A/N: Written for the red-unsettled prompt during mood ring May on the LJ community still_grrr


"Oh man, I don't feel so good." Xander said rubbing his tummy.

"Poor Xander." Willow said with a sympathetic smile. "Do you need to barf?"

"No, think I'm good."

"It was probably that doublemeat burger you ate at lunch." Cordelia said looking up from her magazine. "How long had that thing been sitting in your backpack for?"

"Hey that burger was still good. It had only been there a day or two." Xander paused for a moment. "Maybe three. But still fast food. It's like a Twinkie, it never goes bad."

"Almost never goes bad." he amended with a groan.