AN: Okay, another Mockery Chapter was requested (you can request one whenever you want). This one is for "Twila, Da Girl Who Fell In Lov W/ A Vampir."
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or "Twila, Da Girl Who Was In Lov W/ A Vampir."
Bella POV (As all of the chapters are)
Alice and I were sitting in our dorm room...again. This time, however, we were trying to figure out a good plan for me to become queen instead of Lauren.
"You know," Alice started, "you could always turn into a best and rip her throat out."
"What!" I exclaimed. "That sounds like some kind of crappy trollfic."
Alice waved me off. "It was just an idea, and I got it from a real fic."
I quirked my eyebrow, but said nothing more.
Alice burst into tears of blood again. Had that comment really offended her to such a large degree? "Alice?"
Blood continued to streaked down her face, and I wondered how such a feat was even possible. Was it not possible for her to cry regular tears?
Then, as if she had self predicted something, she turned into this odd beast with red eyes. I screamed and ran for the door, but Alice blocked it. "What the hell, Alice! I'm trying to run away from you. Why would you block the bloody door?"
"I'm going to suck you dry and rip your throat out because I wasted all of my blood when I cried those tears for no reason!" she shrieked.
"That doesn't make any sense!" I replied loudly, trying to get around her.
"I'm a vampire, a.k.a. a sparkly fairy, so it doesn't have to," Alice informed me.
"Oh my Satan..." I whispered in awe at what Alison had just said.
"Yeah, and you're goth and a loner!"
"Since when am I—" I looked down to see I was creepily not wearing the items I had been five minutes prior. I was clothed in a black lace dress, the ebony frilling slightly lighter and darker when it hit the light. I tried to straighten myself, but then fell out of a chair. "Where did that chair come from?"
Before Alice could answer, the door was knocked down, crushing her. In walked a bat—which actually flew—and Edward, his black lipstick and once again goth clothing making him look "smexi."
I glanced back to where Alice's feet and hands stuck out from the dark brown door. Surely that had killed her. Just glancing at the heavy door and those on top of it I knew the hit had to be fatal.
Edward caught me staring, and told me, "She'll be fine. She's a vampire."
"Um...okay?" I let out. "And what's with the bat?"
"Oh, that's my brother Emmett. He changed forms because he's excited," Edward explained with a goth grin before jumping around and dancing, something most goths do as an awesome pastime.
I didn't know what was going on, but I started to dance with Edward, assuming Alison would be fine with Emmett hovering over her.
