I'm SO sorry for not updating in so long, first the cord to my laptop broke, so I had to get a new one, and then my internet went down, (it's still off and on), and now I'm sick, but since it's been so long I really wanted to update, so I hope you like it.
And thank you LOTS for the reviews, you guys still astound me with your support.
Chapter 23- CHARGE!
JASPER'S POV
"What the hell Emmett?" I asked as my "brother" came walking out of the store wearing an old lady dress. I was ashamed to know him, but the only emotion coming off him was anger, and was it laughter?
"Long story, Alice's fault, and then Tag came." Emmett trailed off, as we all nodded. Stupid Tag, we had to do something about him soon.
"Same." Bella said.
"So what do we do?" Edward asked.
"First- why are you holding a pole?" Emmett asked us. We all dropped in, and watched as it rolled over to the grass on one side.
"Long story- mainly because someone thought it would be a good idea to use it to break in." Bella explained.
"I see, but you do know that there is a back employee entrance that might be easier." Emmett said.
We all looked at each other.
"But how do we get in there, we aren't employees." Rosalie asked, speaking for the first time since her husband appeared wearing the dress.
"Well, we could find some workers that are roughly our size, and 'borrow' their clothes." Emmett suggested.
"And you know about this how?" I asked who would ever do that.
"Movie, it was so cool, this guy went like bam, and then this other dude went 'not on my watch', and then…"
"Enough!" Rosalie shouted. "Let's go already."
"Fine, come on." Emmett said, leading the way.
We marched around the store, until we spotted the employee entrance. There were two ladies sitting on a bench smoking, and two guys hauling some big box outside. Another guy was leaning against the fence.
"Alright, go, go, GO!" Emmett said, as we took off towards someone. I went for the guy who was leaning on the fence, he looked about my height.
"Hey, what's up?" I asked, sending a calming, trusting sensation all over. The guy looked at me with a smile on his face. Creepy.
"Not much good looking." He said- his voice slightly slurred. His breath smelled like alcohol, disgusting. This might be awkward…
"Um, actually, I was wondering if I could borrow your uniform, for, uh, a play?" I improvised. Wow, I really needed to work on my lying skills.
"But dude, that means I am going to get naked, and I think you might get a little too turned o-." He didn't finish his sentence, as I had punched him. Not hard, just good enough to be knocked out a few hours…
I quickly grabbed his jacket and pants- replacing them with some shorts I had found earlier- what are the chances that they were laying around. Maybe Alice had seen this.
A second or two later I was decked out in Wal Mart clothing, complete with a name tag. (Hi! I'm Bob!)
I returned to where Rose and Bella were already standing. Rose was complaining about the itchiness of them, while Bella was radiating uncomfortable-ness.
Edward returned a second later, followed by Emmett. We all burst out laughing, for Emmett's uniform was about five sizes to small, and the bottom of his stomach was visible, and a good six inches of ankle was sticking out underneath the pants. Plus, it was all tight, overall, not a good look.
"Maybe you should have stuck with the dress." Rosalie suggested when she regained her breath. Emmett looked grumpy; and not happy about his clothing. Sadly, he had been much more ecstatic in the dress.
"Alrighty then, let's go." I said, gesturing to everyone to move in. We walked in the entrance, but stopped almost immediately.
For there was Alice. And she had given herself the final item on her list.
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Hope you enjoyed. I am still not 100 percent sure what I want Alice to do, something big, so if you have ideas please let me know!
Go vote for the sequel, so far, a fair/carnival is in the lead! Plus, I might make a one shot companion story to this story, so look for that in the next week of two!
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