the store, where there were less people. I watched Jasper walk by, and I wondered how he was going to do his part with keeping his dignity. Then again, there was no way around this, and if Alice didn't get her way- I shuddered, remembering the last time we didn't go threw with her plan. Let's just say that Edward's Volvo needed a new paint job and I needed a totally new car…
I sighed, it was now or never- though I was kind of leaning on never, but I didn't want my BMW to take the hit, so I guess it was now.
I took off at a slow pace- slow for me anyway, and started shouting. "The prices are falling, I repeat, the prices, are falling!"
I was on my third chorus when Tag and his minions appeared. They looked like they had just beaten the highest score on whatever video game they were currently obsessed with- which was defiantly not a good thing.
"Excuse me, what do you think you are doing, we have been watching you, and don't feel like you have been executing proper Wal Mart enterprises behavior. We have to ask you to leave." Said Tag smirking. His two friends behind him were giggling like little girls, staring at me.
I glared down at him, making him cower slightly. "You. Are. Kicking. Me. Out. Of. Wal Mart? I asked, seriously. I raised my eyebrows at him, and he shrank back even more.
"Um, yeah, kind of." He said in a tiny voice. I stared at him.
"And you really think that this is good idea?" I asked, bending my head down again, staring straight at him.
"I, uh, I guess so." He stuttered.
His friends were slowly backing away, but Tag didn't seem to notice, he was to busy cowering.
"You know, if you don't go now, we are going to have to resort to force." He said.
"You and what army?" I asked as kindly as I could.
"Them, wait, what? Where did they go?" He asked frantically, turning in a little half ballet turn.
"They left, they are smart." I told him, a smirk on his face.
"I, uh, can you please just leave now, my girlfriend is over there, and I want to impress her." He said, pointing to a girl who was chubby, had glasses, braces, bright red hair, and had matching pimples to Tag. I snorted.
"Her?" I asked, but then I realized how mean that sounded, and I had been trying to cut back on the rudeness. "She seems lovely." I lied through my teeth, trying not to shudder.
"She is awesome, but she thinks I am kind of a wimp, so could you help me out?" He asked, begging, was more accurate.
"Fine, I am tired of this store anyway." I muttered, and marched out. Weirdly, Jasper was already outside…
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