Lots of Puck in this chapter for those who like him. And some cute Brittana too.

Chapter 12 - Dr. Puckerman

Santana was sitting at the bar having a drink before her shift when Puck walked up to her. "So Lopez what happened with you and your girl when you left here the other night?" He asked her hoping to get some information out of her.

Santana smiled at him remembering exactly what happened that night in her apartment after they left the bar. "Nothing much really." She lied to him.

"Oh come on seriously? The look on your face tells me it was more than 'nothing much'. Give me the details."

"Fine it was a lot more than nothing much but I'm not telling you a damn thing you perv."

"Ugh fine but seriously way to go." He raised his hand for a high-five. "That's one fine piece of ass."

Santana left him hanging. "Well that fine piece of ass is my girlfriend so stop talking about her like that." She warned. "Or I will have to kick your ass."

"Ok fine. I guess I can respect that but she is definitely hot."

"Puckerman what did I just say." She growled slamming her fist on the bar.

"Ok. Ok." He said throwing his hands up in the air. "So things seem to be going well with you guys. Physical and otherwise."

Santana rolled her eyes at him. "You're a real fuckhead aren't you. But yes things are going well. Why do you ask?"

"Curious I guess. And I sorta want it to work out between you and Brittany. She seems like a great girl. She really has some sort of effect on you. You're a different person when she's around."

"Shut up Puckerman I am not. But you are right about one thing she is great- no scratch that she's amazing. I don't know how she does it but she is sweet and adorable and caring and she understands me. How did I get so lucky?" Santana gushed.

"Fuck if I know. But that girl loves you."

"What?" Santana knitted her eyebrows together giving him a glare. "What did you just say?"

Puck raises an eyebrow back in Santana's direction. "Uh- that girl loves you Santana."

"No she doesn't. What makes you think that?"

"Yes she does love you. I can see it. I see it in the way she looks at you. I see it in the way she touches you. I see it in the things she says to you. That girl is in love with you."

Stunned by what Puck had said Santana sat there thinking it over. "It can't be. How can she be in love with me. It's so soon. We've only known each other a few weeks. It's not possible. I mean look at me. Who would love me? I am nothing. I am not capable of being loved. That has been proven in the past. Nobody loves me. I'm not lovable."

"Sorry to break it to you Lopez but apparently you are." Puck tells her shrugging his shoulders. "How do you feel about her? He asked.

"I don't know. I really like her. But I don't know if I can say that I love her." Santana sighed looking to Puck for some sort of guidance.

Seeing Santana's panicked expression he offered. "Try not to freak yourself out. Just take it step by step. Don't try and rush your feelings for her. Let them develop naturally."

"Shit." Santana mumbled. "What do I do about Brittany? Do I ask her if she loves me. That would be strange to do wouldn't it. Or do I not bring it up. Shit. Shit. Shit. Now what?"

"Well I would just leave it be. Ya know not ask her about it. Just wait until she tells you. I'm sure she'll tell you soon." He smiled encouragingly at her. "But knowing how impatient you are you probably won't be able to wait. You'll probably screw it up."

"Fuck you Puckerman. I'd said thanks for the advice but you are the one who brought all this up and started fucking with my head." She gave him a death glare.

"Ok fine how bout I change the subject. So where is your girl? Is she gonna be coming by tonight?"

"How is that changing the subject?" She growled at him getting up and leaving the bar not giving him an answer. She knew where Brittany was. She was at the dance studio. And yes she had told Santana that she would be stopping by the bar that night. Keeping that information from him she went over to the booth to get ready for the night ahead.


"Hey Puck busy tonight?

"No not really. Typical Wednesday night. Nothing special."

"Well can I get a beer- if you're not busy." She teased.

"Sure thing Brittany. Gonna bring Lopez a drink right away too?"

"No actually I was hoping I could talk to you first."

"Ok I'll go get your beer and be right back."

"Ok." She said looking around the bar. Eventually setting her eyesight on the Latina behind the DJ booth. Santana saw Brittany and gave her a little wave and a smile. Brittany in turn waved back and winked at her.

"So what did you want to talk to me about?" Puck came back and asked Brittany.

"Santana." Brittany replied still looking at Santana.

He rolled his eyes. "Christ. What is with you two?"

"What do you mean?" Brittany asked confused.

"First Santana and now you coming to me with your relationship problems."

"Wait Santana came to you about me? No wait she thinks our relationship has problems. What's going on Puck tell me." Brittany began to worry. Puck wasn't helping this situation any but he did recognize Brittany's worry.

"Well she didn't come to me about you. I may have said something to her about you. And no your relationship doesn't have any problems. I may have misspoke."

"Ok well un-misspoke. Now." She demanded.

"Earlier Santana was sitting at the bar and I asked about the two of you and how things where going." He left out the part about asking about their sex life. "She was telling me how great you are and I gave her some advice." Also leaving out the part where he told Santana that Brittany was in love with her.

"That's it? You make it sound way worse than it is. Maybe you shouldn't be giving out relationship advice.

"Maybe not. So why did you want to talk about Santana?" He asked.

"Um- hold on. I forgot." After a few second of silence Brittany remembered what she wanted to talk about. "Oh yeah I remember. Puck I think I'm in love with her." Puck bent over slapping his knee laughing hysterically. "What's so funny Puck?" Still bent over laughing he shook his head unable to talk. "Come on Puck. I'm serious." He straightened up still laughing though. "Puck?" Brittany tried one more time.

"You guys are gonna kill me." He said under his breath so no one could hear. "I know." He managed to breath out finally in between laughs.

"What do you mean, you know." Brittany questioned him.

Now returning to a calmed down manner. "I know you're in love with her. I can see it. The way you look at her and the way you act around her. I know."

"Oh." Was all that Brittany could say to that.

"Sorry for my little outburst there. Just a little déjà vu. Anyway want my advice?"

Brittany looked at him trying to figure out what he had meant by déjà vu but moved past it. "Should I tell her?" She asked him.

"Listen I don't want to tell you what to do but I think you should do what feels right to you. If you think you are ready for that step then tell her. But if you don't think you are both ready for that then maybe you should wait." He said running his hand over his face.

"Ok thanks Puck I will take what you said into consideration." Giving him a genuine smile then changed the subject. "Halloween is coming up. Do you dress up?"

"No not usually. I am stuck behind the bar during our Halloween party so the less I'm wearing the better. Don't need a costume getting in the way. What about you are you gonna come to the party?"

"Heck yeah I love Halloween parties."

"Got a costume picked out?" He asked the blonde.

"Yep but I'm not going to tell you what it is. You'll have to wait to see."

"Ok fair enough."

"So can I get that Captian and Coke now."

"Yep be right back." Brittany looked over in Santana's direction again. This time Santana didn't see her she was to busy with her work. Brittany thought perfect see won't see me coming.

"Here you go." Handing her the drink. Taking the drink she made her way to the DJ booth. "See ya later Brittany." Puck said as she walked away from him.

Santana was too engrossed in what she was doing to notice Brittany walking up to her. Once Brittany got close enough to Santana she slapped her on the ass to announce her presence. Santana jumped at the unexpected contact. As soon as see saw that it was Brittany a big smile spread across her face. Brittany gave her a cheesy smirk back. "Thanks babe." Santana said taking the drink from Brittany's hand. "I was wondered when you were going to get your cute butt over here. What the hell were you talking to Puckerman about for so long? Brittany just shrugged at Santana's question. "He better not have been interrogating you about our sex life." She said slightly angry at the thought.

"Interra- what?" Brittany looked at Santana waiting for some sort of explanation.

"Asking you questions about what we do in the bedroom."

"Oh no he wasn't."

"Good cause I would have to kick his ass if he did. I told him to stay out of it."

"It's ok San calm down we were just talking."

"So what were you two just talking about?" Santana asked.

"Halloween." The blonde replied.

"Halloween that's it?" Floored at the thought of them just talking about Halloween for so long thinking there had to be more.

"Well Halloween and you." Brittany admitted.

Santana looked at Brittany with a confused expression. "Why were you talking about me? Nothing bad I hope." She said trying to figure out what Puck had told Brittany. She hoped it was nothing from their conversation earlier.

"No nothing bad Santana. Actually he told me you guys were talking before. About how great you thought I was. So I thought I'd coming over her and ask you myself how great you think I am."

"Oh really?"

"Yes. So Santana how great am I?

"Well first of all he is the one who said you are great and I had to correct him and say that you are amazing." She said with a cheeky smile. "Aside from being overall amazing you are sweet and caring and" She gave Brittany a kiss. "And adorable." She gave her another kiss. This time Brittany blushed a little. "And you seem to understand me." She kissed her again. "And did I mention sexy yet?" Brittany shook her head before Santana leaned in for another kiss. "And hmm what else- great in bed." She said this time kissing Brittany deeper and more passionately than all the other kisses.

When they pulled back to take a breath their foreheads pressed together and Brittany asked. "Is that so?" Santana nodded. Her forehead moving against the blondes causing Brittany to giggle at the action. "You know you're not to bad yourself Santana."

"Oh yeah?" She asked foreheads still pressed together.

"Yep. You don't give yourself enough-"

"SANTANA! Get back to work!" Puck yelled from across the room.

At this Santana pulled away from Brittany. They hadn't realized that during there little kissing session that the music had stopped playing. Everyone in the bar was now looking at them because of the lack of music and Puck calling attention to them. Both of them were flushed bright red. Santana went immediately to put on another song.

Brittany feeling guilty offered. "Sorry San I didn't mean to get you in trouble."

"No Britt don't feel bad it's not your fault. It's my fault." She gave her a quick kiss to reassure her. "Hold on a minute." She told Brittany while she turned away from the blonde to do something on her computer. Brittany stood there watching curiously. She finished doing whatever it was she was doing and turned back to face Brittany. "Ok I've got almost nine minutes. Where were we?"

Throwing her arms around the brunettes shoulders Brittany asked. "Santana can I take you out tomorrow night?"

"Yeah I guess but why? I thought we would stay in and get our sexy time on." She said with a wink.

Brittany raised an eyebrow at the Latina. "Oh." Reevaluating her plan she said. "How about we go out first and then after we can get our sexy time on?"

"Well ok but why are we going out?"

"Uh- well- can't I just take you out for no reason in particular?" She said pulling Santana closer to her and resting her forehead against Santana's again. So they couldn't see anything but into the others eyes. "And dress up. Where a sexy dress."

"A sexy dress?" Santana questioned. "What do you have up your sleeve Brittany?"

"Nothing. I just want to see my girlfriend in a dress."

"Ok. Fine."

"Good. I'm going to ask you to do you more thing for me."

"Ok what is it?"

"Come over to my apartment at seven and we can leave from there."

"Alright done." Santana said confirming their date.

"San? One more thing."

"What Britt?"

"Kiss me."

Santana moved her chin forward so she could take Brittany's bottom lip in hers in a light kiss. They kissed like this for a while just little light sweet kisses on each others lips. Until Brittany grabbing Santana bottom lip with her teeth and pulled on it gently and then pulled away from Santana. Santana pouted at the loss of contact. "You can't do that and then just stop."

"Well I just did. What are you going to do about it?"

Santana took her hands and cupped Brittany's cheeks and pulled her back in for another kiss.

"Santana." Brittany said between kisses. "I should go." Santana shook her head and kissed the blonde again. "You have to get back to work." She said taking a step back away from the smaller girl. Santana looked at Brittany with that sad puppy look.

"I don't want to." She whined.

"You have to. I'm gonna go but I will she you tomorrow night. Ok." Brittany leaned in once more and gave Santana a kiss on the cheek. "Goodnight." She walked through the bar towards the door. As she reached the door she turned around to Santana and waved goodbye.

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