Chapter 2
Hey, This is chapter two… Yes yes I know, I've taken my time but I'm really sorry about that… I've been band from the computer… so I snuck on heh heh aren't I naughty… anyhow I hope you enjoy reading that's just as much as I enjoyed writing it… and you better be greatful… It took me for ever to write this…
Well I could go on forever but I cant be bothered at the moment so enjoy.
I do not own any of the animes or characters.
"What the fuck! How many more people are coming here?!?" Hitsugaya yelled.
Everyone blinked looking around at each other; they were all confused, and had one question running through their heads.
"Why the hell are we/they here?"
"Umm, who are you? Where are we?" Amu asked stuttering.
Hitsugaya sighed looking at the frightened girl, we'll young woman. "Matsumoto and I have to greet some people here, I suggest you come with us, and then we can talk."
"Hai" Everyone said, following Hitsugaya and Matsumoto to the entrance gate.
Hitsugaya stood in front of everyone with Matsumoto beside him. Behind Hitsugaya stood 3 groups, in front of their groups stood their leaders, Naruto and Gaara in front of the group of male ninjas, Dark stood in front of his tamer, Daisuke, other half, Krad, Satoshi, and Riku and Tadase stood in front of the Guardians.
"Argh, I'm so booorred" Naruto whined, everyone around him sweat dropped.
"Naruto, you dobe, how the hell did you become Hokage of the number 1 Ninja country?" Sasuke asked, sighing and shaking his head.
"Hey teme, that's not nice, wait till I get Sakura-chan onto you" Naruto retorted.
"You dobe, Sakura loves me, she wont hurt me."
Amu walked over and stood next to Sai, "They are very close aren't they?" she asked.
"Hai, they have been friends since they were genin in squads of 3 and 1 teacher. They were all very close, like family. There was Sasuke, the emo/avenger. He was obsesses with killing his brother-"
"What, he wanted to kill his brother?" Amu asked quite surprised.
"Yes, his older brother, Itachi, slaughtered his entire clan except him. Sasuke abandoned Konoha and became a missing Nin, our enemy. He joins with Orochimaru and got a lot stronger. Naruto spent most of his time training to rescue Sasuke, even invented his own jutsu which no one except him can master. It's impossible, even the fourth Hokage couldn't and he was said to be the strongest Ninja there was.
"Then there's Naruto, also known as the number one knuckle head Ninja. Naruto and Sasuke were supposedly rivals, but they were more like brothers. Last but not least there was Sakura. She had a huge obsession with Sasuke. Now she's the best Medic Ninja there is, she surpassed her sensei at the age of 15, plus she has super strength and it's absolutely amazing, watching her fight"
"That's really interesting," Amu said, "How do you know so much about them?"
"Argh, well you see when Sasuke was with Orochimaru, I was assigned as his replacement, we got close. Naruto's my brother, I've never known what it was like to have family, so I chose him, and he made me feel emotions" Sai explained.
Everything was silent, that's when Sai and Amu realised that everyone was listening to their conversation, and then they heard someone groan.
"Aww, Sai you make it sound like your gay when you explain it like that." Naruto complained.
"What's wrong with that Naruto?" Sasuke asked in a low husky voice, just above Naruto's ear, he bit down lightly, nibbling on the shell.
Ikuto who was watching the whole scene found himself getting turned on at the sight.
Dark was studying everyone, when he noticed that Ikuto had an erection. 'How interesting' Dark thought, 'maybe I should go talk to him.' Dark walked over to Ikuto and whispered in his ear, "My, my, you sure have a problem there" Dark said gesturing to Ikuto's erection. "You should get that handled before it gets too hard. MMM I wonder how you taste" he breathed into his ear.
"Maybe I'll be needing a little help" Ikuto replied.
Dark was shocked that Ikuto replied in such a teasing manner, and he thought this was going to be easy. Dark smirked to himself, 'I've always like a challenge' Dark thought.
"They're almost here" Matsumoto called.
"Good" Hitsugaya replied he turned to face everyone behind him. "We have a few guest arriving, there will be no talking until I say." Everyone nodded and waited for the gate to open, showing 5 people standing there on the other side.
"Ah, Toshirou, long time no see. How long has it been, 3 or 4 years?" a tall orange haired man said. He had the same shimigami robe as Matsumoto and Hitsugaya.
"Its captain Hitsugaya to you, Ichigo" Hitsugaya said, a small smile toying at the side of his lips.
"Yeah, yeah what ever you say Toshirou." Ichigo looked at all the people standing behind Hitsugaya. "What's with all them?" He asked.
"I don't know yet. I suppose we should all go back to my office and discuss what is going on, Matsumoto, I think you should go tell Renji and Rukia that Ichigo has arrived and tell them to meet us" Hitsugaya said.
"Hai," Matsumoto replied, rushing off to the Kuchiki compound where she knew both Rukia and Renji were.
"Okay, I'm going to ask you this one more time, who the hell are they?" Ichigo said.
"Not now Ichi-nii" Karin said elbowing him in the gut. "Yo Toshirou, where have you been, you haven't come to visit me."
"HN, I've been… err… busy… sorry. Anyway everyone follow me please." Hitsugaya instructed.
"Amu-chan, Amu-chan, I'm scared Amu-chan." Suu cried.
"Its okay Suu, just sit and wait in my pouch for a while okay?" Suu nodded. "Miki, Dia I want you to keep an eye on Ran and Suu."
"Arff, arff" Akamaru barked at Miki and Dia.
"Eeep" They said in union.
"Oh my, I'm so sorry; Akamaru hasn't seen things like them before. What are they?" Kiba asked grinning.
"They are my Charas" Amu replied. "I have four of them."
"So" Dark said to Ikuto, "Why were you so turned on earlier?" He whispered in Ikuto's ear, his hot breath sending shivers down Ikuto's spine.
"You could say I have an ear fetish," Ikuto replied.
"Oh really, then tell me, do you like this?" Dark grabbed Ikuto so they both stopped walking, letting everyone else over take them, then Dark raised his mouth to Ikuto's ear and licked it, then he started nibbling on the shell of Ikuto's ear, he was pleased when he got a low moan from the man.
"W-what are you d-doing" Amu asked, she was staring in shock at the two men in front of her, however it was freaking her out, she liked it too.
"Well then we should catch up with the group now shouldn't we?" Dark said, licking Ikuto's ear once more and getting a growl in return.
Hitsugaya looked up when Ikuto, Dark and Amu walked through the door.
"Geez about time," Ichigo said, "Oh I'm Ichigo by the way, that's Karin my little sister, Ishida and Chad" He said gesturing to them.
"Err… thanks. I'm Ikuto, that's Amu, and that's Dark." 'Looks like everyone already introduced themselves' Ikuto thought, studying everyone.
"Ichigo, you dumb arse, your supposed to come straight to me when you arrived, remember?" A small woman with black hair said, whacking him over the back of his head.
"Ow! It wasn't my fault. Toshirou told me to follow him, growl at him" Ichigo complained. Everyone was trying to suppress their laughter at the sight of the couple fighting.
"Ichigo, man long time, we should train sometime. I swear Zabimaru is getting weak on me," they heard a growl coming from the sword around Renji's waist and Ichigo chuckled.
"Didn't sound like Zabimaru like what you had said."
"Great, now he's going to go on about this for a long time" Renji sighed.
"Okay, no more chatting" Hitsugaya growled, "We have some issues at hand that we need to discuss."
Everyone groaned but nodded at the pissed off captain.
Shikamaru sighed, before leaning against a wall closing his eyes muttering troublesome.
Rima clung to Amu's arm, trying to protect herself from everyone's view, while Kusokuso was flying around trying to make everyone laugh.
"Amu-chan I don't think they are nice people" Rima whispered, Amu looked at Rima and smiled sweetly.
"Its going to be alright Rima-chan, I promise." Amu replied.
"Okay," Hitsugaya started, "We have had many people who up today, most without knowing how and why they are here. I want you all to explain what you were doing at the moment you were sent here.
"Mmm, we were in my office, I was telling everyone to keep an eye out because I was sensing something bad was going to happen. Then a black hole opened up and sucked me along with everyone else and all my things through it… I wonder why my things didn't show up here" Naruto wondered aloud.
Hitsugaya nodded while taking all the information into his head. He then turned to look at Tadase.
"Umm, well you see" Tadase started.
"Oh shut it Tadagay, I'll speak if you're going to take so long and stutter" Ikuto said smirking while Tadase blushed, in the background you could hear a few chuckles. (Dark)
"I-I d-didn't mean to" Tadase whined.
"Heh, too bad kid, your to slow. Anyway" Ikuto said turning to face Hitsugaya. "The guardians, their Chara's, me and Yoru were in a middle of a meeting when Amu's Chara's Ran, Suu, Dia and Miki sensed an x-egg presence, we followed them, but the x-egg had turned into an x-character, however it opened a black portal and vines came out of it, wrapping around us and pulling us towards it." Ikuto explained.
Hitsugaya and many others looked very confused. "What are Chara's?"
All the guardian charas were shocked, "We are charas" Ran said moving forward.
"Oi! Get back here, I'm king, I'm supposed to introduce us" Kiseki yelled. Ran just rolled her eyes and floated to the group behind Kiseki.
"I am King Kiseki and those are my loyal slaves, Ran, Miki, Suu, Dia, Kusokuso, Temari, Diachi and Yoru" Kiseki pointed to each chara as he introduce them. "Each chara has different owner, I for example am Tadase's chara. Each person has 1 chara. (They still don't know about Nagihiko's second chara, well except Tadase and Kukai), however Amu has four. Ran, Miki, Suu and Dia. Charas are people's would-be-selves." Kiseki explained.
Ichigo stood there; staring at the Guardian charas floating there, his left eye was twitching. "What the Fu-," he was suddenly cut off because someone hit the back of his head.
"Don't swear! Ichi-nii or I'll do worse than that." Karin yelled, as Ichigo cowered away in the corner crying.
"Heh, looks like you haven't lost that strength of yours Kurosaki," Hitsugaya commented. "Well getting back to business, how did you get here, we have had them explain, now I think it's your turn" He said, turning to face Dark.
"Well err… its kinda hard to explain because well, I'm not supposed to be here," Dark started.
Everyone looked confused, "Eh, what do you mean?" Orihime asked.
"Well I don't exactly have a human body. I like inside Daisuke, the red head, he transforms into me whenever I have to steal some artwork. But I'm not the only one, Krad, the blond over there, lives inside Satoshi; however he is my other half. So
when we came through the portal I'm guessing it separated us." Dark explained.
"I'm guessing it was my father who did this" Satoshi said, "He's been trying to get rid of you for a while."
Riku was getting a little pissed and decided to express what was on her mind. "Well, why the fuck am I here? I don't have another half, I have no powers, what the hell am I supposed to do. I can't just sit here, for fuck sake."
Everyone was a little taken back by the girls out burst.
"M-miss Riku, I-I think y-you're here b-because y-you were with u-us when the p-portal opened. I-I don't t-think there w-were expecting y-you to be with us." Daisuke stuttered.
Ikuto walked over to Dark and whispered in his ear, "Does he always stutter so badly?"
"Daisuke has this thing for Riku, so he always stutters when he is around her. He used to like Riku's twin sister, but he doesn't anymore." Dark replied.
"Okay, no can everyone be quiet while I analyse the situation" Shikamaru said.
"What, who the hell do you think you are, telling us what to do, and what's with the position your in?" Ichigo yelled.
It was Gaara's turn to speak this time, his low husky voice echoed through out the room, impacting all the girls. "Shikamaru is a genus, he can analyse anything from a game of chess to a fight 200 moves ahead. That position he's in, is his thinking position.
"Okay," Shikamaru started, "I'm going to ask a few questions from each group, okay?"
"Hai," everyone replied.
"Okay, does everyone one have about one main enemy that would want to eliminate them?" he asked, Shikamaru watched as everyone froze.
"Hai," Uryu started. "We have Aizen-"
"Impossible," Ichigo interrupted, "Karin and me killed him."
"No you didn't, or maybe you did, but he's back. I can faintly sense his spiritual pressure" Uryu said.
"For Fuck Sake, we'll never win" Renji complained.
"We also have and enemy," Krad said, "As master Satoshi stated, his father has been trying to eliminate us also, he's been trying for about six years."
"We do, we do." Yaya sang, "Easter are trying to get rid of us."
"Okay, so we each have one main enemy. Who is yours?" Karin asked.
"Orochimaru" Sasuke spat
"I wonder…' Shikamaru wondered to himself. Everyone was staring at him waiting for him to continue.
"What are you wondering?" Kiba asked a little annoyed that Shikamaru didn't continue.
"I see," Neji, stated. "Our enemies must have banded together, that way we wouldn't know their fighting styles." Shikamaru just nodded.
"Well then, I guess the only thing we can do is visit the hea-" But Hitsugaya was cut off by someone running into the room screaming. "Ichigo, I know you're here, now fight me!"
Everyone sweat dropped when they saw the man standing in the middle of the room. He wore the same outfit as Hitsugaya; he had an eye patch over one of his eyes and bells on the ends of his bangs.
"Ah, there you are now come on and fight me!"
"No way, I'm not fighting a crazy maniac man like you! Will you get over it," Ichigo screamed trying to run away from Kenpachi.
"…" Everyone thought.
Suddenly a small girl with pink hair popped up and said "Ichi is nice to play with Ken-chan, Ken-chan misses playing with Ichi"
"Oh, Yachiru it's good to see you" Orihime said.
"Inoue-chan, I missed you, you've been gone such a long time."
"It's nice to se bonding from people, but we have a crisis here," Sasuke said.
Yachiru looked at Sasuke and giggled to herself. "Your hair looks like a ducks butt." Everyone, including Hitsugaya tried to stifle a laugh.
"Why you little brat, I'm so going to kill you." Sasuke growled.
"Hey teme, that's not nice say sorry for interrupting the nice girl." Naruto yelled.
"Dickless is right Sasu-chan, it's not nice to interrupt two such pretty ladies." Sai said smiling his fake smile.
"Shut up Sai" Naruto growled, "This is not your fight"
"They are rather close aren't they" Kukai suddenly said.
"Yeah, I have a feeling that they're gay." Kiba replied.
"WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?! ARE YOU CALLING YOUR HOKAGE GAY?!?" Naruto screamed, read chakra forming into a fox outside his body.
"Err, what is that?" Kukai asked.
"Naruto! Calm down, we don't want the Kyuubi's power coming out, we are in the middle of a city, you could destroy us all in one shot." Gaara said trying to calm down Naruto down.
"He can what… How?!?" Hitsugaya practically yelled.
"There's something you don't know about Naruto and Me." Gaara paused to take a breath before he continued. "We both have demons within us."
All Shimigami's let out a sigh in relief. "Well that's not bad Ken-chan demon to," Yachiru said.
"Ah yes, well there's something different about us. I am an insomniac because if I slept, my demon will take control. Shukaku, my demon is the one-tailed demon. He has the ability to control sand… that's why I have my gourd, I keep sand in it." Everything was quiet while Gaara was explaining. "My only joy in life was to kill all humans. That was all I lived for, until I met Naruto. He has the ability to change others. Many people around me have had the experience of being changed by Naruto, Sasuke more so than anyone. Naruto however has it far worst than me." He has the nine-tailed fox sealed within him, also known as Kyuubi. The nine-tailed fox is the strongest of all demons. When Naruto gets angry Kyuubi comes out, the angrier Naruto becomes the more tails he receives. When Naruto gets up to 5 tails the chakra cloak that surrounds Naruto's body starts to deteriorate his flesh and when Naruto reaches 9 tails he is unstoppable, and it's impossible to get anywhere near him" Gaara explained.
Naruto had finally calmed down, and was sitting there with his eyes closed. "Eh? So you all know hey?" Everyone expect Karin Hitsugaya, Matsumoto, Ichigo, Ikuto, Dark and his friends all back away from Naruto.
Naruto: Well that chapter sucked...
Caity: What!! *Evil death glare of doom*
Sasuke: No, it goes like this *Evil Uchiha glare of doom*
Naruto: No! The world is ending! Save the women, the cowards and the ramen!!!
Ikuto: O.O Umm…
Sasuke: Mwuhahahaha!! *Thunder and Lighting clashes.*
Dark: Umm okay, so that's um yeah. *Runs away
Neji: What the hell! I didn't get to say much… there's going to be hell to pay. Bakugan!
Natasha: I-I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.
Hitsugaya: *Twitch, twitch*
Renae: PIZZAGUY! *Squeal*
Hitsugaya: It's HITSUGAYA
Ran: Aww everyone is getting along
Suu: Yeah-desu, they are so lucky
Caity: CYA LATER EVERYONE
Rima: Review!
