Dead Clocks.. Pissed off Pixies

Beep. Beep. Beep. The clock on the nightstand screamed at us. Next chance I get I'm throwing that annoying damn thing out the window! In fact..

I groaned and got out of bed.

"What are you doing, love?"

I shook my head and bent down towards where the clock was plugged into the wall, unplugged it, walked around Edward's bed, opened the window and threw the clock as far as I could before crawling back into to bed with Edward and snuggling up close to him.

I had just closed my eye's when Edward started laughing so loud I had to cover my ears and just barely heard what I was assuming something Alice threw at the wall in the next room.

I looked up and glared at Edward. He looked down at me and I could see the crooked grin touch his eyes. I had to admit the sight of that softened me up just a bit!

"Love, may I ask what the hell that was." Edward asked after recovering from his laughter.

"Noise.. Loud.. Must.. Window.. BAM.." I said as I lifted my finger towards the window, unable to form coherent sentences.

Edward began that wretched laughter again as I put my pillow over my head to block out him and, the sunlight.

"What's the matter, love? Do you not want to wake up?" He asked while chuckling away.. Grr!

I shook my head under the pillow not wanting to uncover my face into that awfully bright sunlight shinning through his window. For some reason this morning it seemed extremely bright!

"Well love, we have a big day today. Why don't you go shower I'll get you some coffee and breakfast before we hit the road and you can sleep in the car." Edward reasoned.

I had no where to argue so I carefully lifted the pillow away from my head keeping my eyes tightly closed. I stood from the bed eyes still closed and made my way to the bathroom.

"If you don't open your eyes your gonna.."

No sooner did those words begin to leave his mouth did I run strait into the wall beside the bathroom door.

"OW!" Was all I could manage to get out of my mouth.

"Bella are you okay?" Edward asked frantically.

"Yes..Fine. Um shower. Through door not wall." I answered still not coherently awake.

"Love, maybe you should get some coffee before you take a shower so you don't slip and fall and drown on me before I'm going to meet your father." He said with a slight chuckle.

"Yes.. Coffee.. Mmm.. Please!" I said.

"C'mon, love." Edward said as he picked me up bridal style to take me down stairs.

He sat me at the breakfast bar as he went into the kitchen to retrieve two mugs and the pot of coffee before coming to sit by me.

"Here love, drink this." Edward said as he handed me the cup.

I carefully took the mug brought it to my lips and sipped a little before chugging the rest of it's contents and instantly asking for more. After another cup I was awake and coherent!

"I wish I would have had a camera this morning! That was the funniest thing I've ever seen love." He laughed loudly again.

I couldn't help but let out a loud giggle of my own. I do admit mind and body don't work well for me, in the mornings, to well. Then I heard what I was sure was angry foot steps coming from upstairs landing on the first flight of stairs harshly.

"You know some people in this world like to sleep when others are getting ready to leave on a trip, but it looks like if you belong to this family you get clocks thrown out windows, annoying insensitive idiotic men laughing at the top if their lungs in the room right next to yours, and what I'm guessing would be a half asleep, non coherent at all girl getting up to what I'm guessing is to take a shower only for her to hit the wall and fall on the floor with a loud crash and a scream of 'OW'! Then having said insensitive people be in the kitchen getting coffee both laughing this time and might I add not even make me coffee! What-Does-A-Girl-Have-To-Do-Around-Here-To-Get-A-Nice-Peaceful-Morning-Instead-Of-Getting-Harshly-Woken-Up-With-No-Coffee-Waiting-On-Her-What-So-Ever?" We heard Alice screaming before she even made it to the end of the stairs. She said the last part so fast I almost missed every word of it.

"Sorry Alice. We didn't mean to wake you. I'll get you some coffee." I said as I got up to get her a mug.

"Thanks. Sorry I'm a little grumpy today. Jazz is goin out of town on a family thing for two weeks. He left this morning around three so I didn't get to sleep much. I have no idea what I'm going to do for two weeks! It's an upsetting thought!" Alice said as I handed her, her coffee mug.

"Alice, you'll have me, unless you deem me to boring to fill your time with!" I said with faux sadness.

"Awesome Bella! I just thought you'd be to caught up with Edward to want to hang out with me. That's why I didn't want to bother you at all!" She said.

"Alice you know that's not true I've been friends with you longer than I've known let alone been with this 'annoying insensitive idiotic' man your one of my best friends you want anything you know you can ask!" I said as I looked at Edward and grinned" Anyhow I've been missin you! I feel like we haven't hung out in years! So we'll have to spend sometime together and as much I'll regret saying this Edward can invite Emmett over while we're havin our girl's day out- or in- for that matter!" I suggested as I quoted Alice. I know it would lighten her up a lot.

"Sounds like a good idea to me, but I suggest the day's that Emmett comes over we do the girls day out I don't want to be here and have him ogling over the both of us!" Alice said as she let out a disgusted sigh.

"Alice he only ogles over you. He hates me and I like it that way!" I said just as disgusted.

"Bells, you just don't see it. I've seen it before I know Edward has. I heard them talking about it one day and things got a little heated!" Alice said with a slight wave of her hand.

I looked at Edward. "Is it true."

Edward glared at Alice for a moment. "Yes, it's true. The only reason he acts like that to you is to try to prove to me he has no interest in you what so ever, but of course I see right through it. Don't worry about it love. He wont try any thing! He's dense but not that dense!" He answered with a slight glint in his eyes.

I let it go not wanting to get into an argument on our day to get away together!