So, so, so sorry this took forever, I had a serious case of writers block. Also a lot of people have asked me where I'm going with this, and it does have a plot but I won't say what it is, you have to read up until the end of this chapter.
Lauren's POV
I woke up in the morning to the sound of Sabrina yelling at Puck. Naturally I was annoyed, who wants to wake up at 6 in the morning to the sound of someone screaming? So I unfurled my wings, left my comfy nest on the roof and flew down to the front door. Just in time to get knocked over by Puck (who was wearing cute polar bear pyjamas), and then Sabrina charging out the door.
"Ouch" I complained rubbing my head "Sabrina do you always wake up at 6 'o' clock in the morning and knock down innocent bystanders?"
"Oops sorry Lauren, Mr Maturity here put a snake in my bed."
"Coward!" she yelled shaking her fist at Puck, who had flown away.
"Hey you know you could always fly after him" I suggested surprised that she hadn't thought of that sooner.
"Oh yeah," Sabrina said looking surprised. "Why didn't I think of that?" She unfurled her wings with a determined look on her face, but then it was replaced with one of disappointment.
"But I don't know how to fly."
"Oh it's really easy, you just flap and you're off." I was surprised that she hadn't figured it out yet."
"Okay" Sabrina said hesitantly, then started to flap her wings and I could clearly tell that she wasn't sure that this would work. Then suddenly she was off and flying after Puck.
"Hey Sabrina wait." I yelled as I had a thought. Unfurling my wings I caught up with Sabrina who was waiting for me.
"What?" she asked me while fidgeting and anxiously looking in the direction that Puck had flown off in.
"You won't be able to catch him" I told her "he's got too much of a head start, and you don't even know where he went."
"Fine" she said even though I could tell that she hated leaving without getting her revenge.
"Hey how about a different type of revenge?" I said because I could tell how much Puck bothered her, but deep down I could also see there was something else that she felt about Puck.
"How about we prank him back?" I suggested.
"Definitely" Sabrina said and I could see how much payback appealed to her.
"Okay" I said "we're going to need pink feathers and some super glue."
Sabrina's eyes widened when she realised what I was planning and an evil grin spread across her face.
"I know where we can get all that." She said slowly, then landed and started walking back into the house.
"Come on Lauren, breakfast time everyone should be up now" she called over her shoulder.
I wasn't sure if I should come in and intrude when my animal friends could get me breakfast. But on the other hand the thought of a hot meal was very appealing to a girl who had survived the last year on animal diets. But the breakfast would be very awkward, as I was sure that Henry had not steamed down yet. The thought of seeing Henry made up my mind.
"Hey" I called down to Sabrina "I'm not coming, okay."
"Don't be silly" she said turning around "what will you eat?"
"The animals will bring me something, they always do."
"But I need you to help ask for the items."
"Fine" I said surrendering and throwing up my hands. I lightly landed next to Sabrina and walked into the house with her.
Sabrina's POV
When we walked into the kitchen the whole family except for Jake and Briar were sitting at the table and scoffing down food, even Puck had somehow snuck back into the house. Lauren immediately spotted Elvis and started making a beeline for him. But I grabbed her arm and held her in place because I could tell that she just wanted to get away. I pulled her towards the table and held her in a seat, then sat down in the one next to her. She took one look at the food on the table and instantly relaxed.
"Normal food" she breathed.
"It's far from normal" I scoffed.
"Well its normal compared to what I've been eating my entire life. Animal food and stew that looks and tastes like it came out of the rubbish dump."
"Did you say animal food?" inquired Daphne "That's so co-eird."
"Co-eird?" asked Lauren with a confused look on her face.
"Yeah" chirped Daphne excitedly "it mean cool and weird."
"Okaaay" said Lauren shooting me a look that clearly said, is she always like this?
I laughed to myself and sent her back a look that said, yes ALWAYS.
Just then Jake walked in.
"Hey you guys started breakfast without me" he accused.
"Well if you hadn't slept in so late, you could have gotten the last pancake" Daphne said reaching for the pancake. But Lauren was quicker, her hand quickly snatched up the pancake and she stuffed it in her mouth.
"Hey who took the last pancake?"
"Sorry" Lauren said with her mouthful "I was just really hungry"
"Humph" sniffed Daphne.
"Come on Daph, you've had the last pancakes every time we've had 'em." I said shooting Lauren a small smile.
"Fine, but I want the last one next time."
"Sure" said Lauren smiling.
"Hey Daphne can I have some pink feathers?" I asked, changing the subject.
"What?" Asked Puck, pretending to choke and fall off his chair. "Why would you want any of those horrible things?"
"Oh you'll see, one day" I said throwing Lauren a wink.
"Sure" Daphne told me.
After breakfast, I saw Lauren conversing with Elvis.
"Hey Elvis"
"Woof."
"Why do you want sausages?"
"Woof."
"Yes, I know but didn't you just have breakfast?"
At this point I realised what was happening and rushed over to Lauren.
"Lauren, just a quick note rule one in this house is don't give Elvis sausages. Under any circumstances, they make him gassy and we have to evacuate the house."
"Surely it's not that bad."
"Woof."
"Oh it's that bad, is it Elvis?"
"Woof."
"Then why do you want them?"
"Um, Lauren" I said interrupting her and pulling her away "we still have to get some glue."
"Oh yeah, but where are we going to get them?"
"Jake should have some glue."
"Okay" she said looking around for Jake.
"He sleeps on the couch" I said guessing what she was thinking and leading the way to the couch.
"Hey Jake, do you have any super glue?
"Sure 'Brina, what do you need it for?
"Just a little arts and crafts project." I said smiling.
"Sure, then" he said, opened his trench coat and pulled out a jumbo bottle of super glue from one of his many pockets.
"Thanks" I said taking it from him.
"Now Lauren we have a matter of business to attend to."
"Yeah" Lauren said a crazy grin spreading across her face. "Very important business"
Lauren's POV
The time had come for Puck to get a taste of his own medicine. I got the feeling that he was the prankster in the Grimm family. But now his weapons would be used against him.
"Hey Sabrina?" I asked as we walked across the yard looking for Puck.
"Yeah?" She asked her head swivelling back and forth.
"Do you like Puck?"
"What?" she said stopping and looking at me.
"I said do you like him?"
"No I hate him." She said and continued walking.
"Suure you do Sabrina, I believe you." I said sarcastically.
"You don't believe me" she said turning on me.
"Nope, it's pretty obvious that you like him."
"Not you too" she groaned.
"Yeah I mean everyone knows-" before I got to finish I spotted Puck walking away from the house.
"Sabrina we'll continue this later, right now target has just been spotted." I said pointing towards Puck.
"Finally" she said grinning. "I was getting tired of waiting."
"Okay you know the plan, you fly and glue him and I'll fly and feather him."
"Yup" she said "on my count, one, two, three." On three she unfurled her wings and leapt into the air. I quickly followed.
When Sabrina reached Puck she wasted no time and upturned her glue and it thoroughly covered Puck.
"What the-? Grimm is this you? I swear you'll regret the day that ugly face of yours came into existence."
"Not today fairy boy, today I'm getting my revenge."
"What do you mean-" Puck started but was cut short by me dumping my feathers on him.
"What the- how did you-" but he then caught sight of me smiling and waving at him.
His face started turning bright red and he looked like he had swallowed a lemon.
"Grimms!"
"Fly" I told Sabrina and launched into the air looking back to make sure she was following. She was, but she was being followed by an angry Puck.
"This way" I said veering to the left "I know a place."
The place was a hidden cave and it was the perfect place to hide.
"Okay" Sabrina said "We'll wait here until Puck goes away."
"Or" said a voice in the shadows you'll stay here forever."
That was the last thing I remembered before I blacked out.
This chapter's word was polar bear. Thanks to all those who reviewed, and especially to iizninja whose advice I've tried to follow. If you couldn't follow the Lauren/Elvis conversation Elvis said: "Hi can I have sausages", "Because I'm hungry", "Yes it is, it's terrible", "Yeah" and "Because I like them". Also I've gone back and changed the all the chapters except for the 1st, adding more 'fluff'. Peace out, 8D.
