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The Next Morning

I groggily woke up with a tan, muscular arm around my waist. I looked around, just as I'd thought, I slept at Dolph's again. I stayed in my warm, comfortable cocoon for a minute. I thought I felt him stir. Instead of his usual stretch, he instead tickled the hell out of me.

"Hey! It is too early for shenanigans!" I said trying to resist breaking into giggles.

"It's never to early!" He continued his barrage of tickles. I squealed with laughter, unable to hold it in any longer.

"Okay! Okay! I give up!"

"Yesss!" He said victoriously. He stopped the attack and instead pulled me in close for a snuggle. I couldn't help but smile.

He let go, slipped out of the bed and went into the bathroom. An idea popped into my head. I got up and grabbed the opened bag of cheetos on the floor. I grabbed a handful and waited crouched. When the door opened, I began to pelt him with cheetos.

"Hey!" he yelled.

He tried to block the barrage of orange. He turned and tried to find some ammunition in the bathroom. He emerged with a can of shaving cream. He slowly approached and began squirting into his hand and throwing it at me. I launched another cheeto, this one hit him in the eye.

"That's it, Blondie! You're going down!" he threatened.

"Never!" I shouted back laughing.

I darted further away from him. He quickly followed, still using his shaving cream. This went on a few minutes with us chasing each other around. I reached in for another handful, my hand hit the bottom of the bag. I was out of ammo. I tossed the bag and ran into the bathroom. There wasn't any good throw able ammo left. I thought shampoo would suffice. I darted out into the room, squirting shampoo. The room was quickly a big mess. The shaving cream only went so far and he ran out. Luckily, he ran out while in front of the bathroom and was able to slip inside. He emerged with toothpaste in one hand, mouth wash in the other. The fight continued until I accidentally backed myself into a corner. I wasn't going down without a fight. I continued to fire the shampoo. He kept inching closer and closer to me and we were essentially pouring stuff on one another, our bodies nearly touching.

"Truce?" I pleaded.

"Truce." We both smiled and tried to catch our breath. Our bodies were covered with green mouth wash, blue toothpaste, cheetos, and shaving cream. My white t-shirt was basically see through besides the stains, my red bra was suddenly VERY visible.

"Wow, we look hotter than usual!" I said sarcastically.

"Obviously, I look the hottest despite the bra you are showing off." He stated smugly.

"You cocky bastard. My bra makes me so much hotter than you!"

"Agree to disagree!…Take your clothes off." I looked at him puzzled.

"What?"

"Take off your clothes…"

"Why?"

"Just take your clothes off, Kelsey."

"Dolph!"

"To soak them! Get your mind out of the gutter woman! The mouth wash might stain that shirt." I laughed a little embarrassed at my assumption.

"Well what am I supposed to wear back to my room? I'm not going back in my bra and underwear!"

"Just wear one of my shirts, its long enough to cover everything." I glanced over at the clock. It was still pretty early. I could probably make it to my room without seeing anybody. I sighed and relented.

"Okay, toss me a shirt." He threw me one and I went into the bathroom. I emerged in his 'I am Perfection' T-shirt. It was just long enough to cover my butt.

"Looking good Blondie!" He joked.

"I agree, it suits me, it really brings out the bed head hairstyle I am currently rocking happens to reek like mouth wash."

"Excuse you! It is minty fresh! You smell delightfully clean…besides your orange fingers," he said with a loveable smile.

"Oh fine, I better hurry so nobody sees me like this!" I gathered my bag and shoes and slipped into the hallway.

The hallway was empty. I quickly made a beeline for the elevator in my small back t-shirt/mini dress and heels. Of course I had to wear heels on this day. I would have just forgone shoes all together but I just didn't want to go barefoot in these dirty hotel hallways. The elevator opened, nobody was in the elevator, I sighed a breath of relief as I hit the button to go down to my floor. I thought I was home free. The elevator dinged and opened on my floor. A crowd of six people stood outside of it. All of them WWE divas or superstars. I was mortified.

"Looks like you had a long night Kelsey!" The Miz said chuckling. I felt my cheeks redden.

"I bet girls you sleep with can't say that!" I fired back. He gave me a smug grin as he passed me and got onto the elevator with Curt Hawkins, R-Truth, and Alex Riley. They were all trying to stifle giggles.

"I'm sure we'll find out just how long her night was….depending on how tired Ziggler is at the house show tonight," Curt Hawkins said bitterly. Obviously this was going to get back to Zack with Curt and him being close friends and all. I kept my mouth shut.

Luckily, in the crowd, there was Beth and Natalya getting an uncharacteristically early start for the day. They too were trying to stifle laughter. I heard the boys elevator close leaving just us girls in the hallway.

"Sooo…care to explain this one, Newbie?" Beth said letting out a chuckle.

"Well…I went over to Dolph's room last night and had to much to drink. It was getting late so I just slept over there."

"Well that part makes sense. I think we are more interested to know why you are only wearing a t-shirt as a dress," Natalya jumped in.

"Oh that! Well, we got into a little war this morning."

"A what?" they said simultaneously.

"I wanted to get back at Dolph for tickling me so when he came out of the bathroom, I decided to throw cheetos at him. So he threw shaving cream at me. We ran out of cheetos and shaving cream. So then I threw shampoo, he threw mouth wash and toothpaste. And well, yeah my clothes were covered in crap. So he offered to soak them so it would stain…" They both cracked up.

"You guys do the weirdest things together, which is why you guys are perfect for each other," Natalya said eagerly. She was pretty set on trying to convince me to take my relationship with Dolph to another level.

"We are just friends!" I insisted.

"Whatever you say! But seriously, how the hell did you think a t-shirt dress and heels would be sufficient enough to make it to your room?" Beth asked.

"Well….I forgot how early some people get up!"

"Who's idea was it for you to do this?" Natalya questioned with a smile.

"Well, Dolph's. He convinced me I would be fine!" I said embarrassed.

"Well he is smart. He got you to prance around the hotel in nothing but heels and a Dolph Ziggler tee! Talk about advertising!" Beth said admiringly. We all began to laugh.

"I'd say it's marking his territory! Natalya chimed. I shot her a look.

"I'm more concerned that now everybody is going to think I'm banging Dolph!"

"Sorry to break it to you Kelsey, but a lot of the locker room already thought you were," Natalya said solemnly.

"Seriously? Oh my god!" I was even more embarrassed.

"Yeah, but you should probably get to your room. People are staring at you."

"You are absolutely right! See you girls later." I quickly scampered to my room.

The day had barely started but I already knew it was going to be a trying day. I couldn't believe I let Dolph talk me into going out like that. I jumped into the shower to get rid of all the ammunition out of my hair. I got dressed and primped myself for the day, doing my hair and makeup. I left my room and passed some WWE superstars. They stared and talked in hushed tones as I walked by. I became irritated.

I got on the elevator and made my way to Dolph's room. I barged in ready to vent on him. I didn't see him. I was about to turn and leave when I realized the shower was on. I took a deep breath and threw open the bathroom door and stepped in, slamming the door behind me.

"You are a jerk face!" I scolded.

"Kelsey!" Dolph said startled. He poked his head out from behind the shower curtain. "I'm kinda in the middle of something!" He said as he disappeared behind the curtain again.

"I realize that, but I am pissed off. You promised me that I would be fine going out like that. I was NOT fine! I ran into people we work with when I was getting off the elevator. AND since I was wearing your stupid shirt and they now think we are banging!" I could hear him laughing. "It is not funny!"

"It is a little funny!" He argued. Suddenly, I heard his room door open.

"Dolph?" the voice called.

"Oh shit, that's Swagger!" Dolph whispered to me. " I'm in the shower!" he called out to Jack.

"Well what am I supposed to do! Being in here with you showering is weird and will only raise more questions!" I whispered back.

" I'm coming in. I just need to talk to you for a minute." This wasn't unusual behavior for the men here in the WWE to do. But today it was rather inconvenient.

"Uh okay…." He called back. He looked at me. "Hide!"

I frantically looked around, there was no where to hide…except the shower…of course. I heard the door start to open. I jumped into the shower. Dolph stifled a laugh. Jack came into the bathroom and they began to chat about something. I couldn't concentrate because out of the corner of my eye I could see the water washing over Dolph's tan and muscular backside. I blushed, a little embarrassed that I was discretely checking out the view. After what seemed like an eternity, Jack left. Dolph turned off the water and grabbed a towel to cover himself. We both burst into laughter. Somehow we kept getting ourselves into ridiculous situations. My entire outfit was soaked.

"I may need to borrow more clothes…this time a shirt AND bottoms of some sort, sir!" He nodded, tossing me a towel and went to grab more clothes. He came back with a 'It's Not Showing off, It You Back It Up' Shirt and a pair of shorts. I put them on. "Much better!" He had gotten dressed as well.

"I will walk you to your room so you can change, then wanna get some breakfast?"

"Absolutely!" We were on our way to my room when of course, more WWE wrestlers were along the way.

"Nice Ziggler…nice," Alex Riley said admiringly.

"Dude, grow up. We are friends," Dolph fired back.

"Whatever you say, man. I wish I had more friends like that." I flipped him off and began to walk away. "Damn, you are a feisty one. I'm sure Zack likes having a wife like you!"

I snapped, I turned to him and slapped him across the face. Alex smiled.

"So you gotta tell me, do they have a schedule to share you? Or do you decide who you jump into bed with by yourself?" He said viciously.

This time, Dolph threw a punch. It connected hard with his face. Almost immediately Alex's nose began to bleed.

"Don't you ever talk about her like that again. She is not some whore. Her and I have never slept together and she isn't sleeping with Zack either. You damn well need to treat her with some fucking respect. If I hear you speak to her or about her in that manner ever again, I will do a lot worse than give you a bloody nose." I stood there stunned. He put his arm around me and led me to my room. What a day…and I hadn't even had breakfast.

"Thanks for what you did back there, Dolph."

"You don't need to thank me, I wasn't about to let anybody talk to you like that. You definitely didn't deserve it. I will never let anybody treat you badly, you're my Blondie!" He smiled at me and I couldn't help but smile back.

"I'm so lucky to have you in my life. You are always looking out for me." He pulled me close, giving me a big hug.

"Likewise, Kelsey," he said quietly, almost whispering in my ear.

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