AN: If you guys have any Mary-Sue filled fics you want me to use to make mockery chapters, then I would be glad to use them! Just let me know.
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight. Wow, that was simply said.
"Who is that?"
Alice turned her head, glancing over her shoulder. "Oh, that's my brother."
I looked Alice up and down. She was pale and had the yellow eyes, but her jet black hair that spiked wildly in various directions and short, lithe build had nothing on this man's looks. He seemed strong, the muscles visible, but in a lean way. His bronze hair was tousled, pulling off the dirty yet clean look. It was a perfect balance of two complete opposites. His bright flaxen eyes were like an exact match of his "sister's", but they were different all the same. Alice's were excited, projecting her giddiness. The bronze haired guy's eyes held a saddened indifference, almost as if he didn't know what he was missing out on.
"That's your brother?" I asked incredulously, realizing that they looked alike yet nothing the same.
"Well, adopted brother," she corrected, waving her hand.
"Oh, what's his name?" I was curious now. His appearance had been striking, but something pushed me to change his ignorance into knowledge.
"Edward."
With that single word out there, I was reminded of previous conversations and fights. "Oh, you mean the Gary-Stu? The one Lauren is after?"
Alice chuckled. "Yeah, that's the one. He's not interested though."
Okay, I will honestly admit that my heart gave a little flutter at her comment. First off, Lauren did NOT deserve a guy like that! Second, my desires to help the poor kid as I stated earlier! "Well, that's a relief."
"What did you say?" Alice turned her apprehensive golden eyes onto me, and I practically felt myself melting under the lava rocks she was boring into me.
"Nothing, it's nothing." Well no duh I was going to try and pass off my early statement as to sedate her worries! This is her brother we're talking about!
Alice was obviously not satisfied with the news I gave her, and she frowned. If you can frown wider than you can smile, I'm pretty sure this girl just pulled it off. How though, I'm not entirely sure...and as of why, I have no clue about that either. She almost immediately brightened. "Hey, why don't you come sit with us?"
My shyness set in, but I couldn't object as she pulled me along roughly. "Alright."
We approached the table, and I wondered how she took such huge steps so quickly. I didn't ponder it long though. The others at the table looked up then. They all shared the paleness and the yellow eyes. Were they really not related? Well, other than that they looked nothing alike. Maybe they were just wearing contacts.
My doubts really set it when Alice leaned towards the blonde boy and kissed him on the cheek. Okay, so this was either incest or they were being truthful in not being related. I'm going with the second option.
"Hey, guys, this is Bella."
